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[[File:StopKnives.png|thumb|Almost as gay as the [[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|Parkland Kids]]. Almost.]] | [[File:StopKnives.png|thumb|Almost as gay as the [[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|Parkland Kids]]. Almost.]] | ||
[[File:TheKnifeController.jpg|thumb|[[Psychopath|This is who you're putting in control of all those knives.]]]] | |||
'''Knife Control''' is what happens when [[dumb]] [[European]] countries enact stringent [[gun control]] laws because of a single [[Thomas Watt Hamilton|school]] [[Port Arthur massacre|shooting]], spend decades importing millions upon millions of [[Islam]]ic [[rapefugees]] in the name of "[[diversity]]" and then wake up to the realization that their [[London|capital city]] is now overrun with [[Sarcasm|inexplicably]] rampant [[knife]] [[crime]]. This scenario is exactly what began to play out in the [[United Kingdom]] in March, [[2018]], as the city of [[London]] hit [[Detroit|8 stabbings per week]] and incompetent Mayor [[Terrorist|Sadiq Khan]] pushed the government to [[Retarded|place all blame for the problem on knives]] rather than blaming the crazy [[Muslims]] and [[Somalia]]n pirates who were actually doing all of the stabbing. | '''Knife Control''' is what happens when [[dumb]] [[European]] countries enact stringent [[gun control]] laws because of a single [[Thomas Watt Hamilton|school]] [[Port Arthur massacre|shooting]], spend decades importing millions upon millions of [[Islam]]ic [[rapefugees]] in the name of "[[diversity]]" and then wake up to the realization that their [[London|capital city]] is now overrun with [[Sarcasm|inexplicably]] rampant [[knife]] [[crime]]. This scenario is exactly what began to play out in the [[United Kingdom]] in March, [[2018]], as the city of [[London]] hit [[Detroit|8 stabbings per week]] and incompetent Mayor [[Terrorist|Sadiq Khan]] pushed the government to [[Retarded|place all blame for the problem on knives]] rather than blaming the crazy [[Muslims]] and [[Somalia]]n pirates who were actually doing all of the stabbing. |
Revision as of 18:27, 30 March 2018
Knife Control is what happens when dumb European countries enact stringent gun control laws because of a single school shooting, spend decades importing millions upon millions of Islamic rapefugees in the name of "diversity" and then wake up to the realization that their capital city is now overrun with inexplicably rampant knife crime. This scenario is exactly what began to play out in the United Kingdom in March, 2018, as the city of London hit 8 stabbings per week and incompetent Mayor Sadiq Khan pushed the government to place all blame for the problem on knives rather than blaming the crazy Muslims and Somalian pirates who were actually doing all of the stabbing.
The Home Office's solution to the problem was the #KnifeFree campaign – a trendy fucking hashtag that encourages the citizens of the UK to further render themselves defenseless by abstaining from carrying the sharp multi-purpose utility item that is commonly referred as a "knife". To further hammer home the point of this campaign, they also highlighted several stories from young Britfags who were almost bobby-sticked to death by the coppers just because they had knives.
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Britain's true enemy.
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Expect Britfags to start choking to death on uncut steaks at alarming rates. Next up: Steak Control
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Go on, be a fucking snitch!
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