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'''Kyoto Animation''' (a.k.a. '''KyoAni''', '''KyoAnus''' and '''[[Chinese|株式会社京都アニメーション]]''') was a [[redundant|shitty anime]] studio that was known for producing [[shit|top-tier]] [[crap|oscar-worthy]] anime such as ''[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]'', ''[[Lucky Star|Lucky☆Star]]'', ''[[K-On!]]'', ''[[Air]]'', ''[[Sob Story|Clannad]]'' and some stupid tanukishit about [[Dragon]] [[slave|Maids]]. The studio was founded in [[1980s|1981]] and continued to produce low-tier shit animation until July 17, [[2019]], when their offices were finally given the [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Grave of the Fireflies treatment]] and were [[arson|burned down]] by a {{age|1978|5|16}}-year-old [[autistic]] [[Hayao Miyazaki|Studio Ghibli]] fan. The resulting inferno [[High Score|killed at least 34 of Kyoto Animation's 70 staff members]] and, hopefully, [[Final Solution|finally put an end to]] their shitty adaptations of [[DDLC|overrated visual novels]] and [[manga]].
'''Kyoto Animation''' (a.k.a. '''KyoAni''', '''KyoAnus''' and '''[[Chinese|株式会社京都アニメーション]]''') was a [[redundant|shitty anime]] studio that was known for producing [[shit|top-tier]] [[crap|oscar-worthy]] anime such as ''[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]'', ''[[Lucky Star|Lucky☆Star]]'', ''[[K-On!]]'', ''[[Air]]'', ''[[Sob Story|Clannad]]'' and some stupid tanukishit about [[Dragon]] [[slave|Maids]]. The studio was founded in [[1980s|1981]] and continued to produce low-tier shit animation until July 17, [[2019]], when their offices were finally given the [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Grave of the Fireflies treatment]] and were [[arson|burned down]] by a {{age|1978|5|16}}-year-old [[autistic]] [[Hayao Miyazaki|Studio Ghibli]] fan. The resulting inferno [[High Score|killed 36 of Kyoto Animation's 70 staff members]] and, hopefully, [[Final Solution|finally put an end to]] their shitty adaptations of [[DDLC|overrated visual novels]] and [[manga]].


The perpetrator of the attack has been identified as '''Shinji Aoba''', a [[batshit insane|mentally ill]] photographer, [[1chan|train-enthusiast]], [[criminal|ex-con]] and [[fat]] [[autistic]] [[2ch]] [[hikikomori|NEET]]. Aoba, who was known to the 2channel community as '''Barisaku-kun''', was notorious for incessantly [[shitpost]]ing on the site's [[train|rail]] board about how Kyoto Animation had ruined his life by "[[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL|stealing]]" a stupid [[neologism]] that [[USI|he had supposedly coined]] and including it in the anime '''Sound! Euphonium'''. He also believed that KyoAni stole his idea for a [[book|novel]] or some shit.
The perpetrator of the attack has been identified as '''Shinji Aoba''', a [[batshit insane|mentally ill]] photographer, [[1chan|train-enthusiast]], [[criminal|ex-con]] and [[fat]] [[autistic]] [[2ch]] [[hikikomori|NEET]]. Aoba, who was known to the 2channel community as '''Barisaku-kun''', was notorious for incessantly [[shitpost]]ing on the site's [[train|rail]] board about how Kyoto Animation had ruined his life by "[[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL|stealing]]" a stupid [[neologism]] that [[USI|he had supposedly coined]] and including it in the anime '''Sound! Euphonium'''. He also believed that KyoAni stole his idea for a [[book|novel]] or some shit.


Because [[anime]] [[fantard|fans]] are a bunch of [[Asian|literal]] [[mongoloid]]s, many [[Reddit]]ors and other assorted fags have chosen to refer to the KyoAni incident as "'''Anime's [[9/11]]'''" – because 34 dead [[Asian]] guys is ''totally'' comparable to nearly 3,000 dead [[human beings]]. Anime fans are also completely ignorant of the fact that [[Pearl Harbor]] happened and [[Japan]] got [[Hiroshima and Nagasaki|what they fucking deserved]].
Because [[anime]] [[fantard|fans]] are a bunch of [[Asian|literal]] [[mongoloid]]s, many [[Reddit]]ors and other assorted fags have chosen to refer to the KyoAni incident as "'''Anime's [[9/11]]'''" – because 36 dead [[Asian]] guys is ''totally'' comparable to nearly 3,000 dead [[human beings]]. Anime fans are also completely ignorant of the fact that [[Pearl Harbor]] happened and [[Japan]] got [[Hiroshima and Nagasaki|what they fucking deserved]].


