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Magibon was born in the fall of 1986 with the name '''Margaret Lilian Adams''' in sunny West Palm Beach, Florida in the maternity ward of some cheap clinic. During this time, her daddy (Mr. Addams) was a 36 year-old | Magibon was born in the fall of 1986 with the name '''Margaret Lilian Adams''' in sunny West Palm Beach, Florida in the maternity ward of some cheap clinic. During this time, her daddy (Mr. Addams) was a 36 year-old Professional camera-man, and her mom (Leah Chadderon ''née Davis'') a 24 year old loose hick who came down from PA hoping to find something in her life. As is the usual case in the stories of wannabes and child prostitutes, Magibon's parents suffered the same fate, the marriage between her parents ended abruptly (the court notes indicate a series of domestic violence complaints and restraining orders filed by both parties.) | ||
Magibon's mother, having secured her divorce and child custody rights, soon ran back to rural Pennsylvania where her blood-sister and father lived. For a time, things were perceived to be good, a thick bond grew between mother and daughter. It is speculated and later confirmed on 2ch that this bond alone is what actually stopped Magibon from simply [[Prostitute|auctioning herself off on Ebay]]. However, as strong as this bond may have been, it was inevitably severed. | Magibon's mother, having secured her divorce and child custody rights, soon ran back to rural Pennsylvania where her blood-sister and father lived. For a time, things were perceived to be good, a thick bond grew between mother and daughter. It is speculated and later confirmed on 2ch that this bond alone is what actually stopped Magibon from simply [[Prostitute|auctioning herself off on Ebay]]. However, as strong as this bond may have been, it was inevitably severed. | ||
Revision as of 01:03, 7 August 2011
Template:Youtube2 (Magibon) is a midget wapanese camwhore who rose to prominence when she started posting retarded YouTube videos. Which began in July 2006 when Magibon first started posting videos- which consisted mainly of her flirting with the webcam, looking skull-fucked, and trying so badly to be Japanese. All of this, of course, without the much expected speech, which was some what a conundrum for the legions of fantard YouTubers whom for some reason expected such speech.
How have such antics granted her fame, you may ask? Well, it is always carried out while showing off some decent cleavage, and speaking exclusively in Pre-school Japanese, not to mention using camera angling tricks to make herself look like an underaged and innocent loli.
As a result, this translated into sheer cock-baiting brainwash-ment for the thousands of YouTube users who would click on any vid as long as they see anything sexually stimulating on the thumbnail. Sadly, this means you, who gullible as you were clicked on the thumbnail link hoping to get a bonner off YouTube. And in case you are still wondering, the Toddler-Japanese she so skillfully speaks is that of a butchered as only a basement-dwelling Wapanese could do variety- meaning all those "OMG how did u learn Japanese?!!" posters are sadder and more full of fail than even they themselves know.
Sadly, the truth about this hick- if you didn't already know- is that she's merely the failed daughter of a typical broken white trash redneck family. Her parents divorced when she was very young, her mom got herself another cock and had little to no time to spend in developing her daughter, which explains Magibon's need for outside attention and her need to be noticed. Magibon unsurprisingly, lived with her parents in her parents' house in Pennsylvania. Before going full-time YouWhore, she used to earn a living as a minimum wage cashier at the Sayre branch of CVS Pharmacy. During that time and even now refuses to better herself by going to college and getting a life.
Oh, and in case you are fantasizing of her blowing your load off, be warned that she has really crooked teeth and it will shread your little penis.
PROTIP: Fuck her in the ass.
Magibon's Biography
Magibon was born in the fall of 1986 with the name Margaret Lilian Adams in sunny West Palm Beach, Florida in the maternity ward of some cheap clinic. During this time, her daddy (Mr. Addams) was a 36 year-old Professional camera-man, and her mom (Leah Chadderon née Davis) a 24 year old loose hick who came down from PA hoping to find something in her life. As is the usual case in the stories of wannabes and child prostitutes, Magibon's parents suffered the same fate, the marriage between her parents ended abruptly (the court notes indicate a series of domestic violence complaints and restraining orders filed by both parties.)
Magibon's mother, having secured her divorce and child custody rights, soon ran back to rural Pennsylvania where her blood-sister and father lived. For a time, things were perceived to be good, a thick bond grew between mother and daughter. It is speculated and later confirmed on 2ch that this bond alone is what actually stopped Magibon from simply auctioning herself off on Ebay. However, as strong as this bond may have been, it was inevitably severed.
Since Magi's mother constantly craved the cock, she could not last long staying single. Therefore, she knew she had to have another man. She quickly found herself another man-a working man (David Chadderdon). He was a year older than her unlike Mr. Adams who had a 12 year gap, and also he was also a redneck- which made the coupling of this hick and Magi's mom a match made in heaven. According to a deleted forum posts by Magibon, Magibon often laments the narcissistic nature of her step-dad and often blames him for her misfortunes. It can be further deduced that he was hard on her, but he never really abused her. Magibon's problems were mental. As the story goes, Magibon besides refusing to bear her stepfather's name, Magibon openly disses her stepdad.
