Breadsona

Breadsonae have a strong basis in real life.

A Breadsona is the "inner tortured soul" of a Bready, and is used as an avatar in all their online communicae. Inside the heart of each Bready beats the true being of an anthropomorphic bread or sweetcake. A Breadsona is typically much less doughy than the Bready's real-life body, and often has healthier skin. 2% of SomethingAwful goons are Breadies, and the remaining 98% of goons are closet-Breadies. As such, Breadies are widely considered to be the only internet subculture that are fatter and greasier than Furries.

Because of the otherworldly nature of their "alter egos", Breadies can be classified as a sub-species of Otherkin, which is pretty fucking sad but hey, at least they're arguably better than Otakukin.

Typical Activities for a Breadsona

Breadies are active in the online roleplaying scene, generally RP'ing as their Breadsona in places such as LiveJournal and SheezyArt (bitches ain't good enough even for DeviantArt). In fact, Breadies even have their own secret version of Furcadia, called "Breadcadia", that is also created by an ex-Origin employee, unequivocally proving that not all the people who worked on Ultima are furries.

However, being that most Breadies are socially impotent retards, most Breadsonas are the biggest Mary Sues since Sonicrocksmysocks. This can make for some awesome RP's.

A typical Breadsona RP

Breadsona Drama

Of course, any retarded internet subculture has its drama, and Breadies love to get worked up about their Breadsonas (since it is the representation of one's perfect inner soul, and as such is beyond fault). The biggest dramabomb thrown around the fandom is, as it often is with furs and otherkin, the declaration that another's *sona is less than perfectly original. Since almost all Breadsonas are some combination of "fallen angel, half-angel, half-demon, werewolf, vampire, half-vampire, half-animal, half-dragon, half-meat, etc...", it's pretty hard for a Bready to create an original Breadsona, unless they wanna go all out and pull a SapphyDracases.

Ah, and it is always worth mentioning that muffins are to Breadsonas what foxes are to Fursonas.

Furries aren't the only ones who can do stupid shit to words

The best Breadsona is considered to be the one with the most Breadsonality, though there are weekly contests held in sekrit IRC to determine which it is. Caution: During these contests, things can get very Breadsonal.

Gallery of Breadsonas

Click to read the beautifully typed descriptions that Breadies laboured for hours for in crafting their unique Breadsonas.

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See also

• Fursona
• Trollsona

Not To Be Confused With

• Muffins - retarded fans of Emilie Autumn.

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Breadsona is part of a series on Psychology