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Out in the real world for a while, being a normie. You are all gay.
{{quote|Serial doxer and shit-stirrer|[[Bearing]] on Cobaltcat}}
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== <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{Urgent}}}"></span> Articles sorely missing==
*[[Dragonlord]] - [[User:Cobaltcat/Dragonlord]]
*[[Bunty King]]
*[[TheRalphRetort]] Needs more.


== <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{Complete}}}"></span> Complete==
== <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{Complete}}}"></span> Shit I done==
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*[[Retsupurae]] - Has been AOTN. Only needs minor work and updates
*[[Retsupurae]] - Has been AOTN. Only needs minor work and updates
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*[[Guild_Wars_2]] - Still needs some, but good enough
*[[Guild_Wars_2]] - Still needs some, but good enough
*[[Phil Fish]] - Suck my dick and choke on it
*[[Phil Fish]] - Suck my dick and choke on it
*[[user:Cobaltcat/mem|mem]] - mem
*[[Suey Park]] - Ching chong.
*[[Suey Park]] - Ching chong.
*[[PC Master Race]] - Could be expanded but has already caused butthurt
*[[PC Master Race]] - Could be expanded but has already caused butthurt
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*[[GamerGate/POTM]] - Faggots aplenty
*[[GamerGate/POTM]] - Faggots aplenty
*[[SJWiki]] - Really Jimmy Rustled From The Rain.
*[[SJWiki]] - Really Jimmy Rustled From The Rain.
*[[The Sarkeesian Effect]] - Bald and lonely
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]] - Hot oil Banana
*[[HappyCabbie]] - Lol ded
*[[Everyday Sexism Project]] - Divorced
*[[Skateboard]]
*[[XrazorfistX]] - Razorfapx
*[[Rebecca Watson]] - Overhauled that
*[[Freethought Blogs]]
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[World of Warcraft]] - Overhauled. Only need newest expansion. And legacy.
*[[Onideus Mad Hatter]] - Overhauled.
*[[JewWario]] - An heroed
*[[Gone Home]] - Bad game go home
*[[SilverHaze06]] - Tried to be a bad guy on EDF. Turned out to be a bad guy on EDF.
*[[Feminist Frequency]] - Various contributions
*[[Sue Basko]] - Contributed
*[[Suey Park]] - ASN whore
*[[Dark Souls 2]]
*[[DarkSydePhil]] - Overhauled
*[[Randi Harper]] - Overhauled and contributed
*[[Rinster17]] - Where the fuck did I dig this up?
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== <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{Incomplete}}}"></span> Shit that still needs works==
== <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{Incomplete}}}"></span> Shit that still needs works==
<div class="{{{Incomplete}}}">
<div class="{{{Incomplete}}}">
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Dumps]] - For images without a home
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Dumps]] - For images without a home
*[[User:Cobaltcat/EDFemotes]] - Dem emotes.  
*[[User:Cobaltcat/EDFemotes]] - Dem emotes.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Threat Advisories]] - yes
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Threat Advisories]] - yes
*[[User:Cobaltcat/JaclynGlenn]] Jaclyn Glenn (Plagarist)
*[[User:Cobaltcat/duplicated - See below]].
*[[User:Cobaltcat/duplicated]] - See below.
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Category:Duplicate - I am a moron.]
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Category:Duplicate - I am a moron.]  
*[[User:Cobaltcat/Battle Of The Sexes]]
*[[Madeleine_McCann]] - Needs cleaning
*[[Madeleine_McCann]] - Needs cleaning
*[[Let%27s_Play]] - Needs a bit moar lulz
*[[Let's_Play]] - Needs a bit moar lulz
*[[ShockOfGod]] - Needs bettering
*[[ShockOfGod]] - Needs bettering
*[[The_Army_of_God]] - Needs moar jokes
*[[The_Army_of_God]] - Needs moar jokes
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*[[Jessica_Valenti]] - Feminist. Lots of lulz, probably.
*[[Jessica_Valenti]] - Feminist. Lots of lulz, probably.
*[[Elevator_Filming]] - Some people be mad about this article. Gotta find out why.
*[[Elevator_Filming]] - Some people be mad about this article. Gotta find out why.
*[[User:Cobaltcat/OMFGCata|OMFGCata]] - Needs moar
*[[OMFGCata]] - Needs moar
*[[Sergey Titov]] - The man behind Big Rigs, WarZ and Infestation: Survivor Stories. I mean, holy shit. And he is the TD of LOL.. [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2293478/ IMDB page][[Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]] [[The War Z]]
*[[Sergey Titov]] - The man behind Big Rigs, WarZ and Infestation: Survivor Stories. I mean, holy shit. And he is the TD of LOL.. [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2293478/ IMDB page][[Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]] [[The War Z]]
*[[CultOfDusty]] - Drama atheism.
*[[CultOfDusty]] - Drama atheism.
*[[RedLetterMedia]] - Needs everything.  
*[[RedLetterMedia]] - Needs everything.
*[[user:cobaltcat/cinemasins]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU1bb7qyThw this video]
*[[user:cobaltcat/cinemasins]] [https://archive.is/o/LxHYz/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU1bb7qyThw this video]
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Kittydoomfleshlight.jpg this image]
*[[Nebris]] - could use some paint.
*[[Nebris]] - could use some paint.
*[[Snapesnogger]] - Needs a clean up.
*[[Snapesnogger]] - Needs a clean up.
*[[Bustle.com]]
*[[World of Tanks]] - Did a lot of reworking. Still needs a lot.
*[[That Guy With The Glasses]] - Shit happened in early 2018.
*[[List of Camwhores]] - More Camwhores and fapfodder out there
*[[The Ralph Retort]] - Way more gunt. GUNT.
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<h1>Shit I probably have the original of somewhere</h1>
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Breakingnews: {{breakingnews|yes}}<br />
Breakingnews: {{breakingnews|yes}}<br />
<nowiki>{{Age|1976|12|1}}</nowiki>&nbsp;{{Age|1976|12|1}}<br />
<nowiki>{{Age|1976|12|1}}</nowiki>&nbsp;{{Age|1976|12|1}}<br />
<nowiki>{{highscorelist}}</nowiki> - Now semi-automatic puts in data, instead of updating every single article. Easier to update high scores. Not ranked in top 25 will get a no.<br />