According to Dave Chadderdon, Magi's awesome step dad, Magi has three siblings. Hannah Adams (born '92), Cali Chadderdon (born '98), Rachel Davis-Kline (married and has a child). Magibon often quarreled with members of her family and to avoid constant conflict with them she would usually sleep in the day and stay up at night.
Although there were significant attempts by Magibon to suppress her internet history being the dumbfuck that she is, fails at doing it.
Typical Magibon Quotes
Go here to see more personal quotes by Magibon.
Not So Innocent
Contrary to the beliefs of die-hard Magibon fan boys, particularly those who belong in the mririan_fangroup. Magibon is not really sweet and innocent as that they have been fantasizing. Nor does she only exist only on YouTube. In the days before her YouTube whoring, Magibon existed on the internet just like you, frequenting forums, social networks and being an inherent troll on the interwebs.
In the Forumz
Magibon being wapanese often participated in fan forums of Japanese actresses. In a forum concerning Keiko Kitagawa, Magibon has even managed to fool a mod into banning a Japanese girl she flame-baited.
The incident started when Magi did her usual photo-whoring thread where she posted misleading pictures of her self and engaged the people who commented on it in conversation. The poor Japanese girl, assuming good faith, gave a sincere comment on it. It is not known whether or not Magibon actually became butthurt from it (as there weren't much desired comments at the time), but Magibon started attacking her for failing at Engrish.
This of course was the outcome Magi was hoping for, and the bait worked as the Japanese girl had unknowingly walked into Magibon's open jaws. She then tried to complain to the other board members to little avail, while Magibon went on subtly trolling her.
As their bitch fight dragged on, it soon caught the attention of Karyuudan-a mod of those boards at the time- who immediately (for unknown reasons) sided with Magibon, and the Japanese girl was given a perma-ban. See here: forum.
The Scam
Feeling that her endless droves of devoted fans owed her something more than simple love and loyalty, Magibon decided to cash in on her growing fame. She began her scam at 2ch where she begged 2ch-ners for funds (through a donation account on PayPal) so she can "go to Japan".
Gullible as most of her fans are, funds started pouring in into Magi's account. As a result, Magibon's camwhoring was slowly starting to pay off.
However, as things progressed, the fans grew weary of donating blindly as she kept demanding more and more money, and a series of reasonable inquiries were made towards Magibon. By then however, Magibon having reasoned that she had sucked them dry, slyly backed away from her horny Japanese fanboys and completely ignored them. Occasionally she does return to 2ch and does some light flirting with them in hopes it'd keep them dangling.
In this website, here, Magibon unintentionally makes a comment regarding her Youtube wages. Well, nuff' said.
CopyVio? In MY Tubes?
maginiffscentT, a faggot who got all butthurt over a CopyVio filed by Magibon on YouTube, finally learned the hard way about Magibon's true nature and tried to exact revenge by cuntpasting gay pics all over his YouTube profile. Of course this is not the first time as Forryga (the slave who translated all of Maggie's videos for her fanbase) was given the exact same treatment.
It is not clearly known as to why Magibon did it, but it was probably to secure the maximum amount of potential advertisement monies, or maybe she simply did it to flex her YouTube Partnership muscle. Whatever the reason, we now know that she is no different from the average pay-per-view cam whore. Magi expects to be paid for whoring, and that's no different from a typical prostitute. In fact, she has also gotten her self a edgesns.com whoring spot. However, it is still unclear exactly what goes on there.
The TEEFS Revealed
In April 2008, It appeared that Magi's prayers were finally answered as she was invited to Japan by a joint collaboration of Japanese Weekly Playboy and a Japanese Entertainment Company called Gyao for an epic chance to visit Japan. However, as she would have soon eventually find out, the epic chance turned out to be a massive trolling of her white honkey ass.
Many lulz were had as evident from the GyaO videos, which revealed that Mags had been using clever camera angles and flattering lighting in her YouTube videos to fool people into thinking she was hot. She also revealed to the world one incredibly fucked up pair of chompers, which she kept her hand over as much as possible. Yes, this is the face you've been fapping to.
On top of her rather plain appearance, there were other letdowns for Magi fans. Language-wise, her YouTube Japanese skillz evaporated like a cube of frozen miso blasted by a blowtorch as the show's hostess (former Morning Musume singer Mari Yaguchi) attempted to converse in what Magibon must have thought was rapid-fire "street" Japanese.
