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Dead Frontier is a free (to an extent.) browser Survival Horror [[MMO]] created by (British Scum)Neil Yates (AdminPwn)]] and his brother ([[Creationist|Xaelath]]) in Neil's  basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your (Lie)hard-earned [[shit nobody cares about|on their brand of magic game money called credits]], which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a [[Lie|working]] barter feature where you can trade your [[jew gold|money]] for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning hentai ridden forum where more people spend their time on fapping as furiously as they can. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your (lie) important life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the (Fake) best equipment in the game. Too bad it all (Fail) costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have.
Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror [[MMO]] created by [[British Scum|Neil Yates (AdminPwn)]] and his brother ([[Creationist|Xaelath]]) in Neil's  basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your [[Lie|hard-earned]] [[shit nobody cares about|on their brand of magic game money called credits]], which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a [[Lie|working]] barter feature where you can trade your [[jew gold|money]] for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning [[Gaia|forum]] where more people spend their time on than [[the game]]. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your [[lie|important]] life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the [[Fake|best equipment in the game]]. Too bad it all [[Fail|costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have]].
Oh yeah, and there's zombies,cross dressers, cybering, hentai (loads and loads and loads of hentai)
Oh yeah, and there's zombies.


*Also, [[Lolwut|Neil's father did a good amount of the work in the recent 3d version.]]
*Also, [[Lolwut|Neil's father did a good amount of the work in the recent 3d version.]]
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*'''Athlete''': Gets [[Shit|improved]] speed.
*'''Athlete''': Gets [[Shit|improved]] speed.
*'''Teacher/Priest/Lawyer/Account/Journalist/Actor/Stock Broker/Architect/Entertainer/Student''': Get a 30% EXP bonus.
*'''Teacher/Priest/Lawyer/Account/Journalist/Actor/Stock Broker/Architect/Entertainer/Student''': Get a 30% EXP bonus.
*'''Santa''': [[Faggot|Admin]] only class. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Survivors who told of a jolly fat man riding around the decidedly not-wonderful winter wasteland were laughed at - Santa Claus was, and still is, something parents told their kids when they tucked them in at night, to keep the kids hoping. Until someone left a ton of bullets, explosives, and credits in front of a makeshift tree smack-dab in the middle of the compound. (the twelve men working the storage building claimed to have not seen anything because they were so busy looking at naked pokemon characters fuck one another to care). When guards went to look outside, there were miles and miles of used tampons.
*'''Santa''': [[Faggot|Admin]] only class. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Survivors who told of a jolly fat man riding around the decidedly not-wonderful winter wasteland were laughed at - Santa Claus was, and still is, something parents told their kids when they tucked them in at night, to keep the kids hoping. Until someone left a ton of bullets, explosives, and credits in front of a makeshift tree smack-dab in the middle of the compound. (the twelve men working the storage building claimed to have not seen anything). When guards went to look outside, there were miles and miles of dead zombies.]]
*'''Cyborg''': (Narcissist)Admin only class. they say cyborg because they have to count all that metal and plastic from the vibrator thats constantly up his asshole as part of his body, so yeah hes a "cyborg."
*'''Cyborg''': [[Narcissist|Admin only class]].
 
 
'''Weapons'''
'''Weapons'''
[[Image:imagesCASZAJZ4.jpg|thumb|right|You will never get this [[Cock|gun]]. No exceptions.]]
[[Image:imagesCASZAJZ4.jpg|thumb|right|You will never get this [[Cock|gun]]. No exceptions.]]
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'''Halloween Bosses''' This is temporary
'''Halloween Bosses''' This is temporary


*'''Pumpkin Zombie''': Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes. gay as fuck
*'''Pumpkin Zombie''': Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
*'''Slender Man''': Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill. dumbest shit ever, christ atleast the pumpkin head was original...wait..it wasnt?
*'''Slender Man''': Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
*'''[[nigger|Black Titan]]''': A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage...yeah the development team over at shitty corpse just enlarged the titan photo spray painted it black in paint shop and wham-o theres a new boss, now we can say we "updated."
*'''[[nigger|Black Titan]]''': A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.


