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You’ve done something [[stupid]]. Perhaps you have pissed off other members; posted something that was prohibited or just acted fucking stupid. Or perhaps [[W.T. Snacks]] got bored again. You think that you’re invincible; NOTHING can stop you from having this much fun. [[Divide by Zero|Oh shit]]. An admin just saw what you did. And what happens? You were just [[Can't let you do that, StarFox!|'''banned''']]. You are now unable to do what was fun, can’t post anymore and can’t access pages that you used to prior to being banned. And even worse; you deserved it. Shame on you. {{Chanban}}


'''[http://www.3dsplaza.com 3DSPlaza]''' is a Nintendo 3DS fan website created in 2011 by a then 16 year old that goes by the alias "[http://pc.3dsplaza.com/members/view_profile.php?user=robdeprop Robdeprop]" while online. The website contains extremely outdated Nintendo news and content, as well as shitty JavaScript games you can play on the 3DS internet browser. The moment a member registers, he, she, or it, will be sacrificing the loss of his/her/its cyber virginity, after which the member will uncontrollably jam their 3DS stylus countless time in their tiny dick hole.
==Banhammer==


== Robdeprop and SomeLuigi ==
[[Image:Ban_hammer.jpg|thumb|right|120px|An [[IRL]] Ban [[Hammer]].]]


Robdeprop and SomeLuigi are the administrator and co-administrators of 3DSPlaza, and are responsible for the absurd amount of pedophiles who have preyed on children thanks to the website.  
The '''banhammer''', (historically referred to as '''''B&jolnir''''') forged in the flames of Lolhalla, is the ultimate weapon against the [[unfunny]] and all breeds of [[vandal]]. It should only be wielded by the [[Jesus|righteous]] - its true powers are only accessible by those who descend from [[Trolldin]] to champion the causes of the meek.


Robdeprop's first notable website was [http://home4dsi.net Home4DSi], which he created when he was 14 years old. Afterwards, when he was 16, he started to create and released 3DSPlaza. SomeLuigi, who's real name is Olivier because apparently "Oliver" was too normal of a name for this special boy, eventually joined 3DSPlaza and got promoted to admin after sucking Robdeprop's Robcock and licking his sphincter.
The bane of [[faggot]]s and the [[unfunny]] everywhere ([[PaigeGirl]], we're looking at you).
The banhammer is also something [[you]] are going to get. Yay!


Robdeprop has been known [[#Robdeprop's butthurt fury (AKA: The Fresh Start)|to rage and take down the website when things don't go his way]]. He is also the lead developer of [http://triniate.com/ Project Triniate].
When someone posts something [[unfunny]], you may choose one of <s>three</s> four options:


SomeLuigi has been known for adding meaningless diarrhea to the website, pissing people off, breaking promises, and [[#Chatrooms|cyber fucking prostitutes and men in his private chatroom/rape box]].
* Read their post in a [[Fred|high-pitched voice]]. This requires a microphone.
* Post "get [[banned]] faggot".
* [[DSFARGEG]]
* Upload [[facepalm|Captain Picard]].


== Community ==
All of these increase your [[e-penis]] size by about the same amount.


3DSPlaza's community has had many changes from now, since it's debut in 2011.
==Banset==


===2011===
[[Image:Inspirational_poster_-_BAN.jpg|240px|thumb|Inspirational poster for moderators]]


[[File:3DSPlaza - selfie 1.jpg|thumb|alt=A 3DSPlaza user|What your typical 3DSPlaza selfie looks like.]]
So you like to go onto chatrooms and/or forums and check to see how many little boys are looking for lovin' from a 43 year old who still lives with his mother. Chances are you are going to get B& or end up in front of [[Chris Hansen|this charming young gent]].


In 2011, the community mostly consisted of autistic, small children, aged around 9 - 15. Of course, when a website has this many children, cock-sucking pedophiles looking to prey on them will come and join too, and 3DSPlaza is no exception.
A command executed in the [[LiveJournal]] admin console in the form of "ban_set username," wherein username identifies the LJ user one wishes to ban.  Banning prevents a person from commenting in a journal; after the [[serial adder]] craze post-[[invite code]], it also removed a person from the "friend-of" list of the banner.


Because the young user-base and the fact they could sneak onto the website on their 3DS without their terrible, fat-ass parents knowing, 3DSPlaza was usually each of the user's first social networking website, and with that comes new experiences, such as online dating and cyber fucking every damn user you see. With all this hot, steamy, online sex going around, nudes and selfies were sure to arise; and they did. Since the website's users mostly went there on their 3DSs, it's only natural they would take pictures with them too, despite the shit-awful camera quality. The pictures were astonishingly pixelated and blurry, and were sent to other users through 3DSPlaza's PM (Personal Message) system; although it should be noted that the word "personal" only goes so far on 3DSPlaza. [[faggots|Robdeprop and SomeLuigi]], the administrator and co-administrator of the website, were able to see these messages, and would frequently look at the 0.3 megapixel pictures of their users [[fapping]] in the mirror while rupturing their faces with duckfaces, all while they jacked themselves off to oblivion.
Additionally, the maintainers of a [[community]] can use "ban_set username from communityname" to block a user from joining or commenting in that community like this idiot [https://web.archive.org/web/20101005025017/http://img131.imageshack.us/i/bannedce9.jpg/ here].


===2012===
A meme in which various users post a list of people to ban from their journals for some reason or another.


In 2012, the community of 3DSPlaza stayed very much the same as it did in 2011. However, there was a slight decrease in online dating, as the users either decided to grow the fuck up, or got banned.  
*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/____prfctlj4evr/551.html prfctlj4evr] and [http://www.livejournal.com/users/___prfctlj4evr2/616.html?nc=21 prfctlj4evr2] ban lists as shown by [[furries]]. This list appears to be a [[cuntpaste|copy/paste]] of [[jameth]]'s friendslist and [[girlvinyl]]'s friendslist.


