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When done correctly, [[pornography]] may be a very lucrative business, and fetish porn is even more so. It's easy money to sell goods to perverted freaks to get their rocks off, and it's not that difficult to accomplish. When you're a [[furry]], it's much better. Simply pretend to be "one of them" and nobody would suspect you of ripping them off by asking for thousands of dollars for a lump of synthetic fur or a bunch of rubber cut out to look like a dog. You'd have to try very hard to fuck up in the fetish-mongering business. It's hard to get called out by people who generally don't want the Internet to know they like to masturbate to pictures of balloon animals. But never bet on the possibility of someone being so retarded that they actually manage to fuck up this hard.
When done correctly, [[pornography]] may be a very lucrative business, and profiting from fetish porn is even easier. It's easy money to sell goods to perverted freaks to get their rocks off, and it's not that difficult to accomplish. When you're a [[furry]], it's much better. Simply pretend to be "one of them" and nobody would suspect you of ripping them off by asking for thousands of dollars for a lump of synthetic fur or a bunch of rubber cut out to look like a dog. You'd have to try very hard to fuck up in the fetish-mongering business, since most people who who generally don't want the Internet to know they like to masturbate to pictures of balloon animals won't bother bringing you to court. But never bet on the possibility of someone being so retarded that they actually manage to fuck up this hard.


'''Oz Kangaroo''' ([[Powerword|Eden Noonan]]) is special in a lot of ways. was a fursuit builder with a now defunct business he called 'Critter Country', as well as a strong fetishist in inflation with his own company, Squeak Latex. Many people have waited years for fursuits because of his poor business skills and history of blocking people (only if you're not already one of his friends, in which case you will go straight to the front of the queue). Some people have had to wait up to four years for a fursuit from him, while others have just had to wait a few months. He was also a big fan of editing on this very wiki, under the name '''Blackreign''', although the records of such memery have long since been lost to time.
'''Oz Kangaroo''' ([[Powerword|Eden Noonan]]) is special in a lot of ways, a skilled fursuit builder in his own right with a (now defunct) business he called 'Critter Country', as well as another one Squeak Latex, is an example of someone who can neither handle popularity, nor the criticism it comes with. Many people have waited years for fursuits because of his poor business skills and history of blocking people (only if you're not already one of his friends, in which case you will go straight to the front of the queue). Some people have had to wait up to four years for a fursuit from him, while others have just had to wait a few months. He was also a big fan of editing on this very wiki, under the name '''Blackreign''', although the records of such memery have long since been lost to time.


==Friends with Benefits==
==Friends with Benefits==
Oz was called out by a furry named Judgement for blocking a commissioner called 'Marcus' because he did the big crime of 'asking for a status update on a fursuit'. To give you a bit of context, he had spent over $2,000 and had been waiting nearly five years, this while he was still taking contracts ranging from art to fursuits to body inflating suits. Meanwhile, Oz put the money he recieved from Marcus towards furry events, because being paid a shit ton of money for something you can realistically throw together in a week (and have done before) isn't worth the effort. That is unless you're a well-known furry or a close friend of Oz Kangaroo, then you can very much guarantee that you'll get a fursuit within a few months by jumping the line.
Oz was called out by a furry named Judgement for blocking a commissioner called 'Marcus' because he did the big crime of 'asking for a status update on a fursuit'. To give you a bit of context, he had spent over $2,000 and had been waiting nearly five years, this while he was still taking contracts ranging from art to fursuits to body inflating suits. Meanwhile, Oz put the money he received from Marcus towards furry events, because being paid a shit ton of money for something you can realistically throw together in a week (and have done before) isn't worth the effort. That is unless you're a well-known furry or a close friend of Oz Kangaroo, then you can very much guarantee that you'll get a fursuit within a few months by jumping the line.


