Milo Yiannopoulos

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Milo Yiannopoulos (formerly Milo Yiannopoulos ; Greek: Μίλων Γιαννόπουλος, Hebrew: מילו איינופולוס) is a homosexual, legally Jewish, nigger-loving Greek faggot who is the "Tech Editor" for right-wing tabloid Breitbart. Despite being a self-proclaimed "journalist", Milo is actually just a failure of a troll who steals the hard-hitting investigative journalism of Encyclopædia Dramatica's own loyal editors and then attempts to pass it off as his own work.

Yiannopoulos is a tranny hating faggot who, considering his Greek last name and his right-wing leanings, is probably a closet supporter of Golden Dawn and/or Shower.

Milo Yiannopoulos, previously Milo Wagner, had recently risen to prominence thanks to his boundless preening, self-aggrandizement and shameless self promotion via latching onto GamerGate in a sad but obvious attempt to gain money, readers and try to convert the videogame-loving, left-wing pussies of the internet to his conservatard cult. He himself is not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now that he's part of GamerGate, he has retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get fatter.

The only thing he ever did right in his career was linking to ED. Maybe he can read a few more of our articles and learn what real journalism is.

(For fun tweet him and ask if he wants any "updog".)

Writing

Yiannopoulos is best known for his long-winded prose, filled with big words he likes to use but not understand. His columns on Breitbart have ranged in subject matter from why women have no place in comic books and claims transgenderism is a psychiatric disorder to unsourced claims about GamerGate opponents.

The poor quality of his work might be attributed to the fact he dropped out of both Manchester and Cambridge. Something he believes he should brag about in an article literally entitled: "I Dropped Out of Manchester and Cambridge but it's Honestly Fine". "If you’re as talented, intelligent and handsome as I am, you don’t need a degree to succeed," he begins, setting the tone of this orgy of the self. "The dirty secret of professional and personal success is it has a lot more to do with your God-given assets than it does how hard you studied at uni or where you went", he continues and reaffirms what everyone suspected: He didn't study very hard, which is why he isn't very good. It also explains why 99% of his writing is opinion pieces about how he hates liberals and how much sex he has (not a feat, considering he mostly bones starving, pakistani immigrants) that don't leave him any time to report on any actual news. Of course, to the basement-dwelling trolls of GamerGate, his writing is "top kek" and full of "lulz" despite it being a bunch of bullshit about topics he knows nothing about in an attempt to win them over and get them to buy his upcoming book.

Dyslexia

Besides having the worst hair, Milo is also known to suffer from severe dyslexia.

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Pre GamerGate

Milo hates gamers

The only thing Milo had ever gotten right was that gamers are a bunch of fat, pale, basement dwelling losers and nerds. For many years he held the (correct) belief that gamers need to either get out of the house and get a life, or stay inside and end it.

The Wonga Scandal

Despite now pretending to be against corruption, Milo has a long history of just that. Before trying to profit off GamerGate he was busy preventing fair competition when his company Wrong Agency Ltd. and prevented another company from winning a shitty award.

	“	I had a conversation with the organiser, Milo Yiannopoulos and I picked Wonga as the winner. I had the casting vote. Although, as organiser, he [Milo] didn't have a vote he agreed.	„
	— I had a conversation with the organiser, Milo Yiannopoulos and I picked Wonga as the winner. I had the casting vote. Although, as organiser, he didn't have a vote he agreed., http://archive.is/2rbEp

The Kernel

Even Wikipedia knows what's up

Wagner also founded and later sold a site called "The Kernel" (which ironically doesn't contain one kernel of truth), better known as The KKKernel. The site's first run was the opposite of glorious, with Milo commenting on it: "Suspending publication at The Kernel in March this year was a painful and humiliating process. I’d been too arrogant about my ability to run a business and allowed a combination of starry optimism and financial incompetence to bring the company to its knees". Milo? Arrogant? No way...

