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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|failed]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|failed]]}} |
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Brandon Clark | |
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Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | 1 kill |
Top 50? | Not even close |
Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
An Hero? | No, failed |
—Brandon Clark |
Brandon Andrew Clark is a MangelRogel lookalike who stilt the thorat of Bianca Michelle Devins. The most commonly accepted reason for his actions is that Clark flew into a fit of extreme jealousy—although there are those who believe Bianca may have actually instigated the act herself, as the culmination of some form of Fifty Shades of Grey sex-play. Following his brief dalliance with kosher butchery Brandon attempted to an hero by slitting his wrists, horizontally. However, Brandon failed miserably, thus, currently spending the rest of his worthless existence tag-teamed by Tyrone and DeVonte, and also sharing cell with Bubba, where he is currently sucking his feet until he gets some mortal stomachal disease.
Graded Score
Kill count: | 1/20 ' |
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Accuracy: | 10/20 What do you expect of a single kill? |
Style: | 5/20 Jealous over an E-Girl |
Butthurt: | 3/20 Only heard on true crime |
Bonus: | 0/20 Fuck off |
See also
External Links
Brandon Clark is part of a series on Psychopaths
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