Marcus was cheated, and this block was seen by the majority of the community as a big slap in the face to them.
Marcus was cheated, and this block was seen by the majority of the community as a big slap in the face to them.
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|I got a friend of mine who has been waiting for 2 to 3 years to get a new version of their fursuit from Oz since their old one has basically falling apart that was beyond repair. Now he is getting really pissed at Oz and he has every right to be. What Oz really needs to do is to worry about his personal life like refunding EVERYONE who has been waiting for basically years for a fursuit that will never come and STOP going to furcons since he says that he lost his job and whatnot. I mean, what happens if something happens to him like get seriously injured or worse? Then everyone who is still waiting to get their money back from him will be seriously screwed over. When I always try to talk to him online he never speaks to me unless most likely if I was going to get a commission from him which shows you that unless you got money and want something from him, he is not going to waste his time with you. I always see him online and always try to say but he never answers and signs off. I know his fan base is going to slam me for this but he is a self-centered egotistic jerk, plain and simple.|Axelwolf proving that unpopularity won't get you a suit from Oz very quickly}}
|I got a friend of mine who has been waiting for 2 to 3 years to get a new version of their fursuit from Oz since their old one has basically falling apart that was beyond repair. Now he is getting really pissed at Oz and he has every right to be. What Oz really needs to do is to worry about his personal life like refunding EVERYONE who has been waiting for basically years for a fursuit that will never come and STOP going to furcons since he says that he lost his job and whatnot. I mean, what happens if something happens to him like get seriously injured or worse? Then everyone who is still waiting to get their money back from him will be seriously screwed over. When I always try to talk to him online he never speaks to me unless most likely if I was going to get a commission from him which shows you that unless you got money and want something from him, he is not going to waste his time with you. I always see him online and always try to say but he never answers and signs off. I know his fan base is going to slam me for this but he is a self-centered egotistic jerk, plain and simple.|Axelwolf proving that unpopularity won't get you a suit from Oz very quickly}}


Tombfyre, another fat fucking furry, decided to side with Judgement on this issue by igniting old drama from 2002, causing Oz to chew him out too. At the time of this response, Tombfyre hasn't spoken to Oz in years, because when he did, he was ignored. Thus proving that people such as Oz cannot handle popularity very well.
Tombfyre, another fat fucking furry, decided to side with Judgement on this issue by igniting old drama from 2002, causing Oz to chew him out too. At the time of this response, Tombfyre hasn't spoken to Oz in years, because when he did, he was ignored.


{{quote|I've always been polite, don't want to get into internet drama fights, try not to use pointless slandering and bashing against someone. Even if they're doing it to me.
{{quote|I've always been polite, don't want to get into internet drama fights, try not to use pointless slandering and bashing against someone. Even if they're doing it to me.
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==Not so fair dealings==
==Not so fair dealings==
[[File:r101disaster.jpg|thumb|Rubbertex Raccoon testing out his suit for the first time. (black and white, 1929)]]
[[File:r101disaster.jpg|thumb|Rubbertex Raccoon testing out his suit for the first time. (black and white, 1929)]]
RaccoonDrew decided to go with [[Rubbertex_Raccoon]] when it came time to improve his furfag status and get a fursuit. Unfortunately for Drew, it was around the time of a convention, so it didn't happen. Drew was approached by Oz, who requested, nay DEMANDED that he buy a suit from him instead. Oz needed money, and Drew was well-known enough that he was offered a suit by Oz, which he accepted because it would help him publicize himself and soothe his [[e-go|ego]]. Oz pressured Drew into buying the outfit, claiming, "If you don't buy a suit from me, I won't be able to go to this conference, and people would be mad at me for not appearing. They'll also be mad at you by proxy for [[Jew|not helping me financially.]]"
RaccoonDrew decided to go with [[Rubbertex_Raccoon]] when it came time to improve his furfag status and get an inflatable latex fursuit. Unfortunately for Drew, it was around the time of a convention, so it didn't happen. Drew was approached by Oz, who requested, nay DEMANDED that he buy a suit from him instead. Oz needed money and Drew was well-known enough that he was offered a suit by Oz, which he accepted because it would help him publicize himself and soothe his [[e-go|ego]]. In order to seal this deal, Oz pressured Drew into buying the outfit by claiming, "If you don't buy a suit from me, I won't be able to go to this conference, and people would be mad at me for not appearing. They'll also be mad at you by proxy for [[Jew|not helping me financially.]]"


So with that indirect threat thrown at him, Drew went with him to avoid the [[hugbox|hugbox army]] [[RAGE|RAEG]] directed at him, sent him the money and had to wait over a billion centuries for his suit. Oz decided not to attend the convention Drew would be debuting his outfit at for the first time, and it went over as well as a horrific airship disaster. The costume began to come apart due to some hot bonded seams coming undone, not due to Oz's impeccable craftsmanship. When Drew called Oz to explain what happened, he was effectively given the finger and was told "it's not my problem," leaving Drew to mend the $2,000 suit himself. Nice job retard, money well spent.
So with that indirect threat thrown at him, Drew went with him to avoid the [[hugbox|hugbox army]] [[RAGE|RAEG]] directed at him, sent him the money and waited over a billion centuries for his suit. Oz decided not to attend the convention Drew would be debuting this $2,000 outfit for the first time, and it went over as well as a horrific airship disaster. The costume began to come apart due to some hot bonded seams coming undone, owing to Oz's [[bullshit|impeccable craftsmanship]]. When Drew called Oz to explain what happened, he was effectively given the middle finger and was told "it's not my problem," leaving Drew to mend the $2,000 suit himself. Nice job retard, money well spent.