Around this time, the forums became more significant than they were in the last year, which led to the spawning of two very different communities: The chatroom community, and the forum community.  
*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/bandefurz/522.html List of Banned furries] in retaliation to the above.
The ban set command is often used at the LiveJournal community ONTD because the mods suck.


The community also underwent it's infamous 'Super Smash Bros. Brawl' obsession during this year, thanks to one of their pedophilic members and future moderator, [[#Super Smash Bros. Brawl|DrunkenTomb]].
==Permaban==


===2013===
[[Image:Permaban ltd.gif|left]]


In 2013, online dating decreased dramatically, though there was still that occasional kid or pedophile who wanted that sticky, virtual pussy.  
The ultimate in message board and LJ [[pwnage]]. To be perma-banned is to be ''permanently [[ban]]ned'', usually from a channel in [[IRC]] or some other access-restrictable resource on the [[internets]]. Permbans are virtual decapitations - you managed to do something so monumentally [[stupid]] that the site's [[admin]] decided to actually go to the trouble of making sure that you never, ever have access to their little domain ever again. They rolled up the clubhouse's ladder, changed the secret password, and probably even told all their [[OL]] [[friend]]s that you are nothing but a big [[poop]]y head.


It was in this year when 3DSPlaza got it's first Community Manager, a shithead [[faggot]] named MegaBeanish. MegaBeanish promoted an unbelievable amount of fucktard kids to be moderators, and proved that admins should be the only ones who are in charge of the staff. He was later demoted from his position and replaced with a new Community Manager, Junaid.  
[[File:Uno_Flasher.png|thumb|Mom, "Why was my son banned without notification?"  Admin, "Your son was banned for exposing himself on camera."]]


2013 was the year the rivalry went underway between the chat and forum users. There is no real reason for this rivalry, other than "You don't like the part of the website I like", and shows what a bunch of immature autists the users of 3DSPlaza are.
Unfortunately, real permabans are extremely rare on the [[internets]]. The stupid, irrational and humorless (that's 90% of the internet population) will treat any IP [[ban]], account [[ban]], email address [[ban]] or any other form of access restriction as the epitome of [[internet]] justice while remaining oblivious and ignorant to the fact that such bans are negated within seconds. Should a [[troll]] be banned from a certain place and has the will to continue to disrupt that place's regular actions, he will dodge the "[[ban]]" in a minute. Such [[Computer Science III|knowledge]] of [[ban]]-dodging is well-hidden within most trolling organizations' archives and are never revealed to the public, for the stupid, irrational and humorless will perceive such knowledge as an [[a plus|A+]] way to [[pwn]] the [[internets]]. However, that is not perceived the same way by the [[troll]], who considers ban-dodging a perfectly legitimate way to continue his actions.


===2014===
===How to get banned===


In 2014, the community got yet '''another''' community manager, thanks to the admins having fecal matter for their brains, and not being able to make reasonable decisions when it comes to the website staff. The community manager this time around, was SackThing101, who was later found out to be an autistic, homeschooled, 12 year old boy who likes taking his mom's dick in the ass, only a year later, which really came as no surprise to the community. The 3DSPlaza society responded negatively to SackThing101's promotion, and he is still considered to be the worst community manager of 3DSPlaza to this day.  
* Post [[CP]]
* [[Spam]].
* Be a [[newfag]].
* If [[System 32]] is still on your computer, you will be banned.
* Using a [[Wordfilter|banned word/phrase]]. For example, starting a thread on /b/ with the phrase "[[Prove me wrong]]." (3 day ban, reason-"Prove me wrong...Bullshit")


It was in this year that the forum community of 3DSPlaza discovered the <del>face</del> <ins>anus</ins> of the internet, [[4chan]]. They started acting like they were 4chan users, because according to the forum community, it's cool to be slimy, gluttonous, rapist prostitutes who give rimjobs in the bathrooms at Burger King. With this came the invention of the term "chatfag", a word used to describe someone who partakes in activity in the chatrooms. It can be seen as the [[4chan]] equivalent of "redditfag". Basically, the forum community became a bunch of kids trying to be edgy by being assholes to each other.
===How to get banned on ED===


2014 is also the year [[bronies]], who were/are actually pedophiles, started to have a prominent placement in the community, to the point you couldn't use the website without seeing a pony avatar/profile picture. The sickfuckery didn't stop there though. [[Bronies]] eventually created threads dedicated to sharing their loathsome and repulsive My Little Pony porn. Whenever the [[#Staff and Moderators|moderators and staff]] would remove one of their threads or images, they would flip the fuck out and cause massive drama all over the community. Because of this, many of the well known users began to distance themselves from the website, and eventually would find fucking lives instead of fondling their rectums with the 3DS stylus.
*Vandalize articles
*[[Advertising]]
*Annoy an admin
*Make an edit, any edit
*Being unfunny


===2015 so far===
True permabans, as opposed to false permabans, occur on those places a person cannot regain access to without doing something as [[mundane]] as changing their IP or registering a new account. Such bans are most common in online games where a CD-key, an account or something else that costs [[RL]] money is at risk. Therefore, all [[Something Awful]] forum bans are indeed true permabans unless someone wants to give [[Lowtax]] another ten dollars so he can get laid with an AIDS-infected male prostitute.


So far in 2015, the 4th community manager, SackThing101, was demoted from his position due to all the users rightfully whining like babies about him. Immediately after his demotion, Robdeprop, head administrator of 3DSPlaza, promoted '''two''' community managers, a SJW feminist with the username KomeradeKishy, and a mentally defective nigger with the username DrakeJericho, who also happens to be the co-adminstrator of [http://home4dsi.net Home4DSi], sister site of 3DSPlaza.  
Note: When you dodge a [[ban]], a particularly stupid admin may think you're a [[hacker]]. True story.


