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[[shit nobody cares about|Dead Frontier is a shitty browser based game nobody ever heard of.  It is played exclusively by sad fucks who think they can promote their retarded little hobby on sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica.]]
Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror [[MMO]] created by [[British Scum|Neil Yates (AdminPwn)]] and his brother ([[Creationist|Xaelath]]) in Neil's  basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your [[Lie|hard-earned]] [[shit nobody cares about|on their brand of magic game money called credits]], which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a [[Lie|working]] barter feature where you can trade your [[jew gold|money]] for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning [[Gaia|forum]] where more people spend their time on than [[the game]]. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your [[lie|important]] life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the [[Fake|best equipment in the game]]. Too bad it all [[Fail|costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have]].
Oh yeah, and there's zombies.
 
*Also, [[Lolwut|Neil's father did a good amount of the work in the recent 3d version.]]
[[Image:1270956105613.jpg|thumb|right|What you wish the game looks like.]]
 
[[Image:screenshot4.jpg|thumb|right|What the game actually looks like.]]
 
==Gameplay==
 
You kill [[zombies]] with guns, [[Necrophilia|steal from dead people]], get [[raped]] by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play [[Killing Floor]], n00b.
 
'''Starting Classes'''
 
*'''[[Science|Scientist]]''': Makes [[drugs|meds]] once a day.
*'''[[Nigger|Farmer]]''': Like a Scientist except with food.
*'''[[House|Doctor]]''': Can apply meds with maximum effectiveness, because you're too much of a [[fucktard]] to do it yourself.
*'''[[France|Chef]]''': Doctor except with food.
*'''[[Team Fortress 2|Engineer]]''': Repairs your [[fact|overpowered]] armor.
*'''[[Fap|Boxer]]''': Starts with a Melee and [[fap|Strength]] bonus.
*'''[[Army|Soldier]]''': [[Oxymoron|Overpowered class that gives you uselessly spread stats and detracts from EXP.]]
*'''[[Cops|Police Officer]]''': Get to beat up any [[Nigger|black]] players.  Drama ensues.
*'''Fireman''': Boxer excpet with an Endurance bonus instead a Strength bonus.
*'''Athlete''': Gets [[Shit|improved]] speed.
*'''Teacher/Priest/Lawyer/Account/Journalist/Actor/Stock Broker/Architect/Entertainer/Student''': Get a 30% EXP bonus.
*'''Santa''': [[Faggot|Admin]] only class. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Survivors who told of a jolly fat man riding around the decidedly not-wonderful winter wasteland were laughed at - Santa Claus was, and still is, something parents told their kids when they tucked them in at night, to keep the kids hoping. Until someone left a ton of bullets, explosives, and credits in front of a makeshift tree smack-dab in the middle of the compound. (the twelve men working the storage building claimed to have not seen anything). When guards went to look outside, there were miles and miles of dead zombies.]]
*'''Cyborg''': [[Narcissist|Admin only class]].
 
'''Weapons'''
[[Image:imagesCASZAJZ4.jpg|thumb|right|You will never get this [[Cock|gun]]. No exceptions.]]
 
*'''[[Dildo|Melee]]''': One of the two types of weapons that actually do [[Lie|shit]]. Range from pocket knifes to [[weaboo|super pro japanese swords]], or the more [[Awesome|awesome]] [[Viking|battle axe]].
*'''Pistols''': [[Shit nobody cares about|A good weapon for noobs and pros alike]]. Bullshit doesn't make a lot of noise so zombies don't [[Zerg Rush]] on you.
*'''Rifles''': See Pistols.
*'''Shotguns''': Weapon used for [[murder|killing]] lots of zombies [[lie|fast]].
*'''Machine guns''': Shotguns that actually [[No|work]].
*'''Explosives''': [[Fellatio|Blow]] shit up with grenade launchers.
[[Image:ImagesCA475831.jpg‎|thumb|right|Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.]]
'''Enemies'''
[[Image:Flamed.jpg|thumb|right|Burning Zed [[IRL]].]]
 
*'''Regular Zed''': A newfag zombie.
*'''[[Fat]] Zed''': Eats food like [[you]];.
*'''[[Kill it with fire|Burned Zed]]''': A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
*'''[[Japan|Radioactive Zed]]''': A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
*'''[[Retarded|Burning Zed]]''': A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
*'''[[Cunnilingus|Leaper]]''': The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.[[Lolwut|Seriously]].
*'''[[Creepypasta|Spider]]''': Leading cause of [[Rage|FFFUUUUUUUUU-]].
*'''[[You|Bloat]]''': Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
*'''[[Penis|Bone]]''': Common mutant on drugs.
*'''[[Rapist|Reaper]]''': Has a bladed arm with a [[at least 100|100 foot range]]; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
*'''[[Guro|Tendril]]''': Reaper in loli form plus [[nigger|negro speed]]; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
*'''[[Women|Siren]]''': [[Emo]] that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
*'''[[Fat|Brute]]''': Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.
 