==Triggerfox==
==Triggerfox==
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[[Image:Triggerinflation.jpg|thumb|Inflated bodies (and egos)]]
[[Image:Triggerinflation.jpg|thumb|Inflated bodies (and egos)]]
At least 100 years ago, Trigger was involved in a very gay relationship with Oz Kangaroo, another furry in Australia. The relationship lasted for quite a while as far as furries go, until Trigger's masculinity was stripped from him. While attending college, his bros found gay furry porn of him and his e-boyfriend on his computer. In return 100 CCs of bro rape were injected into his ass. With a sore ass, he was "forced" to move to convince his daddy to pay for a different college in order to hide his homolove for Oz. With this move, Trigger proceeded to delete fucking everything that ever related to him or Oz, as well as deny that entire period of his life. In doing this, he became the biggest pussy in the fandom. He is still very sensitive about Oz. He also hasn't been able to hold down a successful relationship since Oz, since he doesn't know how to handle a woman and desires cock. Even though his gay love for Oz remains, because of his relationship with Oz, Trigger developed an inflation fetish, which resulted in many pictures of Oz filling him with hot air.
At least 100 years ago, Trigger was involved in a very gay relationship with Oz Kangaroo, another furry in Australia. The relationship lasted for quite a while as far as furries go, until Trigger's masculinity was stripped from him. While attending college, his bros found gay furry porn of him and his e-boyfriend on his computer. In return 100 CCs of bro rape were injected into his ass. With a sore ass, he was "forced" to move to convince his daddy to pay for a different college in order to hide his homolove for Oz. With this move, Trigger proceeded to delete fucking everything that ever related to him or Oz, as well as deny that entire period of his life. In doing this, he became the biggest pussy in the fandom. He is still very sensitive about Oz. He also hasn't been able to hold down a successful relationship since Oz, since he doesn't know how to handle a woman and desires cock. Even though his gay love for Oz remains, because of his relationship with Oz, Trigger developed an inflation fetish, which resulted in many pictures of Oz filling him with hot air.


But wait...
But wait...

Latest revision as of 21:03, 1 April 2022

When done correctly, pornography may be a very lucrative business, and profiting from fetish porn is even easier. It's easy money to sell goods to perverted freaks to get their rocks off, and it's not that difficult to accomplish. When you're a furry, it's much better. Simply pretend to be "one of them" and nobody would suspect you of ripping them off by asking for thousands of dollars for a lump of synthetic fur or a bunch of rubber cut out to look like a dog. You'd have to try very hard to fuck up in the fetish-mongering business, since most people who who generally don't want the Internet to know they like to masturbate to pictures of balloon animals won't bother bringing you to court. But never bet on the possibility of someone being so retarded that they actually manage to fuck up this hard.

Oz Kangaroo (Eden Noonan) is special in a lot of ways, a skilled fursuit builder in his own right with a (now defunct) business he called 'Critter Country', as well as another one Squeak Latex, is an example of someone who can neither handle popularity, nor the criticism it comes with. Many people have waited years for fursuits because of his poor business skills and history of blocking people (only if you're not already one of his friends, in which case you will go straight to the front of the queue). Some people have had to wait up to four years for a fursuit from him, while others have just had to wait a few months. He was also a big fan of editing on this very wiki, under the name Blackreign, although the records of such memery have long since been lost to time.

Friends with Benefits

Oz was called out by a furry named Judgement for blocking a commissioner called 'Marcus' because he did the big crime of 'asking for a status update on a fursuit'. To give you a bit of context, he had spent over $2,000 and had been waiting nearly five years, this while he was still taking contracts ranging from art to fursuits to body inflating suits. Meanwhile, Oz put the money he received from Marcus towards furry events, because being paid a shit ton of money for something you can realistically throw together in a week (and have done before) isn't worth the effort. That is unless you're a well-known furry or a close friend of Oz Kangaroo, then you can very much guarantee that you'll get a fursuit within a few months by jumping the line.

Marcus was cheated, and this block was seen by the majority of the community as a big slap in the face to them.

