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A '''tattoo''' is a [[mullet]] you can never cut. Commonly introduced as a nasty ass virus that enters your body through dirty needles. It works its way through the blood stream until it reaches the skin. Once there, it will cluster and group into the ugliest design its little virus's mind can think of. Tattoos officially stopped being cool once [[Miley Cyrus]] started getting them.
A '''tattoo''' is a [[mullet]] you can never cut. Commonly introduced as a nasty ass virus that enters your body through dirty needles. It works its way through the blood stream until it reaches the skin. Once there, it will cluster and group into the ugliest design its little virus's mind can think of. Tattoos officially stopped being cool once [[Miley Cyrus]] started getting them.
[[Image: Thugfuck.gif|right|thumb|250px|Tattoos will make you look tough at all times, even if you're being fucked in the ass!]]


==The Disease==
==The Disease==
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Image:Dongtattoo.jpg
Image:Dongtattoo.jpg
Image:Justinbieber_tattoo.png|[[Justin Bieber]] [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-illegally-tattooed-ink-artist-article-1.1307127 Tattooing Without A License]
Image:Justinbieber tattoo.jpg|[[Justin Bieber]] [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-illegally-tattooed-ink-artist-article-1.1307127 Tattooing Without A License]
Image:Horse_-_Tattoo_Fail.jpg
Image:Horse_-_Tattoo_Fail.jpg
Image:Gun_Tattoo.jpg
Image:Gun_Tattoo.jpg
Image:Liverpool tattoo.jpg|This one only makes sense if you know that the leg-amputee was a [[Soccer|Liverpool FC]] [[Retard|supporter]] (Anthem: "You'll Never Walk Alone")
Image:Liverpool tattoo.jpg|This leg-amputee was a [[Soccer|Liverpool FC]] [[Retard|supporter]] (Anthem: "You'll Never Walk Alone")
Image:Nipple stretching bodybuilder tattoo.jpg|Tattoo/piercing combo [[WTF|WIN]]
Image:Tramp stamp barnstar.jpg|Barnstar tramp stamp
Image:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|More barnstar tattoos
Image:Retarded tattoo.jpg|No's i dosnt
Image:No ragrats tattoo.jpg|Not even one?
Image:Street school tattoo.jpg|0/10
Image:Back of head bad tattoo.jpg
Image:Bad bitches only tattoo.jpg
Image:Hair tattoo.jpg
Image:US patriot facial tattoo.jpg
Image:Nolege is power.jpg
Image:Kenny Ollerenshaw tattoo.jpg
Image:Typical_Girl_Tattoo_Form.png
Image:Tattoos_-_Virgin.jpg
File:Shitty tl;dr tattoo (national tattoo day 2018).png|Cool story, bro
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*[http://www.cracked.com/video_18205_eyeball-tattoos-understanding-this-horrible-decision.html Eyeball tattoos on Cracked.com]
*[http://www.cracked.com/video_18205_eyeball-tattoos-understanding-this-horrible-decision.html Eyeball tattoos on Cracked.com]
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Revision as of 16:22, 18 July 2018

The pinnacle of tattoo design

A tattoo is a mullet you can never cut. Commonly introduced as a nasty ass virus that enters your body through dirty needles. It works its way through the blood stream until it reaches the skin. Once there, it will cluster and group into the ugliest design its little virus's mind can think of. Tattoos officially stopped being cool once Miley Cyrus started getting them.

Tattoos will make you look tough at all times, even if you're being fucked in the ass!

The Disease

How it is contracted

Anybody is open to infection but you're more likely to be vulnerable if you do any of the following:

  • Live in a trailer park.
  • Listen to Amy Winehouse
  • Are a stupid babyfur
  • Listen to metal
  • Want to be a rebel
  • Drink Beer
  • Attend a liberal arts college
  • Respond to the name Kimberley story on YouTube
  • Want to prove to your current boyfriend/girlfriend that you'll do anything for them
  • Think that butterflies symbolize you perfectly
  • Are a slut

Warning Symptoms


Treatment

If you find yourself with one or more symptoms immediately call your best friend or richest living relative. They'll know what to do with you.

Designs

The tattoo comes in many forms - go look for them on the internets. All artists are whores, but especially body artists!

BME is a good source for shitty tattoo designs and other freakish man-made "mods" (1337 speak for guys chopping off their nuts and eating them for breakfast) which will keep you awake at night waiting for Cthulhu to consume the planet to spare you any further misery. If you're still unsure of what design you want to express your individuality, go to your nearest shady tattoo shop where you can choose a generic tattoo design that's already been inked on thousands of people.

Look for ass antlers when IRL. These markings are nature's way of telling men which women will take it in the ass after being given two beers and one fake name.

SPECIAL MENTION: Eyeball Tattoos

What's the most painful place you can have a tattoo yet make sure it's the first thing terrified strangers see? Your eyes. Long thought to be an internet rumour, eyeball tattoos are horribly real. They're also illegal so the first were created in prison. The inmates were thrilled to be the 1st / 2nd / 3rd / 8th people to have the world's first eyeball tattoos, right up until every douchebag starts copying them and the laser-eye sturgery theaters of the future start looking like a Jackson Pollock painting.

There is also no possible way to have these tattoos removed.

Now you TOO can look like an anime villian!

   
“ 		 
I chose blue because my eyes are blue ... I thought black might be a little scary.
  		„
  		 

—A prisoner worried about frightening his fellow prisoners.

   
“ 		 
I don't know if you can truly ask why, the real question is why not?
  		„
  		 

—Let's count ...

   
“ 		 
Wrong. The answer is 'Why?'"
  		„
  		 

—The newsreader.

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Gallery Of Failed Tattoos

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