It wasn't long until DrakeJericho caused monumental community drama, just like all the other dickhead community managers. A user who was previously a moderator, little5, soon leaked screenshots of DrakeJericho cyber fucking an ugly [[weeaboo]] girl. He of course bribed her to do it by saying he'd make her a mod if she let him penetrate her vagina with his tiny black dick, and ejaculate his niggertry uppity suckfuckness inside her. When KomeradeKishy found out about this, she was ashamed to be co-workers with such a vulgar and disgusting pedophile, and ultimately quit 3DSPlaza because of it.
The following are examples of [[IRL]] permabans.


The community has stayed similar from 2014 to now, though it should be recognized that activity on the website is declining.  
*[[Hitler]] perma-banned the [[Jews]] from non-concentrated [[Germany]], and in most cases, also from [[death|life]].
*A sting ray perma-banned [[Steve Irwin]] [[for the lulz]].
*[[Tookie Williams]] was perma-banned because [[douchebag]] [[Hipster]]/[[Hippies]] liked him too much.
*[[Raptor Jesus]] is said to perma-ban all [[Fags|sinners]] from [[Pr0n|heaven]] on the [[rapture]].
*[[AIDS]] has been very prolific [[IRL]] admin, and an [[asshole]] at that; [[AIDS]] is said to have perma-banned [[over 9000]] people.  Mostly [[gays]].
*Not all admins single out others however, [[an heroes]] oftentimes perma-ban themselves.  But this is just because [[Ripper|they told you they were hardcore]].
*[[George Carlin]] spent his life [[trolling]] the [[God|admin]], and was finally permabanned on June 22, 2008.
*[[Christopher Reeve]] was perma-banned from walking and polo, likely due to his involvement in [[Superman]] III, and his association with [[Tubgirl]]


== Staff and Moderators ==
==Banned [[IRL]]==


Excluding administrators, there are 9 different staff positions on 3DSPlaza, 7 of which are moderator based.
[[Image:PigSlopDead.jpg|thumb|Joined the [[ban set]]]]
[[Image:Dead_jew_children.jpg|thumb|Two [[jews]] getting banned old school]]


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'''Banned IRL''' is the process of being denied interaction with the [[Real World]] by an appropriate agent. It is, naturally, akin to being Banned [[OL]] minus the option of a [[China]]man's chance in [[Arbchat]]. [[God]]/your [[what to do when your family disowns you|family]] is indeed a cruel and unforgiving [[sysop]], even worse than [[ODB]] on a bender.
<table style="border-collapse: collapse; border: 2px solid black;">
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <th style="border: 1px solid black;">Staff Position</th>
    <th style="border: 1px solid black;">The Petty Little Job They Do</th>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;" >Chat Mods</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">These are the worthless piece of excrement moderators that are in the chatroom 24/7. They make sure no one says a no-no word in the chats. If you don't obey every little thing they say, they will take a ban hammer so far up your ass, it will hurt every time you turn on your iMac or your PC with OS X installed on it.</td>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">Forum Mods</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">They are in charge of removing all of the [[bronies|bronies']] porn in the forums, of course right after fapping to it.</td>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;" >Picture Gallery Mods</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">These sick fuckers enjoy looking at all the ugly, duckface, acne ridden selfies everyone takes and posts to the picture gallery.</td>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;" >Profile Mods</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">They're supposed to make sure everything is clean on the profiles, but all the pissfucks really do is excrete their rancid diarrhea all over the profiles of users they hate.</td>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;" >3DS Draw Mods</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">They sit all day fapping in the shitty 3DS Draw game no one uses.</td>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;" >Links Mods</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">They manage the links/advertisement section on the site, but most of the time they just suck the puny cocks and eat the higher ranking moderators putrid scat.</td>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;" >Jolly Jokes Mod</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">They write shitty "yo mama" jokes all day.</td>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;" >Newsposters</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">They're the ones who post news in the news section of the website. They are to blame for the severely outdated Nintendo news. Additionally, they are also status moderators.</td>
  </tr>
  <tr style="border: 1px solid black;">
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;" >Community Managers</td>
    <td style="border: 1px solid black;">These are the people who promote all the autistic kids to moderators. They never do anything right and just cause drama.</td>
  </tr>
</table>
</div>


Clearly, the concept of having only one type of moderator that moderates the entire site was too complicated for Robdeprop's deep fried piss brain, so he decided to split it into 7 positions.  
Being Banned IRL most commonly refers to the [[death]] or destruction of a person or object, an act designed to put themselves and the world at large out of the misery of having to interact with them. Since banning is a deliberate act the epithet is best used when said death was [[asking for it|deserved]] and done with impunity, such as during the [[holocaust]]. People known as [[internet killers]] combine both IRL and OL pwnage into a curious meta-banning process that requires [[Timecube|non-linear time]] to properly calculate the significance of.


== Website Rules ==
Those who have been [[V&]] for IRL crimes and/or [[faggotry]] can also be considered having been subject to an IRL ban. However, instead of [[300|dining in hell]], these individuals go directly to [[jail]], and therefore do not pass go and do not collect $200. They're essentially [[basement dweller]]s with forced [[lurk]]er status and a black person with a 12-inch heat-seeking [[dong]] for a roommate. They also get free [[TV|HBO]].


The website rules of 3DSPlaza used to be strictly followed by both the users and staff, but overtime became weak due to the users growing up and becoming rebellious. It has gotten to the point that the entire community, including the admins, don't give a shit about them, except for the emotionless, hollow, autistic mods who pretend they do, but in reality, they just like using their power over others on the internet.  
The only individual who has ever allegedly repealed an IRL ban was [[Jesus]], and even then it was only because [[Hitler|his dad]] runs the fucking server.


===3DSPlaza's Online Dating Stance===
The following are perfect examples of those who were banned in real life.


