User:Equivamp/Oppositional Defiant Disorder

'Oppositional Defiant Disorder mOpposition-defiance DisorderODD, like Asperger's Syndrome, is a personality disorder that basically allows anyone afflicted to act like a total twat. However, unlike Assburgers, this "disease" is not as well known and has yet to reach the internets fame of self-diagnosed attention whores. It is no coincidence that the initials spell odd. Some argue the entire thing is bullshit. They are correct.

Strangely, this disease only affect children and 16 year old girls.

Symptoms

Symptoms of ODD include, but are not limited to:

• Sense of unwarranted self importance
• Purposely annoying people to get a reaction out of them

How does it happen?

ODD is contracted in many ways. It should be noted that it is ALWAYS THE PARENTS' FAULT AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THEIR PRECIOUS ANGEL. If your child has ODD, you are a complete failure of a parent and have done one or more of the following:

• Responded in any way to their screams as an infant
• Not beat them hard/often enough
• Gave them anything they wanted, ever.

Treatment

Therapy. Is that doesn't help, there is only one solution.

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