User:Umkemesik

This person is an example of the AIDS that is killing ED. He/she is contaminated with dangerous levels of anti-lulz and should be avoided at all costs. Or if you're brave (or already infected), you can just vandalize the fuck out of every one of his/her contributions.

WARNING: This user is a fucking crybaby. Please start WikiWars with them k thnx.

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

ICKLE PHOENIX OBJECTS TO YOUR FAGGOTRY This user is an ACE E-LAWYER who will get you arrested for libel and sued for harassment. What they won't be doing is posting to Encyclopedia Dramatica any more. ED has a zero tolerance policy towards the making of legal threats, implied or explicit, using the wiki or on its behalf.

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