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This shitty attack article was written by Husker the Wolf who is an even bigger lolcow.

Kashi-Kukku (who’s real-name is Jason “Lyric” Cook, or more commonly known as Kashi K., Lyrbobo, United-Earth, TheDancingScout, buu_maji or NWR-Tasha) is an American human-being, or a human-trying, who’s known to stalk, harass and bully several people just so he can be the hero. A real legitimate soyboy if we ever saw one.

And believe us, Kashi is kukku by name and cuckoo by nature. He’s a sorry, brainless fuck who thinks it’s funny to send death threats, block-evade, dox personal information and other criminal activity on the world wide web. But that’s enough outlining on who this jerkass is, time to expose his horrendous acts he’s done to people.

Unhumble beginnings

Now for those who don't know Husker the Wolf, whose real name is Joseph Morley or Joey for short, he's a animator and a cartoonist who does fanart of Thomas and Friends. Although he's had a huge disreputation for his actions on the internet, that's another story. As a matter of speaking, Husker has been one of Kashi's favourite victim for years.

Now, at the time. Husker didn’t know who Kashi K. was, that was until he sent him this hate message:

The first attack Husker got from Kashi.

Well, Husker's not hated by EVERYONE. Kashi's just spreading lies just to be popular, do you think it’s funny to send death threats to innocent users to make yourself the hero, Kashi? We don’t think it’s funny, just because someone else said it doesn’t mean you have to. But no, you don’t care. You’re just a brainless manchild who got abused by their mother as a child. Which probably explains why you’re a criminal to this day. And if it’s that not the only attacks he’s made on him, look at these!

Like WHAT THE FUCK? Since when is Husker harassing you? If anything, it’s YOU who’s harassing HIM, Kashi. But no, you just choose to sweep it under the rug, brush it aside and pretend you’re not a criminal. But admit it, you are. And if THAT’S not enough salt to the wound…

You’re telling lies, LIES! ALL LIES! And look what he called him.

You callin’ HUSKER a cunt, Kashi? Well, tell me this. DOES HUSKER LOOK LIKE A CUNT?! Does he go around bullying people 24/7 in real life than he does here online? NO, but do you? YES, because you got abused by your mother and that’s all you need to take your anger out on.

And if you think baiting Husker is funny just because he did fetish art. Sure, it may be bad, BUT YOURS, KASHI, IS FUCKING WORSE. Folks, shield your eyes for REAL cringe. (But don’t try and harass the actual artists who made these, just Kashi)

And now folks, prepare to vomit.

Like DUDE, that is even more cringier than Husker's art and he wouldn't even draw train fetish like that. In fact, even staring at this for long periods of time makes us want to bleach my eyeballs out.

But as if Husker's not the only victim he’s targeted. Another innocent user he targeted was BlueEngineLiz6, who's trainsona is a recolour of Percy. But Kashi, being a republican douchebag he always is, thinks it’s funny to harass Liz and spread rumours and misinformation about her. Take a look at this:

Liz doesn’t treat people like shit, she’s very wise and caring. Not like you, here’s more proof that he’s a bully towards her. Liz is not cringe, if anyone’s cringe, Kashi, it’s you and your shitty OC Tasha. The one who you drew inflation art of. Oh, and here’s another lie he made about Liz.

Liz helped to shape this fandom you're a part of. If it hadn’t been for her, none of us would have a fandom to work with. She’s bringing it together whereas poo-brain Kashi is helping to break it apart. Like these:

She does, it’s you who’s the sexist fuck, Kashi. And if Liz isn’t the only poor soul who got attacked by this online terrorist, another victim he attacked was CahlilNWR. Don’t believe us? Take a look at these.

He’s not being a jerk; he’s calling you out for the constant shit you’ve given towards Liz. We don’t tolerate those who are a complete cunt towards her. There’s nothing wrong with Liz, your actions are the reason why people are getting depressed every day. Like on these posts:

Like what the fuck? HUSKER? Harassing people for opinions? THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE, as a matter of speaking, Kashi harasses people for his entertainment and doesn’t stop until that victim has taken their own life.

Oh… and speaking of that. Let us tell you a dark secret that Kashi’s whiteknights have brushed aside.

Now, don’t get me wrong. Even we hate TidmouthThunder and SwindonSudrian too. But this is a true story that must be told.

