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Oz is currently copying and pasting this article into a new article about RaccoonDrew here. He's totally not butthurt about this article! |
Porn, when done right, can be an extremely profitable business. Fetish porn, when done right, is even more so. Selling things to perverted freaks to get their rocks off is easy money, and not that hard to do. Even better when you're a furry. All you have to do is claim to be "one of them", and therefore how could you possibly be ripping them off by charging them hundreds of dollars for a little piece of plastic or a pile of rubber cut out to look like a dog?
To fail at the fetish-mongering business is, to be sure, a class A spectacular fail. It's hard to get called out by people who generally don't want the Internet to know they like to masturbate to pictures of balloon animals. But then again Oz Kangaroo (Powerword: Eden Noonan) is special in a lot of ways. A fursuit builder who runs a business called Critter Country as well as a strong fetishist in Inflation which he actually has a business called Squeak Latex. He has recently been called out for his poor business skills and has a history of blocking people, many people have waited years on fursuits but if you are one of his friends you will jump to the front of the line and get your fursuit right away. Some have waited up to four years for getting a fursuit from him while others have only waited a few months.
Last Thursday
Last Thursday a furry named Judgement called Oz out about blocking Marcus out for a status update on a fursuit, which he was waiting nearly five years for a suit, as well as still taking commissions across the board from art, to fursuit to body inflation suits. Marcus essentially got screwed out of $2000 while Oz uses the money for furry conventions.
—Range the Beagle on Marcus getting blocked for asking for progress |
—More damning evidence from Range |
—GrineX |
—Axelwolf proving that unpopularity won't get you a suit from Oz very quickly |
In other words if you are a popular furry in the furry fandom or a friend of Oz Kangaroo you can pretty much guarantee yourself that you will get a fursuit within a few short months by jumping the line; but if you aren't then you will have to wait a few years.
Tombfyres Point of View
Tombfyre decided to side with Judgement on this issue by igniting old drama from 2002
—Oz Kangaroo on igniting old drama with Tombfyre |
Tombfyre didn't talk to Oz in years when he attempted to Oz just ignored him due to his popularity with people saying that Oz is a total douche though popularity will pretty much turn a person into a bigger asshole which will make things really awkward for another popular furry by the name of Macrocelli.
Oz Kangaroo's Defense
Oz pretty much chewed out Marcus, Judgement, and Tombfyre because of the drama since Oz says he was falling behind, having stress and essentially everything since he doesn't have a 9-5 job this is his only business. As for the contest winner from a year ago doing a contest Oz held, he is just keeping on getting the cold shoulder.
Furry Down Under
In 2010 Oz organized a furry convention in Australia. Now, I can't speak from experience, but booking out a hotel, getting the rooms, getting all the staff, and getting people to actually come requires a lot of time and money. Considering he didn't have a proper job, where was he getting money? I guess you could ask his line of commissioners that paid him $2000 for a murrsuit from him. Several of them have waited years, assuming you're not popular or a friend. This also ties in with his "Life is busy" excuse. Another example of him taking on even more work when he's already loaded with it.
Not so fair dealings
When it came time for RaccoonDrew to upgrade his furfag status and get a fursuit, he was going to go with Rubbertex Raccoon. Unfortunately for Drew, that didn't happen, as it was around the time of a convention. Oz contacted Drew and all but demanded that he get a suit from him instead. Oz needed money, and Drew was popular enough to actually get a suit from Oz, cause that would get his name out more so he could enlarge and stroke his ego more. Oz blackmailed Drew into getting the suit from him under the logic "If you don't buy a suit from me, I won't be able to go to this convention and people will be mad at me for not coming. They'll also be mad at you by proxy for not helping me financially." so Drew went with him to avoid hug box army RAEG directed at him. Drew sent him the money and waited over 9000 months to get his suit. Oz ended up not going to the convention. When Drew finally received his suit, he wore it out at the next convention he could go to. Not at all due to Oz's perfect craftsmanship, the suit began to fall apart thanks to some hot glued seams coming undone. When Drew contacted Oz, he basically got the middle finger and was told "It's not my problem" leaving Drew to fix the suit he paid $2000 to get made himself.
Triggerfox
(This section is only a small piece of the pie. You can read more about Triggerfox in his own article.)
At least 100 years ago, Trigger was involved in a very gay relationship with Oz Kangaroo, another furry in Australia. The relationship lasted for quite a while as far as furries go, until Trigger's masculinity was stripped from him. While attending college, his bros found gay furry porn of him and his e-boyfriend on his computer. In return 100 CCs of bro rape were injected into his ass. With a sore ass, he was "forced" to move to convince his daddy to pay for a different college in order to hide his homolove for Oz. With this move, Trigger proceeded to delete fucking everything that ever related to him or Oz, as well as deny that entire period of his life. In doing this, he became the biggest pussy in the fandom. He is still very sensitive about Oz. He also hasn't been able to hold down a successful relationship since Oz, since he doesn't know how to handle a woman and desires cock. Even though his gay love for Oz remains, because of his relationship with Oz, Trigger developed an inflation fetish, which resulted in many pictures of Oz filling him with hot air.
But wait...
Based on facts and irrefutable evidence, there must have been some sort of hueg pile of furfaggotry that was unrelated to Oz.
- The whole Oz drama was occurred sometime in 2008
- His oldest journal entry dates back only 8 months ago
- Got butthurt when he found out his fursuit was initially competing against Oz. Politely asked for his nomination to be withdrawn. asking to be dropped
- Triggers old comments on Oz from 2009 are here
Rubbertex Raccoon
Recently, Rubbertex Raccoon complained that ED user Blackreign a.k.a. Oz Kangaroo was trolling him on ED, adding his real name on the page via Twitter.
—Rubbertex on Twitter |
After said post, friends on his on Twitter decided to call Oz out on his faggotry which lead to the following butthurt response in which he tries to play the victim:
—Oz points out this as well as Rubbertex's article |
After the journal was posted, the expected fanboy responses were left supporting Oz except for a certain few:
—judaspreacher666 |
—Jirris not impressed by Oz's whining |
Oz is currently massaging his hurt ass by writing an emo article about RaccoonDrew here. Be sure to drop by his talk page and let him know what you think of his plagarism!
External Links
- OzKangaroo
- OzKangaroo
- His Wikifur
- MSN: [email protected]
- AIM:Oz The Kangaroo
- Livejournal: ozkangaroo
- Twitter:Ozkangaroo Private
- Steam: Oz
- Youtube: ozkangaroo
- His Fursuit Business
- His Latex Business
See Also
Oz Kangaroo is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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