3DSPlaza's stance when it comes to online dating is always uncertain because the administrators can't make up their fucking minds. In the beginning of the website's lifetime, online dating was allowed, [[#2011|but due to mass outbreaks of pedophiles joining, cyber fucking, and the website essentially becoming a Match.com for the 3DS]], a rule was bestowed forbidding it. This doesn't mean, however, that the users stopped screwing and sending nudes in PMs (Personal Messages).
*[[Holocaust|The Jews]] for [[money]]. '''Ban Method''': [[Holocaust]]
*[[9/11|WTC]] for being [[The Man]]. '''Ban Method''': [[airplane]]
*[[Afghanistan]] for [[Moderator|banning WTC]]. '''Ban Method''': [[Kill it with fire]]
*[[Dumbledore]] for killing [[lulz]]. '''Ban Method''': [[Shoop Da Whoop]]
*[[Bill Clinton]] for [[lolicon]]. '''Ban Method''': impeachment
*[[Ron Mexico]] for being a [[sick fuck]]. '''Ban Method''': [[Jail]]
*[[Kenny Glenn]] for being an [[animal abuse|animal abuser]]. The [[sick fuck|fucker]]. '''Ban Method''': [[Party Van]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]] for being [[holy shit|one crazy mother fucker]]. '''Ban Method''': [[v&]].
*[[Megan Meier]] for being [[retarded]]. '''Ban Method''': [[Myspace]] to [[an hero]]
*[[Abraham Lincoln]] for freeing the [[niggers|slaves]]. '''Ban Method''': [[pwnt|Murder]]
*[[You]] for being [[fat]]. '''Ban Method''': Go on a diet
*[[Travis Alexander]] For sticking it in the pooper of [[Jodi_Arias]]


It wasn't until 2013 when SomeLuigi, the co-administrator of 3DSPlaza, pulled a bullshit rule out of his swollen, herpes inflamed asshole, stating that online dating '''is''' allowed as long as you do it when roleplaying. Immediately after introducing his new last-minute rule, he was seen online dating small girls in the [[#Roleplayer Chat|roleplay chatroom]].
==Please Unban==


== Chatrooms ==
[[File:Donotb&edplz.jpg|thumb|This method is best used on [[furries]].]]


Originally, 3DSPlaza started off with a single chatroom that was named Chatroom Original. The white users complained about being in the same chatroom as niggers; eventually the website got two more chatrooms, Chatroom Red, and Chatroom Yellow. More chatrooms were added overtime, and as of 2015, the website has 8 public chat rooms and a moderator chatroom all the staff secretly screw each other in. Multiple secret chatrooms have been added as well, such as 'Chad's Gamer Hideaway', and SomeLuigi's private chatroom where he cyber fucks the many prostitutes of 3DSPlaza, such as PokeCat and Lani, as well as countless men.
Please Unban, or "'''Please, unban me!'''" is a commonly heard phrase [[OTI]] and [[Xat]], most often heard on [[ED]] and in [[IRC]]. Once a user has been banned for [[faggotry]], a flood of sadface and PLZ UNBANS will cascade across a [[sysop|moderator]]'s screen. More often than not the [[fail|soft hearted]] faggot weilding a banhammer will comply with the request, thus letting [[fail]] and [[AIDS]] run rampant in their community.
While the pathetic nature of this feeble, impotent, grammatically flawed statement may appeal to the sentiments of [[Wikipedo]]s, ED sysops do not sympathize with weakness. They may well choose to strike you a second time with the [[banhammer]] out of spite... And of course, [[for the lulz]]. [[13 year old boy|Whining]] for an unban will not get you unbanned on [[ED]]. [[Get on irc fgt|Getting on IRC]] and sorting out the mess however, might.


===Chatrooms Original, Yellow, Red, Green, and Purple===
"Please unban" is the most common sentence used in a [[ban appeal]], and is [[99.9%]] ineffective. Begging will get you nowhere, but [[ass]] kissing certainly will. [[Me_too-er|Sucking up]] to any potentially friendly mod/op is a surefire way to get right back in, should you act [[USI|the fool]].


These are the five main chatrooms of 3DSPlaza. Standard chatting and countless childish arguments are done in them.
==Ban Appeal==


===Chatroom Game===
Ban appeals are the biggest source of [[lulz]] for admins and [[mods]] since time began. After you have been banned, generally for falling for the [[B|/b/]]tards favorite of "eval", you get a chance to tell the mods on [[4chan]] (who don't give a fuck) why you should be unbanned. Generally anything over 4 characters will result in a [[tl;dr]] response.


The majority of the 3DSPlaza community hates gaming, which comes as a surprise since they're on a Nintendo 3DS fan website and own 3DSs. Of course, there are a few semi-sane users who talk about normal things like gaming, rather than arguing about 3DSPlaza politics and talking about how badass and rebellious they are for posting on [[B|/b/]]. The community got sick of these gamers, and pestered Robdeprop to make a chatroom to contain them.  
Take these simple steps on how to appeal your ban properly.


===Roleplayer Chat===
#Offer to send [[CP]] to the mod if they unban you
#Link to free and never before seen [[porn|porn]]
#Create a new word, ie: "Shhhlongdongler"
#Threaten to be [[an hero]]


These steps, however, are the exact opposite of what to do in order to appeal your ban.


Obviously enough, this is the chatroom you go in if you want to roleplay dating with pedophiles. Generally, the members who use this chat are just on the verge of suicide because they are rejected by every other chatroom, but they try hiding it by pretending to be someone else.
#Give a genuine reason for why you deserve to be unbanned
#Type [[moar]] than 4 characters
#Call [[moot]] a faggot
#Challenge the mod to a [[Yu-Gi-Oh|duel]]


===ROBOT9000-BLEEDING===
Of course, these are steps you can take if you, you know, [[nigger|want to actually get unbanned]]


This chatroom was added by SomeLuigi in 2014, and like most of his added features, the community doesn't give a shit about it. You can read about Robot9000 [[R9gay|here]].
#Type your ip adress into your browser
#Go to "setup"
#Change your ip
#Save changes
#Go to the MAC address page
#Change your address
#Save
#Go to your "status" page
#Release ip
#Unplug your [[anus|modem]]
#[[fap|Chill the fuck out for 5 minutes]]
#[[buttsex|Plug that thing back into your modem]]
#Renew your ip at your status page if needed
#[[????]]
#[[B&| Get your ISP banned.]]


