Pretty cool guy

Not to be confused with Cool dude

	“	I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything...	„
	—retard anon

THE ORIGINAL - converted from txt to jpg!

Pretty cool guy, as we know it, was a quote by some retard on /b/ in late 2007 describing his pet, cyclofrog. It started as a shit post on a Friday night. By Saturday morning, Anonymous had cuntpasted it for great justice. Unlike everything else that comes from 4chan it actually enjoys success as a pretty cool meme. Each Image board has also adopted it as their own and tweaked it to its liking. But, of course, like all good things that manage to find their way onto /b/ this meme has been raped to a great extent making the joke old shortly after its inception.

Note: Don't be a newfag and do it wrong by referring to the character or thing by its actual name. Use a metonymy such as the title of the work the character appears in or any word strongly related to it. Also note that the proper pronoun "He" is absolutely, 100 percent jumbled, making it more like a Canadian suffix. This is one rare case where a misnomer is embraced with open arms. Full lower-case recommended; vowel placement subject to change.

Origins

This was a quote from a funny show called Arby n the chief/

The 4chan post that started it all.

DOING IT RIGHT

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• i think 16 year old girls is pretty cool girls. eh easy to manipulate for nudes and hypersexual in bed and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Satan is a pretty cool guy, eh has big scary boogley eyes and a cloak and a plastic halloween toy pitch fork and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Postal 2 is a pretty cool guy. eh pisses on niggers and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Sandy Hook is a pretty cool guy, eh kills stupid little kids and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Grand Theft Auto is a pretty cool guy. eh staels cars and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Half-Life is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and marines and doesn't afraid of anything
• i think Amanda Todd is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks bleach and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think star fox 64 is a pretty cool guy. eh perferms barrel rolls and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think bioshock is a pretty cool guy. eh kills spicers and doesnt afriad of anything.
• i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Altered Beast is a pretty cool guy. eh rises from his grave and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Baby Boomers is a pretty cool generation. eh destroys every fucking thing and doesn't afraid of anything.
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• i think star trek is a pretty cool guy. eh goes where no fox has gone before and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think biology is a pretty cool guy. eh examiens microorganisms and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think large hadron collider is a pretty cool guy. eh destroys the universe and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think 4chan is a pretty cool guy. eh makes up this shitty meme and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think your mom is a pretty cool guy. eh takes it in the ass and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is afraid of everything and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think za warudo is a pretty cool guy. eh stops time and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think triforce is a pretty cool guy. eh shots his sword at ganon and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think yes we can is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns america and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think watchmen is a pretty cool guy. eh lives on mars and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think cp is a pretty cool guy. eh gets pedos vannd and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think mexico is a pretty cool guy. eh cuased rectal bleeding and doesn't afraid of madagascar.
• i think girugamesh is a pretty cool guy. eh wears make up, says girugamesh and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think desu is a pretty cool guy. eh says DESU DESU DESU and doesn't afraid of saying desu.
• i think Eric Harris is a pretty cool guy. eh shots up his skol and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think bleach is a pretty cool guy. eh kills hollow people and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think jade goody is a pretty cool guy. eh dies of cancer and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think mah boi is a pretty cool guy. eh wonders what gannons up to and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think ghostbusters is a pretty cool guy. eh crosses streams and doesn't afraid of no ghost.
• i think ed is a pretty cool guy, eh creates drama and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think star wars is a pretty cool guy, eh makes out with his sister and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think metroids is a pretty cool guy. eh kills random shit and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think trap is a pretty cool guy. eh kills heterosexuality and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think silence of the lambs is a pretty cool guy. eh rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again, and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think hypnotoad is a pretty cool guy. eh hypnALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
• i think at&t is a pretty cool guy. eh blocks Anon and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think animal crossing is a pretty cool guy. eh sells ihs bleu mirlans and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think black metal is a pretty cool guy. eh burns churches and stabs people and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think an hero is a pretty cool guy. eh kiled himself over a ipod and got too play falout tree.
• i think pokemanz is a pretty cool guy. eh wants to catch em all and doesnt afraid of anything.
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• i think candlejack is a pretty cool guy. eh kidn
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• i think zombie kid is a pretty cool guy. eh likes turtles and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think voice of generation is a pretty cool guy. eh lets you finish and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think You is a pretty cool guy. Just kidding, go fuck yourself.
• i think Metal Gear Solid is a pretty cool guy. eh beated metal gear and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think The Bible is a pretty cool guy. eh kills people, impedes scientific progress, starts wars, and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Popeye is a pretty cool guy. eh eats spinach, and doesn't afraid of anything
• i think taxi driver is a pretty cool guy. eh saves lolis from pimps and doesn't afraid of bullets
• i think this Meme is a pretty cool guy. eh talks about pretty cool guys and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think George Bush is a pretty cool guy. eh dodges shoes and doesn't afraid of anything
• i think stargate is a pretty kewl guy. eh has glowing eyes and doesn't afraid of sgc.
• i think Chocolate Rain is a pretty cool guy. eh moves away from the mic to breathe in and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think communism is a pretty cool guy. eh trolls everyone and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think James Holmes is a pretty cool guy. eh makes batman theater experience more realistic and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think metroid is a pretty cool girl seh has morph balls and doesn't afriad of mother brain.
• i think acorn is a pretty cool guy eh rigs election and doesn't afriad of democracy
• i think Dead Space is a pretty cool guy. eh dismembers aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think poker face is a pretty cool guy. eh has a pneis and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think 30 seconds to mars is a pretty cool guy. eh looks like a fag and gott his as beat in fight cluhb and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think jersey shore is a pretty cool guy. eh is a dirty guidos and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think a song of ice and fire is pretty cool guy. eh says winter is coming and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think Windows 7 is a pretty cool guy. eh kills vitsa and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think House Is a pretty cool guy. eh eats vicodin and doesnt afraid of anything
• i think Megadeth is a pretty cool guy. eh beats up James Hetfield and pours beer on amps and doesnt afraid of anything.
• i think Japan is a pretty cool guy. eh has nuclear meltdowns and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Courage the Cowardly Dog is a pretty cool guy. eh is afraid of anything and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Star Trek is a pretty cool guy. eh makes it so number one and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Minecraft is a pretty cool guy. eh mines blocks and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. eh kills space pirates and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh clears dungeons and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Goatse is a pretty cool guy. eh stretches ihs anus and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Lemon Party is a pretty cool guy. eh has sex with old men and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think World of Warcraft is a pretty cool guy. eh levels up to 85 and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Runescape is a pretty cool guy. eh takes money from 12 year olds and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Jagex is a pretty cool guy. eh makes shitty games and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Roblox is a pretty cool guy. eh makes free shitty lag infested games and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Team Fortress 2 is a pretty cool guy. eh trades hats and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Portal is a pretty cool guy. eh kills GLaDOS and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Superman 64 is a pretty cool guy. eh goes through walls and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Big Rigs is a pretty cool guy. eh is YOU'RE WINNER! and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Spore is a pretty cool guy. eh gets raped by the Grox and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Skyrim is a pretty cool guy. eh shouts at people and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Sonic and the Secret Rings is a pretty cool guy. eh has seven rings in hand and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think GTA IV is a pretty cool guy. eh goes bwoling with his cousin and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Deus Ex is a pretty cool guy, eh has augments and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Anders Breivik is a pretty cool guy, eh kills socialist and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think 7chan is a pretty cool guy. eh devours caek and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Mario is a pretty cool guy. eh eat mushrooms and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think Eddsworld is a pretty cool guy, eh fought cancer and doesn’t afraid of anything
• I think Ian Brady is a pretty cool guy. eh tortures kids and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I think A Serbian film is a pretty cool guy. eh do Baby Fuck and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Ian Watkins is a pretty cool guy eh went to the sex offenders' wing in prison where eh is revered as a genius and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Kanye West is a pretty cool guy. eh's a fucking buffoon and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Pol Pot is a pretty cool guy. eh died in 1998 while under house arrest by the Ta Mok faction of the Khmer Rouge and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think God is a pretty cool guy. every day eh indifferently watches, the unnecessary humiliation of thousands of children's bodies, as they die horrifying, painful deaths and doesn't afraid of anything.
• i think Epic Meal Time is a pretty cool guy. eh wraps bacon in everything and doesn't afraid of anything (in bacon).