==Notable [[Basement Dweller|People]]==
==Notable [[Basement Dweller|People]]==


===Players===
===Players===
*'''Razeredge:''' Some fag who has a 2 inch cock and likes brown men.
*'''Razeredge:''' Some fag who has a 12 inch cock and likes brownies.
*'''Niki''': A very popular player, playing since the beginning of the game in '08. Known for never having spent any money on the game yet having an outstanding arsena from cock gobbling.
*'''Niki''': A very popular player, playing since the beginning of the game in '08. Known for never having spent any money on the game yet having an outstanding arsenal.
*'''Lucas.''': Dead Frontier's most famous troll. Holds the record for largest number of dicks in his ass and currently on a 1 year ban.
*'''Lucas.''': Dead Frontier's most famous troll. Holds the record for largest number of bans and currently on a 1 year ban.
*'''AxionPrime''': [[basement dweller|One of the few level 200's]]. If you pay him enough money, he'll give you a handy behind KFC [[No|as cool as him]].
*'''AxionPrime''': [[basement dweller|One of the few level 200's]]. If you pay him enough money, he'll train you to be [[No|as cool as him]].
*'''[[Whore|Christina Jackson]]''': [[Fact|The only girl]] on the entire DF community. [[Bukkake|Owns]] [[Noob|Free Looters Union]] and [[Shit|Shadow Blades]].
*'''[[Whore|Christina Jackson]]''': [[Fact|The only girl]] on the entire DF community. [[Bukkake|Owns]] [[Noob|Free Looters Union]] and [[Shit|Shadow Blades]].
*'''[[Emo|Gregg Stevens]]''': Another level 200, but he got arrested for touching an infants asshole with his index finger [[b&]].
*'''[[Emo|Gregg Stevens]]''': Another level 200, but he got [[b&]].
*'''[[Jew|Reznorock]]''': Owner of worlds first ever preserved cat shit statue of Elvis Presley
*'''[[Jew|Reznorock]]''': Owner of [[shit nobody cares about|V.O.I.D.]]. Donated all of his [[jew gold]] to get custom crap for the game. A noted [[Fat|oldfag]]. [[b&|Also a former moderator.]]
*'''Blaqk''': Owner of Entropy, which is basically the only difference between him and Reznorock. Another noted [[oldfag]]. Former Moderator.
*'''Blaqk''': Owner of Entropy, which is basically the only difference between him and Reznorock. Another noted [[oldfag]]. Former Moderator.
*'''RuinOfTheDead''': Mostly [[Sick_fuck|normal]] unless [[Bullying|provoked]]. Joined a group of [[Basement_dwellers|pros]] and [[Cool_guy|doesn't boast about it everywhere on the forums]]. Is also a [[Brony|ponyfag]].
*'''RuinOfTheDead''': Mostly [[Sick_fuck|normal]] unless [[Bullying|provoked]]. Joined a group of [[Basement_dwellers|pros]] and [[Cool_guy|doesn't boast about it everywhere on the forums]]. Is also a [[Brony|ponyfag]].
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*'''MonsterSavona''': Just [[Bullying|laugh]] at this [[Transvestite|nobody]] and move on. Or buy a rotten cabbage from him, it's totally worth it.
*'''MonsterSavona''': Just [[Bullying|laugh]] at this [[Transvestite|nobody]] and move on. Or buy a rotten cabbage from him, it's totally worth it.
*'''HeirApparent''': [[rofl|AKA]] - Bloodlust, [[gay|Heirmet]], [[wtf|NoHairApparently]] or just "Heir", is one of the [[whore|easiest]] to troll players on DF, probably because they like to [[Fucktard|think they know what they're talking about]]. [[fail|Just like Andrew Kutches]], he has quit a million times... but you hope he'd just [[die|go away]].
*'''HeirApparent''': [[rofl|AKA]] - Bloodlust, [[gay|Heirmet]], [[wtf|NoHairApparently]] or just "Heir", is one of the [[whore|easiest]] to troll players on DF, probably because they like to [[Fucktard|think they know what they're talking about]]. [[fail|Just like Andrew Kutches]], he has quit a million times... but you hope he'd just [[die|go away]].
*'''NobleV''': Another [[nigger|oldfag]] who got the [[penis|ban hammer]], but was framed because he interfered with [[Jew|Reznorock's]] cum|sucking of [[queer|AdminPwn's]] [[dick|"special weapon crafting machine".]]
*'''NobleV''': Another [[nigger|oldfag]] who got the [[penis|ban hammer]], but was framed because he interfered with [[Jew|Reznorock's]] [[cum|sucking]] of [[queer|AdminPwn's]] [[dick|"special weapon crafting machine".]]
Writing yourself into an article only a fucking internet loser would write an article about himself, HAHAHA XD XD XD XD
[[Writing yourself into an article|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I WANT 2 TALK BOUT MAI FRANDZ LOLOL XD XD XD]]
 
