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Christopher Jason Ross is 28 year-old | [[File:SelfSucking.jpg|center|frame|OM NOM NOM NOM LOOK AT HOW COOL I AM U GUYZ LOOK SRSLY I FUCKING RULE]] | ||
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'''Christopher Jason Ross''' is 28 year-old homosexual [[pedophile]] who, like any other [[gay|faggot]], enjoys the cock a lot. They also call him a [[cock]]-enjoyer because of this. [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] has succeeded in sucking off the majority of the [[Jizz|gay community]]. Chris seems to enjoy the [[Attention_whore|attention]] he get's from his rabid [[Mother|mom]] and he [[Lie|easily reels all the cock in with every comment he makes]]. It all started with [[Jew|Marxist]] comments towards [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|various people]] and led to an all out gay orgy on his [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Failbook page]], among other [[Gay|sites]]. Chris also likes [[Shota|little boys]] and claims he [[Truth|"likes the attention"]] which is why he made this ED page about himself, won't somebody [[No|please care. please?]]. [[Fact|Nobody believes Chris is cool]]. With each comment Chris likes to openly express his [[Gay|love for men]] and his [[hate]] for [[tits]]. | |||
==The beginning== | ==The beginning== | ||
On July 8th, 2013 Christopher Jason Ross was called out in a | [[Last_thursday|On July 8th, 2013]] [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Christopher Jason Ross was called out]] in a [[Gay|Gay.com]] post made by some [[nigger]] and why are you still reading this page. [http://www.meatspin.com original call-out]. [[Nobody|People reblogged]] the [[Cocks|post]] to the point of Chris crying for attention. [[Lie|It is not clear whether he purposely wanted this to happen or not]]. [[Nobody|According to some]] of his boyfriends, this isn't the first time Chris self-sucked himself. [[Nobody|Some people]] notably know Chris his asshole inside and out. He likes the attention and some [[AIDS]]. Chris is a homosexual. He probably enjoyed the special attention his daddy gave him late at night as a [[Shota|young boy]] while people were continually beating him up in school. His profile saying that he will suck everybody's cocks for every like he recieves on failbook. As of October 2013 he also wishes to become [[Nigger|black]] it is unclear if this is to try and get attention as a rapper. | ||
==Later On== | ==Later On== | ||
On July 9th, 2013 | [[Last_thursday|On July 9th, 2013]], ah who gives a fuck. | ||
{{quote| | {{quote| I like big nigger dicks.}} | ||
He also | He also again, who gives a fuck. | ||
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[[File:Candypenis.gif|frame|center|Jizz is made out of candy as far as Chris is concerned.]] | |||
{{clear}} | |||
==Response== | ==Response== | ||
[[Truth|You are a faggot]], Chris. Is the usual response to his constant self-sucking on ED. This is basically the tl;dr version. | |||
<center> | <center> | ||
<big>'''Chris leading the | <youtube>NWJTCAEIv7U</youtube><br /><big>'''Chris leading the Gay parade, if his dreams came true.'''</big> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
{{morphquote|CJR_quotes nobody gives a shit about|background-color: white|font-weight: bold; | |||
|So many cocks, so little time| Gotta catch them all | |||
|By exes, You mean the men I sucked off?| a comment full of truth}} | |||
==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||
He got AIDS and died and his shitty self-sucking ED page got vandalized mercilessly and eventually deleted. | |||
In the early hours of July 14th, 2013, | In the early hours of July 14th, 2013, he started sucking cock again, but this time real early in the morning as to receive the [[Lemon_party|early bird special]]. | ||
At an indeterminate point of time after September, Chris' deviantART account ah shit, again, nobody gives a shit. Kinda like bigfoot, actually. | |||
According to a post on one of Christopher's [[Shota|victims]], Chris his dick is smaller than a 4th graders cock. | |||
==Chris' responses== | ==Chris' responses== | ||
[[File:Selfsuckfix.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Moar reality -Fix'd.]] | |||
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<center>{{morphquote|CJR_quotes2|background-color: white|font-weight: bold; | |||
|Or I suck your big floppy penis?| his actual purpose | |||
|Or the little boys that hit on me| in response to his mother claiming he's a child molester | |||
|Sorry, i have aspergers.| shit nobody cares about | |||
|PLEASE SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME ATTENTION| this happens a lot | |||
|I sucked my fathers cock again | typical post}}</center> | |||
{{clear}} | |||
==Links and shit== | ==Links and shit== | ||
*[http://www. | *[http://www.meatspin.com His record is watching [[Over_9000|340892730390687268349 spins]].] | ||
{{tumblrseries}} | {{tumblrseries}} | ||
{{socmed}} | {{socmed}} | ||
[[category:2013]] | [[category:2013]] | ||
[[Category:People]] | |||
Revision as of 23:24, 3 January 2014
Christopher Jason Ross is 28 year-old homosexual pedophile who, like any other faggot, enjoys the cock a lot. They also call him a cock-enjoyer because of this. Chris has succeeded in sucking off the majority of the gay community. Chris seems to enjoy the attention he get's from his rabid mom and he easily reels all the cock in with every comment he makes. It all started with Marxist comments towards various people and led to an all out gay orgy on his Failbook page, among other sites. Chris also likes little boys and claims he "likes the attention" which is why he made this ED page about himself, won't somebody please care. please?. Nobody believes Chris is cool. With each comment Chris likes to openly express his love for men and his hate for tits.
The beginning
On July 8th, 2013 Christopher Jason Ross was called out in a Gay.com post made by some nigger and why are you still reading this page. original call-out. People reblogged the post to the point of Chris crying for attention. It is not clear whether he purposely wanted this to happen or not. According to some of his boyfriends, this isn't the first time Chris self-sucked himself. Some people notably know Chris his asshole inside and out. He likes the attention and some AIDS. Chris is a homosexual. He probably enjoyed the special attention his daddy gave him late at night as a young boy while people were continually beating him up in school. His profile saying that he will suck everybody's cocks for every like he recieves on failbook. As of October 2013 he also wishes to become black it is unclear if this is to try and get attention as a rapper.
Later On
On July 9th, 2013, ah who gives a fuck.
He also again, who gives a fuck.
Response
You are a faggot, Chris. Is the usual response to his constant self-sucking on ED. This is basically the tl;dr version.
Chris leading the Gay parade, if his dreams came true.
— Gotta catch them all | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Aftermath
He got AIDS and died and his shitty self-sucking ED page got vandalized mercilessly and eventually deleted.
In the early hours of July 14th, 2013, he started sucking cock again, but this time real early in the morning as to receive the early bird special.
At an indeterminate point of time after September, Chris' deviantART account ah shit, again, nobody gives a shit. Kinda like bigfoot, actually.
According to a post on one of Christopher's victims, Chris his dick is smaller than a 4th graders cock.
Chris' responses
— his actual purpose | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Links and shit
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