==EDFemotes==
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{{Edgov}}
milwin was here and queer. fonn was here too lol ;3


milwin was here and queer.
Random generator: text one
{{EDGov}}

Latest revision as of 09:56, 30 March 2023

Out in the real world for a while, being a normie. You are all gay.

   
“ 		 
Serial doxer and shit-stirrer
  		„
  		 

—Bearing on Cobaltcat


MEOW



Articles sorely missing

Shit I done


Shit that still needs works


Gallery

Shit I probably have the original of somewhere

Litterbox

{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/taasa/status/486990929404764160}}

Kickstarter: Mighty No 9
linkedin1: Some random person
linkedin2: Most popular person on LinkedIn
Google Plus: Mark Zuckerberg
Blogspot: Google
Wikipedialink: Æ
Gaia Online user: test
Wayback: Recent changes
Newgrounds: Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG
Steamid: When regular steam template doesn't work
Cheezburger: cat
Wordpress: Wordpress
Breakingnews:

BREAKING NEWS!!
yes


{{Age|1976|12|1}} 47
{{highscorelist}} - Now semi-automatic puts in data, instead of updating every single article. Easier to update high scores. Not ranked in top 25 will get a no.

EDFemotes

Here

I AM MEMBER OF EDGOV SUCK MY COCK

WORST SYSOP EVER SINCE ONIDEUS
Sincerely Mr. Jonzz Esq.


SIEG HEIL BANN STAR!

This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an
Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops.


You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

Bearing

Cobaltcat
is part of a series on
Bearing

[CuntDoxed]

milwin was here and queer. fonn was here too lol ;3

Random generator: text one

Cobaltcat
is part of a series on
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