Of course, he somehow had the capital to revive the failed venture and sold it for a hefty sum. Perhaps the money he needed came from the money he didn't use to pay its employees or its bills (his criticism of Gawker sounds a bit ironic now). The site itself was able to do quite well without the burden of Milo's ineptitude at the helm, and his tabloid of right-wing propaganda was ironically bought out by the liberal shithole that is The Daily Dot.

Gee, wonder where all that paycheck money went..

Dan Waller aka Milo Yiannopoulos

Exactly like TheRalphRetort claiming to be reporting, it turned out The Kernel turned into a one-man blog, when Milo couldn't pay his bills. So how do you make it appear as if you actually have staff equipped? Easy. Pretend that you are them. So Milo did just that. Pretended to be a man named Dan Waller. He even wrote an article complete in the language and spirit of Wagner. Coincidence?

Weird how he doesn't hasn't mentioned this name once, huh?

Wagner invites 376. 15 Shows up

For a writing seminar, called #NaNoWriWee, or some shit where you could be sure you wouldn't learn a thing Wagner was quick to boast about 376 attending to learn from the master wordsmith Milo Wagner. Complete with dyslexia and bad poetry. But only 15 showed up, the rest realizing that they could learn better writing by heading to DeviantArt.

	“	On the 25th January 15 people assembled around 7.30 in the Kernel office to start the 30 hour novel writing marathon.	„
	—https://shirleyayres.wordpress.com/2013/01/27/highlights-from-the-30-hour-novel-marathon-nanowriwee/, Shirley Aeres

Trollwatch/Milo literally crying about trolling

Before he was pro-trolling, Wagner was very much opposed to it. You might have picked up the pattern that Milo is a regular Hillary Clinton when it comes to his opinions. In that case you'd be correct. He (presumably) wrote an article about harmful online trolling was.

	“	Do you have an abuser, libeller or bully who won’t leave you alone on Twitter or Facebook? If so, The Kernel wants to hear from you – and to help you make the abuse stop... If he is pseudonymous, we’ll try to help you discover his real-world identity. Then we’ll publish it, along with examples of the cruelty you’ve endured. If he uses his real name, we’ll draw attention to his unacceptable behaviour. We believe it’s high time that a “name and shame” approach to internet abusers was taken. Perhaps with enough cautionary tales floating around, the dregs of the web will think twice before ruining other people’s lives.	„

And just 24 hours prior to this, Wagner himself was whining about how he was trolled :D. This points to the fact that Milo was the creator of the post.

	“	A couple of days ago, I tweeted to express my sympathy for R&B singer Rihanna. I explained that I had been in a similar relationship and that I believed I understood what it was that made women – and men – go back to abusive partners. A slap, I said, can be a strange sort of comfort for a disorientated young woman. (I said woman, but I meant me.) It can be predictable, in a world without constants. Sometimes you even talk yourself into believing you deserve it. The dynamics of abuse can be subtle and complex. But I should have known better than to make such honest disclosures on social media, shouldn’t I. Because admitting you were the victim of domestic violence in a prior relationship is apparently acceptable grounds for abuse and ridicule on Twitter.	„
	—https://web.archive.org/web/20130130201931/http://www.kernelmag.com/yiannopoulos/3874/the-schoolteacher-who-moonlights-as-a-troll/, Milo

So what did that horrible man say?

So what was Milo's response? He went all-out insane, and doxed the guy for this. He wrote an article complete with workplace, new Twitter handle and a name and shame. You fucking pussy, Wagner. Grow a pair. Milo's fucking pussybitchness was so huge, that even comments called him out, for being the biggest pussy the world has ever seen.

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BTFO

And there are many more examples of The Kernel crying about trolls. And if you didn't think that wasn't bad enough, he actually thought against those refuted the rape myths.

Milo's Nazi Phase

Before becoming the right-wing hackjob he is today, Wagner was actually a full-blown Nazi. So not much of change there then. So whenever some fat blue-haired unfuckable is calling Milo a literal nazi, remember that he actually he is.