===Moderator Chat===
This works most of the time. You can thank us later


The staff discuss their insignificant and meaningless topics here, as well as cyber fuck the brains out of each other.  
If however, you get banned on ED. You can [[Contesting Your Ban|click here to appeal your ban]].


== Forums ==
==Ban evasion==


The forums were added to 3DSPlaza by Robdeprop on August 21st, 2011. The forums can be described as mediocre, bland, and overall lacking of features. As of 2015, there are 36 different forum sections, 20 of which are sub-forums. Out of all of these, only six of the forums are even remotely used.
You got banned, and you don't like it. Your ban appeal was denied, and you still want to post or vandalize. No problem! Here is a non-exhaustive list of ways to evade your ban:


The forums really began to pick up on activity in 2012, which spawned two separate communities in 3DSPlaza: the chat community and the forum community. The forum community contrives of cuntholes, faggots, bronies, and pieces of dickless meat.
*[[7 proxies|Use a proxy]]
*[[sock|Use a friend's computer, and get him banned too!]]
*[[lie|Claim]] it was your roommate
*[[bullshit|Claim]] you got [[hax|hacked]]


===Miscellaneous===
==How to do it wrong==


The Miscellaneous forum is by far the most active board due to it attracting autists, 3DSPlaza's main demographic. It has over 12500 threads, while 'This Plaza', the forum's second most active board, only has a little over 1500. The forum is plagued with brain defective wetbacks trying to turn it into 4chan.  
As effective and almighty as the immortal banhammer can be to the [[Faggot|Internet Centurion]], there are, believe it or not, ways of turning even this atomic bomb of pain and misery into something even more giggle-worthy then Margaret Thatcher's tits.


Miscellaneous consists of shitty generals that never die such as:
The easiest way to make everyone laugh at you is to threaten to ban people from your IRC that has all of eight people on it. It's like threatening to [[Shit nobody cares about|kick someone out of New Jersey]].


*'''The Chat Thread''' - This is where all the [[weeaboos]] talk about how "hot" their loli is, all while they touch their fucking sphincters together.  
Another common thing to avoid is the expectation that the person you're banning doesn't have the capability to get back on your server. Since everyone on the internet has a crack team of Mongolian hooker-hackers, it's only a matter of time before they just [[Duh|Make a new account with a temporary E-Mail]] and [[Pwn|troll you until your eyes bleed out your ass and you're left crying in a puddle of your own body fluids like an aborted late term fetus]].


*'''The Brony Thread''' - The Brony Thread is where the horsefucking faggot 12 year olds go. It's a containment thread.
Finally: Try to avoid the temptation to [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|micromanage everything ever.]] Believe it or not, there are millions of eight user large websites and chat rooms where people can go to fulfill their lesbian demon rape fetishes, and your website is quite [[Mormon|stupid]] without [[Furries|users]] to cause drama and generally ruin everything.


*'''The Cute/Hot SFW MLP Pony Thread''' - The horsefuckers' excuse for making a second [[My Little Pony]] thread.
==Gallery==


*'''Cute/Hot SFW Spousos Thread''' - The weeaboos' equivalent to ''The Cute/Hot SFW MLP Pony Thread''.
{{cg|Gallery|bangallery|center|<gallery>
File:Bananahammered.jpg|Typical Banana Hammer
File:Scottpilgrimbanhammer.png|The Scott Pilgrim Ban Hammer
File:Banhammer historical.jpg|Ye Olde Banhammers
File:Hammer2_fix.jpg|The practice banhammer. This one just squeaks when you [[Jacknstock|ban Crayolacrime over the WOW article]].
File:Almighty banhammer.jpg|This puppy is the [[serious business|REAL DEAL]].
File:Mod sass Banhammer1.jpg|[[mod sass|The Elite Model]].
File:stickfigureban.jpg|What happens if you let a banhammer fall into [[Faggot|the wrong hands]].
File:Banhammershirt.jpg|Arm ban hammer
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Rambosysop.gif|Typical banning in process
File:God-emperor-of-trollkind.jpg|The ultimate ban
File:LOLBanhammer.png|LOLBANNED
File:BanUnscented.jpg|For the discriminating [[admin]].
File:Kramer_banned.jpg|You [[srsly]] [[bestiality|screwed the pooch]] when [[Kramer]] bans your arse.
File:Urband.jpg|
File:EmerilBan.jpg
File:BAN!1.JPG|The UN has BAN!1
File:Thor Banhammer.jpg|The Banhammer of Thor
File:Mariohammers.png|Among the most forceful bans come from [[Mario]], who often loses his hat banhammering.
File:Putinbanhammer.jpg|Putin used Banhammer on Georgia.
File:Communismhammer.jpg|Even [[communism|Communists]] need banhammers sometimes.
File:Oh_shit_this_is_gonna_be_good.jpg|Fags actually like being banhammered.
File:Oldboyban.jpg|Henchman banning in progress.
File:Screen_shot_2009-12-24_at_17.23.16.png|Banhammers have never looked so sexy.
File:Arrest.jpg|[[The man]] banning some luser
File:Bancakes.jpg|Would you like some syrup with those bancakes?
File:gallagher-sledgeomatic.gif|Gallagher=[[sysop]]; [[watermelon]]=[[you]]
</gallery>}}


