User:Cobaltcat

Out in the real world for a while, being a normie. You are all gay.

	“	Serial doxer and shit-stirrer	„
	—Bearing on Cobaltcat

MEOW

Articles sorely missing

• Dragonlord
• Bunty King
• TheRalphRetort Needs more.

Shit I done

• Retsupurae - Has been AOTN. Only needs minor work and updates
• Brett Keane - Fat fuck has left the internets
• Bioshock_Infinite - Biofags object. Good.
• JDubs - Currently crying on Brett Keane's dick
• Duke_Nukem_Forever - Decent now
• Guild_Wars_2 - Still needs some, but good enough
• Phil Fish - Suck my dick and choke on it
• Suey Park - Ching chong.
• PC Master Race - Could be expanded but has already caused butthurt
• Tauriq Moosa - LOL necrofag.
• OUYA - Failure
• Chris Kluwe - Former punter, now complete faggot.
• GamerGate/POTM - Faggots aplenty
• SJWiki - Really Jimmy Rustled From The Rain.
• The Sarkeesian Effect - Bald and lonely
• TheAmazingAtheist - Hot oil Banana
• HappyCabbie - Lol ded
• Everyday Sexism Project - Divorced
• Skateboard
• XrazorfistX - Razorfapx
• Rebecca Watson - Overhauled that
• Freethought Blogs
• Asalieri
• World of Warcraft - Overhauled. Only need newest expansion. And legacy.
• Onideus Mad Hatter - Overhauled.
• JewWario - An heroed
• Gone Home - Bad game go home
• SilverHaze06 - Tried to be a bad guy on EDF. Turned out to be a bad guy on EDF.
• Feminist Frequency - Various contributions
• Sue Basko - Contributed
• Suey Park - ASN whore
• Dark Souls 2
• DarkSydePhil - Overhauled
• Randi Harper - Overhauled and contributed
• Rinster17 - Where the fuck did I dig this up?

Shit that still needs works

• Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Dumps - For images without a home
• User:Cobaltcat/EDFemotes - Dem emotes.
• Encyclopedia Dramatica:Threat Advisories - yes
• User:Cobaltcat/duplicated - See below.
• - I am a moron.
• User:Cobaltcat/Battle Of The Sexes
• Madeleine_McCann - Needs cleaning
• Let's_Play - Needs a bit moar lulz
• ShockOfGod - Needs bettering
• The_Army_of_God - Needs moar jokes
• Timeline_of_evolution - The fuck is this?
• Women_do_not_their_shower - wut?
• Console_Wars - PC MASTER RACE
• Jessica_Valenti - Feminist. Lots of lulz, probably.
• Elevator_Filming - Some people be mad about this article. Gotta find out why.
• OMFGCata - Needs moar
• Sergey Titov - The man behind Big Rigs, WarZ and Infestation: Survivor Stories. I mean, holy shit. And he is the TD of LOL.. IMDB pageBig Rigs: Over the Road Racing The War Z
• CultOfDusty - Drama atheism.
• RedLetterMedia - Needs everything.
• user:cobaltcat/cinemasins this video
• Nebris - could use some paint.
• Snapesnogger - Needs a clean up.
• Bustle.com
• World of Tanks - Did a lot of reworking. Still needs a lot.
• That Guy With The Glasses - Shit happened in early 2018.
• List of Camwhores - More Camwhores and fapfodder out there
• The Ralph Retort - Way more gunt. GUNT.

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Litterbox

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BREAKING NEWS!! yes

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I AM MEMBER OF EDGOV SUCK MY COCK

WORST SYSOP EVER SINCE ONIDEUS

Sincerely Mr. Jonzz Esq.

SIEG HEIL BANN STAR! This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops. You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

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