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Judith Park is a Korean German comic artist who rocketed to stardom at an early age. This Manga-ka phenomenon, who at the time of this writing is only 25, began her career sketching comic art at the tender age of 13 and swiftly took the manga world by storm with such titles as A Rotten Day and Dystopia is now feeling the effects of both love–lost and the internet hate machine at the same time.
Backstory
—Internet Hate Machine |
Judith Park surfaced as a manga artist by winning a competition in Cologne, Germany by defeating 90 other competitors. By 2009, she was a successful artist, known the world over for her famed comic Dystopia, which details stories that most guys do not like, but girls eat up faster than the newest Stephanie Meyer Twilight book.
This meteoric rise manga stardom would have its price though. Sometime in the recent past, Park, because she was a naive slut, allowed her boyfriend to take a multitude of shocking pornographic pictures of her in various poses and in various places. Then, stupidly, somebody put the pictures on the internet…you can see where this is going.
—Description of Dystopia |
Once the two split up, the pictures were now either uploaded to servers or they already existed on the internet and the addresses to those pictures were advertised on several chan sites including 4chan and Krautchan. This started a tidal wave of lulz that included several fake DeviantART accounts, and at least one YouTube video mocking the young artist.
Leak?
—Guilty until proven innocent. |
It has been suspected that Robert Labs, another German comic artist and Judith Park’s ex-boyfriend is the person responsible for the release of the images. Until this is proven, just tell everybody he did it anyway because he probably did in a fit of drunken butthurt and will have to face the full power of German internet law once Judith stops crying long enough to call her lawyers. It is obvious that Robert Labs did it because he is a white pedophile.
Further investigations in the depths of the interbutt and careful comparison of pooper-moles on different pictures suggest that she might have actually posted at least some pictures herself on ImageFap using the playful moniker asiabitch21. Her activities included posting pictures of her beef curtains as well as complimenting other users on their big dicks.
Another video was discovered shortly thereafter, showing her with her Puerto Rican boyfriend. The video contains previously unknown pictures and what seems to be confessions of love written by a mentally retarded child.
It seems plausible that Labs threw a hissy fit after being IRL perma-banned from the cooch.
Fake DA Page and Account
—From the fake DA account. |
While all of this drama was occurring, some brilliant anon thought it would be wise to start a DevianTART account called Judithlikesit. This effort, besides being funny as shit, had two other effects:
- It will cause Judith to BAWWW more as the internet hate machine cranks up to full lulz.
- It allowed the /b/tard to troll various DeviantART idiots who keep sending him lulzy messages to the wrong account.
Examples:
Hi you are a beautiful person. Why do you expose yourself like that? Its not bad to pose naked... but like this? Look for someone who makes more artistic photos from you. Just a friendly suggestion. Greets Nico
Oh dear god... "~Judithlikesit 39 minutes 23 seconds ago HAI I think you might like my gallery I r fapping."
Quotes from The Internet Hate Machine
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Conclusions
It is safe to say that this girl will do anything for her boyfriend(s), which was a great thing until now. Her next lover won't be able to get near that snatch without going through a metal detector first. Also, after /b/ and the rest of the internet gets through with dragging her life through a huge, steaming pile of horseshit, she may be drawing her comics from a mental asylum.
- It is okay to pose for your boyfriend, just don't let him keep the memory stick to the camera.
- If you break up with your Asian girlfriend and you are German, please post them on an English site.
- That pussy has been plowed by just about every manga-geek in Europe...Jesus Christ!
- You'd still hit it.
Gallery
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With the X
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Signing autographs
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DAT ASS
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wut
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"OMG Admins please please delete the thread! AND JOSEF FRITZL I GOT YOUR IP! PISSER!"
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Angry dad writes mail to Judiths publisher because his 12 yr. old daughter saw her naked
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Deleted gallery titled 'my cunt'
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She's sorry and it's all Roberts fault because he persuaded her to take those photos and she didn't like it at all!
Non-Porn Links
- Her personal forum in German, populated mostly by 13 year old girls<register and post her nudes!
- Her new Youtube, which hasn't been raped yet.
- Her DevianTART page.
- Her website, which is curiously under construction.
- Faked DevianTART page that has been severely hit by DA mods.
- Small blurb page.
- Her art gallery at Epilogue.
- Ex-boyfriend's DevianTART account.
See Also
Judith Park is part of a series on Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |
Judith Park is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |