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==The beginning==
==The beginning==
On July 8th, 2013 Christopher Jason Ross was called out in a Tumblr post made by {{tumblr|stickiebun13}} [http://stickiebun13.tumblr.com/post/54962207802/warning-to-any-female-cosplayer-in-the-chicago-and original call-out]. People reblogged the post to the point of Chris gaining tons of attention. It is not clear whether he purposely wanted this to happen or not. According to some of his trolls, this isn't the first time Chris has caused an uproar. Some people notably know Chris likes the attention and some [[retards|don't]]. Chris is probably enjoyed his attention while people were continually spamming his profile saying that he will be [[raped|in jail]] soon. As of October 2013 all his major social sites have been banned or deactivated, so it's hard to tell what his current whereabouts or activities are.
[[Last_thursday|On July 8th, 2013]] [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Christopher Jason Ross was called out]] in a [[Gay|Gay.com]] post made by some [[nigger]] and why are you still reading this page. [http://www.meatspin.com original call-out]. [[Nobody|People reblogged]] the [[Cocks|post]] to the point of Chris crying for attention. [[Lie|It is not clear whether he purposely wanted this to happen or not]]. [[Nobody|According to some]] of his boyfriends, this isn't the first time Chris self-sucked himself. [[Nobody|Some people]] notably know Chris his asshole inside and out. He likes the attention and some [[AIDS]]. Chris is a homosexual. He probably enjoyed the special attention his daddy gave him late at night as a [[Shota|young boy]] while people were continually beating him up in school. His profile saying that he will suck everybody's cocks for every like he recieves on failbook. As of October 2013 he also wishes to become [[Nigger|black]] it is unclear if this is to try and get attention as a rapper.


==Later On==
==Later On==
On July 9th, 2013 the original call-out poster made an update with a screen shot of a post stating that Chris would be banned from all Mid-West anime conventions.
[[Last_thursday|On July 9th, 2013]], ah who gives a fuck.  
{{quote| So i think the furry fandom shall be next!|Chris' response to being banned from cons}}
{{quote| I like big nigger dicks.}}
He also made a comment on his facebook account that led to even more attention from onlookers.
He also again, who gives a fuck.


[[File:945912 10201510923878689 320303391 n.jpg|frame|center|Breathtaking honesty or the bullshit claims of an uberfag?]]
[[File:Candypenis.gif|frame|center|Jizz is made out of candy as far as Chris is concerned.]]


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==Response==
==Response==


Among the comments in response to Chris' behavior, some are whiteknight responses and some are [[trolls|loving]]. One commenter claimed they were going to spread his name around 4chan. Others have fed Chris the attention he has been wanting ever so badly.
[[Truth|You are a faggot]], Chris. Is the usual response to his constant self-sucking on ED. This is basically the tl;dr version.
 
As his Facebook exploded with thousands of comments, a member of a re-enactment group that Chris had taken part of with WW2 reenactment promptly banned him from their current and any reenactment groups in the Chicago area. Chris was also banned from several anime conventions in the Midwest as described by a message from a security staff from one of the cons.


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<youtube>JY1AyoiHJTs</youtube><br /><big>'''Chris leading the Nazis'''</big>
<youtube>NWJTCAEIv7U</youtube><br /><big>'''Chris leading the Gay parade, if his dreams came true.'''</big>
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{{morphquote|CJR_quotes nobody gives a shit about|background-color: white|font-weight: bold;
|All this fucking white knighting is pathetic. Guys, con girls won't sleep with you simply because you make fun of some deluded creepy asshole on the internet.| One commenter
|So many cocks, so little time| Gotta catch them all
|By exes, You mean Rosey Palm? Your hand?| a comment in response to Chris' claim that he has ex-girlfriends}}
|By exes, You mean the men I sucked off?| a comment full of truth}}


==Aftermath==
==Aftermath==
Once the trolling finally got on [[pussy|Chris' last nerve]], Chris changed his privacy to not allow the viewing of his photos to non-friends and non-followers.
He got AIDS and died and his shitty self-sucking ED page got vandalized mercilessly and eventually deleted.  


In the early hours of July 14th, 2013, Chris posted a journal on his [[deviantArt]] claiming that he was [[Lies|hacked and none of those messages were from him]]. He then proceeded to [[Delete everything|remove]] comments on his account that painted him in an unflattering light.
In the early hours of July 14th, 2013, he started sucking cock again, but this time real early in the morning as to receive the [[Lemon_party|early bird special]].


At an indeterminate point of time after September, Chris' deviantART account now shows up as deactived. Unfortunately due to the new layout of the site, it is impossible to tell if he was banned or closed the account on his own.
At an indeterminate point of time after September, Chris' deviantART account now shows up as deactived. Unfortunately due to the new layout of the site, it is impossible to tell if he was banned or closed the account on his own.

Revision as of 22:33, 16 December 2013

OM NOM NOM NOM LOOK AT HOW COOL I AM U GUYZ LOOK SRSLY I FUCKING RULE
MI COOL YET ED????

Christopher Jason Ross is 28 year-old homosexual pedophile who, like any other faggot, enjoys the cock a lot. They also call him a cock-enjoyer because of this. Chris has succeeded in sucking off the majority of the gay community. Chris seems to enjoy the attention he get's from his rabid mom and he easily reels all the cock in with every comment he makes. It all started with Marxist comments towards various people and led to an all out gay orgy on his Failbook page, among other sites. Chris also likes little boys and claims he "likes the attention" which is why he made this ED page about himself, won't somebody please care. please?. Nobody believes Chris is cool. With each comment Chris likes to openly express his love for men and his hate for tits.

The beginning

On July 8th, 2013 Christopher Jason Ross was called out in a Gay.com post made by some nigger and why are you still reading this page. original call-out. People reblogged the post to the point of Chris crying for attention. It is not clear whether he purposely wanted this to happen or not. According to some of his boyfriends, this isn't the first time Chris self-sucked himself. Some people notably know Chris his asshole inside and out. He likes the attention and some AIDS. Chris is a homosexual. He probably enjoyed the special attention his daddy gave him late at night as a young boy while people were continually beating him up in school. His profile saying that he will suck everybody's cocks for every like he recieves on failbook. As of October 2013 he also wishes to become black it is unclear if this is to try and get attention as a rapper.

Later On

On July 9th, 2013, ah who gives a fuck.

   
 
I like big nigger dicks.
 

 
 

He also again, who gives a fuck.

Jizz is made out of candy as far as Chris is concerned.

Response

You are a faggot, Chris. Is the usual response to his constant self-sucking on ED. This is basically the tl;dr version.


Chris leading the Gay parade, if his dreams came true.
   
 
So many cocks, so little time
 

 
 

— Gotta catch them all

   
 
By exes, You mean the men I sucked off?
 

 
 

— a comment full of truth

Aftermath

He got AIDS and died and his shitty self-sucking ED page got vandalized mercilessly and eventually deleted.

In the early hours of July 14th, 2013, he started sucking cock again, but this time real early in the morning as to receive the early bird special.

At an indeterminate point of time after September, Chris' deviantART account now shows up as deactived. Unfortunately due to the new layout of the site, it is impossible to tell if he was banned or closed the account on his own.

According to a post on one of Christopher's victims' callouts, dated September 16, 2013, Facebook banned and deleted his page.

Chris' responses

Moar reality -Fix'd.
   
 
Or you just got trolled.
 

 
 

— his actual purpose

   
 
Or the little girls that hit on me
 

 
 

— in response to people claiming he's butthurt over rejection

   
 
Sorry, i haven't been diagnosed with anything lately.
 

 
 

— in response to people claiming that he needs mental help

   
 
You think i give a fuck?
 

 
 

— in response to his haters

   
 
Shut up, future cripple. Tell that to the police rofl
 

 
 

— typical comeback

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  • cell phone number: (773) 931-1528 (Give him a call)



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