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So pull up a chair and a bucket of popcorn...sit back and relax and we'll see [[Streisand effect|what happens]]. | So pull up a chair and a bucket of popcorn...sit back and relax and we'll see [[Streisand effect|what happens]]. | ||
== Bio == | [[File:[[File:http://nickysworld.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/2012-12-18-00-33-42.jpg.jpg]]]]== Bio == | ||
[[Dumbass|In his own words]]: "I do have some [[moobs|breast growth]], a micro [[penis]] and yes I do get [[Period|periods]]. I [[Castration|can’t reproduce and I can’t have kids]], which [[Eproctophilia|stinks]] and that [[Sick Fuck|suits me fine]]. I’m also [[YouTube Deaf Jam|hearing impaired]] on my [[pussy|right ear]]. Which I can only [[Sex|hear]] [[Anal|in my left ear]]" | [[Dumbass|In his own words]]: "I do have some [[moobs|breast growth]], a micro [[penis]] and yes I do get [[Period|periods]]. I [[Castration|can’t reproduce and I can’t have kids]], which [[Eproctophilia|stinks]] and that [[Sick Fuck|suits me fine]]. I’m also [[YouTube Deaf Jam|hearing impaired]] on my [[pussy|right ear]]. Which I can only [[Sex|hear]] [[Anal|in my left ear]]" |
Revision as of 04:21, 10 March 2013
Nick Chaleunphone is in an internet sissy fight with Graeme Stephen Tucker. Please dig up lulz on them both. |
★ Emergency LULZ UPDATE!!!!: ★
Graeme attacks Nick after he has Tucker's channel baleeted. AGAIN!!!11
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Nick Khamhou Dethoudom Chaleunphone (aka Nicky the Bigot aka kamododragoon on YouTube) is a fat, hypocritical, Azn ladyboy and prolific blogger. This epic lolcow is a 34-year-old military brat that lives with his parents and attends Southern Connecticut State University where she's studying to be a nurse. He's never had a real girlfriend except one that he met online who faked her own death. If you thought furries were weird, then you haven't met the load-that-should-have-been-swallowed-by-his-worthless-whore-of-a-mother that is Nicky "Diaper" Chaleunphone.
Nick's hobbies include women's underwear, writting poetry, nudism, hiking, camping, bukkake and failing at the Internets. By BAAAWWWWing about this article and trying to get it taken down he fed the trolls and saved it from its original destination: getting flushed down ED's toilet.
—Nick Chaleunphone |
It appears that Nicky also fancies himself as a YouTube troll and managed to get himself a page on ED by winding up his YouTube nemesis Graeme Stephen Tucker (who originally shat out this totally unEDworthy {{crapstub}} on June 18th 2010). It is doubtful that their retarded Internet sissy fight is at all lulzy or dramatic enough to be of any interest to ED's readers, much less warrant an article, but since Nicky's attempts to have this page removed has piqued the interests of #wiki, there may indeed be lulz and drama in them thar hills.
He has already informed the management that this article is a grave threat to the national security of these United States of America as his brother is a 1337 counter-terrorism Ninja in Afghanistan and is closing in on Osama bin Laden so giving his address away to Talib& spies (who lurk ED for intelligence on US troop movements) is tantamount to treason.
So pull up a chair and a bucket of popcorn...sit back and relax and we'll see what happens.
[[File:File:Http://nickysworld.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/2012-12-18-00-33-42.jpg.jpg]]== Bio ==
In his own words: "I do have some breast growth, a micro penis and yes I do get periods. I can’t reproduce and I can’t have kids, which stinks and that suits me fine. I’m also hearing impaired on my right ear. Which I can only hear in my left ear"
On Being Flamed
"I’m not scared or shock anymore if anyone writes anything bad or good about me, because I’m through with all the shock I’ve seen online and nothing will ever shock me or faze me ever again. It’s like being bullied and it doesn’t even bother me anymore. It just proves that society has devolved downward and not evolved to the next level. That’s why I will write on my blogs and make videos regardless what people say or think about me because I learned that It doesn’t matter what people think of me, because the only person that really matters more is me and myself."
"I think they should set limits to that type of writing people write because if we allow that type of writing, what kind lesson are we teaching our kids about what we post online as adults?"
On ACTUALLY WEARING (OMFG) DIAPERS
Nick has tried to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING about his diapers but google search always wins.
—Nick Chaleunphone |
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Boasting about his micropenis
—Nick Chaleunphone |
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Nick has no friends
Nick has no real friends, he has never gone on a date and BAAWWWWW all about it.
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Nick's fake dead girlfriend
His only "girlfriend" was online at just 31 years old they were penpals she became his girlfriend when she faked her own death so he would leave her alone!.
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After this he began to actively stalk Lady Gaga who wrote a song demanding he stop calling her.
—Lady Gaga |
Flame war Time
Nick is in battle with Graeme Stephen Tucker over what medications they take & what medical conditions they have. The battle has lasted for years and he is now obsessed & wants to kill Graeme.