Worst of all, that famous Magi "charm" was absent throughout the entire show, no doubt buried beneath a thick, natto-like layer of scared-shitlessness. All in all, it was a disappointing performance that will no doubt send many of her horny fanboys in search of smaller-chinned fap material.
Part 2 of the GyaO Video News Links: GyaOJan 28Mar 26Apr 14Apr 08Apr 09
October 17 2008, Magibon returned to Japan. It was another short trip. Unfortunately, This time she got a little attention from the main stream press- though most of it are one-line mentions of her and her fellow cast members. She appeared in a short documentary and had a minor role of voice acting in French the part of a five year old tree-hugging boy. To sum it up, her appearance on the show was merely a calculated play by the producers to bunk up the documentary's sales. As for the results of the competition, the documentary failed.
News Links: [1]
Also November 2008, Magibon returns to Tokyo for a YouTube Live event. She also does some other panky shit, and did a homestay with an unlucky Japanese family in a temple in Katsushika-ku, Tokyo. The family was reportedly paid handsomely by her managing agency.
News Links: Japan Times, the only credible mention she hasKotaku what game she playsPingmap
Shūkan Pureibōi OH SHI- Lulz
But that was not all, the unsurprising catch to Magibon's visit to Japan was Magi was to pose in a Weekly Playboy photo shoot (basically the Japanese version of Playboy but not quite). Which had a journalist cum horny boy Rikimaru Hotta searching for a mystery YouTube Idol. According to the translations, We finally caught the real Magibon in an obscure corner of the Appalachian Mountains; (what they really meant to say was that they found Magibon and she lived in a town full of hicks in rural PA. See below for DOX.)
It then goes on about how Magibon claims to love Japanese culture, her attempts to reformulate her genetic code by eating shit such as pocky, how she doesn't like studying, and her obssesion for buying accessories online. Interestingly, it also reveals her lack of irl friends.
Lucky for you, it being playboy and all, there are a couple of the much obligated shots of Magibon showing her tits and vagoo.
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Analysis of Magibon
Analysis of Magibon Videos
Most Magibon videos are like this one, save for a slight difference in movement or the size of her boobs (which vary interestingly at times). On the whole, they tend to be 50-second clips consisting of the phrase Minasan konnichiwa, Magi desu and the fucked-up bitch camwhoring herself.
Nothing #11
In earlier videos before the ape was known to the internets, videos were more like this one where we actually get to hear sum Engrish. However, due to the vile nature of the voice and the hog-like ugliness of the person uttering it, most of these videos have since been pulled. On a final note, an unknown Magi fan saved this video, which could easily have labeled Magi an emo camwhore:
Emo Whore Magibon
What she usually does in her videos is camwhore from room to room, giving her viewers an inner glimpse of her underage step-sisters' bedrooms. Why this is done remains to be discovered. However, a widely accepted notion is that it is part of the clever ploy of baiting fans.
Magibon's Blog
Magibon's Yahoo blog is compiled using a combo of Google translate and wwwjdic (an online dictionary). Most of the content is conveyed through usage of simple three to four word sentences. For certain complex content, such as the one seen here. Magibon had to actually revert back to Engrish.
Magibon Stalkers And Haters
- Frank
Magibon.com is a website made by a digital media arts student (Joakim Danung) to experiment on you. The website features a single flash presentation in perpetual loop. The original presentation included what appeared to be pictures of a badly-drawn Frank (a fictional Japanese stalker) and Magi holding hands, and included the words such as "yaranaika(means "want to do it?" in Japanese), and "Hauu~ Omochikaeri~"(I want to take her home (and rape her) in Moonspeak).
Due to the senile nature of a typical Magiphile, this led many of them to believe that Magi's body would eventually be found floating in a stream somewhere and Frank would get arrested for child rape. Much butthurt was had as many of the Magiphiles started their reign of terror by e-raeping Joakim Danung.
Links: 1st : 2nd : 3rd : Current : Forum
- Firithfenion
Moar info: Firithfenion.
- Toolohen
A typical Magibon fan and a known member of the pedophile-centric mririan_fangroup. This douchebag is highly aggressive and in search of Magi Haterz to prey upon. See here if you wish to know more.
- YouTube
As a YouTube celebrity, Magibon has attracted hate from all walks of YouTube, which comes has no suprise:
Typical Hate Video
Magibon Hate Song
Americunt Hate
Nigra Hate <-- Even niggers hate Magibon. Imagine that.
Weeaboo Hate
AZN Hate
FAT HAWT AND GINGER MAGIBON HATER
- In light of the love that Magibon is getting, YouTube has hired a bodyguard for insurance related reasons. It is likely that the bodyguard is a one-off thing meant specifically for the YouTube live event. As most of Magi's 2ch fanboys have forgotten about this retarded piece of shit. It is likely that it would probably be the last time she will ever have a bodyguard.