'''Bosses'''
 
*'''Titan''': [[Unoriginal|A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health.]] Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
*'''Flaming Titan''': Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
*'''[[Your Mom|Mother]]''': Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal [[goatse]].
*'''Flaming Mother''': ready for round 2?
*'''Giant Spider''': After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
*'''Flaming Giant Spider''': This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
*'''[[Hentai|Wraith]]''': A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, [[sick fuck]]; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
*'''Flaming Wraith''': Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
[[Image:ImagesCAKCLS0G.jpg‎|thumb|right| One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.]]
 
'''Halloween Bosses''' This is temporary
 
*'''Pumpkin Zombie''': Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
*'''Slender Man''': Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
*'''[[nigger|Black Titan]]''': A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.
 
==Notable [[Basement Dweller|People]]==
 
===Players===
*'''Razeredge:''' Some fag who has a 12 inch cock and likes brownies.
*'''Niki''': A very popular player, playing since the beginning of the game in '08. Known for never having spent any money on the game yet having an outstanding arsenal.
*'''Lucas.''': Dead Frontier's most famous troll. Holds the record for largest number of bans and currently on a 1 year ban.
*'''AxionPrime''': [[basement dweller|One of the few level 200's]]. If you pay him enough money, he'll train you to be [[No|as cool as him]].
*'''[[Whore|Christina Jackson]]''': [[Fact|The only girl]] on the entire DF community. [[Bukkake|Owns]] [[Noob|Free Looters Union]] and [[Shit|Shadow Blades]].
*'''[[Emo|Gregg Stevens]]''': Another level 200, but he got [[b&]].
*'''[[Jew|Reznorock]]''': Owner of [[shit nobody cares about|V.O.I.D.]]. Donated all of his [[jew gold]] to get custom crap for the game. A noted [[Fat|oldfag]]. [[b&|Also a former moderator.]]
*'''Blaqk''': Owner of Entropy, which is basically the only difference between him and Reznorock. Another noted [[oldfag]]. Former Moderator.
*'''RuinOfTheDead''': Mostly [[Sick_fuck|normal]] unless [[Bullying|provoked]]. Joined a group of [[Basement_dwellers|pros]] and [[Cool_guy|doesn't boast about it everywhere on the forums]]. Is also a [[Brony|ponyfag]].
*'''mvp13''': Owner of [[Gay|Scarlet]] Sentinels.
*'''Sgt. Thompson''': DF's resident [[Art|artfag]].
*'''[[Furfag|Hanno25]]''': [[Faggot|Your average internet user.]] Is known for [[Idiot|history of creating dumbass threads making no sense whatsoever]], just [[Troll|to get you mad]], so he can [[Yiff|fap]] over his [[Retarded| accomplishment of winning an argument on the internet]]. [[Hater|Also makes]] [[Bullshit|legible arguments]] [[Hater|against]] [[Brony|ponyfags]].
*'''[[Asian|szheng]]''': Some cool oldfag.
*'''Deaths Aeon (Death's Æon)''': One of DF's [[Fucktard|wannabe pretty boys]], he likes to talk down his former clans in order to make himself feel better about [[Gay_pride|his past]]. Likes to spell his account name Death's Æon because [[Narcissist|he thinks it makes him look cool]].
*'''[[Nigger|Thewisefish]]''': Quite simply, [[poser|somebody]] you would just want to punch in the face upon meeting.
*'''MonsterSavona''': Just [[Bullying|laugh]] at this [[Transvestite|nobody]] and move on. Or buy a rotten cabbage from him, it's totally worth it.
*'''HeirApparent''': [[rofl|AKA]] - Bloodlust, [[gay|Heirmet]], [[wtf|NoHairApparently]] or just "Heir", is one of the [[whore|easiest]] to troll players on DF, probably because they like to [[Fucktard|think they know what they're talking about]]. [[fail|Just like Andrew Kutches]], he has quit a million times... but you hope he'd just [[die|go away]].
*'''NobleV''': Another [[nigger|oldfag]] who got the [[penis|ban hammer]], but was framed because he interfered with [[Jew|Reznorock's]] [[cum|sucking]] of [[queer|AdminPwn's]] [[dick|"special weapon crafting machine".]]
[[Writing yourself into an article|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I WANT 2 TALK BOUT MAI FRANDZ LOLOL XD XD XD]]
 
*'''Grinder Of Sirkillmore''': Your average forum troll and newfag. He's been perma banned three times from Ban Evading, Insulting Dead Frontier Moderation, and finally Giving false information to a moderator. Supposedly has had over 20 different VPN ip's banned from repeatedly going back on to Dead Frontier and causing shit in the CB radio and forums.
*'''[[Jew|Pvt Redemptlon]]''': A [[Faggot|fggt]].
 