Nick Fails at Dramatica
Nick found out that he had a page on dramatica raged he tried deleting the page 5 times and each time User:MysteryBot pwned him, now all that's left is his memorial page User:Sas_gaz. After first failing he tried again with User:Mafiaboy and fhailed again. Finally, in a blaze of glory, he tried again as User:Latinthugs. You know the rest ...
After he fhayled on ED he then blamed it on Graeme Stephen Tucker and proceeded to phail harder. His audio is out of sync with the video and he said he would get the FBI to lock away Graeme Stephen Tucker for making the article.
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Nick Fails at ED's Users' List
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My name is Nick Chaleunphone. Someone by the user Rougeonekiwi made a ED page on me and has posted personal information. The page I am talking about is http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nick_Chaleunphone. I would like to have this page removed because it posted personal information such as my address, phone number and where I live. The user Rougeonekiwi has violated your TOS and has posted personal information such as address, and phone of the person.
If this Page is not removed I will be going to the State Attorney Generals office and the FBI to file a complaint.
Your current IP address is 71.233.187.44, and the block ID is #63567.
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Nick K.D Chaleunphone, FF/EMT-B
United States Coast Guard Auxiliary, 1SR, Fl 14-24-11
Semper Paratus, Always ready
Honor - Respect - Devotion to Duty
Nicky likes to claim membership in the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary but the truth is that he is a non active member. He pays annual membership dues so that he can remain a member, but he has never trained or qualified in any mission area and only rarely attends monthly Flotilla meetings. He stays in just so that he can have a uniform. His Flotilla wants nothing to do with him anymore. There is nobody in his family that serves or has ever served in the U.S. military, that's just another Nicky lie. I am a member of the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary from his Flotilla.
Nick Writes a Book
Nick being a serious writter he has a self published book of poems Amazon, Its a highly successful book Rank: 3,870,553.
He wrote stole all his poems himself. Nick stole one of his poems from Dionne Warwick. He had a preview of this poem but has since deleted it, you can still see his poem preview from google that he stole. The rest of the poems are probably stolen too but no one has brought his shit so who knows?
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Nick's poem from his book
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Dionne Warwick lyrics exactly the same
The poems include:
- A Friend of mine - stolen from dionne-warwick
- Bisexuality
- Dip in the lake
- The lonely one
- The Naked Dream
- I Love Diapers
Nick writes 'another' fucking book
—Nick, in his second book of poetry. |
Nick fails at ED IRC
Nick was on serious business a matter of life and danger to get his page removed because its a fact terrorists hunt people down using ED
Moar info: Nick Chaleunphone/Chat logs.
- [00:25] <SAS> I need a wiki page removed because someone posted personal information on me
- [00:27] <SAS> Can somone please remove it because I have family in the Military and posting it can be a security issue
- [00:29] <SAS> Please, because I do not want some terrorist attacking my family because my brother is in the Army
- [00:33] <SAS> I have family in the Army and serving in Afghanistan and what someone did put my whole family in danger
- [00:33] <Fendaril> maybe he means srs business
- [00:33] <@Lmte> danger?
- [00:33] <NegiSpringfield> I hope a Mujahid gets lucky
- [00:38] <SAS> I ask that that the page get's removed because someone is making a page to post personal information on where I live
- [00:39] <SAS> How about I tell u who's on the NO fly list?
- [00:40] <SAS> Come on
- [00:40] <SAS> I can't joke here
- [00:50] <SAS> http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nick_Chaleunphone
- [00:50] <SAS> I want this page removed
- [00:51] <TrainOfThought> tbh I don't care about you much SAS, but the page does suck.
- [00:53] <SAS> I know You guys at ED are the coolest thing
- [00:53] <@Lmte> stop sucking up
- [00:53] * SAS was kicked by Lmte (Lmte)
Contact Information
"See, when I was a younger person on the internet, I use to be open alot about myself and about who I am. Now since I have been stalked and harassed online by other people and people on YouTube. I don’t post my personal information anymore. I am very weary and very careful of what I post including the exact location of where I live, including my hometown and my address. I don’t even put those on my blog anymore as well. Even on my Facebook, I have made it harder for people to find me, but I will only add those who I know very well and I can trust."
Dox
- Phone Numbers
- +1 860.538.4577
- +1 860.747.8339
- 860 356-4631
- Address
- His University address 77 Maria road Plainville, CT 06062
- Parents address 127 Roosevelt St New Britain, CT 06051-4119 (860) 827-0107
- Instant messaging
- Google Talk: kamododragon
- Skype: kamododragoon
- Msn: [email protected]
- AIM: rescuerangers21
- Yahoo!: n.chaleunphone
Nicks links
Nick makes himself look like a cock everywhere on the internets
- Personal Blog
- Formspring
- Myspace
- Ustream
- youtube
- youtube sockaccount
- Kallmannssyndrome Blog shit no one cares about
- Last.fm
- Flickr
- friendster
- isport
- Firehouse
- Penpals
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