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Warning! If you don't buy their games, the racists win! |
Sweet Baby Inc. Detected, or GamerGate 2: Electric Boogaloo, is the latest rung on the neverending drama ladder that sinks deeper and deeper into the foul septic tank of "professional" game development. What would have been a simple case of Who Gives A Fuck if everyone involved had even half a braincell, has instead blossomed into a beautiful flower of corporate chicanery, hate speech, and lulz. Excited?
What even the fuck is Sweet Baby Inc?
A consulting firm. Nothing more and nothing less. To make things simple, these are assholes you hire if you need advice on video game stories and narratives, and honestly it's not a new concept. Think like a corporate version of Yahoo Answers, except you have to pay these guys money. Sweet Baby Inc, specifically, are basically that "Put a woman in it and make her gay!" joke from South Park that digivolved into a company. If you're too retarded to figure out that all you need to do to have "more diversity and representation" in your game is change the color of some characters and give some tits to others, Sweet Baby Inc will fly to the rescue and, for a nominal fee, tell you to change the color of some characters and give some tits to others.
(((DETECTED)))
Lulz loomed on the far horizon in 2024 when a user of Steam, Kabrutus, became the curator of Sweet Baby Inc. Detected, a list of every game these con artists have ever worked on along with a simple Not Recommended. It's basically a Target brand Coincidence Detector that's been stripped of all antisemetism, offensiveness, and hilarity which had only about 200 followers, and only really exists to say "I don't recommend you play these games because these people worked on it." You may be asking, why is this drama-worthy? Why did anyone even care what some rando's opinion on some games is? How could anyone possibly take something as simple as a factual IMDB credits page, created from public and readily-available information and presented with a slight bias, and derive any manner of "controversy?" Why can't consumers know about who worked on a product before choosing to spend their money on it? This is where the fun begins.
—Chris Kindle | ||
Chris Kindle, an employee of Sweet Baby Inc and part-time zombified Michonne Grimes impersonator, discovered this group and went absolutely ballistic. Trying, and desperately failing, to rally the knuckle-dragging legions of Twatter into a Raid, he was firmly and politely told Twitter is not your personal army and given a hilarious 6 day vacation for breaking Twatter's terms of service regarding "targeted harassment". Another employee, Felix Maya Kramer, took the BAWW approach and began whining about how mean and unfair and blah blah blah things really were, because how dare consumers have an opinion on their product, but there'll be more on her(?) later.
(((STREISANDED)))
With the heat surrounding Kabrutus and his group, and the Leftards bleating about "paradox of tolerance" or whatever buzzwords they like to use, more people began to take notice. This is when people realized these were the guys who assed up the Suicide Squad game, the sweet scent of lulz was detected, and they began to dig a little deeper. Enough dirtiness was found that even seemed to turn NORPs against Sweet Baby Inc, and a good old dose of the Streisand Effect made the group balloon up to over 200,000 followers in only a couple of weeks. Felix Maya Kramer's hate speech on Twitter was unveiled, creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that Libtards don't give even a flying fuck about "equality" and "acceptance" and are just overly insecure professional victims who hate anything white with a penis. A presentation was dug up of Kim Belair at a 2019 Game Developer's Circlejerk where she urges folks to "scare developers into hiring their company under threat of being cancelled by SJWs, also creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that "wokeness" in media is nothing more than a marketing protection racket used by idiots to scare critics, consumers, and creators into marching lockstep with their own stupid beliefs. The immediate reaction to any and all criticism from the company was "you're just (shuffles deck, draws card) sexists and racists!" without even attempting to address the criticisms against them, also creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that the entire "we're under attack from ists, phobes, and the Alt-Right" excuse is nothing more than a manipulation tactic used to bully critics and consumers into choosing between buying and supporting a product or being labeled as "the bad guys." And finally, for a cherry on this sundae of Fail, an embarrassing podcast was dug up where Sweet Baby's CEO objectifies others where they rank the "sexiness" of everything from UnderageB& to animals without even a hint of self-irony, showing just how pathetic these Retards really are.
In the end, it's basically a lite version of Gamergate, except this time it's evident even to "normal people" that the SJWs really are just chasing windmills to push agendas and draw a profit, while their critics really are justified in calling them out for their faggotry. Gamergate was easy to spin in favor of Zoe Quinn since it was mostly coming from those irassible rascals, and The Hacker known as 4Chan bullying a poor, sweet, left-leaning delicate womyn is an easy "bad guys vs good guys" story for the Media. This time, without the mental gymnastics of a FREE PALESTINE advocate, it's basically impossible to side with a company full of creepy predators who are using targeted harassment campaigns to cover up their mafioso protection racket and casual racism instead of a group of gamers who just want to know which games these skeevy fuckers worked on before they buy them. While there's plenty of folks talking about this one, they all seem at best to be siding with Kabrutus and his group, and at worst to be staying neutral.
Pretty much the only ones still siding with Sweet Baby Inc are the usual gang of idiots, Kotaku and other similar Clickbait news outlets crying that the invisible, cabal of sexist racist Alt-Right downvote-bombers are at it again, and the Wikipedos since they consider Kotaku a more reliable source than screenshots. Which is why, once again, don't talk to them unless your big brother Encyclopedia Dramatica is with you to set the facts straight.
If you've learned nothing else, if you want to avoid drama when you're a hypocritical group of bigots who threatens people into hiring you, and the only "controversy" you're facing is someone makes a list of the games you've made, you say LOL INTERNET and let that sleeping dog lie.
Videos
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The List
Because it makes the Babies cry, Chris Kindle cut himself, and Felix Maya Kramer hate the white wiener even more than she already does, here's the full list:
Tales of Kenzera
web.archive.org/web/20240113055257/https://sweetbabynews.substack.com/p/january-brought-to-you-by-baby-power
Neo Cab
web.archive.org/web/20210608205102/htt
Assassins Creed Valhalla
web.archive.org/web/20210608205102/https://sweetbabyinc.com/
Afterlove EP
store.steampowered.com/news/app/1599780/view/6136773236734239599
Gotham Knights
youtu.be/vrTsXRcvoJw?si=3LGSYIfXN5hiMKcg&t=512
South Of Midnight
web.archive.org/web/20240302074824/https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/
Kingdom Eighties
mobygames.com/game/204938/kingdom-eighties/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true
Shadow Gambit
mobygames.com/game/207379/shadow-gambit-the-cursed-crew/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true
Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Alliance
mobygames.com/game/166582/dungeons-dragons-dark-alliance/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true
Hyperlight Breaker
web.archive.org/web/20240302074824/https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/
Breeze In The Clouds
web.archive.org/web/20240302074824/https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/
Goodbye Volcano High
web.archive.org/web/20240302074824/https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/
Usual June
web.archive.org/web/20240302074824/https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/
Battle Shapers
web.archive.org/web/20240302074824/https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/
Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League
web.archive.org/web/20240302074824/https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/
No, really. That is the list that caused this entire shit show.
Gallery
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Remember! When you have a problem, blame it on the Alt Right and it will go away! -
Of course her little piggies are involved. -
You dare use my spells against me, Potter? -
Alyssa Mercante getting Fake Newsed for racism. -
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When in doubt, scream "muh sore ginny" until the big meanies go away.
See Also
- GamerGate
- Streisand Effect
- X is not your personal army
- Hogwarts Legacy boycott - When the SJWs try, and fail, to do what this one did.
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