Gex

Gex was a series of platform games from the 90s that wanted to stand out from the rest of furfaggotry low effort plantformers plaguing store shelves, so it started insufferable Gecko named "Gex" who has the humor of a 13 year old boy trying to be "radical". Get will never shut the fuck up while you play, and will try to troll you as hard as possible to create a lulzy reaction. Your going end up rage quitting from Gex alone, so we advise you to not play the games.

Games

• Gex: The first one that came on the 3DO Interactive, and later became a pack in as it was the only game people gave a shit about. Basically you could live your dream as Gecko hitting people with his tail, while he shouts catchphrases to remind your dream was a mistake. You travel through TV channels referencing pop culture. Nobody fucking bought so it was released on the Sega Saturn and PlayStation.

• Gex: Enter the Gecko: NOW IN 3D!!!!! and twice the amount of obnoxious catchphrases referencing pop culture. You travel through a bunch of TV's each with a bunch of shitty TV shows that were made up that ripoff shows in real life.

• Gex: Deep Cover Gecko: Now your an undercover agent trying to save your human girlfriend "Angent Xtra" who is the leader of TV Terrorist Defense Force. Basically you travel through a bunch of TV Channels again.

• Gex 4: CANCELLED!!!!! Was going to be on PlayStation 2 and GameCube but cancelled because the 90s were over.

Characters

• Gex: The combination of the most cancerous things about the 90s, into one character. He spends his time watching TV in his bedroom, as he has no life whatsoever. He has to shove his catchphrases everyones face and will. never shut the fuck up about it. All he cares about is his worthless TV.

• Rez: The "villain" who spends his time trolling Gex by destroying his favorite shitty movies, so better movies can be made. He has done less harm to the universe than Gex, simply from not creating as much disease.

Yeah that's it, everything else is just a bunch of minor characters that were killed after one game.

Future

The series will probably never come back as it should. There is no need for a new Gex game, or any desire. The closest thing you will every get is this shitty game called Whiplash. A rabbit and an inflation bunny were conducted in an experiment, but then it got fucked up, and now the two animals are chained together. This got controversy before the game came out in the United Kingdom by some groups saying it promotes animal cruelty.

Square Enix for some reason still has hope for a new Gex game. However even they know that making a new Gex game is a waste of time an resources, so their lending shitty indie developers to make a new Gex game. One company actually wasted their time for a pitch, but Square Enix just wanted Gex to fuck off.

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See Also

Tomb Raider: From the same company.

Deus Ex: Also from the same company.

Bubsy: Another character that should of been left in the 90s, yet some how got new games

Family Guy: Also uses on pop culture a replacement for comedy.

Unfunny: What he is.

Scott the Woz

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