Spengbab

How /b/ (aka the INTERNET HATE MACHINE) created Spengbab.

Spengbab is like Spongebob, except not. Y'see, once upon a time, Spongebob got lost on his way to a Russian bath-house and ended up in an unknown location after consulting MapQuest for directions. Upon arrival he was welcomed by the locals with a complete MS Paint makeover so's he'd fit in better. However, like The Picture of Dorian Gray, the moar he lurked, the moar his likeness became gruesomely disfigured and hideous.

Now, he is to the point that he has become the very definition of H.P. Lovecraft's famous works, in all of their eldritch horror. While "Spengbab" is his usual alias, he is also known by several disgusting - and unfortunately apt - names, which you will find below. Thankfully, the mutation made it so he can no longer talk, or at least, he can only talk in Simple English.

In a related story, a similar tragedy recently occurred when the normally adorable Pikachu suffered a similar fate and was transformed into the nightmarish Pikaman. Seems as if all the Internets likes to do is plunder and pillage your pretty little childhood memories.

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The Legend Of Spengbab

Our Journey Begins... About missing Pics

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  This can't end well...
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  Spernd Berp
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  Sporgblat Svenporks
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  Klaatuhbob Veratanectopants
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  Spingbob Skurrpleponce
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  Uh oh...
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  Sweet Jesus!
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  DEAR GOD!!

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  Splorgbleb rises from the depths.
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  Spenjellbob Gorbobosh
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  Splortbab Squatpeeps
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  Spunkbab Spleenpops
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  Spangebawb Bawbspangepants
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  Scrambeb Snarepass
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  Spengblood Slagpints
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  Spugalbob Zubabapants
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  Splooshbab Weepypontz
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  Spengabarba Squardapoots
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  Speengblar Sklabohapints
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  Spengbib Simpipants
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  Spegngjbloh Squerepuntsd
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  Ichibob Killerpants
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  Spengcrap Peniscockpants
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  Skankbob Dildobutts
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  Spenglorb Blorpsplash
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  Spengbab IRL.
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  Getting a cameo role in The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
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  Call the Anti-Defamation League, we gotta problem.
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  Sometimes Spengbab has a great set of tits...
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  ...but they're not always pretty.
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  Call me Ishmael.
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  As if it wasn't bad enough, now he's on crack.
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  Is Spengbab Battletoads?
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  The end of Spengbab's penis is called an "aglet". Its purpose is sinister.
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  Princess Paradise kiss!
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  Daddy? Is that you?
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  Mommy? Is that you too?
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  Spengabrbalb got home from a night out with the boys.
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  After the Bikini Bottom axe massacre.
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  What the hell just happened?!
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  No, dammit, you're doing it wrong!
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  Still doing it wrong...
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  Will you stop doing it wrong already?!
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  WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE KIDS, SPENGBAB?!
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  Run like Hell and don't look back!
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  PATRICK MAH BOIIIII!
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  Without even trying...
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  Don't worry, it's just the Internet.
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  "Cereal" my ass.
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  ¡SPENGBAB PIÑATA!
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  "No. Excuse me. I am looking for some pussy and some cunt and some butthole."
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  What is seen cannot be unseen.
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  "Ah Loves Deh RC Cola"
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  Spengbab makes his television debut.
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  Could it really get any worse than this?
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  And finally, Spongepuke Shitmypants.
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  Schplurnfelb is offended by your poor hygiene.
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  Niggerbob wants your girlfriend and yo weed.
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  Spengbab in his final form
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  Spengbab by Cannibal Cartoonist

See also

• Mershed Perderder
• Morbid Krabs
• Nod Flenders
• Pikaman
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Woll Smoth
• Uncle Dolan - Newfags' equivalent.

External links

• (Wayback Machine) 4chanarchive thread
• Spengbab's MySpace
• Spengbab Fanart, courtesy of deviantART.

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