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<span style="position:absolute;top:-35px;left:-150px;z-index:-1">[[Image:Gir.gif|142px]]</span>
[[Image:ZIM OVERLOAD by Nny Humper.jpg|thumb|400px|You're not a true Zim fan until you've spent at least $1250 on merchandise.]]
[[Image:ZIM OVERLOAD by Nny Humper.jpg|thumb|400px|You're not a true Zim fan until you've spent at least $1250 on merchandise.]]
'''''Invader Zim''''' is a show about an Jew and the constant attempts by his [[aspie]] [[emo]] fuck-buddy from Earth to stop him. Given that it was created by overlord Jhonen Vasquez, its [[fail]] levels were predictably [[over 9000]]. [[Hot Topic]], sensing its [[oh exploitable|exploitability]] in the pre-teen [[faggot]] market, promptly arrived to [[rape]] it with tee-shirts of the character GIR with quotes [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|not even from the show]]. [[Hot Topic]] has beaten this trend to death and still continues to [[necrophilia|beat its rotting corpse.]] [[Down Syndrome|Fans]] of the show have gotten so sick of the [[trying too hard|over-merchandising]] that they have quit liking the show (however, these fans are all faggy [[13 year old boy|teen]][[16 year old girl|agers]], so they moved on to [[Mary Sue|Twilight]] and [[retarded|Charlie the Unicorn]] and proceeded to shell out money to Hot Topic [[hypocrite|again]]). If [[you]] should ever encounter anyone over the age of 20 wearing an Invader Zim T-shirt in public, you are [[fact|legally allowed]] to beat the piss out of them.
'''''Invader Zim''''' (aka '''That show with GIR''') is a show about an [[alien]] trying to take over the world and the constant attempts by his [[aspie]] [[emo]] fuck-buddy from Earth to stop him. [[Jhonen Vasquez]] saw the show's [[oh exploitable|exploitability]] in the pre-teen [[faggot]] market, thus promptly arrived to [[sellout]] the character GIR with quotes not even from the show. [[Hot Topic]] has beaten this trend to death and still continues to [[necrophilia|beat its rotting corpse]]. If [[you]] should ever encounter [[manchild|anyone over the age of 20 wearing an Invader Zim T-shirt in public]], you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them.
 
== The Characters ==
 


==Characters==
[[image:Richardhorvitz.gif|thumb|Voice of Zim. [[truth|He does not alter his voice at all]]]]
[[image:Richardhorvitz.gif|thumb|Voice of Zim. [[truth|He does not alter his voice at all]]]]
The cast consists of a  bunch of [[13-year-old boys|spastic idiots shouting at each other non-stop]]. This ''would'' be funny if something funny were happening, shouting by itself is [[not funny]].


The cast consists of a  bunch of spastic [[13 year old boys|idiots shouting at each other nonstop]]. this is only funny if something funny is happening. Shouting, by itself, is [[unfunny]]
'''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Zim]]''': The main character. A midget alien who wants to take over earth but sucks so much at it that he ends up saving it most of the time.
 
'''[[USI|Zim]]:''' Some [[midget|short]] [[alien]] that wants to [[Unrealistic Expectations|take over the world]]
 
'''[[Retard|GIR]]:''' Zim's [[asspie|dumbass]] [[robot]] [[slave|sidekick]] with a [[bestiality|pig fetish]]


'''[[Attention Whore|Dib]]:''' A [[drama queen]] [[you|fag that nobody likes]]
'''[[Retard|GIR]]''': The miracle of the show. Zim's retarded robot sidekick. This character's merchandise is the sole reason why Vasquez can afford a house and healthcare.


'''[[Bitch|Gaz]]:''' [[Goth|Dib]]'s [[Incest|sister]] (notably the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own [[dick]])
'''[[Aspergers|Dib]]''': Zim's [[fuckbuddy|rival]]. He's the character that most of the series' fans relate to since even his own family hates him for being a paranoid [[cuck]].


