Pony Cum Jar Project

The Pony Cum Jar Project (also known as the MLP Cum Jar) was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a My Little Pony figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own jizz. According to the Danish brony behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous Cum Collector; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy brony, he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.

Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. However, one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even Hitler would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's mlp/ board, announcing that his experiment was a failure. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.

Videos

Informative video Meet the man behind the jar. His magnum opus is complete. Rainbowdash being placed in her final resting spot. meme video Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

The Original Pony Cum Jar Pic

	“	Andres Serreno/Redemption, 1987, popularly known as Piss Christ	„

Yep, that's a crucifix in a jar of Andres' piss.

Copycats

If you think the Pony Cum Jar Project was a closed incident, then you're wrong. Because bronies are a particularly fucked-up race of people, there were of course others who attempted to recreate this experiment. Some unique spin-offs were also tried with piss jars and whatnot. Sometimes, people also just put figurines of their favorite titular characters in a jar for the lulz without doing anything significant with it.

Copycat Gallery About missing Pics

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  Isabelle Cum Jar
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  Isabelle Cum Jar Earings
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  Mario Piss Jar
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  Donkey Kong Piss Jar

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  Waluigi in a jar
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  Hehehehe! Hey Lois, I'm in a cum jar.
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  Biden Cum Jar, the account that was uploading their progress is now BALEETED.

Fan Art

Fan Art Gallery About missing Pics

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  1guy1jar
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  She's coming for you!
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  how could you pick that thing up, drink it, and still think it's a milkshake?

See Also

• /mlp/
• Cum Collector
• Jarcat
• Poopsock

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Article of the Now August 9 and 10, 2023
Preceded by GTFO	Pony Cum Jar Project	Succeeded by Lil Tay