   
“ 		 
No Nixx, you aren't wrong in judging him. The guy blocked Marcus because he wanted to know about progress on his $2000 suit that he has been waiting for for 4-5 years, after making excuse after excuse. He's simply calling out Oz to see if just MAYBE that'll be the kick in the ass that he needs to actually get his shit together.
  		„
  		 

—Range the Beagle on Marcus getting blocked for asking for progress

   
“ 		 
Isn't chriskitmyth also waiting on a suit from you that was supposed to be done in May? Didn't Drew, Blue, and Captain Furry get suits from you in the 4-5 years that Marcus had been waiting? Maybe he cares about this because, ya know, the people that he's friends with are getting screwed out of money cause you keep making excuses and not following through with your end of the bargain.
  		„
  		 

—More damning evidence from Range

   
“ 		 
Back when i first talked to him, i asked him about fursuits and how to make them. This somehow piqued his interest and thought I wanted to commission him for a fursuit. After attempting to tell him that i was just asking for details on making my own fursuit, he kinda blocked me in a not-so-nice way.
  		„
  		 

—GrineX

   
“ 		 
I got a friend of mine who has been waiting for 2 to 3 years to get a new version of their fursuit from Oz since their old one has basically falling apart that was beyond repair. Now he is getting really pissed at Oz and he has every right to be. What Oz really needs to do is to worry about his personal life like refunding EVERYONE who has been waiting for basically years for a fursuit that will never come and STOP going to furcons since he says that he lost his job and whatnot. I mean, what happens if something happens to him like get seriously injured or worse? Then everyone who is still waiting to get their money back from him will be seriously screwed over. When I always try to talk to him online he never speaks to me unless most likely if I was going to get a commission from him which shows you that unless you got money and want something from him, he is not going to waste his time with you. I always see him online and always try to say but he never answers and signs off. I know his fan base is going to slam me for this but he is a self-centered egotistic jerk, plain and simple.
  		„
  		 

—Axelwolf proving that unpopularity won't get you a suit from Oz very quickly

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Tombfyre, another fat fucking furry, decided to side with Judgement on this issue by igniting old drama from 2002, causing Oz to chew him out too. At the time of this response, Tombfyre hasn't spoken to Oz in years, because when he did, he was ignored.

   
“ 		 
I've always been polite, don't want to get into internet drama fights, try not to use pointless slandering and bashing against someone. Even if they're doing it to me.

But Tombfyre.

Fuck you buddy.

You're someone I considered a friend. Not someone I really talk to much these days, but one of the first people I knew and met way back when I first go into this.

I've done no wrong by you and for you stand up with Hiro for the sake of agreeing with him, with out knowing shit. Makes you a terrible person.

Not sure why it even bothers me. I mean sure you're an old friend, but I mean who cares. You're just some fucked up drama ridden artist who hasn't gotten any better since 2002. All your works look like they're drawn on MS paint and you should stop trying.

Post this in your journal, I don't care. You really hurt my feelings and god damit if i'm not going to get a little bit of pleasure out of trying to hurt yours.

You're an asshole.

Have a good one.

Oz :)
 

„
  		 

—Oz Kangaroo on igniting old drama with Tombfyre

Eventually Oz did give the mealy-mouthed pathetic excuses that lazy artists like using when they come up with excuses as to why they haven't been working hard enough. "I'M STRESSED / I HAVE DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY / I'M STRESSED AND DON'T HAVE A 9-5 JOB / LIFE IS BUSY / I'M OFF MY MEDS / I HAVE ASS CANCER", you get the idea.

In 2010 Oz organized a furry convention in Australia. Successful conventions require a lot of time to prepare, as well as manpower, commitment, amenities, floor space, security, events, etc. In short, it all needs money, but considering Oz didn't have a proper job, where was he getting all this money? I guess you could ask his line of commissioners that paid him $2000 for a murrsuit from him, but as you've probably noticed, there's a massive burnt bridge in front of them

Not so fair dealings

Rubbertex Raccoon testing out his suit for the first time. (black and white, 1929)

RaccoonDrew decided to go with Rubbertex_Raccoon when it came time to improve his furfag status and get an inflatable latex fursuit. Unfortunately for Drew, it was around the time of a convention, so it didn't happen. Drew was approached by Oz, who requested, nay DEMANDED that he buy a suit from him instead. Oz needed money and Drew was well-known enough that he was offered a suit by Oz, which he accepted because it would help him publicize himself and soothe his ego. In order to seal this deal, Oz pressured Drew into buying the outfit by claiming, "If you don't buy a suit from me, I won't be able to go to this conference, and people would be mad at me for not appearing. They'll also be mad at you by proxy for not helping me financially."