'''[[Dr. Steel|Professor Membrane]]:''' [[shota|Dib]]'s and [[loli|Gaz]]'s [[batshit insane]]
'''[[Emo|Gaz]]''': Dib's sister. Despite being a total bitch, she's notably the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own dick, that is if Irkens even have them.
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'''[[Faggots|Almighty Tallest]]:''' [[gay|Two]] [[xenu|alien rulers]] that sent Zim to earth just to get rid of him
'''[[Dr. Steel|Professor Membrane]]''': Dib and Gaz's <strike>dad</strike> creator. Apparently, he's a [[Mega ultra super genius|fucking genius]] that's supposed to save the world, yet he can't recognize an alien trying to conquer it is living in the same town as him.


'''[[Zalgo|Ms. Bitters]]:''' An [[ugly]] [[old]] teacher that [[mindfuck|mindfucks]] her students
'''[[Faggots|The Almighty Tallest]]''': The two [[xenu|alien ruler]]s that sent Zim on a suicide-mission in space in the first episode to finally get rid of him. Unfortunately for them, it turns out there was actually a planet named Earth where they sent him to, and now these two are stuck with an [[arrogant]] dumbass popping up on their monitor every few times a month.


== Plot Summary ==
'''[[Teacher|Ms. Bitters]]''': Zim and Dib's [[vampire]] Skool teacher. She really hates kids, life, and existence in general; so she teachers her <strike>victims</strike> students that in a nutshell.
The show sets around an alien named Zim (he's from the planet [[Mexico|Irk]], therefore Irken), which rules a mighty empire, which, copying the [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]], invades other planets, kills and enslaves the native inhabitants, and then turns the planet into something half-useful. Zim, who was banished after he [[This is why we can't have nice things|fucked up]] the previous galactic conquest effort his incredible Jew set out to complete. Then, he was banished, but he hears about a new series of conquests, so he ''quits his banishment'' (WTF?), and begs his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, to give him a second chance. He shows up on the Irken Empire's convention planet just as the Tallest are selecting a series of special ops troops. These highly trained soldiers, along with advanced robots, are to infiltrate the enemy planets and get to know the natives and their weaknesses before sending for reinforcements and wiping them out, just like Colombus did. Zim begs for redemtion, so The Tallest pretend to care and [[I did it for the lulz|send him on a mission to his death]] with a defective robot named GIR, who was made from Irken garbage. Basically, he is supposed to find some "mystery planet", whose location is a mystery. Despite six months of extreme annoyance by his fucking childish robot, Zim manages to not die, and find Earth. He contacts the Almighty Tallest and the two gay lovers are completely surprised to find he actually lived.  


Meanwhile, a spastic [[emo]] [[Asperger's|aspie]] named Dib hears the broadcast from Zim's planet and promptly freaks the fuck out. His family, used to his stupidity, ignores him, just like everyone else does through the rest of the series. Then, Zim arrives in a giant spaceship and uses his alien technology to make a house grow out of the ground and even extend its tentacles into other houses, and chooses very poor and practically useless disguises for himself and his robot, all while waking up the neighborhood. Dib instantly recognizes Zim as an alien, but nobody believes him, and they all make fun of him. Even though he has the technology to [[Columbine|kill fucking everyone]], Dib still [[Buttsex|takes the abuse]] from his classmates. Each episode in a nutshell is pretty much a scenario in which [[Idiots|the hero and the villain are too incompetent to thwart each other in saving/taking over the world]], constantly [[divide by zero|canceling each other out]] with their retarded antics causing nothing productive to ever happen. Unfortunately, Zim never realizes he is a loser and fails to become [[an hero]], which would have been a hilarious plot point.
'''[[Mary Sue|Tak]]''': A female Irken that every [[cunt|Invader Zim fan]] on deviantART believes was part of the main cast when she only appeared in one fucking episode.


== Fanbase ==
==Plot==
[[Image:Kiss on the Cheek by Double oh Seven.jpg|thumb|A typical example of Invader Zim fanart from [[DeviantART]].]]
The show sets around an alien named Zim, an alien from the planet Irk, which rules a mighty empire that [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|invades other planets for no reason]], kills and enslaves the native inhabitants, and then turns the planet into [[McDonald's|something half-useful]]. Zim, who was banished after he fucked up the previous galactic conquest effort, hears about a new series of conquests, so he [[WTF|quits his banishment]] and begs his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, to give him another chance. The Tallest pretend to care and [[I did it for the lulz|send him on a mission to his death]] with a retarded robot named GIR. Despite six months of extreme annoyance by his fucking childish robot, Zim manages to not die and find Earth. He contacts the Almighty Tallest and the two gay lovers are completely surprised to find he is actually alive.
[[Image:Hinokiiiii by SarahChihuahua (Compressed).JPG|thumb|A typical example of an Invader Zim [[Mary Sue|fan character]] from [[DeviantART]].]]


