Great iPhone 4S disappointment of 2011

The Great iPhone 4S disappointment.

The Great iPhone 4S disappointment of 2011 or iPhone 4S: "and nothing has changed" incident occured on 4th October, 2011, when everyone expected after 15 months of waiting an iPhone 5 with complete revolutionary innovations like mind uploading possibility or human shape shifting device. Following Apple's years of putting out the same shit with a few minor changes, this time they were even too lazy to even bother changing the number of their product model. It was the last 'fuck you', Stevo gave to his fans before riding away in the horizon on his pink unicorn.

Now we all know why they chose rainbow colours somewhen.

What they get

• Faster processor A5: only useful for foreveralones who enjoy gaming
• Siri: silly and unuseful intelligence assistant (notice the typical broken computer voice pronunciation)
• More battery liftetime: speech time is now 8 hours, before it was 7 hours
• NOTHING NEW
• Tim Cook's hand going right thru your wallet and in your ass.
• Sprint has also been financially goatsed by having a fuckton of outdated phones in its inventory ti sell.

Located disadvantage

The weight is now 140 grams, before it was 137 grams.

Their plan how to make profit

1. Change nothing
2. Put a S after the iPhone 4
3. ???
4. Profit

The Jews did the Great iPhone 4S disappointment of 2011

Jews thinking about betraying the goys.

As we all know, only the Jews would be capable and willing to betray the goys. Their strategy is to sell something which has nothing changed at all, for a much higher price than before and make endless profit. Their plan was hecked out after a usual kapparot ritual.

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