What she is doing now
- Unlike Beckii Cruel, Magibon's fate in Japan is less than stellar. In fact, it is safe to say, less than mediocre. Magibon like many other tardy Americunts will shortly be forgotten and swept under the rug. But Magibon has one last card up her sleeve, there is never enough of porn and Japs would pay to see Magibon spread her legs and get fucked repeatedly till her gai-jin ass hole bleeds.
- We can expect that Magibon to continue making retarded YouTube videos as it is an easy source of income, not to mention that if she stops, she would be kicked off the YouTube Partnership program. BTW her Japanese is still like crap, so do not expect much from this talentless weeaboo.
Gallery
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Beware, this mouth be full of nasty sharp pointy teeth.
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Submissive and most unattractive. except for them titties.
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A Clip from Magibon's up and coming sex tape *I wish* -
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Oral action. -
I'd hit the anime chick. -
Oh Robert Smith, where are you when I need you? -
A classic example of "spot the odd one out." Note: it's the white chick. -
Taking photos of herself in her parents' house in her underwear, for some reason. -
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Magi is a pro at angling things to appear 'bigger' or 'smaller' than they actually are. -
Gettin' her some Azn. Hey, where are those hands going? -
Do I look liek a loli or what? -
The issue of Japanese Playboy that Magibon appeared in. Note that cover model Suzanne is way, way hotter. -
Again, Suzanne pwns Magi in hotness. Gravure shots enclosed in this issue. -
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"Spent a good two hours"! -
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"Mysterious cute girl." -
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Magibon in the woods, minutes before having it in the ass
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Magibon posing with real Japanese hawties
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Magibon's Awesome Stepdad! -
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Magibon's eye to the world
See Also
External Links
E-mails
Fan Blogs
- Yahoo Blog Forryga <-- deleted fucking everything
- WordPress Blog DEAD
Fan Groups
- The MRirian Fan Group A fan group claiming themselves to be the official fan group. Inactive.(See:Firithfenion.)
- Magibon Fan Forum Inactive since May 08
- 【Magibon】マギぼんXX【MRirian】 thread at 2ch DEAD
Magibon Stalker Sites
- Magibon.com
- Pojksnusk
- Arcor.de DEAD
Profiles
- Youtube MRirian <-- apparently still active and still baiting retards
Note: Magibon's YouTube channel can also be accessed through www.youtube.com/magibonchan
Other Profiles
- Ameblo Blog Inactive
- Yahoo Blog Inactive
- Yahoo Tsukinomaggie (Has took off the emo pic and replaced it with a Yahoo avatar. Means she accessed it.)
- Yahoo Jp Magichan2007 (Indicates she uses yahoo services a lot. This account is link to her blog.)
- Myspace Maginoyume
- Myspace Magibon (The original profile that indicates she is 21 and from Athens, Pennsylvania.)
- Hello-online Magibon
- Photobucket Magibon
- Photobucket Tsukinomaggie
- Outie MRirian
- Stickcam Magichan
Related Profiles
Uncategorized Blogs
- Blog explaining internet culture
- Blog explaining as to what the Mags act of subversion means.
- Blog explaining Magibon's fame chronologically
- http://gawker.com/380285/the-silent-staring-japanese-girl-is-ugly-not-japanese Mentions this ED article as a juvenile wiki article.
- http://machinist.salon.com/blog/2008/01/18/youtube_meme/index.html
- http://www.due-east.org/2008/01/20/magibon-youtubes-bastion-of-pointlessness/
- http://www.due-east.org/2008/04/18/magibon-made-it-to-japan/
- http://www.due-east.org/2008/04/23/magibon-explains-why-she-makes-youtube-videos/
- Who is Magibon?!
- Magibon is fake
- Magibon as demystified by a gay guy
- http://disgrasian.blogspot.com/2008/01/magibarf.html
- http://www.wekgna.com/blog/index.php/if-jack-the-ripper-has-a-face/
- http://madeyoulook.erase-her.net/2008/01/15/playing-the-lolita-game/
Uncategorized Links
Useful Keywords まぎぼん マギボン マギ まぎ マギボンちゃん ちゃん 2ちゃん U2cdYrhXD6
Wikipedia
- Magibon Japanese Wikipedia Article
- Magibon English Wikipedia Article
- 1st AFD Archived debate of Magibon Wiki Article in Wikipedia Article for Deletion 1
- 2nd AFD Archived debate of Magibon Wiki Article in Wikipedia Article for Deletion 2
- 3nd AFD Archived debate of Magibon Wiki Article in Wikipedia Article for Deletion 3
YouTube Related Links
- Template:Youtube2
Her loyal fan who does all subtitlescurrently self pwning - Template:Youtube2 Youtube fan
- Template:Youtube2 YouTube fan or sockpuppet?
- LEAVE MAGIBON ALONE!!!!
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