WillBound216

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This article was made by an autistic kid who thought it was a good idea to make a shitty attack article on himself in an attempt to troll ED. It didn't work.
You can help by reverting any attempts by this dumbass to erase this mistake. Making the article less shit would help too.
This article is about a person who is under 18 years old.
You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to stay in school and to get off of the Internets until then.
ATTENTION!
This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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A Nice looking boy
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His PFP (that he didn't make)
WillBound's sister

WillBound216 (Powerword:William Thornton) is an enraged fag, wigger, weeb, Mistake,"Alt-Center" aspie who ran a youtube account before it got 9/11'ed by the Jewtubers , he now has a new youtube channel called WillBound216 to make his propaganda.

What makes him cum in his pants

  • Splatoon (Especially the characters)
  • Earthbound
  • Nintendo as a whole (Except for the obscure old retro games ex.Action 32)
  • What people had done in 2015 (Cause they did something good except for the aspie who liked the year)
  • Geography and Politics (Specifically Polandball)
  • Playing on his 3DS which makes him jizz and take it up the bum
  • Animu (Yes he's a weeb)
  • High Score

What makes him butthurt

In fact he hates fortnite so much, it might be the reason he has a fascination with mass shooters, Also he hates the people who play Fortnite (even ironically) and will also prefer Splatoon over it even though Splatoon's replay value sucks.

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Showing this to WillBound will cause him to go Ballistic
  • When you call him a pedophile (when he's really 13)
  • When you mention Fortnite in anything
  • When you call Marina "nigger" you'd be seconds away from being in a tombstone when you say that about her nvm he hates her now
  • Tik-Tok
  • Children (Hates them because Fortnite, Musical.ly, Tik-Tok and other shit)
  • When you say Fortnite is better than Splatoon
  • When you say the Inkling from Splatoon are Lolis
  • When you used to call him Luan, and love Nescas

Videos from autistic child

proof he used to like the good old Earthbound ship NessXPaula, but he doesn't like it anymore
He looked up woman on bing
More Discord drama
A big jump from liking Ness X Paula to liking the inklings from Splatoon
More Autism from WillBound
Earthbound Vine Comp
WillBound descending into madness cause of his addiction to Inkling porn

JeffTheWindows&AnimeOtaku

Jeff is a puppet character who WillBound possess over, He is basically an Microsoft and Anime Weeb. History is when he was an Americunt who witnessed the Columbine shooting, After the shooting he fled to a Japan cause America was the worst country ever, Sound Familiar. He then got hooked up with Yoko Littner & Hatsune Miku, Jeff is also a wigger as he also loves Marina from splatoon 2 and how he loves black people. Also Jeff does notice WillBound's Inkling Fetish, and WillBound once called Jeff Dylann Storm Roof.


ESSKEETILANDIA!!!!!!!!

Moar info: Esskeetiland.

Brief History of Esskeetiland

We all know it was found in august of 2018, but did you know it was originally founded in 2016 the time Lil Pump made "Lil Pump" Song. WillBound originally called the country "GAY-ANAL-SEXLAND" but since he got taken out the country he made his own country in 2018 called Esskeetiland combining the words Esskeetit and Land like the retard his is

Polandball
Average Esskeetiland Material
Culture
  • Watching Hentai
  • Mass Debating to Hentai (or Splatoon Porn
  • Fucking inklings in Leanika and Inkopolis
  • Shooting RetroFags
  • Trying to save your damn friends from Willeve's terrorism
  • Nutting on Meggy's tiddies and ass
  • Heiling WillBound
  • Fighting Libtards
  • Hating 6ix9ine Never mind they don't hate him anymore
  • Dank Memes
  • Remembering the terrific fandoms that were like wars (Furries, Undertale, Fortnite)
  • Playing Splatoon

For more information click for the Esskeetiland site

Embarrassing attempt at a double-bluff from the man himself


Hello WillBound here, I am going to say that I made this article. YES! I MADE IT!!! and I fooled you all! I decided to make an article to troll myself and guess what I was behind it all... Yeah I dare you all to keep it or even take the article down you stupid admins you can't do anything you pathetic weaklings!!! I GOT YOU ALL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I JUST DARE YOU TO TAKE IT DOWN, I DARE YOU!!!!!

I TOOK THIS IMAGE TO PROVE I MADE THE ARTICLE YOU FAGGOTS

GALLERY OF THE SUPREME LEADER OF ESSKEETILAND

Before Looking just proceed with caution Willbound if you are seeing this

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