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'''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Zim]]''': The main character. A midget alien who wants to take over earth but sucks so much at it that he ends up saving it most of the time. | '''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Zim]]''': The main character. A midget alien who wants to take over earth but sucks so much at it that he ends up saving it most of the time. | ||
'''[[Retard|GIR]]''': The miracle of the show. Zim's retarded robot sidekick. | '''[[Retard|GIR]]''': The miracle of the show. Zim's retarded robot sidekick. His merchandise is the sole reason why Vasquez can afford a house and healthcare combined. | ||
'''[[Aspergers|Dib]]''': Zim's [[fuckbuddy|rival]]. He's the character that most of the series' fans relate to since even his own family hates him for being a paranoid [[ | '''[[Aspergers|Dib]]''': Zim's [[fuckbuddy|rival]]. He's the character that most of the series' fans relate to since even his own family hates him for being a paranoid [[cuck]]. | ||
'''[[Emo|Gaz]]''': Dib's sister. Despite being a total bitch, she's notably the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own dick. | '''[[Emo|Gaz]]''': Dib's sister. Despite being a total bitch, she's notably the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own dick. | ||
'''[[Dr. Steel|Professor Membrane]]''': Dib and Gaz's <strike>dad</strike> creator. Apparently, he's a [[Mega ultra super genius|fucking genius]] that's supposed to save the world, yet he can't recognize an alien trying to conquer it living | '''[[Dr. Steel|Professor Membrane]]''': Dib and Gaz's <strike>dad</strike> creator. Apparently, he's a [[Mega ultra super genius|fucking genius]] that's supposed to save the world, yet he can't recognize an alien trying to conquer it is living in the same town as him. | ||
'''[[Faggots|The Almighty Tallest]]''': The two [[xenu|alien ruler]]s that sent Zim on a suicide-mission in space | '''[[Faggots|The Almighty Tallest]]''': The two [[xenu|alien ruler]]s that sent Zim on a suicide-mission in space in the first episode to finally get rid of him. Unfortunately for them, it turns out there was actually a planet named Earth where they sent him to, and now these two are stuck with an [[arrogant|clueless]] dumb ass popping up on their monitor every few times a month. | ||
'''[[Mary Sue|Tak]]''': A | '''[[Mary Sue|Tak]]''': A female Irken that every [[cunt]] fan on DeviantArt believes was part of the main cast when she only appeared for one fucking episode. | ||
==Plot== | ==Plot== | ||
Revision as of 02:02, 28 June 2018
Invader Zim (aka The Show with GIR) is a show about an alien trying to take over the world and the constant attempts by his aspie emo fuck-buddy from Earth to stop him. Jhonen Vasquez saw the show's exploitability in the pre-teen faggot market, thus promptly arrived to sellout the character GIR with quotes not even from the show. Hot Topic has beaten this trend to death and still continues to beat its rotting corpse. If you should ever encounter anyone over the age of 20 wearing an Invader Zim T-shirt in public, you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them.
Characters
The cast consists of a bunch of spastic idiots shouting at each other non-stop. This would be funny if something funny were happening, shouting by itself is not funny
Zim: The main character. A midget alien who wants to take over earth but sucks so much at it that he ends up saving it most of the time.
GIR: The miracle of the show. Zim's retarded robot sidekick. His merchandise is the sole reason why Vasquez can afford a house and healthcare combined.
Dib: Zim's rival. He's the character that most of the series' fans relate to since even his own family hates him for being a paranoid cuck.
Gaz: Dib's sister. Despite being a total bitch, she's notably the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own dick.
Professor Membrane: Dib and Gaz's dad creator. Apparently, he's a fucking genius that's supposed to save the world, yet he can't recognize an alien trying to conquer it is living in the same town as him.
The Almighty Tallest: The two alien rulers that sent Zim on a suicide-mission in space in the first episode to finally get rid of him. Unfortunately for them, it turns out there was actually a planet named Earth where they sent him to, and now these two are stuck with an clueless dumb ass popping up on their monitor every few times a month.