===Outdated Meme Problems===
==Videos==


The forum community has a notable problem when it comes to using memes: they're incredibly outdated. [[Shrek]] and Doge were huge catch-ons in 2014, and Shrek is still continuing on strongly in 2015.
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===Carlos The Tyrant===  
==See Also==


[[File:My Little Pony - Rarity - 3DSPlaza Drama.jpg|270px|thumb|The infamous My Little Pony picture that caused nuclear spam on the forums.]]
*[[4chan Bans]]
*[[Buzzen]]
*[[Special:BlockList|ED Rape Victims list]]
*[[Template:Banned|Its own template]]
*[[Jacknstock]]
*[[June Maxam]]-She bans you for reading her blog.
*[[SysOp]]
*[[Username Bans]]


carlos11, a forum moderator, is an autistic Mexican, border hopping, hoglike, mother fucking, cock sucking, son of an incestuous, pedophile, shemale rapist. He is the overall dictator of the forums because all the other forum mods are a bunch of wetback pussies and don't stop him.


His tyranny of the forums started in late 2014, after the horsefucker and nigger forum mods were demoted by SackThing101 while he was [[#Staff and Moderators|community manager]]. SackThing101, having a pissmuffin for a brain, thought the forums had enough moderators, when in reality it was just carlos11. By the time KomeradeKishy and that nigger DrakeJericho were promoted to [[#Staff and Moderators|community managers]] and made more forum mods, carlos11 was already too high up on the tyranny pyramid.
{{memes}}
{{4chan}}


===Brony Drama===
{{Timeline|Featured article September 16 & September 17, [[2013]]|[[Where is your X now?]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[404 Girl]]}}


The horsefuckers of 3DSPlaza are always causing drama over posting their disgusting, shitty, pony porn. Whenever [[#Carlos The Tyrant|carlos11]] removes one of their images, they gang up on the cock-sucker and try to rape the forums with spam threads.
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
 
[[Category:Memes]]  
The bronies also believe they are doing it for the good of the website, and will protest by setting their profile pictures as pixelated, blurry, 50x50 jpgs of horse dicks and other gay shit their parents would disown them for if they knew about it.
[[Category:LiveJournal]]
 
[[Category:Chans]]
== Trends ==
 
===Cyber fucking===
 
Cyber fucking is 3DSPlaza's earliest trend. Every poor person that has the misfortune of joining the website will do it at least once. It usually involves the users taking amazingly bad quality nudes taken with the 3DS camera and sending them in PMs (Personal Messages).
 
===Super Smash Bros. Brawl===
 
In 2012, a 24 year old pedophile that went by the username DrunkenTomb, started pestering other people to play Smash Bros. with him. The community would often tell him to fuck off and let them keep cybering. After enough harassment, DrunkenTomb was able to get people to play his shitty Nintendo party game with him. The community ended up responding well to the game, and they would often rub their tiny dicks with the game case.
 
== Robdeprop's butthurt fury (AKA: The Fresh Start) ==
 
 
At some point around 2011 of November, Robdeprop entered into one of the [[#Chatrooms|chatrooms]] and saw the community creating mass drama, pedophilic users giving younglings cyber blowjobs, and worst of all, people making fun of him. Rather than handling the situation like a normal fucking person would, by banning the users breaking rules, he through a fit of rage and took the entire website offline. It wasn't until days later when Robdeprop calmed his titties and decided to put the website back online. He made an announcement saying he took the website off because the community needed a "Fresh Start" on their behavior; the community agreed just to make him shut the fuck up, but went back to their usual gruesome behavior only seconds later after he went offline.
 
Later in 2013, Robdeprop's dick sucking assistant, SomeLuigi, issued another "Fresh Start" on the website and took it offline for a few days, however this Fresh Start was more for the website having outdated stuff, '''not''' the community misbehaving. When the website was put back online, multiple things were added such as a new inbred, retarded, pedantic little fart knocker [[#Staff and Moderators|community manager]] named Matt, a completely useless and broken reputation system that would give users stars if they decided to be good, the strike system so mods would stop banning people for no reason, and a new chat bot called BobBot: Matt's personal clit licking companion.
 
== No more updates ==
 
It was in early 2014 when [[#Robdeprop and SomeLuigi|Robdeprop and SomeLuigi]] left the shit community to fend for themselves. After a crash 3DSPlaza had in late 2013, [[#Robdeprop and SomeLuigi|SomeLuigi]] brought the website back up, but left tons of broken features without fixing them because he was too busy fingering his asshole. [[#Robdeprop and SomeLuigi|Robdeprop]] simply did nothing about this, and the website hasn't had an update since.
 
===SomeLuigi's "Updates"===
 
[[#Robdeprop and SomeLuigi|SomeLuigi]] likes to pretend he's helpful. He also likes to try and get the community to shut the fuck up about updates, and it's hard to blame him.
 
[[#Robdeprop and SomeLuigi|SomeLuigi]] will every once and awhile release mule excrement level updates, such as milking the cow, a new icon, a roleplaying forum, and of course more private rape chatrooms for him to capture his victims in.
 
===Plaza Tools===
 
[http://ermansay.in/services/plazatools/ Plaza Tools] is a Google Chrome <s>and Mozilla Firefox</s> extension that adds multiple features to 3DSPlaza. It is made by user MarioErmando, a gay furfag who claims he does it for the good of the community, but in reality, he's doing it so he can get his miniscule, deformed dick sucked. In one month, he added more useful and community accepted features than that pisscake SomeLuigi did in four fucking years, which shows how much of a horny bastard he is.
 
== 4chan's Influence on the 3DSPlaza Community==
 
In 2014 the forum community of 3DSPlaza discovered the <del>face</del> <ins>anus</ins> of the internet, [[4chan]]. They started acting like they were 4chan users, because according to the forum community, it's cool to be slimy, gluttonous, rapist prostitutes who give rimjobs in the bathrooms at Burger King. With this came the invention of the term "chatfag", a word used to describe someone who partakes in activity in the chatrooms. It can be seen as the [[4chan]] equivalent of "redditfag". Additionally, there are also other fag-terms used, such as "forumfag", "ponyfag", and "newfag". 
 