===[[Jews|Staff]]===
'''Protip''': Don't even try to figure out what the mods [[Nothing|do]].
*'''[[British|AdminPwn]]''': Administrator. Rakes in tons of money from his overpriced credits.
*'''[[Christian|Xaelath]]''': Administrator and AdminPwn's brother. Goes onto Serious Discussion and talks down his users about why [[Religion|Christianity]] is [[Shotacon|good]].
*'''[[Pretty Cool Guy|Crynsos]]''': Moderator. Runs the wiki. [[Fap|Doesn't do much more than that]].
*'''MaFaHai''': Moderator.  [[Malaysia|Pacifinigger]].   
*'''[[Psion Guild|PsyFiend420]]''': Moderator. Probably spends time on 420chan.
*'''[[Spic|Akraix]]''': Moderator. [[Lolwut|Actually plays the game]].
*'''yakkety''': Former-backseat moderator who [[Bullshit|was somehow given moderator powers]] in the chat rooms and later, his dream, the forums. He now has [[Narcissist|multiple pictures of himself "hanging" with other moderators]], and is also seen [[Faggot|constantly pretending to be of some authority on the forums.]] (When really, [[Truth|nobody gives a shit what he says.]])
 
==Notable Clans==
DF has a crapload of clans, these are the [[Gay|biggest]] and [[Shit|best]].
[[Image:fbfgfghid.jpg|thumb|right|They yiffed all the way into MMOs.]]
*'''V.O.I.D.''': Mods play favorite to this clan because the owner donated [[seriously|all his money]] to the developers. [[gay|The even have their own armor!!!]] If you want it, it costs twenty-thousand credits, which is five-hundred dollars (you can't make this shit up) of [[IRL]] money. [[no|Did I mention their clan mascot is Cthulhu?]]
*'''Free Looter's Union''': Take the [[Libtard|Democratic]] party and add a [[Whore|woman]] to [[Blowjob|lead]] them.
*'''Entropy''': Clan based off the philosophy of [[Bullshit|Chaos]] and [[Bullshit|Nothing]]. The clan ranks are copied from [[Fallout|Fallout's]] [[Gay|Caesar's Legion]]. They have a clan story which is [[lie|not emo at all]].
*'''Scarlet Sentinels''': [[Russia|FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!]]
*'''[[Furry|Furries Guild]]''': They ruin everything. It's sad that it's one of the biggest clans.  [[Lolwut|They are also the most literate users in the community, which says a lot about the other users.]]
*'''S.H.A.D.O.W.''': Only the most dedicated [[basement dwellers]] can get in this clan. [[Lie|Proficient trolls]], though. The owner authorized the creation of [[sock puppets]] on the Scarlet Sentinels website for [[Fail|trolling purposes]]. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Lulz ensued when SS challenged SHADOW to a clan battle because of this.]]
*'''D.R.L.P.''': An oldfag clan, once ruined by [[Jew|Reznorock's]] [[lolwut|jealousy]]. Now they [[rape|lurk]] the streets of the inner city, hoping to [[semen|capture]] their [[Black_Jesus|past]] once again.
 
==Videos==
None yet.
 
==See Also==
* [[Zombies]]
* [[Zombie Apocalypse]]
* [[Left 4 Dead]]
* [[Killing Floor]]
* [[Fanboy]]
* [[Writing yourself into an article]]
 
== External Links ==
* [http://www.deadfrontier.com/ The Site Itself]
* [http://www.fortpastor.com/ Fan Site]
* [http://deadfrontier.wikia.com/wiki/Dead_Frontier_Wiki Their Wiki]
 
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Revision as of 08:01, 28 October 2013

Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror MMO created by Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his brother (Xaelath) in Neil's basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your hard-earned on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a working barter feature where you can trade your money for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning forum where more people spend their time on than the game. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your important life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the best equipment in the game. Too bad it all costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have. Oh yeah, and there's zombies.

What you wish the game looks like.
What the game actually looks like.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes

Weapons

You will never get this gun. No exceptions.
Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

Burning Zed IRL.
  • Regular Zed: A newfag zombie.
  • Fat Zed: Eats food like you;.
  • Burned Zed: A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
  • Radioactive Zed: A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
  • Burning Zed: A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
  • Leaper: The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.Seriously.
  • Spider: Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
  • Bloat: Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
  • Bone: Common mutant on drugs.
  • Reaper: Has a bladed arm with a 100 foot range; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
  • Tendril: Reaper in loli form plus negro speed; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
  • Siren: Emo that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
  • Brute: Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.

Bosses

  • Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
  • Flaming Titan: Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
  • Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
  • Flaming Mother: ready for round 2?
  • Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
  • Flaming Giant Spider: This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
  • Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
  • Flaming Wraith: Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Halloween Bosses This is temporary

  • Pumpkin Zombie: Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
  • Slender Man: Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
  • Black Titan: A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.

Notable People

Players

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I WANT 2 TALK BOUT MAI FRANDZ LOLOL XD XD XD

  • Grinder Of Sirkillmore: Your average forum troll and newfag. He's been perma banned three times from Ban Evading, Insulting Dead Frontier Moderation, and finally Giving false information to a moderator. Supposedly has had over 20 different VPN ip's banned from repeatedly going back on to Dead Frontier and causing shit in the CB radio and forums.
  • Pvt Redemptlon: A fggt.

Staff

Protip: Don't even try to figure out what the mods do.

Notable Clans

DF has a crapload of clans, these are the biggest and best.

They yiffed all the way into MMOs.

Videos

None yet.

See Also

External Links

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