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[[File:hp-typical-fan.png|thumb|Typical Housepets! fan. [[srsly]]]]
[[File:hp-typical-fan.png|thumb|Typical Housepets! fan. [[srsly]]]]
'''Housepets!''' is accepted among [[furfags]] as the new best furry [[webcomic]] around since [[D.C._Simpson|Ozy and Millie]]. As such, it is still complete [[shit]]. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his [[fursona]] is a [[lolwut|furret]]), the comic has become fodder for [[Rule 34]]. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with scifi/fantasy [[shit|mumbo jumbo]] that no one understands. Even [[13 year old boys|hardcore fans]] are concerned that their [[yiff|innocent]], [[unfunny|uproariously hilarious]] comic has gone down the shitter.
'''Housepets!''' is accepted among [[furfags]] as the new best furry [[webcomic]] around since [[D.C._Simpson|Ozy and Millie]]. As such, it is still complete [[shit]]. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his [[fursona]] is a [[lolwut|furret]]), the comic has become fodder for [[Rule 34]]. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with [[Science Fiction|sci-fi]]/[[fantasy]] [[Bixnood|mumbo jumbo]] that [[no one]] understands. Even hardcore [[fan]]s are concerned that their [[yiff|innocent]], uproariously [[hilarious]] comic has gone down the shitter.


==Characters==
==Cast==
* [[Retard|Peanut Butter]] - A [[faggot]] [[dog]] who belongs to the [[vore|Sandwich]] family along with his [[incest|sister he wants to fuck]] who, by the way, [[A cat is fine too|is a cat]].
* Peanut Butter Sandwich - A [[dog]] who belongs to the [[Sandwich]] family along with his [[incest|sister he wants to fuck]] who, by the way, [[A cat is fine too|is a cat]].
* [[Reverse trap|Grape Jelly]] - A [[cat]] who is Peanut's fuck-buddy.  She likes to [[OJ Simpson|solve her problems with violence]].  Also everyone thought she was a boy.
* Grape Jelly Sandwich - A [[cat]] who is Peanut's fuck-buddy.  She likes to solve her problems with [[violence]].  Also everyone thought she was a boy.
* [[Wigger|Bino]] - A dog who runs the [[Gang|Good ol' dogs club]] that causes all the mischief.  He has a much cooler brother.  Is also a [[retard]]
* Tarot - Peanut's [[batshit insane]], Pomeranian girlfriend.  Turns out she was an [[Egypt]]ian [[Dragon]]. And she's playing an intergalactic D&D game with a [[gryphon]] named Pete and a [[Naruto|nine-tailed kitsune]]. [[Scientology]] in a nutshell.
* black person - A faggot cat who is in love with Grape.  Is a pretty cool guy, has a bite in his ear and doesn't afraid of doing nothing in the comic.
* Spot - A dog superhero comic drawn and written by Peanut. Always used as filler when Rick is too preoccupied to draw a real comic.
* black person - A niggerdog.  While not eating [[fried chicken]] he likes to [[Rape|choke small animals]].  He is in the gang and his owner is a nigra.
* Bino - A dog who runs the [[Gang|Good Ol' Dogs Club]] that causes all the mischief.  He has a much cooler brother.  Is also a [[retard]].
* Fox - Another fucking dog who's fuck buddy [[irony|is the guy who tried to kidnap him]].  Also apparently he's [[retard|retard]]smart.
* Fox - Another fucking dog who's fuck buddy [[irony|is the guy who tried to kidnap him]].  Also apparently he's smart.
* King - [[WTF|A PETA member who stole Fox and then was being charged in the courthouse when a giant gryphon came out of no where and turned him into a dog and now his butt buddy is the same dog he tried to kidnap.]] Fantards immediately loved King because he was an asshole. Also, Housepets! fans have [[Transformation|Transformation Fetishes]].
* Sasha - Somehow more retarded than Peanut.  She has an owner who drinks and rapes her, then locks her out of the house forcing King to [[Fuck|cuddle with]] her.
* [[Aspie|Sasha]] - Somehow more retarded than Peanut.  She has an owner who drinks and rapes her, then locks her out of the house forcing King to [[Fuck|cuddle with]] her.
* Joey - A dog who wishes he was a cat so much that he [[Fursuit|dresses up like one]].
* [[Fursuit|Joey]] - A dog who wishes he was a cat so much that he [[furfag|dresses up like one]].
* Rex - A niggerdog.  While not eating [[fried chicken]] he likes to [[Rape|choke small animals]].  He is in the gang and his owner is a negro.
* Fido - A K9 cop that is Bino's cooler brother and co-founder of the gang.  Has an interracial relationship with a black person cat Sabrina.
* Maxwell - A snarky cat who is in love with Grape.  Is a pretty cool guy, has a bite in his ear and doesn't afraid of doing nothing in the comic.
* black person - A cat that is Fido's [[mexican|illegal]] black person girlfriend.
* Fido Byron - A K9 cop that is Bino's cooler brother and co-founder of the gang.  Has an interspecies relationship with the cat Sabrina.
* [[Batshit insane|Tarot]] - Peanuts [[batshit insane]], Pomeranian [[fuck buddy|girlfriend]].  Turns out she was an [[Africa|Egyptian]] [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Dragon]]. And she's playing an intergalactic D&D game with a [[2 gryphon|gryphon named Pete]] and a [[Naruto|Nine Tailed Kitsune]]. Scientology in a nutshell.
* Sabrina - A cat that is Fido's secret girlfriend.
* [[Mario|Daisy]] - HI I'M DAISY!
* Tiger Arbelt - A dog who is named after a cat.  Is teased because of it.  
* Spot - A dog superhero comic drawn and written by Peanut. Always used as filler when Rick is too [[meth|preoccupied]] to draw a real comic.
* Marvin Arbelt -  Tiger's bro.  He is also a cat.
* [[Cat|Tiger]] - A dog who is named after a cat.  Is teased because of it.  
* Zach Arbelt - A rabbit [[WTF|who is the catalyst of a cosmic chain reaction by opening the forbidden gate in the Mysterious Forest]].
* Marvin -  Tiger's [[fuck buddy|bro]].  He is also a cat.
* King - [[WTF|A PETA member who stole Fox and then was being charged in the courthouse when a giant gryphon came out of no where and turned him from a human into a dog and now his butt buddy is the same dog he tried to kidnap.]] Fantards immediately loved King because he was an asshole. Also, Housepets! fans have [[transformation]] [[fetish]]es.
* Zach - A rabbit [[WTF|who is the catalyst of a cosmic chain reaction by opening the forbidden gate in the Mysterious Forest]].
* Daisy - HI I'M DAISY!