The community also adopted "greentexting" from [[4chan]], and like a bunch of fucking faggots, use it to painful extents, again... because it's "cool". 4chan's dickhole attitude was adopted as well, so in the end you have a bunch of autistic 12 year old kids being cunts to each other and fighting over whether or not they actually use [[4chan]].
 
===When 3DSPlaza actually uses 4chan===
 
[Insert CL3M screenshot and thread here soon]
 
===4chan Based Projects===
 
Of course it was only time before the community decided to pull their styluses out of their dick holes and start copying 4chan based projects.
 
====3DSPlaza Thread Simulator====
A horsehumping, attention whore, fit throwing fetishist that goes by the username "mega" created two fecal matter tier videos ripping off the popular "Pony Thread Simulator" series based on 4chan's [[/mlp/]] board.
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|}
 
====3DSPlaza Sings====
 
The forum community of 3DSPlaza has attempted creating "3DSPlaza Sings" videos many times, and have utterly failed:
 
* http://pc.3dsplaza.com/forums/topic.php?topic=79924
 
* http://pc.3dsplaza.com/forums/topic.php?topic=79559
 
* http://pc.3dsplaza.com/forums/topic.php?topic=69933
 
* http://pc.3dsplaza.com/forums/topic.php?topic=78090
 
===All hail Sharkii, the queen of /b/===
 
It was one day in November 2014 when a 14 year old female, cock sucking whore, who went by the username of Sharkii, decided to post her nudes on [[B|/b/]]. She was hailed by fat, slimy [[you|neckbeards]] as queen of [[B|/b/]] for a day, all while they jacked themselves off to her newly viral photos.
 
The 3DSPlaza community later found out only minutes later, and decided to be assholes and tell the pedophilic, gluttonous rapists of [[B|/b/]] her information. Sharkii got doxed, so she wiped herself off the internet (at least wiped off what she could) before committing suicide by plastic bag.
 
 
==See also==
*[[Gameboy]]
*[[Nintendo]]
{{gaming}}
{{sites}}

Revision as of 19:27, 19 April 2016

Indeed you are.
What to do after getting banned.

You’ve done something stupid. Perhaps you have pissed off other members; posted something that was prohibited or just acted fucking stupid. Or perhaps W.T. Snacks got bored again. You think that you’re invincible; NOTHING can stop you from having this much fun. Oh shit. An admin just saw what you did. And what happens? You were just banned. You are now unable to do what was fun, can’t post anymore and can’t access pages that you used to prior to being banned. And even worse; you deserved it. Shame on you. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Banhammer

An IRL Ban Hammer.

The banhammer, (historically referred to as B&jolnir) forged in the flames of Lolhalla, is the ultimate weapon against the unfunny and all breeds of vandal. It should only be wielded by the righteous - its true powers are only accessible by those who descend from Trolldin to champion the causes of the meek.

The bane of faggots and the unfunny everywhere (PaigeGirl, we're looking at you). The banhammer is also something you are going to get. Yay!

When someone posts something unfunny, you may choose one of three four options:

All of these increase your e-penis size by about the same amount.

Banset

Inspirational poster for moderators

So you like to go onto chatrooms and/or forums and check to see how many little boys are looking for lovin' from a 43 year old who still lives with his mother. Chances are you are going to get B& or end up in front of this charming young gent.

A command executed in the LiveJournal admin console in the form of "ban_set username," wherein username identifies the LJ user one wishes to ban. Banning prevents a person from commenting in a journal; after the serial adder craze post-invite code, it also removed a person from the "friend-of" list of the banner.

Additionally, the maintainers of a community can use "ban_set username from communityname" to block a user from joining or commenting in that community like this idiot here.

A meme in which various users post a list of people to ban from their journals for some reason or another.

The ban set command is often used at the LiveJournal community ONTD because the mods suck.

Permaban

The ultimate in message board and LJ pwnage. To be perma-banned is to be permanently banned, usually from a channel in IRC or some other access-restrictable resource on the internets. Permbans are virtual decapitations - you managed to do something so monumentally stupid that the site's admin decided to actually go to the trouble of making sure that you never, ever have access to their little domain ever again. They rolled up the clubhouse's ladder, changed the secret password, and probably even told all their OL friends that you are nothing but a big poopy head.

Mom, "Why was my son banned without notification?" Admin, "Your son was banned for exposing himself on camera."

Unfortunately, real permabans are extremely rare on the internets. The stupid, irrational and humorless (that's 90% of the internet population) will treat any IP ban, account ban, email address ban or any other form of access restriction as the epitome of internet justice while remaining oblivious and ignorant to the fact that such bans are negated within seconds. Should a troll be banned from a certain place and has the will to continue to disrupt that place's regular actions, he will dodge the "ban" in a minute. Such knowledge of ban-dodging is well-hidden within most trolling organizations' archives and are never revealed to the public, for the stupid, irrational and humorless will perceive such knowledge as an A+ way to pwn the internets. However, that is not perceived the same way by the troll, who considers ban-dodging a perfectly legitimate way to continue his actions.

How to get banned

How to get banned on ED

  • Vandalize articles
  • Advertising
  • Annoy an admin
  • Make an edit, any edit
  • Being unfunny

True permabans, as opposed to false permabans, occur on those places a person cannot regain access to without doing something as mundane as changing their IP or registering a new account. Such bans are most common in online games where a CD-key, an account or something else that costs RL money is at risk. Therefore, all Something Awful forum bans are indeed true permabans unless someone wants to give Lowtax another ten dollars so he can get laid with an AIDS-infected male prostitute.

Note: When you dodge a ban, a particularly stupid admin may think you're a hacker. True story.