Of course, Emofags and Goths worldwide swarmed like [[cock|dicks]] to Paris Hilton over this show, storming Hot Topic for the slew of merchandise that followed the release of ''Invader Zim'' so they could continue to be [[stupid|unique and original]]. About 80% of ''Invader Zim'' fans are whining, eyeliner addicted teenagers. It was a hideous new breed of human, if you'd even want to classify them as human: The Zimfags. Ten times more deadly than [[Furries|Furfags]] and holding onto one of the worst [[Rule_34|Rule 34]] image reservoirs in all of history, Zimfags went around (and still are) scarring minds one [[DeviantArt]] submission at a time.  
Meanwhile, a [[ADHD|spastic]] goth named Dib hears the broadcast from Zim's planet and promptly freaks the fuck out. Then Zim arrives in a giant spaceship and uses his alien technology to make a house grow out of the ground and even extend its tentacles into other houses, and chooses [[retarded|very poor and practically useless]] disguises for GIR and himself, all while waking up the neighborhood. Dib instantly recognizes Zim as an alien, but nobody believes him, and they all make fun of him instead (rightfully so since he ''is'' a [[paranoia|paranoid]] retard).


But the "art" was nothing, my friends; nothing compared to the terror of the fanfics. Riddled with grammar bad enough to give [[Sandygurl]] a run for her retarded money and full of stupid plots, bad fan characters, and flamingly bad sex scenes, Zimfags all around would read with sweaty palms and drooling mouths as they fap-fap-fapped to something that would fit very nicely into The [[Pain Series]]. The small percent of Zimfics not surrounding perverted sexcapades are a lot like rap music: once you've read one, you've read them all.
The following episodes are pretty much a scenario in which the [[Idiots|hero and the villain are too incompetent to thwart each other in saving/taking over the world]], constantly [[divide by zero|canceling each other out]] with their retarded antics causing nothing productive to ever happen.


==Fanbase==
[[Image:Jhonentrollsinvaderzimfans.jpg|thumb|right|Invader Zim Fan-Addicts Are Easily Trolled]]
Zimfags worldwide swarm Hot Topics like dicks to Paris Hilton over the show's [[plastic crap]]. These [[Emo|eyeliner-addicted]] retards also create THE WORST [[Rule 34]] and [[fanfictions]] in existence, combining xenophilia, homosexuality, and pedophilia into one fabulous nightmare that would fit in quite nicely on the [[Pain Series]].
Most OCs are [[mary sue|sues]]. The best way is to attack the creator directly. They are easy to kill due to their low self-esteem.
{{quote|This hilariously spastic TV show, cancelled well before its time, has inspired in my mind both an epic multi-fanfic-spanning storyline and a freakish little nightmare. The latter is available for your perusal here.|-Shay Caron of [http://www.forresterlabs.com Forrester Labs] proclaiming his/her source of divine inspiration}}
{{quote|This hilariously spastic TV show, cancelled well before its time, has inspired in my mind both an epic multi-fanfic-spanning storyline and a freakish little nightmare. The latter is available for your perusal here.|-Shay Caron of [http://www.forresterlabs.com Forrester Labs] proclaiming his/her source of divine inspiration}}


 
===Fan fictions===
 
Invader Zim [http://www.badbadrubberpiggy.com/vbulletin forums] still exist.
 
== Zimfics of Pain ==
 
[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1397141/Swing-21 Swing 21] is responsible for [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4017532/1/Dad_I_can_explain this fanfic]. A little preview of what horrors await you:
[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1397141/Swing-21 Swing 21] is responsible for [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4017532/1/Dad_I_can_explain this fanfic]. A little preview of what horrors await you:


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A painful twitch of his nipple transformed anything he had to say in a needy whimper. Soon, Zim was kissing him hungrily, claws roaming under his shirt. Dib’s hands traveled down, past the red sleeveless shirt, playing with the button of the black pants. He fumbled a bit with it, grumbling against Zim’s lips, eager to get their clothing –once again– out of the way.
A painful twitch of his nipple transformed anything he had to say in a needy whimper. Soon, Zim was kissing him hungrily, claws roaming under his shirt. Dib’s hands traveled down, past the red sleeveless shirt, playing with the button of the black pants. He fumbled a bit with it, grumbling against Zim’s lips, eager to get their clothing –once again– out of the way.


