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'''Eproctophilia''' is a [[fetish]] that involves sexual arousal with flatulence. Much like [[scat]], only the sickest of [[sick fucks]] enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of [[coprophilia]] and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on [[cakefarts|cakes]] and other food items. It was kept underground for most of its existance until single mom Tanya Zanette from Toronto, now 41 years of age, decided to photograph herself doing it on her kitchen counter and upload it on YouTube. She shot herself doing it on her kitchen counter, on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6. | '''Eproctophilia''' is a [[fetish]] that involves sexual arousal with flatulence. Much like [[scat]], only the sickest of [[sick fucks]] enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of [[coprophilia]] and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on [[cakefarts|cakes]] and other food items. It was kept underground for most of its existance until single mom Tanya Zanette from Toronto, now 41 years of age, decided to photograph herself doing it on her kitchen counter and upload it on YouTube. She shot herself doing it on her kitchen counter, on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6. | ||
Copycat cakefarting acts have been featured recently on popular radio shows, such as the [[Howard Stern]] Show on September 15 by Califoirnia-based amateur porn star Zoe Zane and the [[Opie & Anthony]] show earlier, on Sep 5th which Tanya Zanette volunteered to appear on the show and was inserted with a straw up her ass and she blew it on the cake. The Stern Show featured a porn star in her 60's, Zoe Zane, sitting on a cake and farting loud. | |||
A few days ago a beautiful red headed 22 year old woman from North Carolina named Mesa Pivirotto was volunteered to do the Naked Ice Bucket Cake Farts challenge. She dumped a bucket full of ice water on herself, and then giggling, she almost dropped the cake. Being cheered by her male crew member "Fart!" she drew the cake near her butt with her left hand, squatted and released a couple of very audible farts onto the said cake. | |||
==List of Eproctophiles== | ==List of Eproctophiles== |
Revision as of 02:23, 23 February 2018
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Eproctophilia is a fetish that involves sexual arousal with flatulence. Much like scat, only the sickest of sick fucks enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of coprophilia and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on cakes and other food items. It was kept underground for most of its existance until single mom Tanya Zanette from Toronto, now 41 years of age, decided to photograph herself doing it on her kitchen counter and upload it on YouTube. She shot herself doing it on her kitchen counter, on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6.
Copycat cakefarting acts have been featured recently on popular radio shows, such as the Howard Stern Show on September 15 by Califoirnia-based amateur porn star Zoe Zane and the Opie & Anthony show earlier, on Sep 5th which Tanya Zanette volunteered to appear on the show and was inserted with a straw up her ass and she blew it on the cake. The Stern Show featured a porn star in her 60's, Zoe Zane, sitting on a cake and farting loud.
A few days ago a beautiful red headed 22 year old woman from North Carolina named Mesa Pivirotto was volunteered to do the Naked Ice Bucket Cake Farts challenge. She dumped a bucket full of ice water on herself, and then giggling, she almost dropped the cake. Being cheered by her male crew member "Fart!" she drew the cake near her butt with her left hand, squatted and released a couple of very audible farts onto the said cake.
List of Eproctophiles
- Martha Stewart
- An assload of fags on DeviantArt (Example: A untalented fart eating failure name Butlova)
- Every Republican
- Everyone on co.
- Jews, as they love gas ovens.
- All coprophiles, including but not limited to Torindarkflight, Alexreynard, and so forth
- Betty Crocker
- Smug people living in San Francisco.
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Gallery
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No shit.
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O RLY?
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A lovely bouquet!
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who DOESN'T want some of this?
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Eproctophile gettin sum black person to lay a stankwind in his face.
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Cake Farts R Yummy!
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IS DAT SUM FP?
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IRL EPROCTOs.
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Giantess fart love.
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Fart pron at it's best.
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Delicious cake?
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With a face like that, is it any wonder Tanya Zanette farts into cakes for a living?
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What do you mean this isn't from Brazil? No, she's from Canada
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How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it?
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Only in Deviant(f)ART. Tanya literally taking da (fart) cake...
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Odoriferous Denial
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Fucking furniggers have to use it for their shit, of course.
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This was inspired by a notable faggot, i.e. Rockosocko. Because when people think of him, what obviously comes to mind is shit.
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Fart fags are the most major of autists.
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Can't be killed with fire!
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Smelly butt treats!
External Links
- The official meatloaf farts sequel
- From the makers of 2girls1cup
- Cakefarts for all on Howard Stern Show
- O&A presents 'cake farts'
- Cakefarts
- Eproctophile's Lament
ZOMG FILES!
See Also
- ButLova
- Rockosocko - The white knight of ButLova.
- Girlfartlover
- Cakefarts
- Coprophilia
- Fetish
- Sittin On Tha Toilet
- AnimatedJames
- Braaaap
- ProJared
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