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*'''[[Furry|Furries Guild]]''': They ruin everything. It's sad that it's one of the biggest clans.  [[Lolwut|They are also the most literate users in the community, which says a lot about the other users.]]
*'''[[Furry|Furries Guild]]''': They ruin everything. It's sad that it's one of the biggest clans.  [[Lolwut|They are also the most literate users in the community, which says a lot about the other users.]]
*'''S.H.A.D.O.W.''': Only the most dedicated [[basement dwellers]] can get in this clan. [[Lie|Proficient trolls]], though. The owner authorized the creation of [[sock puppets]] on the Scarlet Sentinels website for [[Fail|trolling purposes]]. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Lulz ensued when SS challenged SHADOW to a clan battle because of this.]]
*'''S.H.A.D.O.W.''': Only the most dedicated [[basement dwellers]] can get in this clan. [[Lie|Proficient trolls]], though. The owner authorized the creation of [[sock puppets]] on the Scarlet Sentinels website for [[Fail|trolling purposes]]. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Lulz ensued when SS challenged SHADOW to a clan battle because of this.]]
*'''D.R.L.P.''': An oldfag clan, once ruined by [[Jew|Reznorock's]] [[lolwut|jealousy]]. Now they [[rape|lurk]] the streets of the inner city, hoping to [[semen|capture]] their [[Black_Jesus|past]] once again.


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Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror MMO created by Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his brother (Xaelath) in Neil's basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your hard-earned on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a working barter feature where you can trade your money for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning forum where more people spend their time on than the game. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your important life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the best equipment in the game. Too bad it all costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have. Oh yeah, and there's zombies.

What you wish the game looks like.
What the game actually looks like.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes

Weapons

You will never get this gun. No exceptions.
Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

Burning Zed IRL.

Bosses

  • Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall.
  • Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
  • Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster!
  • Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck. Has at least 100 tentacles (insert dick joke here) on her back to rape you with.
One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Notable People

Players

Staff

Protip: Don't even try to figure out what the mods do.

Notable Clans

DF has a crapload of clans, these are the biggest and best.

They yiffed all the way into MMOs.

Videos

None yet.

See Also

External Links

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