Milo's SJW Phase

While trying to get a proper job, Wagner worked as an online editor of The Catholic Herald, while blogging for something called Counter Knowledge. Here he wrote such great articles as " See what someone else wrote" and " Here's A Link To Someone Else's Work". Counter-Culture describes itself as "Counterknowledge.com will draw attention to every kind of bogus theory, whether it emanates from maverick scientists, Christian evangelists, media nutritionists, Muslim scholars or “alternative” historians". Besides this, Milo also worked as a speech writer for a feminist and global warming advocate, Bianca Jagger.

	“	The BJHRF educates the public about discrimination, promotes gender equality, and campaigns to rid our social and legal institutions of bias. We promote women’s empowerment, leadership and participation in every sector of society: to recognise women in the corridors of power, to get them to the negotiating table and make sure their voices are heard. We denounce legislation in countries which deprive women of their basic human rights. We raise awareness of cultural and social norms which perpetuate the perception that women are inferior.	„
	—http://archive.is/qdtCS, Milo writing for Bianca

Milo also created her website, because apparently Milo was a web-developer.

	“	in my spare time, I have designed and engineered websites. Typically, these have been for small businesses and private individuals. I have a good working knowledge of PHP, and fluency in (X)HTML, JavaScript and the following applications (in OS X and in Windows): Adobe Dreamweaver; Adobe Fireworks; Adobe Photoshop; Apple Aperture	„
	—Milo

Milo's Poetry Phase

	“	I wanted a bee But I got a wasp A wasp who doesn't seem To recall that I exist ... Maybe then He'll notice I'm alive All I ever wanted Was everything you have Stop stinging me Give me everything You've got, and die	„
	—Excerpt from TOO HOT THE EYE OF HEAVEN, Milo

Yes, this is fucking real.

Archive of book - Amazon link
Archive of his other book - Amazon link

Milo joins #GamerGate

What GamerGators think about when they fap

Milo abandoned the last shred of ethics that made him encourage fat Nintendo addicts to try and lose their virginity, and traded it for the minor monitory gains and brief admiration of the losers he once despised.

No self-respecting journalist was willing to cover GamerGate (and those with little enough dignity to report on it were at least smart enough to write about how they're a bunch of women-hating faggots), but lucky for the human blobs that post that hashtag, Milo has no abundance of that. He was quick to capitalize on the gullible saps and began to write article after article about GamerGate (seriously, does he ever report on any actual news?) in an attempt to convert its members into republicans and turn them into his personal army in his war on SJWs.

Soon he was expanding his octopus-like grip on various sub-cultures of angry nerds by writing articles about feminism in feminism in comics, science fiction and other topics no one cares and he knows nothing about.

However, soon his goal became clear...

To Sell A Book

As previously stated, Nero has had no interest in the gaming culture until he realized he could make a quick buck by appealing to the lowest denominator, the manchildren gamers. And as GamerGate started to fade out, the gaylord had to think of new methods to make money, so he can afford Regaine and better toupées.
The book will just contain whatever Milo wrote on Breitbart.com and now you can have the privilege of paying for the exact same content. Remember it is all about ethics in book selling.

To Hate On Transsexuals

	“	Being transsexual is a bit like being gluten intolerant: for every real one, there are fifteen or twenty just trying it on for attention.	„

Milo has a deep-seeded and ongoing hate for trannies, believing them to be a sickness that would be better served with an extended stay in the shock-treatment facility of the loony bin, rather than surgery. In his most telling article (which he posted on his personal blog because not even a turd like Britebart would publish something this stupid) he says such things as:

“	[Transgenderism] is the only mental illness classified as such by the medical establishment that we indulge with surgery instead of treating with therapy	„

“	Post-op transsexuals are no longer man, nor yet female; able neither to ejaculate nor be inseminated.	„

“	The answer should be obvious: we’re abusing people who need our help, by indulging their psychoses in place of administering treatment.	„

Clearly ignorant to the suffering and persecution of *trans people go through every day, and which he helps to facilitate.

It is these beliefs that have lead him to write multiple articles mocking trannies, as well as otherkin and transniggers, and wage an ongoing war with Brianna Wu during which he outed her and said:

“	We are using “she” and “her” as a polite courtesy in this report.	„

Milo seems to think that being a homosexual deviant somehow makes him better than the dick-girls and less at odds with god and nature.
Obviously, he is wrong.

