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Before he | Before he weaseled his way into Sam's [[pussy|posse]], he was [[Myg0t#hats|myg0thats]]. Yes, myg0thats, the paedophilic, pizza faced [[griefing|CSGO server griefer]] is now apart of Sam Hyde's post-World Peace posse. Fitting, isn't it? We won't bore you with irrelevant shit you can find on [[jewgle|google]] or this [[ED|wiki]], but just to make sure any fans of his reading this article have no doubt how much of a hypocritical fuckup this piggy is, a few years ago he failed at [[OD|OD'ing]] on Advil after a [[Nigerian scam|girl on the internet]] didn’t meet him at an airport and scammed him. Now he must relate to Sam on a sexual level, except Sam's at least gotten pussy, underage or not-oh wait, that's another thing both Sam and Cameron have in common, they're both paedophiles. This is another tough pill to [[Cum|swallow]] for casual fans that just watched the video of Sammy and Cammy publicly harass the [[Curry nigger|ebil pajeet pedo from tinder]], but alas it's true. | ||
<center>'''Cameron Williams threatens to raep a girl's five year old daughter until she's hospitalized @ 0:17-rest of the video'''</center> | <center>'''Cameron Williams threatens to raep a girl's five year old daughter until she's hospitalized @ 0:17-rest of the video'''</center> | ||
Revision as of 17:27, 11 May 2021
Frank Hassle (powerword: Cameron Williams), also known as calumhood2288 and hats, is the embodiment of every overweight pencil dick on alt chans that derail unrelated threads with shit advice on "how to be chad" that they don't even take themselves. But unlike most channers, he actually goes outside without being forced to. Not to do anything productive of course, but to slightly bug people until they go batshit insane and push his tubby ass around while he screams "harassment! [forced laugh] this guy is hurting me!!" like every other yt prankster. Speaking of youtube pranks, that's basically all his channel is, except it gets the 4chan/altcomedy seal of approval since this fat waste of space is "friends" with another well known comedy hack, Sam Hyde.
Origins
Before he weaseled his way into Sam's posse, he was myg0thats. Yes, myg0thats, the paedophilic, pizza faced CSGO server griefer is now apart of Sam Hyde's post-World Peace posse. Fitting, isn't it? We won't bore you with irrelevant shit you can find on google or this wiki, but just to make sure any fans of his reading this article have no doubt how much of a hypocritical fuckup this piggy is, a few years ago he failed at OD'ing on Advil after a girl on the internet didn’t meet him at an airport and scammed him. Now he must relate to Sam on a sexual level, except Sam's at least gotten pussy, underage or not-oh wait, that's another thing both Sam and Cameron have in common, they're both paedophiles. This is another tough pill to swallow for casual fans that just watched the video of Sammy and Cammy publicly harass the ebil pajeet pedo from tinder, but alas it's true.
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Cameron's adopted son and gay lover -
Frank Hassle goes to Africa to contract AIDS -
Another brown toddler Cam most likely molested -
El Gordo retrasado
The Boogie Saga
In 2020, Frank/Cameron was on the killstream having it out with famous planetoid and serial narcissist Boogie2988. Nobody knows why these two fat retards were mad at each other, but Boogie seemed concerned that Frank was going to rape him. The exchange mostly consisted of Boogie blowing smoke up his own ass, while Frank made extremely funny rape threats. Frank coaxed Boogie into admitting he fucked his own sister and sucked his dad's dick as a kid. This resulted in Boogie getting Jewtube to delete Frank's channel. Used to subsisting off sewage like a raccoon, Frank kept uploading videos of himself committing felonies to gumroad as Boogie continued to spiral into mental illness.
In August 2020, the situation came to a head when Frank decided to pay a visit to 2396 Berkleigh Drive, Fayetteville, Arkansas, where Boogie lives IRL please go to that address and ring his doorbell and scream at odd hours. The night before Frank had been posting some tweets calling Boogie a pussy and saying he was in Fayetteville. This made Boogie have a completely real and totally not for attention PTSD episode and chimp out on Keemstar saying he would derezz frank with a gun. When it came time to shoot, however, Boogie pleaded with frank to "please don't make me do this" and shot a revolver into his own siding. If this incident had happened at any other time, both parties would have been arrested, but since courts and police are too backed up with the absolute trashfire that was 2020, it seems like both men got off the hook for the multiple felonies committed that day.
External Links
- last.fm
- Bitchute
YouTubeHis old YouTube channel, terminated by flagfags- Bitchshoot
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