===[[Jews|Staff]]===
===[[Jews|Staff]]===
 
'''Protip''': Don't even try to figure out what the mods [[Nothing|do]].
'''Protip''': Do what you want moderators cant ban you from the game, just forums and chat...Lmao there like security guards at the mall they think there cool cuz they make the younger kids laugh, only problem is there laughing at there sad fucking lives, not there comedic antidotes
*'''[[British|AdminPwn]]''': Administrator. Rakes in tons of money from his overpriced credits.
*'''[[British|AdminPwn]]''': Administrator. Rakes in tons of money from his overpriced credits.
*'''[[Christian|Xaelath]]''': Administrator and AdminPwn's brother. Goes onto Serious Discussion and talks down his users about why jesus isnt real
*'''[[Christian|Xaelath]]''': Administrator and AdminPwn's brother. Goes onto Serious Discussion and talks down his users about why [[Religion|Christianity]] is [[Shotacon|good]].
*'''[[Pretty Cool Guy|Crynsos]]''': Moderator. Runs the wiki. [[Fap|Doesn't do much more than that]].
*'''[[Pretty Cool Guy|Crynsos]]''': Moderator. Runs the wiki. [[Fap|Doesn't do much more than that]].
*'''MaFaHai''': Moderator.  [[Malaysia|Pacifinigger]].     
*'''MaFaHai''': Moderator.  [[Malaysia|Pacifinigger]].     
*'''[[Psion Guild|PsyFiend420]]''': Moderator. Probably spends time on 420chan.
*'''[[Psion Guild|PsyFiend420]]''': Moderator. Probably spends time on 420chan.
*'''[[Spic|Akraix]]''': Moderator. Asshole. could suck a golf ball through your asshole and out of your mouth
*'''[[Spic|Akraix]]''': Moderator. [[Lolwut|Actually plays the game]].
*'''yakkety''': Some fuck tard who thinks its cool to take pictures of people no one knows, who developed a game no one knows about, to brag to all the people...he...does...not...know
*'''yakkety''': Former-backseat moderator who [[Bullshit|was somehow given moderator powers]] in the chat rooms and later, his dream, the forums. He now has [[Narcissist|multiple pictures of himself "hanging" with other moderators]], and is also seen [[Faggot|constantly pretending to be of some authority on the forums.]] (When really, [[Truth|nobody gives a shit what he says.]])
*'''Buford83''': One of the newer additions to the "Mods." a real piece of shit, dont denounce him or his freinds, or they'll tell you how worthless you are because you arent a moderator, and you have a life besides your ass glued to a PC chair, has a 1 inch penis, and dosent even know how to use it, has 3 pubic hairs all permed and pressed with glitter sparkles, he also got arrested in Lake Michigan for sucking off 3 horses and 2 mexican shelf stockers at the local Home Depot, this guy looooves the cock  ;)
 
*'''Max Brooks''': Where do i start with this guy, hes helpful, hes polite, hes a nice guy, dosent turn into a dipshit at the ability to press a button and make your screen name go away for a day or 2. Takes his modship serious but in a good way, alot of peoples overall favorite moderator, also owes me  $3.50  american
*'''Nikon''': Christ are you weird...i mean seriously, just fucking whacked, but atleast your not a fucking chode choker like the rest of those dipshits on the short bus with no wheels
==Notable Clans==
==Notable Clans==
DF has a crapload of clans, these are the [[Gay|biggest]] and [[Shit|best]].
DF has a crapload of clans, these are the [[Gay|biggest]] and [[Shit|best]].
[[Image:fbfgfghid.jpg|thumb|right|They yiffed all the way into MMOs.]]
[[Image:fbfgfghid.jpg|thumb|right|They yiffed all the way into MMOs.]]
*'''V.O.I.D.''': Some cock shiners gave neil a reach around in turn for some crazy purple armour that costs about $500 american, thats right there selling fake items for more then a fucking console system is worth...tsk tsk tsk...u poor fuck tards you
*'''V.O.I.D.''': Mods play favorite to this clan because the owner donated [[seriously|all his money]] to the developers. [[gay|The even have their own armor!!!]] If you want it, it costs twenty-thousand credits, which is five-hundred dollars (you can't make this shit up) of [[IRL]] money. [[no|Did I mention their clan mascot is Cthulhu?]]
*'''Free Looter's Union''': These guys are so lucky, they get free head from the skank that owns the thing
*'''Free Looter's Union''': Take the [[Libtard|Democratic]] party and add a [[Whore|woman]] to [[Blowjob|lead]] them.
*'''Entropy''': Clan based off the philosophy of [[Bullshit|Chaos]] and [[Bullshit|Nothing]]. The clan ranks are copied from [[Fallout|Fallout's]] [[Gay|Caesar's Legion]]. They have a clan story which is [[lie|not emo at all]].
*'''Entropy''': Clan based off the philosophy of [[Bullshit|Chaos]] and [[Bullshit|Nothing]]. The clan ranks are copied from [[Fallout|Fallout's]] [[Gay|Caesar's Legion]]. They have a clan story which is [[lie|not emo at all]].
*'''Scarlet Sentinels''': fucking commies
*'''Scarlet Sentinels''': [[Russia|FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!]]
*'''[[Furry|Furries Guild]]''': There named after weird-os who dress up in giant animal costumes and fuck one another...sucks for you that wont accept members that arent HIV positive and have gonoreha of the throat and asshole
*'''[[Furry|Furries Guild]]''': They ruin everything. It's sad that it's one of the biggest clans.  [[Lolwut|They are also the most literate users in the community, which says a lot about the other users.]]
*'''S.H.A.D.O.W.''': SHADOW stands for  Suck Hard And Drink Or War, basically this clan says hey well suck you off and swallow...or if you dont let us were gonna have a clan war...OMG clan war...so epic
*'''S.H.A.D.O.W.''': Only the most dedicated [[basement dwellers]] can get in this clan. [[Lie|Proficient trolls]], though. The owner authorized the creation of [[sock puppets]] on the Scarlet Sentinels website for [[Fail|trolling purposes]]. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Lulz ensued when SS challenged SHADOW to a clan battle because of this.]]
*'''D.R.L.P.''': DRLP is a sub division of DFPITA  which stands for  Dogs Fucking People In The Ass, these guys get down with other species, thats right things gettin crazy down on the farm, YEEEEHAW
*'''D.R.L.P.''': An oldfag clan, once ruined by [[Jew|Reznorock's]] [[lolwut|jealousy]]. Now they [[rape|lurk]] the streets of the inner city, hoping to [[semen|capture]] their [[Black_Jesus|past]] once again.
 