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Revision as of 22:54, 28 January 2024

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT a 46-year-old autist got so butthurt over Sound! Euphonium he murdered half of the KyoAni staff with fire!!!1
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HOLY SHIT the building didn't have any fucking sprinklers!!!1
Shinji Aoba
Born May 16, 1978 (46 years old)
Nationality: Japanese
Highscore Killed 36 (20+ women), injured 33
Top 50? 14
Style: Fire Emblem, Single player
An Hero? No, but he did light himself on fire.
Motive: Train Autism
Penalty: Death
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Kyoto Animation (a.k.a. KyoAni, KyoAnus and 株式会社京都アニメーション) was a shitty anime studio that was known for producing top-tier oscar-worthy anime such as The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky☆Star, K-On!, Air, Clannad and some stupid tanukishit about Dragon Maids. The studio was founded in 1981 and continued to produce low-tier shit animation until July 17, 2019, when their offices were finally given the Grave of the Fireflies treatment and were burned down by a 46-year-old autistic Studio Ghibli fan. The resulting inferno killed 36 of Kyoto Animation's 70 staff members and, hopefully, finally put an end to their shitty adaptations of overrated visual novels and manga.

The perpetrator of the attack has been identified as Shinji Aoba, a mentally ill photographer, train-enthusiast, ex-con and fat autistic 2ch NEET. Aoba, who was known to the 2channel community as Barisaku-kun, was notorious for incessantly shitposting on the site's rail board about how Kyoto Animation had ruined his life by "stealing" a stupid neologism that he had supposedly coined and including it in the anime Sound! Euphonium. He also believed that KyoAni stole his idea for a novel or some shit.

Because anime fans are a bunch of literal mongoloids, many Redditors and other assorted fags have chosen to refer to the KyoAni incident as "Anime's 9/11" – because 36 dead Asian guys is totally comparable to nearly 3,000 dead human beings. Anime fans are also completely ignorant of the fact that Pearl Harbor happened and Japan got what they fucking deserved.

   
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KyoAni recently rebranded itself to this.
   
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12 fatalities, guys. As someone on Reddit said, this is the 9/11 of anime.

Such a dark day for our friends at Kyoto Animation.
 

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—Gay-List, comparing 36 dead Tojos to 9/11 (archive)

Animugraphy

Motive

Anonymous 07/18/19 (Thu) 15:22:50 No.13512770
I'll try to summarize: Train-obsessed photographer on 2ch's train board makes up the word "barisaku" for a specific way to get the lighting just right when photographing trains, and keeps spamming that phrase on 2ch so much he ends up getting nicknamed Barisaku-kun.

Then KyoAni makes an anime about people who play in an orchestra ("Sound! Eufonium") where they use the word "barisaku" as a short for "bariton sakusofon" (baritone saxophone), and he thinks they stole his word that he was so proud of.
What really broke the camel's back was when KyoAni collaborated with the Kyoto public transportation authorities to decorate a train with anime characters from Sound! Eufonium.
From then on he went to 2ch's/5ch's anime board every single day to shitpost about how KyoAni ruined his life.
But the threads suddenly stopped yesterday.
The arsonist was overheard by witnesses as shouting "They ripped me off!" over and over again.

So a fat dweeb went down and burned an anime studio because it was fucking around with his trains, basic stuff.

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Shinji Aoba
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Petrol Jerrycan
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  • 601,381,920 Joules of pure destruction -- makes gun control advocates wet their pants.
  • Perk 1: Kamikaze
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  • Willing to die nobly for the lulz.
  • Perk 2: Autism
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  • +10 strength for carrying jerrycans, -20 intelligence for reasoning and logic, +50 obsession with trains and anime.

High Score

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Apparently KyoAni put more energy in creating moe waifu and less energy in installing water sprinklers. No, waifu tears don't work IRL.
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Life before the fall at KyoAni.
Graded Score
Kill count: 36/20 KILL IT WITH FIRE
Accuracy: 20/20 Clearly chose the Concentrated FIRE perk.
Style: 20/20 BURN! BURN DOWN! BURN DOWN HOT TOPIC!
Butthurt: 20/20 Killed mostly women, leading to feminist butthurt.
Bonus: 350/20 FUCK ANIME and JAPS
Total Score: 446/100 (Class-S Moé Destroyer)
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