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Epic Ween
EPIC WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!! |
Epic ween is an overwhelmingly negative term used mainly in trolling circles to deride the efforts of newfag failtrolls. It is most often used nowadays in conjuction with the trolling of Chris-chan and similar lolcows, but not always.
Not to be confused with epic win (which it is most definitely not), epic ween is best described thusly:
Imagine, if you will a 14-year-old with Asperger's syndrome who has just discovered 4chan's /b/ last week and now, hiding his acne-riddled face behind his Guy Fawkes mask spewing memes at all in earshot like projectile vomit, is laboring under the delusion that he's part of some super seekrit Fight Club-esque underground trolling movement that does bad things and is hardcore (in short, what the entirety of modern day /b/ apparently thinks).
Now imagine the sort of trolling that chortling, shithead kid would do, both on the Internet and IRL. That is epic ween.
The antics of epic weeners are generally looked upon with scorn by real trolls for being unfunny, tryhard and retarded. More often than not, epic weeners will attempt to create intricately crafted 'trollsonas', aliases that they will go under while their trolling is ongoing. All this serves to do, however, is highlight their faggotry even more as these trollsonas will inevitably have some kind of tryhard hardcore sounding name or be based on a character from some lame film, television show or video game that the epic weener thinks is cool.
Infamous Epic Weeners
- Sagechu
- Darksidered992 - who originally coined the term 'epic ween'.
- Ickeriss
- Brittany Holechko
- Inuboy1000
- The PC Assassins - moar leik CP Ass Asians amirite?
- These faggots
- Everyone involved in the attempted trolling of RJ Bandsma
- Robert Wayne Stiles
- VesperTheSnake
- These guys
- The Unknown Autobot
- TV's Brad Pitt
- You
See Also
- Epic win - What all epic weeners seek to achieve.
- Epic fail - What all epic weeners actually achieve.
- Epin
- Aspierations
- Cancer
- Faggotry
- Retarded
- Troll shielding
- Trolls trolling trolls
- Trying Too Hard
- Unfunny
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