The following are examples of IRL permabans.

Banned IRL

Joined the ban set
Two jews getting banned old school

Banned IRL is the process of being denied interaction with the Real World by an appropriate agent. It is, naturally, akin to being Banned OL minus the option of a Chinaman's chance in Arbchat. God/your family is indeed a cruel and unforgiving sysop, even worse than ODB on a bender.

Being Banned IRL most commonly refers to the death or destruction of a person or object, an act designed to put themselves and the world at large out of the misery of having to interact with them. Since banning is a deliberate act the epithet is best used when said death was deserved and done with impunity, such as during the holocaust. People known as internet killers combine both IRL and OL pwnage into a curious meta-banning process that requires non-linear time to properly calculate the significance of.

Those who have been V& for IRL crimes and/or faggotry can also be considered having been subject to an IRL ban. However, instead of dining in hell, these individuals go directly to jail, and therefore do not pass go and do not collect $200. They're essentially basement dwellers with forced lurker status and a black person with a 12-inch heat-seeking dong for a roommate. They also get free HBO.

The only individual who has ever allegedly repealed an IRL ban was Jesus, and even then it was only because his dad runs the fucking server.

The following are perfect examples of those who were banned in real life.

Please Unban

This method is best used on furries.

Please Unban, or "Please, unban me!" is a commonly heard phrase OTI and Xat, most often heard on ED and in IRC. Once a user has been banned for faggotry, a flood of sadface and PLZ UNBANS will cascade across a moderator's screen. More often than not the soft hearted faggot weilding a banhammer will comply with the request, thus letting fail and AIDS run rampant in their community.

While the pathetic nature of this feeble, impotent, grammatically flawed statement may appeal to the sentiments of Wikipedos, ED sysops do not sympathize with weakness. They may well choose to strike you a second time with the banhammer out of spite... And of course, for the lulz. Whining for an unban will not get you unbanned on ED. Getting on IRC and sorting out the mess however, might.

"Please unban" is the most common sentence used in a ban appeal, and is 99.9% ineffective. Begging will get you nowhere, but ass kissing certainly will. Sucking up to any potentially friendly mod/op is a surefire way to get right back in, should you act the fool.

Ban Appeal

Ban appeals are the biggest source of lulz for admins and mods since time began. After you have been banned, generally for falling for the /b/tards favorite of "eval", you get a chance to tell the mods on 4chan (who don't give a fuck) why you should be unbanned. Generally anything over 4 characters will result in a tl;dr response.

Take these simple steps on how to appeal your ban properly.

  1. Offer to send CP to the mod if they unban you
  2. Link to free and never before seen porn
  3. Create a new word, ie: "Shhhlongdongler"
  4. Threaten to be an hero

These steps, however, are the exact opposite of what to do in order to appeal your ban.

  1. Give a genuine reason for why you deserve to be unbanned
  2. Type moar than 4 characters
  3. Call moot a faggot
  4. Challenge the mod to a duel

Of course, these are steps you can take if you, you know, want to actually get unbanned

  1. Type your ip adress into your browser
  2. Go to "setup"
  3. Change your ip
  4. Save changes
  5. Go to the MAC address page
  6. Change your address
  7. Save
  8. Go to your "status" page
  9. Release ip
  10. Unplug your modem
  11. Chill the fuck out for 5 minutes
  12. Plug that thing back into your modem
  13. Renew your ip at your status page if needed
  14. ????
  15. Get your ISP banned.

This works most of the time. You can thank us later

If however, you get banned on ED. You can click here to appeal your ban.

Ban evasion

You got banned, and you don't like it. Your ban appeal was denied, and you still want to post or vandalize. No problem! Here is a non-exhaustive list of ways to evade your ban:

How to do it wrong

As effective and almighty as the immortal banhammer can be to the Internet Centurion, there are, believe it or not, ways of turning even this atomic bomb of pain and misery into something even more giggle-worthy then Margaret Thatcher's tits.

The easiest way to make everyone laugh at you is to threaten to ban people from your IRC that has all of eight people on it. It's like threatening to kick someone out of New Jersey.

Another common thing to avoid is the expectation that the person you're banning doesn't have the capability to get back on your server. Since everyone on the internet has a crack team of Mongolian hooker-hackers, it's only a matter of time before they just Make a new account with a temporary E-Mail and troll you until your eyes bleed out your ass and you're left crying in a puddle of your own body fluids like an aborted late term fetus.

Finally: Try to avoid the temptation to micromanage everything ever. Believe it or not, there are millions of eight user large websites and chat rooms where people can go to fulfill their lesbian demon rape fetishes, and your website is quite stupid without users to cause drama and generally ruin everything.

Gallery

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  • Typical banning in process
    Typical banning in process
  • The ultimate ban
    The ultimate ban
  • LOLBANNED
    LOLBANNED
  • For the discriminating admin.
    For the discriminating admin.
  • You srsly screwed the pooch when Kramer bans your arse.
    You srsly screwed the pooch when Kramer bans your arse.
  • The UN has BAN!1
    The UN has BAN!1
  • The Banhammer of Thor
    The Banhammer of Thor
  • Among the most forceful bans come from Mario, who often loses his hat banhammering.
    Among the most forceful bans come from Mario, who often loses his hat banhammering.
  • Putin used Banhammer on Georgia.
    Putin used Banhammer on Georgia.
  • Even Communists need banhammers sometimes.
    Even Communists need banhammers sometimes.
  • Fags actually like being banhammered.
    Fags actually like being banhammered.
  • Henchman banning in progress.
    Henchman banning in progress.
  • Banhammers have never looked so sexy.
    Banhammers have never looked so sexy.
  • The man banning some luser
    The man banning some luser
  • Would you like some syrup with those bancakes?
    Would you like some syrup with those bancakes?
  • Gallagher=sysop; watermelon=you
    Gallagher=sysop; watermelon=you

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