To Call A Feminist "Darling"

After having colored his hair blond in to appear even gayer, Milo went on The Big Question on BBC to debate whether his hair looks like pee. Spoiler: it does. In the midst of debating a feminist, Milo was of course losing the argument, so he quickly deflected and called the feminist 'darling'. Of course being a smug asshole, Milo just laughed when they pointed how sexist he was. Clearly he learned nothing.

	“	Frankly darling, I just don't give a damn	„
	—Milo Yiannopoulos

To Become Editor Of Breitbart Tech

At the ebb of October international muckraking website, Breitbart, where Yiannopoulos inexplicably has a job, decided to launch a new segment on their shit website in order to gain more clicks from the autists of GamerGate. To even cater more these nerds, they decided to employ GamerGate sweetheart Milo as an editor, even as we earlier explained just one year prior he fucking hated tech and gamers. Great thinking there. So one redditor decided to test the technical prowess of Milo, by asking some very simple questions. But Milo was unable to answer even a single one, because he knows nothing. Simple questions like what specs his computer has and why 60 fps is better for gaming. Rather than being BTFO for his ignorance, his loyal and retarded followers politely told him the correct answers to all the questions. They still defend this, somehow.

To celebrate his newly appointed position, he and the rest of the Breitbart crew decided to hold a YouTube hang-out, because why use your own site? That would require that they knew shit about tech. So instead they decided to use a feature for amateurs. And even then they fucked up. Somehow they forgot to turn on livechat for their 8 hour long show. The show was utter shit, that focused not on their new section, but instead focused on gathering some GamerGate darlings. Can anyone say pandering? So instead of using those 8 hours to promote the site and showing what they were capable of, they spent the time having on various autistic manchildren, while Milo tried to usurp (Uslurp?) all the attention.

After the 8 hours of torture was over, nothing was learned, so much like Breitbart Tech it was just a waste of time.

Milo trying to Minecraft

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Breitbart Tech

To Get Unverified From Twitter

Last Thursday, Milo was unverified from Twitter as they discovered he was not actually a journalist, but was the spearhead of a 44 man operation designed to harass women in tech, but more on that later. When Milo announced that he had been unverified, his dumb fanboys were fast to cry foul, while Wagner was busy creating 20,000 sock puppet accounts, so he could pretend that this was beneficial to him and his cronies. Milo is so utterly butthurt about this, and not in the way this faggot prefers, that he actually uses the heavy ballot X (✘) at the end of his name.

Praise God for the free market

To Become Utterly Butt Smashed Over An April Fools Joke

In a shocking turn of event, Buzzfeed wrote a funny article about Mr. Whatsapiecost himself, that was published on April 1st.

A lot of the bleach must have penetrated that thick skull of his, and rotted away his gay brain, because he decided to take it serious, and write a TL;DR blog about how the left is destroying America or some crap. Or maybe the truth is that Milo is repeating Kernel again?

To Become An Game

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The original article

Moar info: Milo Yiannopoulos/Feminist Version.

The first version of this article was created by what appears to be an honest-to-god SJW that wrote the entire thing like the most typical tumblr blog post ever, citing such evidence as "Misandry" being underlined by spellcheckers to prove it isn't a real thing (despite the same being true for "Transphobia") and using both terms like "*trans", "Trigger Warning", "White Privilege" and an account that was created solely for the purpose of writing them, that he then promptly abandoned.

We honestly can't tell if this person was being serious or a troll, or if indeed his or our version of this article was better.
So here is the original version of this article for your reading pleasure.

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lol "shitlord"

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ED admin plays a fun game with Milo. You should try it too!
Of course he would go on 4chan
Solid reasoning on why Milo's identity is a fucking act
Despite not being ginger, he still has no soul.
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A purge of misogynists and racists? Finally!
Chimpout is an extremely racist term. Yiannopoulos needs to check his privilege and use neutral language.
Bigot alert.
MUH SOGGY KNEES.
Milo has inspired Justin Bieber
Blond snuggle fag.