And it gets darker…

And THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S TRYING TO DO TO HUSKER. Lyric a.k.a Kashi-Kukku is trying to convincing Husker to kill himself. Well listen here, Kashi. THAT IS NOT HAPPENING!!! If he DOES go down, YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH HIM. And no matter how many times you’re going to say to us “Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself”. WE WON'T DO IT! Even if you’re willing to try and dox people's home addresses, illegally fly all the way to their country and then house-intrude them. THAT... ISN’T… HAPPENING! Oh… and speaking of death threats. Here’s some of the finest death threats he’s sent to innocent people.

Oh yeah, did we forget to mention, Lance a.k.a VailingDeath and Sir Jorge is also a cloutchaser, and a whiteknight to Kashi. And he’s DOXXED Husker too, and has gotten hold of his fucking Facebook, so he knows where he lives, and he knows his family. So Lance is pretty much a fucking whiteknight to Kashi.

But anyways, back to more of Kashi’s award-winning death threats...

Stalking Husker the Wolf

Those two words “kill” and “yourself” are the sweetest words Kashi likes to masturbate to. He even fakes that he hates horny people.

Now these clearly aren’t death threats but there’s more where they come from.

Another most vile crime that he’s done and committed is brainwashing Husker's friends into thinking he's he bad guy, when that is entirely untrue. As he posted this on his 24^th birthday.

DUDE, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? That 12-year-old was a troll, Husker was putting him in his place, and that troll was none other than Hayden! But no, you just had to go and brainwash nearly all his friends and we mean, NEARLY ALL OF THEM, into thinking Husker was a pedophile. YOU’RE NOT FUCKING BETTER, KASHI. You’ve just ruined TEN YEARS of my hopes and dreams with your lies, bait, clout, rumours, misinformation, EVERYTHING. The next thing we know is that you’ll start doxxing Husker's home address and finding out about his family.

But if that’s not the only salt to the wound, Husker tried privatising his Twitter account to avoid him leaking tweets, but Kashi being the block-evader he usually is, leaked them anyway:

Here’s some lies he made about Husker and his friend being racists:

Come on, Husker and his friends aren’t ONE TAD RACIST. He just made fake tweets about them to get attention. He's a bully, a liar, and a cloutchaser. He also had the guts to get one of Husker's Twitter accounts suspended as seen here:

Because of his ultimate abuse of power to get Husker to commit suicide, he had no choice but to leave Twitter for good. Which is annoying because he has friends there, but Kashi K. has manipulated them into thinking he's an asshole.

Another bad thing that Kashi always likes to hurt Husker is compare him to the worst Sonic fan in history, which we all know is Chris-Chan. He’s always calling him a “pedophile Chris-Chan”. For fuck’s sake. DOES HUSKER LOOK LIKE CHRIS-CHAN? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A TRANSGENDER MANCHILD GOING AROUND CAUSING CRIMES WHEREVER HE GOES? Well, the answer is NO! In fact, people should compare him to Osama Bin Laden. He’s a way worse criminal than Chris Chan, and THAT’S exactly who Kashi is, the next Osama Bin Laden. We have tons of proof of him comparing me to the worst Sonic fan in history as seen here:

If Bin Laden isn’t the only criminal that we compare Kashi to, we should call him the “Mr. Dr. Eggman of the Thomas fanbase.” And I have this photoshopped image of his irl face that shows he really does look the part.

But techincally, that’s not what he looks like in real life. Well, not with the moustache and glasses like Mr. Dr. Eggman, but he looks like this.

Surprised? Well, he DOES look like a criminal, probably in person as well. Maybe a serial killer or a pedophile. Or... a copycat Chris-Chan without the Lyrbobo keychain.

Oh, that reminds us. He bullies Husker for liking characters such as Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit and Fifi La Fume. But Kashi actually simps for Bluey, who is literally a 7-year-old cartoon dog. Like these tweets here: Like come the fuck ON! You bully Husker for liking certain characters yet you spend sitting on your chair, in your underwear, maturbating to a cartoon dog who is also a minor. And look, he’s even got Bluey fetish art on his DeviantArt page.

Another thing we should mention is that his criminal record runs in the family. In this leaked tweet we found, he confirmed that his mother was a druggie. And we can’t lie, he probably DOES live in an abusive house because his mother was a FUCKING PROSTITUTE! Oh yeah, did we forget to add that he was adopted as a baby and doesn’t have a real fucking mother? That goes to show how much of a sad, dumbass life he really has. I’m surprised his mother didn’t drop him on his head as a baby.

One account down

Earlier this year, Kashi K. managed to hack into someone's Patreon and deleted all of their hard work, which people have paid for. Fortunately, someone who was a close ally to that friend managed to get his account suspended on Twitter. Although Kashi has two accounts, his public one was finally taken down after a year or two of self-harassment.