==Videos==
==Videos==
For the first time only, here on Enclyopedia Dramatica, i have actual video footage of buford83 leaving his home "dressed to impress."
None yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo8U4rZ0sMs


==See Also==
==See Also==
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* [[Zombie Apocalypse]]
* [[Zombie Apocalypse]]
* [[Left 4 Dead]]
* [[Left 4 Dead]]
* [[Forums So Dirty There 3 Steps From 4 Chan]]
* [[Killing Floor]]
* [[Games So Boring Its Funner To Use There Chat Rooms]]
* [[Fanboy]]
* [[Fanboy]]
* [[Waste Your $ On things You Can Actually Touch]]
* [[Writing yourself into an article]]
* [[Writing yourself into an article]]
* [[Games That Wont Stand The Test Of Time]]
 
== External Links ==
== External Links ==
* [http://www.45guys1cup.com/ The Official Df Site Itself]
* [http://www.deadfrontier.com/ The Site Itself]
* [http://www.TitanUpMyPooperPlz.com/ Fanboy Site]
* [http://www.fortpastor.com/ Fan Site]
* [http://ThisGameFuckingSucksAsshole.com Their Wiki]
* [http://deadfrontier.wikia.com/wiki/Dead_Frontier_Wiki Their Wiki]


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Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror MMO created by Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his brother (Xaelath) in Neil's basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your hard-earned on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a working barter feature where you can trade your money for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning forum where more people spend their time on than the game. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your important life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the best equipment in the game. Too bad it all costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have. Oh yeah, and there's zombies.

What you wish the game looks like.
What the game actually looks like.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes

Weapons

You will never get this gun. No exceptions.
Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

Burning Zed IRL.
  • Regular Zed: A newfag zombie.
  • Fat Zed: Eats food like you;.
  • Burned Zed: A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
  • Radioactive Zed: A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
  • Burning Zed: A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
  • Leaper: The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.Seriously.
  • Spider: Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
  • Bloat: Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
  • Bone: Common mutant on drugs.
  • Reaper: Has a bladed arm with a 100 foot range; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
  • Tendril: Reaper in loli form plus negro speed; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
  • Siren: Emo that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
  • Brute: Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.

Bosses

  • Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
  • Flaming Titan: Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
  • Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
  • Flaming Mother: ready for round 2?
  • Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
  • Flaming Giant Spider: This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
  • Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
  • Flaming Wraith: Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Halloween Bosses This is temporary

  • Pumpkin Zombie: Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
  • Slender Man: Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
  • Black Titan: A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.

Notable People

Players

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I WANT 2 TALK BOUT MAI FRANDZ LOLOL XD XD XD

Staff

Protip: Don't even try to figure out what the mods do.

Notable Clans

DF has a crapload of clans, these are the biggest and best.

They yiffed all the way into MMOs.

Videos

None yet.

See Also

External Links

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