[http://www.fanfiction.net/community/ZADR_Central/15762/ Here] is an entire community on Fanfiction.net dedicated to ZADR fics.  
[http://www.fanfiction.net/community/ZADR_Central/15762/ Here] is an entire community on Fanfiction.net dedicated to ZADR fics.


=== The Canceling of Zim ===
==Cancellation==
Zimfags worldwide blew their brains out when the show got canceled. [[Butthurt]] was had, petitions were signed, forums were created, websites were formed, and nothing other than a lot of irritating bullshit came of it.


Zimfags worldwide blew their brains out when they heard the news that ''Zim'' [[win|was being canceled]]; [[butthurt]] was had, petitions were signed, forums were created, websites were formed, and nothing ever [[I_came|came]] of it other than a lot of irritating bullshit.
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== Butthurt Towards Nickelodeon ==
[[File:Sucksuck.jpg|thumb|right|an 'artist' shows their mary-sue OCs!]]
Of course, since any idiot with a computer can use [http://www.petitiononline.com Petition Online], there was a petition made to try and bring ''Zim'' back on the air. Nickelodeon laughed and ignored the retards, and they were left staring at the [http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?izlovers&114201 idiotic comments] left by petition signers, ranting and raving about how it was the best show ever to hit Nick, obviously ignoring the classics like ''Ren & Stimpy'', ''Rocko's Modern Life'', ''Angry Beavers'' and [[loli|''Zoey 101'']].
 
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Invader Zim is a great cartoon and you can't cancel it! We need the joy that Zim, Gir. Dib and Gaz can bring to us! PLEASE BRING ZIM BACK!|
Invader Zim is a great cartoon and you can't cancel it! We need the joy that Zim, Gir. Dib and Gaz can bring to us! PLEASE BRING ZIM BACK!|
Your other shows pale in comparison to the humour of Zim. Bring it back or I know some individuals who will band together and riot.|
Your other shows pale in comparison to the humour of Zim. Bring it back or I know some individuals who will band together and riot.|
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|we neeeed Invader Zim - My life needs the pig!! Without this show life is dull!!!!!!|
|we neeeed Invader Zim - My life needs the pig!! Without this show life is dull!!!!!!|
| INVADER ZIM IS IN MY FAVORITE THREE SHOWS AND IT'S PRBABLY NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER SINCE YOU CANCELED INVADER ZIM, THE WORLD WHEN WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE WHEN INADER ZIM IS BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PUT INVADER ZIM BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT UNTIL THEN, I WILL BE SAD AND WILL NEVER SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!| }}
| INVADER ZIM IS IN MY FAVORITE THREE SHOWS AND IT'S PRBABLY NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER SINCE YOU CANCELED INVADER ZIM, THE WORLD WHEN WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE WHEN INADER ZIM IS BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PUT INVADER ZIM BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT UNTIL THEN, I WILL BE SAD AND WILL NEVER SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!| }}
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=== Jhonen's Take on the Cancelling ===
Since any idiot with a computer can use [http://www.petitiononline.com Petition Online], there was a petition made to try and bring ''Zim'' back on the air. Nickelodeon laughed and ignored the retards, and they were left staring at the [http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?izlovers&114201 idiotic comments] left by petition signers, ranting and raving about how it was the best show ever to hit Nick.


