Columbiners

A CHS student, making a fake gun pose. Another picture exists of her wearing a trenchcoat. It is believed that she got expelled for this photo shoot (inside the school no less) but we applaud her for providing epic lulz for us all.

Columbiners, are rabid fangirls (and an occasional fanboy) who are obsessed and often in love with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, the perpetrators of the Columbine High School Massacre of 1999. They tend to congregate on Tumblr, a leftist site infamous for harboring millions of the most degenerate freaks imaginable. Columbiners are also known as the TCC, which presumably stands for "The Columbine Club" or "True Crime Community". They number in the tens of thousands and several members have committed to plans of violence. The vast majority of Columbiners are mentally ill teenage girls, although it is a known fact that the vast majority of women are fucked up in the head. However, these broads take it to a whole new level.

Origin

The attacks at Columbine resulted in only 15 deaths, but the impact was comparable to 9/11, at least for Millennials. Ever since the news broke out, tens of thousands of trolls and admirers came into existence. As the world changed and the internet evolved, these admirers went from curious Goth kids on LiveJournal, to the forums of the game Super Columbine Massacre RPG, to Generation Z kids on Tumblr, a leftist site infamous for housing many disturbing and SJW youths. The Tumblrina variety came into prominence around 2011, and accelerated in 2014. This new generation of admirers are more disturbing and bizarre than any before them and provide extreme potential for lulz. Most Columbiners admire and obsess over the shooters, whilst saying that they "Don't condone". They often dress the same (Dark clothes / Trenchcoats), listen to the same music (KMFDM, Rammstein, etc..) and develop the same interests as the killers did. Many in the community have made public jokes and threats to commit acts of violence. Though mostly underground, this community has gained the attention of the media ever since the actions of Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath in 2015.

The fag Onision did a video about these freaks:

Notable Members

A fan's NBK costume

Due to the disturbing nature of the Columbiner / TCC scene, and the fact that it's Tumblr, there have been various fools who have made a clown of themselves within that community. We at ED will list them here for all eternity, for the world to shame them for their degeneracy and crime. Although most Columbiners try to act intimidating, most of them are nerdy suburban youth IRL and often pose little threat. However, some have gone for the High Score, and often failed. This list only counts those within the Dumblr lolumbine scene, and those who went for the High Score.

Lindsay Souvannarath

• Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath, James Gamble, and Randall Steven Shepherd - These three dumbasses conspired to commit mass murder at the Halifax Shopping Center back in early 2015. They were very frequent bloggers on Tumblr, and extremely active in the Columbiner scene. They met through the site and grew to become very close friends; Lindsay was dating James apparently. James acted as the supplier for the NBK; he had in his possession an AK-47, two shotguns, and a Ruger Mini-14. Sadly, their plan was quickly foiled because they hinted at their plans constantly, even posting a picture "Valentines Day 2015 - It's going down". PROTIP: If you're going to participate in crime, don't fucking let anyone know about it you fucking idiots.

They each had their own blogs on dumblr, listed below -

Lindsay's Tumblr James' Tumblr Randall's Tumblr

Kali Jade Bookey

A 15 year old girl who was obsessed with Columbine. She attacked her brother's girlfriend and nearly killed her, because she was jealous of her brother. She referred to herself as a "psycho" who was looking for her "first kill". She posted a picture of Eric Harris on her Facebook, on his birthday (April 9th). She explained to the police that she didn't want to murder the girl; just scare her away.

Unidentified Jane Doe

A 14 year old girl who was very active on Tumblr, and posted a threat declaring an attack. Hours later, she reenacted Alex Hribal and knifed several students before getting v&.

How To Troll Columbiners

• Call the Columbine shooters out for being gay
  • And killing innocents; those who were smarter and more successful then they ever could've been
• Call them severely mentally ill, and suggest they visit a psychiatrist
• Call them fags or dumb whores
• Report them to the FBI; you'll probably get them v&, and be preventing a massacre in the process!
• Show them Animal abuse / gore material. This will trigger the fuck out of them and probably make them cut themselves
• Have an opinion even remotely right-wing
• Steal their content and reupload it somewhere else
• Troll the fuck out of them and repeatedly suggest they kill themselves

Variants

There are several different microcultures similar to Columbiners, mostly on Tumblr. Typically, they are people interested in crime cases (mostly other school shooters, or serial killers). Often, thousands of fangirls are in these circles and get wet over other dickheads like TJ Lane, Pekka-Eric Auvinen or even the pedophile child killer, Adam Lanza.

See Also

• Columbine
• Columbine Copycats
• Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
• Colorado
• Suburbs
• Tumblr
• 16 year old girl
• 13 year old boy

External Links

• Inside the World of Columbine-Obsessed Tumblr Bloggers
• 5 things you need to know about "Columbiners"
• Inside the online subculture of Columbiners
• Reddit cucks discover these people. Much lulz ensue
• Dumblr tag for "Columbiners"

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