Tak: A female Irken that every cunt fan on DeviantArt believes was part of the main cast when she only appeared for one fucking episode.
Plot
The show sets around an alien named Zim, an alien from the planet Irk, which rules a mighty empire that invades other planets for no reason, kills and enslaves the native inhabitants, and then turns the planet into something half-useful. Zim, who was banished after he fucked up the previous galactic conquest effort, hears about a new series of conquests, so he quits his banishment and begs his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, to give him another chance. The Tallest pretend to care and send him on a mission to his death with a retarded robot named GIR. Despite six months of extreme annoyance by his fucking childish robot, Zim manages to not die and find Earth. He contacts the Almighty Tallest and the two gay lovers are completely surprised to find he is actually alive.
Meanwhile, a spastic goth named Dib hears the broadcast from Zim's planet and promptly freaks the fuck out. Then Zim arrives in a giant spaceship and uses his alien technology to make a house grow out of the ground and even extend its tentacles into other houses, and chooses very poor and practically useless disguises for GIR and himself, all while waking up the neighborhood. Dib instantly recognizes Zim as an alien, but nobody believes him, and they all make fun of him instead (rightfully so since he is a paranoid retard).
The following episodes are pretty much a scenario in which the hero and the villain are too incompetent to thwart each other in saving/taking over the world, constantly canceling each other out with their retarded antics causing nothing productive to ever happen.
Fanbase
Zimfags worldwide swarm Hot Topics like dicks to Paris Hilton over the show's plastic crap. These eyeliner-addicted retards also create THE WORST Rule 34 and fanfictions in existence, combining xenophilia, homosexuality, and pedophilia into one fabulous nightmare that would fit in quite nicely on the Pain Series. Most OCs are sues. The best way is to attack the creator directly. They are easy to kill due to their low self-esteem.
—-Shay Caron of Forrester Labs proclaiming his/her source of divine inspiration | ||
Fan fictions
Swing 21 is responsible for this fanfic. A little preview of what horrors await you:
‘All this pain and suffering makes Zim horny,’ answered the Invader with a smirk.
‘But we just…’
A painful twitch of his nipple transformed anything he had to say in a needy whimper. Soon, Zim was kissing him hungrily, claws roaming under his shirt. Dib’s hands traveled down, past the red sleeveless shirt, playing with the button of the black pants. He fumbled a bit with it, grumbling against Zim’s lips, eager to get their clothing –once again– out of the way.
Here is an entire community on Fanfiction.net dedicated to ZADR fics.
Cancellation
Zimfags worldwide blew their brains out when the show got canceled. Butthurt was had, petitions were signed, forums were created, websites were formed, and nothing other than a lot of irritating bullshit came of it.
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Since any idiot with a computer can use Petition Online, there was a petition made to try and bring Zim back on the air. Nickelodeon laughed and ignored the retards, and they were left staring at the idiotic comments left by petition signers, ranting and raving about how it was the best show ever to hit Nick.
Operation Head Pigeons: A group of Zimfags took a blog entry written by Jhonen saying that he'd like to work on Invader Zim again but Nickelodeon refused to let him back. Thus over 9,000 Zimfags decided to spam the fuck out of Nickelodeon through deviantART and Facebook to bring back the show. Yeah, because Nickelodeon will surely bring back a show, which has been dead for nearly 10 FUCKING YEARS, because a bunch of retards are spamming on the internet. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS Invader Zim has been pulled from the garbage it died in so Jhonen can milk the long-dead cow of any milk it had left.
Trolling Potential
Zimfags are so easily riled up, it's a crime against humanity not to fuck with them. DeviantART is riddled with Zim fan-clubs. Take your pick and post the lulz.
- thefmaismine
- invadersourrocks
- invadermim
- insideparanormal
- analteredmind
- Sadistic-Murder
- foxx-demon-fire
- akatsukilunar
Galleries
See Also
- Hot Topic
- Jhonen Vasquez
- Cheese1997
- Chibixzaide
- Azure-Neon
- Katy
- Ted-Drakness
- Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
External Links
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