{{quote|Zim was cancelled in, what? 2002? I mean, babies have been born... have learned how to walk; have begun gathering the necessary essentials to succeed in life, so it's... it's forever ago for me!}}
'''Operation Head Pigeons''': A group of Zimfags took a blog entry written by Jhonen saying that he'd like to work on Invader Zim again but Nickelodeon refused to let him back. Thus [[over 9,000]] Zimfags decided to spam the fuck out of [[Viacom|Nickelodeon]] through deviantART and Facebook to bring back the show.<s> Yeah, [[No|because Nickelodeon will surely bring back a show, which has been dead for 12 FUCKING YEARS, because a bunch of retards are spamming on the internet.]]</s> [[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] Invader Zim has been pulled from the garbage it died in so Jhonen can milk the long-dead cow of any milk it had left. On the bright side, we won't have to look at cringe Zim art or fan fictions anymore.
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=== The Aftermath ===
==Trolling Potential==
Zimfags are so easily riled up, it's a crime against humanity not to fuck with them. [[DeviantART]] is riddled with Zim fan-clubs. Take your pick and post the lulz. 
*[http://thefmaismine.deviantart.com/ thefmaismine]
*[http://invadersourrocks.deviantart.com/ invadersourrocks]
*[http://invadermim.deviantart.com/ invadermim]
*[http://insideparanormal.deviantart.com/ insideparanormal]
*[http://analteredmind.deviantart.com/ analteredmind]
*[http://Sadistic-Murder.deviantart.com/ Sadistic-Murder]
*[http://foxx-demon-fire.deviantart.com/ foxx-demon-fire]
*[http://akatsukilunar.deviantart.com/ akatsukilunar]


After a year or so of whining, suicide, and depression, one of the rabid fans of ''Invader Zim'' eventually slept with Nickelodeon (and probably Jhonen too) hardcore in return for a DVD release. What Nickelodeon did was laugh at them, made them their bitch, and then sold the rights for ''Zim'' to Anime Works. Three volumes were released, packed with bonus features, unaired episodes, and though it was rumored to be, the producers must have pussied out because the unedited version of The Worst X-Mas Ever was nowhere to be found. Among the unaired episodes was "The Girl Who Cried Gnome", which is actually a documentary on the all-too common species ''[[attention_whore|Attentoinus whorebagus]]''. In the episode, a little [[Loli|girl]] gets her foot stuck in a [[Goatse|hole]], and even though she can get out safe and fine, she freaks out; rescue teams and news vans ensue.  
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[[shit_nobody_cares_about|DVD Bonus material includes subtitles in the Irken Language, the original pilot, interviews with the cast, and commentary]], which surely gave a collective orgasm to every Zimfag on the planet.
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{{quote|ZOMG THE DVD HAS COMMENTARY I CAN HEAR JHONEN TALKING HE'S SO HOT OMGOMGOMG!!!!|Typical response from a Zimfag}}
 
===Operation Head Pigeons===
 
The latest plan of failure to bring back Invader Zim. Apparently a group of Zimfags took a blog entry written by TEH ALMIGHTEH JHONEN OF DUUM!111! saying that he'd like to work on Invader Zim again but Nickelodeon refused to let him waaaaaay too seriously. So over 9,000 Zimfags decided to get together on DevianTART and Facebook to try to bring the show, which has been dead for nearly 10 FUCKING YEARS, back.How? BY SPAMMING THE FUCK OUT OF NICKELODEON, OF COURSE. As if they give a fuck.
 
=== Trolling Potential ===
 
Zimfags are so easily riled up, it should be considered a crime against man not to fuck with these people. [[DeviantArt]] is riddled with Zim fanclubs, Zimfags, and ZADR lovers; take your pick and post the lulz. 
[http://thefmaismine.deviantart.com/ thefmaismine]
[http://invadersourrocks.deviantart.com/ invadersourrocks],
[http://invadermim.deviantart.com/ invadermim],
[http://insideparanormal.deviantart.com/ insideparanormal],
[http://analteredmind.deviantart.com/ analteredmind],
[http://Sadistic-Murder.deviantart.com/ Sadistic-Murder],
[http://foxx-demon-fire.deviantart.com/ foxx-demon-fire]and
[http://akatsukilunar.deviantart.com/ akatsukilunar] are all zimfags that are easily riled. Troll the fuck out of their pages and post the lulzy journals!
On another note a great way to find zimfags is through the clubs that abound and one of the most fun ways are the ones with fetishes like the lesbian xenophile [http://irken-femme-love.deviantart.com/ irken-femme-love] or the gay xenophiles of the [http://z-a-d-r.deviantart.com/ zadr] club.
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Hot Topic]]
*[[Jhonen Vasquez]]
*[[Cheese1997]]
*[[Chibixzaide]]
*[[Chibixzaide]]
*[[Azure-Neon]]
*[[Azure-Neon]]
*[[Katy]]
*[[Katy]]
*[[Ted-Drakness]]
*''[[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]]''
*''[[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]]''
*''[[MDK]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*{{deviantart|z-a-d-r|ZADR Fan Club}}
*{{deviantart|z-a-d-r|ZADR Fan Club}}
*[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45362339/ Dear God no. Zim cosplay.]
*[http://www.badbadrubberpiggy.com/vbulletin Forums]
*[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45362339/ Cosplay]
*[http://roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/index.php Where aspie emo Zim fans hang out at]
*[http://roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/index.php Where aspie emo Zim fans hang out at]
*[http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1475973/ Professor Dumbass]
*[http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1475973/ Professor Dumbass]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkJWrVIHwM God no, there's more.]
*{{ytlink|82V6YFh0ll4|Oh god}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82V6YFh0ll4 Oh god.]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZba89jK2tQ Oh god.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mhFF9PbC_I Oh Jesus dear fucking shitting assballs god.]
*[http://ultimatetshirts.com/cartoons-invader-zim.html Invader Zim T-Shirts]


