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Pickles is the drummer of the band Dethklok from the lulzy Adult Swim show Metalocalypse. Pickles and the rest of Dethklok are prophesied to bring about the Apocalypse. As he is both Irish and a celebrity, he displays the most prominent traits that are typical of both: he's a firecrotch, an alcoholic and immune to every drug known to man.

Before Dethklok, Pickles was once in a glam rock band called Snakes 'n Barrels. Those days ended when his hair fell out and he got too old for hair metal fans to fap to. He's a native of Wisconsin, comes from a rich family (including an ex-con of an older brother), and speaks with a Yooper accent.

Pickles happened on /b/, as all cool shit does, with a "post your /b/ face" thread. The OP posted Pickles, whose face soon got shooped on Happy Cat, Happy Negro and so on. The thread eventually 404'd, and nothing of value was lost.


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