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[[Image:Inciclopedia notable pic.jpg|thumb|200px|This is one of Inciclopedia's notable pictures. I didn't smile either.]] | [[Image:Inciclopedia notable pic.jpg|thumb|200px|This is one of Inciclopedia's notable pictures. I didn't smile either.]] | ||
'''Inciclopedia''' is the Spanish language version of [[Uncyclopedia]]. It | '''Inciclopedia''' is the Spanish language version of [[Uncyclopedia]]. It is a complete and utter [[failure]] of a site, because Spanish is only spoken by [[You|faggots and mexiniggers]]. | ||
Since the articles are so damn long, they will undoubtedly bore you to death. In fact, the sysops encourage you to write relentlessly | Since the articles are so damn long, they will undoubtedly bore you to death. In fact, the faggot sysops encourage you to write relentlessly. You may create the most perfect article, so to speak, but the sysops will always bring invented pretexts hinting at standards, so it'll be [[Criteria for Speedy Deletion|immediately assraped]]. | ||
Actually, Inciclopedia is so boring it doesn't inspire you to vandalize it. | Actually, Inciclopedia is so boring it doesn't inspire you to vandalize it. The content kills any stimulation of the mind or emotions. Only the [[Dramacrat|truly depraved]] or the [[13-year-old boy|jobless]] would do it. So go for it and [[profit]]. | ||
At some point in 2008, Inciclopedia was in a net-war with Wikipediars, a kind of ED humor-styled Wikipedia from [[Chile]]. They hate each other but they are both crap. No one cared, obviously. | At some point in 2008, Inciclopedia was in a net-war with Wikipediars, a kind of ED humor-styled Wikipedia from [[Chile]]. They hate each other but they are both crap. No one cared, obviously. | ||
==Magnificent | ==Magnificent features== | ||
* Jokes that only a [[gay]] would understood on every article. | * Jokes that only a [[gay]] would understood on every article. | ||
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== Who created this [[crap]]?? == | == Who created this [[crap]]?? == | ||
Inciclopedia is the epitome of [[unfunny]], just like | Inciclopedia is the epitome of [[unfunny]], just like its english counterpart, Uncyclopedia. Actually, it's epically [[shitty]]. No, wait. It's scrumtrulescently fucked. Inciclopedians know it and try to justify the damn thing with templates like [[fail|"This article has a lot of humor only understood by usual readers of Inciclopedia..."]] When you see something like that in a parody site, you know that there is real trouble and that you should be [[fapping|doing something more constructive]]. | ||
But the [[Completely irrelevant history|big question remains]]: Who created Inciclopedia? | But the [[Completely irrelevant history|big question remains]]: Who created Inciclopedia? | ||
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* Maybe a Spic [[B|/b/]] user, trying to imitate [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and failing? <br/> | * Maybe a Spic [[B|/b/]] user, trying to imitate [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and failing? <br/> | ||
* Maybe an [[emo]] fag? <br/> | * Maybe an [[emo]] fag? <br/> | ||
* [[Jimbo Wales|The | * [[Jimbo Wales|The Great Pornographer]]? | ||
* Some [[Angela Beesley|fugly chick]]? | * Some [[Angela Beesley|fugly chick]]? | ||
* [[You]]? | * [[You]]? | ||
Revision as of 15:15, 5 December 2021
Inciclopedia is the Spanish language version of Uncyclopedia. It is a complete and utter failure of a site, because Spanish is only spoken by faggots and mexiniggers.
Since the articles are so damn long, they will undoubtedly bore you to death. In fact, the faggot sysops encourage you to write relentlessly. You may create the most perfect article, so to speak, but the sysops will always bring invented pretexts hinting at standards, so it'll be immediately assraped.
Actually, Inciclopedia is so boring it doesn't inspire you to vandalize it. The content kills any stimulation of the mind or emotions. Only the truly depraved or the jobless would do it. So go for it and profit.
At some point in 2008, Inciclopedia was in a net-war with Wikipediars, a kind of ED humor-styled Wikipedia from Chile. They hate each other but they are both crap. No one cared, obviously.
Magnificent features
- Jokes that only a gay would understood on every article.
- Lack of visible talent in sysops' jokes on all articles.
- Shit that only sysops understand on all articles.
- Personal or nationalist vendettas by sysops (personal frustration retaliations) in all articles.
- Only-Spanish accent in all articles by sysops insistence-oppression.
- Unjustified pornography deficiency on all articles.
- Slavery to the users by the sysops.
- Red links on all articles.
- A significant ammount of other Uncyclopedias copypastas.
- All wiki sysops' personal censorship.
- Few importance by the sysops to the wiki in general; only they don't care to use the wiki as your personal manipulation machine, why avoid squabbling among themselves.
- Fear deficiency by the sysops.
- Personal importance auto-increase by the sysops.
- Sysops' lack of money (screenshots of your Windows' Desktops their illegal copies of operating systems).
- Hawks to serve the sysops in [es.wikia.com es.wikia.com] (supposed wikia.com Spanish language version).
- Personal attacks to the readers on all articles.
- Sysops hatred to the simple use of strikethrough text with
<s>or<del>or to simple lists (like this).
- All unique funny content comes from new users who never become sysops.
- Older editions disappearance in Revision histories.
Who created this crap??
Inciclopedia is the epitome of unfunny, just like its english counterpart, Uncyclopedia. Actually, it's epically shitty. No, wait. It's scrumtrulescently fucked. Inciclopedians know it and try to justify the damn thing with templates like "This article has a lot of humor only understood by usual readers of Inciclopedia..." When you see something like that in a parody site, you know that there is real trouble and that you should be doing something more constructive.
But the big question remains: Who created Inciclopedia?
- Maybe a Spic /b/ user, trying to imitate Encyclopedia Dramatica and failing?
- Maybe an emo fag?
- The Great Pornographer?
- Some fugly chick?
- You?
- Or maybe a Spic Jew? (see above)
Interestingly enough, everyone knows spics and niggers don't have internets.
See also
- Poop.mov
- Argentina
- Censorship
- Chile
- Delete fucking everything
- Fail
- Poverty - what cause your sysops
- Illogicopedia
- Meme
- Mexico
- Retard
- Rulesfag
- Shit
- Poor
- Hack and Pastebin - they urgently need those sysops
- Spain
- Spics
- Terrorism
- Uncyclopedia
External links
DANGER - Very high levels of mental retardation. Please, better see this: Content
- Inciclopedia's Portada
- Terrorist Cast (sysops)
- An Inciclopedian's writings about his sexual obsession with the Inciclopedia
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