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Latest revision as of 22:13, 30 June 2018

You're not a true Zim fan until you've spent at least $1250 on merchandise.

Invader Zim (aka That show with GIR) is a show about an alien trying to take over the world and the constant attempts by his aspie emo fuck-buddy from Earth to stop him. Jhonen Vasquez saw the show's exploitability in the pre-teen faggot market, thus promptly arrived to sellout the character GIR with quotes not even from the show. Hot Topic has beaten this trend to death and still continues to beat its rotting corpse. If you should ever encounter anyone over the age of 20 wearing an Invader Zim T-shirt in public, you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them.

Characters

Voice of Zim. He does not alter his voice at all

The cast consists of a bunch of spastic idiots shouting at each other non-stop. This would be funny if something funny were happening, shouting by itself is not funny.

Zim: The main character. A midget alien who wants to take over earth but sucks so much at it that he ends up saving it most of the time.

GIR: The miracle of the show. Zim's retarded robot sidekick. This character's merchandise is the sole reason why Vasquez can afford a house and healthcare.

Dib: Zim's rival. He's the character that most of the series' fans relate to since even his own family hates him for being a paranoid cuck.

Gaz: Dib's sister. Despite being a total bitch, she's notably the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own dick, that is if Irkens even have them.

Professor Membrane: Dib and Gaz's dad creator. Apparently, he's a fucking genius that's supposed to save the world, yet he can't recognize an alien trying to conquer it is living in the same town as him.

The Almighty Tallest: The two alien rulers that sent Zim on a suicide-mission in space in the first episode to finally get rid of him. Unfortunately for them, it turns out there was actually a planet named Earth where they sent him to, and now these two are stuck with an arrogant dumbass popping up on their monitor every few times a month.

Ms. Bitters: Zim and Dib's vampire Skool teacher. She really hates kids, life, and existence in general; so she teachers her victims students that in a nutshell.

Tak: A female Irken that every Invader Zim fan on deviantART believes was part of the main cast when she only appeared in one fucking episode.

Plot

The show sets around an alien named Zim, an alien from the planet Irk, which rules a mighty empire that invades other planets for no reason, kills and enslaves the native inhabitants, and then turns the planet into something half-useful. Zim, who was banished after he fucked up the previous galactic conquest effort, hears about a new series of conquests, so he quits his banishment and begs his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, to give him another chance. The Tallest pretend to care and send him on a mission to his death with a retarded robot named GIR. Despite six months of extreme annoyance by his fucking childish robot, Zim manages to not die and find Earth. He contacts the Almighty Tallest and the two gay lovers are completely surprised to find he is actually alive.

Meanwhile, a spastic goth named Dib hears the broadcast from Zim's planet and promptly freaks the fuck out. Then Zim arrives in a giant spaceship and uses his alien technology to make a house grow out of the ground and even extend its tentacles into other houses, and chooses very poor and practically useless disguises for GIR and himself, all while waking up the neighborhood. Dib instantly recognizes Zim as an alien, but nobody believes him, and they all make fun of him instead (rightfully so since he is a paranoid retard).

