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[[Some argue]] that the election is completely unnecessary as Gillard will win by merit of being the (much) lesser of two evils. Although, it would appear that the people of [[Australia|Ausfailure]] were too stupid to see this, with the election too close to call, leaving the party in the hands of a bunch on unbalanced [[Retard|independents]]. Shouldn't be much different from the [[Faggotry]], [[AIDS]], and fail normally associated with politics in this redneck backwater [[Inbred]] shithole. At least I can has my FTTP now, even if the $44 Billion being spent on the [[Fail|National Broadband Network]] doesn't include provisioning for more trunks in and out of the country, effectively building a nationwide high speed lan on a dial-up connection. LOL. | [[Some argue]] that the election is completely unnecessary as Gillard will win by merit of being the (much) lesser of two evils. Although, it would appear that the people of [[Australia|Ausfailure]] were too stupid to see this, with the election too close to call, leaving the party in the hands of a bunch on unbalanced [[Retard|independents]]. Shouldn't be much different from the [[Faggotry]], [[AIDS]], and fail normally associated with politics in this redneck backwater [[Inbred]] shithole. At least I can has my FTTP now, even if the $44 Billion being spent on the [[Fail|National Broadband Network]] doesn't include provisioning for more trunks in and out of the country, effectively building a nationwide high speed lan on a dial-up connection. LOL. | ||
One thing can be said about Julia however; publicly declaring that she [[atheist|doesn't believe in the existence of God]] shows she has more balls than 95% of the [[male]] dominated Australian political system. Obviously, she could barely win government on those credentials considering certain [[redneck|public opinion]] but the sentiment is still swell. Though despite her professed atheism she still refuses to change anything that might offend Christfags; gay marriage etc; so what exactly is the fucking point? | One thing can be said about Julia however(apart from her obviously retarded voice and advisors that are really advice jew); publicly declaring that she [[atheist|doesn't believe in the existence of God]] shows she has more balls than 95% of the [[male]] dominated Australian political system. Obviously, she could barely win government on those credentials considering certain [[redneck|public opinion]] but the sentiment is still swell. Though despite her professed atheism she still refuses to change anything that might offend Christfags; gay marriage etc; so what exactly is the fucking point? | ||
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Julia Gillard is the 27th [and first female shemale] Prime Minister of Ausfalia. Her political stance is usually described as 'moderate' left (although, anything looks left in comparison to her fundie political opponent Tony "The Mad Monk" Abbott Faggot. The Australian Labor Party put her into power in mid 2010 after they stuck a herpes infected dagger into the ass of former Prime Minister and Party Leader Kevin Ruddkips. Their obvious strategy is obvious... pull in woman voters with a female leader. This seems to have backfired, since Australian politics doesn't exactly have a sparkling track record when it comes to rangas.
Within weeks of being put into power, Julia dissolved parliament and called a federal election to see whether Ausfags want their leader to be a do-nothing whiny media whore or a batshit insane sexist homophobic religious spastic. Some argue that the election is completely unnecessary as Gillard will win by merit of being the (much) lesser of two evils. Although, it would appear that the people of Ausfailure were too stupid to see this, with the election too close to call, leaving the party in the hands of a bunch on unbalanced independents. Shouldn't be much different from the Faggotry, AIDS, and fail normally associated with politics in this redneck backwater Inbred shithole. At least I can has my FTTP now, even if the $44 Billion being spent on the National Broadband Network doesn't include provisioning for more trunks in and out of the country, effectively building a nationwide high speed lan on a dial-up connection. LOL.
One thing can be said about Julia however(apart from her obviously retarded voice and advisors that are really advice jew); publicly declaring that she doesn't believe in the existence of God shows she has more balls than 95% of the male dominated Australian political system. Obviously, she could barely win government on those credentials considering certain public opinion but the sentiment is still swell. Though despite her professed atheism she still refuses to change anything that might offend Christfags; gay marriage etc; so what exactly is the fucking point?
Treason
Julia Gillard has been charged with treason. [1]. Lol, who's your PM now?!
Julia Gillard can't speak proper english
Famous troll Andrew Hansen trolls Julia over her disability where she can't say properly the word negosiate negotiate.
HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
Australia's supposed future is to finally get that ultra-high speed broadband internet that they deserve and was Julia's highest priority on the list of things she will bring in once she's in power.
Well as of September 7th 2010, Gillard finally secured the position of Prime Minister. And as you can see the first thing that came to everyone's mind was "Where's our broadband internet?". Well here at Encyclopedia Dramatica, we believe that promises should be kept so we'll be keeping track each day whether any progress regarding broadband internet for Ausfailia will be made.
- September 8 2010 - NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 9 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 10 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 11 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 12 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 13 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 14 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 15 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 16 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 17 2010 - STILL NO HIGH SPEED BROADBAND INTERNET
- September 18 2010 - Julia Gillard says promises will be broken due to having a hung parliament[2]. Well looks like no more High Speed Broadband Internet for Australia. BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Of course it's not the first time any Labor PM has promised so much and then scrapped it all which makes you think, who the fuck keeps voting them in? WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU!
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The "dynamic" duo... Kevin look out for the dagger!
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The original movie was much better.
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David Bradbury, Julia Gillard's most trusted minion.
See Also
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