There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off [[shit|Peanuts]] and ignore humans in favor of the more [[boring|interesting]] lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics.
There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off [[shit|Peanuts]] and ignore humans in favor of the more [[boring|interesting]] lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics.


==Galleries==
==Galleries==
{{cg|Gallery of 34|housepets!gallery|center|<gallery>
<gallery>
<!--Image:exploitable houspets.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]].-->
File:Fox and King.jpg|Fox and King doing what they do best
Image:Fox and King.jpg|Fox and King doing what they do best
File:Fox and King 2.jpg
Image:Fox and King 2.jpg
File:Grape_Jelly_Peanut.jpg|Grape is quite partial to blowjobs
<!--Image:Grape and peanut.jpg|Note the [[Twilight|Pridelands]] poster in the background-->
File:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter.jpg|OMG SHE'S NAKED
Image:Peanut and max.jpg|Rape Face
File:Grape rape.png|Grape [[rape]]
Image:Grape rape.png|Grape [[Rape]]
File:Peanut and max.jpg|Rape face
</gallery>|<gallery>
<!--Image:Max Peanut.jpg-->
<!--Image:Max_Peanut_Butter.jpg-->
<!--Image:Aspie_housepets.jpg|-->
<!--Image:Max_grape.jpg|This is actually [[Lie|canon]]-->
<!--Image:Fox bein nude.jpg-->
<!--Image:Daisy.jpg|HI I'M DAISY-->
Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter.jpg|OMG SHE'S NAKED
<!--Image:Spot_and_saso.jpg-->
<!--Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter_blowjob.jpg|Current Story Arc-->
Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut.jpg|Grape is quite partial to blowjobs
<!--Image:Grape_Peanut_Butter.jpg-->
<!--Image:Not so fast.jpg-->
<!--Image:Grape Jelly Housepets Peanut Butterjpg.jpg-->
<!--Image:King me.jpg|King Me-->
</gallery>
</gallery>
|}}


==External Links==
==External Links==
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[[Category:Furries]]

Revision as of 06:13, 21 December 2013

Typical Housepets! fan. srsly

Housepets! is accepted among furfags as the new best furry webcomic around since Ozy and Millie. As such, it is still complete shit. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his fursona is a furret), the comic has become fodder for Rule 34. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with sci-fi/fantasy mumbo jumbo that no one understands. Even hardcore fans are concerned that their innocent, uproariously hilarious comic has gone down the shitter.

Cast

There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off Peanuts and ignore humans in favor of the more interesting lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics.

Galleries

External Links

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