DOING IT WRONG

• I think story is a pretty cool bro. eh kills trolls and doesn't afraid of anything.
• I personally feel that this Halo chap is a rather intriguing and interesting individual. The man slays interstellar heathens and fears naught!
• It is my belief that this man is a splendid fellow. He has some quite exemplary traits, and has a marked lack of fear when it comes to outrageous situations.
• It is my personal opinion that Half Life is quite an admirable man. He smites dejected and domineering extraterrestrials, and shows a remarkable lack of abhorrence in relation to various phenomena.
• It is popular consensus that Ocarina Of Time is a courageous, young swashbuckler. He strikes down the wicked, banishes a rat Jew named dorf of ganon to impoverished existence, and rapes the princess until her vagina is red with contempt.
• After much quiet contemplation I have come to the unstinting conclusion that Battletoads is not only a commendable gentlemen, but also a rather benevolent philanthropist. He bestows many guffaws to those who seek such noble acts, but are unable to do so themselves, and has been known to smite the naysayers who would wish to destroy said chuckles with determination and extreme prejudice.

I think gallery is a pretty cool guy, eh has pictuers and doesnt afraid of anything

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  I think Anonymous is a pretty cool guy. eh makes threads and doesnt afraid of anything.
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  i think Anonymous is a pretty cool guy. eh corupted lol and doesnt afraid of anything.
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  Craig Furgeson is a pretty cool guy too.
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  Mini Brittany Spears is a cool guy too
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  gets AIDS and...
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  Turns water into wine
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  It's back.
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  Even with a template some people still fail at photoshop
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  Cancer that kills /b/
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  Um, not a girl
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  Bourne is Bourne
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  Eh is legend!
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  and thus a meme was born
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  woof!
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  Mitchell was an hero
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  Oh exploitable
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  doing it wrong
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  fuck the templates
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  The Witcher is a pretty cool guy
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  Rules apply to macros too
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  The man without afraid of anything
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  ... is a pretty cool guy
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  Penn is a pretty cool guy.
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  meeting ppl at gym is cool
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  Acorn
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  Army is a pretty cool guy.
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See also

• Halo
• I accidentally X
• Incomplete Guy
• Navid
• /v/

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