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'''King Dedede Drooling While Eating''' is the title of a series of merchandise on Sears.com that displays [[fat|King Dedede]], a [[Kirby]] character, fucking some [[nigra|Waddle Dees]]. They were made by a company called "Carson's Collectibles" and the art was stolen from [[furry porn]] from [[Furaffinity]]. [[4chan]] and [[Something Awful]] discovered it and they had a field day!


== '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' ==
The merchandise was up since April 2010.


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Now, searching "king dedede drooling while eating" sends you back to the home page, and the merchandise pages bring up a [[404]].
 
==The original picture==
<gallery>
File:Dededeoriginalpic.png
</gallery>
 
==Opening of a beautiful present==
A [[goon]] named Yoshi Jjang found some Rule 34 that was shipped to his doorway!
<gallery>
File:Dededepackage1.jpg|I'm a 12 year old [[goon]] and what is this?
File:Dededepackage2.jpg|All bubblewrappy
File:Dededepackage3.jpg|Oooh! It's Carson's Collectibles!
File:Dededepackage4.jpg|Yay, it's my Rule 34
File:Dededepackage5.jpg|I can't wait to unwrap my Kirby porn plate!
File:Dededepackage6.jpg|What a masterpiece!
</gallery>
 
==Multiple bad habits==
For those of you that enjoy smoking with your Rule 34
<gallery>
File:DededeLighter1.jpg
File:DededeLighter2.jpg
</gallery>
 
==Tick tock==
<gallery>
File:Dededeclock.jpg
File:Dededeclockshipped.png
</gallery>
 
==Fun gallery==
<gallery>
File:ThatsAPenis.jpg
</gallery>
 
==See also==
* [[Kirby]] (Kirby himself does not make an appearance in the image, however.)
 
==External links==
* <s>[http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?lang=en&pageNum=3&viewItems=25&keyword=king%20dedede%20drooling%20while%20eating Buy this stuff NAOW!]</s> BALEETED
* [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3439441 Something Awful]
* Chanarchives
**http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21962
**http://chanarchive.org/4chan/co/21974/http-www-sears-com-shc-s-productdisplay-partnumber-spm244246942p-storeid-10153-blocktype-g-9-blockno-9-ca
**http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21997
**http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/22018/sears-general-4-sears-only-sells-products-of-the-highest-caliber-get-in-here-and-support-your-love-for-k
*The original picture on Furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1265647/
*The original artist's journal entry about finding out about the Sears listings: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2755014/
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Latest revision as of 17:15, 25 August 2024

An extensive gallery
They have free shipping!

King Dedede Drooling While Eating is the title of a series of merchandise on Sears.com that displays King Dedede, a Kirby character, fucking some Waddle Dees. They were made by a company called "Carson's Collectibles" and the art was stolen from furry porn from Furaffinity. 4chan and Something Awful discovered it and they had a field day!

The merchandise was up since April 2010.

Now, searching "king dedede drooling while eating" sends you back to the home page, and the merchandise pages bring up a 404.

The original picture

Opening of a beautiful present

A goon named Yoshi Jjang found some Rule 34 that was shipped to his doorway!

Multiple bad habits

For those of you that enjoy smoking with your Rule 34

Tick tock

Fun gallery

See also

  • Kirby (Kirby himself does not make an appearance in the image, however.)

External links

King Dedede Drooling While Eating is part of a series on
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