The following episodes are pretty much a scenario in which the hero and the villain are too incompetent to thwart each other in saving/taking over the world, constantly canceling each other out with their retarded antics causing nothing productive to ever happen.

Fanbase

Invader Zim Fan-Addicts Are Easily Trolled

Zimfags worldwide swarm Hot Topics like dicks to Paris Hilton over the show's plastic crap. These eyeliner-addicted retards also create THE WORST Rule 34 and fanfictions in existence, combining xenophilia, homosexuality, and pedophilia into one fabulous nightmare that would fit in quite nicely on the Pain Series. Most OCs are sues. The best way is to attack the creator directly. They are easy to kill due to their low self-esteem.

   
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This hilariously spastic TV show, cancelled well before its time, has inspired in my mind both an epic multi-fanfic-spanning storyline and a freakish little nightmare. The latter is available for your perusal here.
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—-Shay Caron of Forrester Labs proclaiming his/her source of divine inspiration

Fan fictions

Swing 21 is responsible for this fanfic. A little preview of what horrors await you:

‘All this pain and suffering makes Zim horny,’ answered the Invader with a smirk.

‘But we just…’

A painful twitch of his nipple transformed anything he had to say in a needy whimper. Soon, Zim was kissing him hungrily, claws roaming under his shirt. Dib’s hands traveled down, past the red sleeveless shirt, playing with the button of the black pants. He fumbled a bit with it, grumbling against Zim’s lips, eager to get their clothing –once again– out of the way.

Here is an entire community on Fanfiction.net dedicated to ZADR fics.

Cancellation

Zimfags worldwide blew their brains out when the show got canceled. Butthurt was had, petitions were signed, forums were created, websites were formed, and nothing other than a lot of irritating bullshit came of it.

   
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Your other shows pale in comparison to the humour of Zim. Bring it back or I know some individuals who will band together and riot.
 

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Foolish ideat NICK humans! I will descover why you are doing this! You suck, you know that? I'm serious, really.. You suck, really, you do... Give us back GIR AND PIG... and every body else, too...! Or we, THE IVADER ZIM FANS, will destory you! We will, really, yeah.
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My Sir named kir is going crazy gir was his best friend and if you dont bring gir back he will eat your biggie head jus like the squirll ate dibs head......BEWARE OF THE SQUIRLLS
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I LOVE ZIM! IT'S SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN SPONGEBOB. MY WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL LOVES HE WHO IS ZIM! BRING HIM BACK OR "PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DESTRUCTION!!!!"
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IF U DONT' BRING ZIM AND GIR BACK THEY WILL COME TO OUR EARTH (not the odd insane earth he's at now) AND TAKE OVER ALL STATIONS AND AIR ZIM 24/7!!! this is just a warning
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we neeeed Invader Zim - My life needs the pig!! Without this show life is dull!!!!!!
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INVADER ZIM IS IN MY FAVORITE THREE SHOWS AND IT'S PRBABLY NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER SINCE YOU CANCELED INVADER ZIM, THE WORLD WHEN WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE WHEN INADER ZIM IS BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PUT INVADER ZIM BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT UNTIL THEN, I WILL BE SAD AND WILL NEVER SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Since any idiot with a computer can use Petition Online, there was a petition made to try and bring Zim back on the air. Nickelodeon laughed and ignored the retards, and they were left staring at the idiotic comments left by petition signers, ranting and raving about how it was the best show ever to hit Nick.

Operation Head Pigeons: A group of Zimfags took a blog entry written by Jhonen saying that he'd like to work on Invader Zim again but Nickelodeon refused to let him back. Thus over 9,000 Zimfags decided to spam the fuck out of Nickelodeon through deviantART and Facebook to bring back the show. Yeah, because Nickelodeon will surely bring back a show, which has been dead for 12 FUCKING YEARS, because a bunch of retards are spamming on the internet. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS Invader Zim has been pulled from the garbage it died in so Jhonen can milk the long-dead cow of any milk it had left. On the bright side, we won't have to look at cringe Zim art or fan fictions anymore.

Trolling Potential

Zimfags are so easily riled up, it's a crime against humanity not to fuck with them. DeviantART is riddled with Zim fan-clubs. Take your pick and post the lulz.

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