So with that indirect threat thrown at him, Drew went with him to avoid the hugbox army RAEG directed at him, sent him the money and waited over a billion centuries for his suit. Oz decided not to attend the convention Drew would be debuting this $2,000 outfit for the first time, and it went over as well as a horrific airship disaster. The costume began to come apart due to some hot bonded seams coming undone, owing to Oz's impeccable craftsmanship. When Drew called Oz to explain what happened, he was effectively given the middle finger and was told "it's not my problem," leaving Drew to mend the $2,000 suit himself. Nice job retard, money well spent.

Triggerfox

Moar info: Triggerfox.

They're not gay guise
Inflated bodies (and egos)

At least 100 years ago, Trigger was involved in a very gay relationship with Oz Kangaroo, another furry in Australia. The relationship lasted for quite a while as far as furries go, until Trigger's masculinity was stripped from him. While attending college, his bros found gay furry porn of him and his e-boyfriend on his computer. In return 100 CCs of bro rape were injected into his ass. With a sore ass, he was "forced" to move to convince his daddy to pay for a different college in order to hide his homolove for Oz. With this move, Trigger proceeded to delete fucking everything that ever related to him or Oz, as well as deny that entire period of his life. In doing this, he became the biggest pussy in the fandom. He is still very sensitive about Oz. He also hasn't been able to hold down a successful relationship since Oz, since he doesn't know how to handle a woman and desires cock. Even though his gay love for Oz remains, because of his relationship with Oz, Trigger developed an inflation fetish, which resulted in many pictures of Oz filling him with hot air.

But wait...

Based on facts and irrefutable evidence, there must have been some sort of hueg pile of furfaggotry that was unrelated to Oz.

  • The whole Oz drama was occurred sometime in 2008
  • His oldest journal entry dates back only 8 months ago
  • Got butthurt when he found out his fursuit was initially competing against Oz. Politely asked for his nomination to be withdrawn. asking to be dropped
  • Triggers old comments on Oz from 2009 are here

Rubbertex Raccoon

Recently, Rubbertex Raccoon complained that ED user Blackreign a.k.a. Oz Kangaroo was trolling him on ED, adding his real name on the page via Twitter.

   
“ 		 
Oh good. Looks like Oz is trolling me on ED again under his 'Blackreign' alt name. This time he posted RL info like my name it appears.
  		„
  		 

—Rubbertex on Twitter

After said post, friends on his on Twitter decided to call Oz out on his faggotry which lead to the following butthurt response in which he tries to play the victim:

   
“ 		 
Not here to stir drama or drag anyones dame through the mud. But I don't appreciate having random strangers send me twitter messages and notes saying what a terrible person I am, I should stay the fuck away from RR.

First of all, it's wrong to assume and go pointing fingers without knowing for sure that it is indeed that person giving you trouble. I don't know you Rubbertex, I have no problems with you and don't flatter yourself to think I would waste my time writing troll fed drivel about anyone on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Be it you or any of the other "we hate Oz crew" (which no doubt this journal entry will make into yours truly ED page.)

People who know me well enough, know that I wouldn't go hiding behind an anonymous user name to try and hurt someones feelings. I have the balls to say it right to there face. I really am sorry to see someone write disrespectful things about you RR, it does suck and everyone has feelings.

Look, I really steer away from drama and only speak up about issues when my own reputation is being slandered by some paranoid guy on the other side of the world. So Mr Tex, I have nothing against you and you should sit down and think that maybe there are others out there who really don't like you.

To your friends and followers, I don't hold anything against you either. You're only sticking up for a friend. However, don't go following your friends blindly into "battle" without knowing full details or assuming that what they are stating are 100% fact.

Lastly, I too have had an ED written up about me. Judging by it's content I have a fairly good idea who it is too. Do I care? Nope! If he wants to waste his time, be my guest. :)

In fact I look at it this way. You're not popufur in this fandom unless people are jealous enough of you to write up and ED page.

So RR, feel flattered someone out there wants to spend his days writing about you.

Not impressed by you bad mouthing me and sicking your dogs onto me. But, you're barking up the wrong tree and should look elsewhere for the culprit.
 

„
  		 

—Oz points out this as well as Rubbertex's article

After the journal was posted, the expected fanboy responses were left supporting Oz except for a certain few:

   
“ 		 
Accused of something? QUICK! TO THE HUGBOXMOBILE!

Besides, anyone that pays attention to your ED page knows your Blackreign.
 

„
  		 

—judaspreacher666

   
“ 		 
When you Scanner Darkly yourself you kind of look like a tool. Knock it off.
  		„
  		 

—Jirris not impressed by Oz's whining


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