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{{ | {{天|'''WARNING: This article might be [[underage|babby's]] first exposure to the inappropriate.'''<br>This fanbase consists of underage children. If they visit this article, chances are it might be their first time seeing NSFW content.|Dumbass Baby.png|78px|#ffc6c6|50%}} | ||
{{ | {{spoilers|THEY ALL DIE IN EVERY EPISODE!}} | ||
{{quote|It begins innocently with cartoons and then goes on to the countless acts of violence depicted on TV as the child grows up... Then the parents, through neglect or conscious decision, begin to permit the child to watch movies rated R due to vivid depictions of knives penetrating and protruding from bodies, long shots of blood spurting from severed limbs, and bullets ripping into bodies and exploding out the back in showers of blood and brains.|Lt. Col. '''Dave Grossman''', a military expert on how to condition people to kill. He writes in his superb book On Killing (Boston, MS" Little Brown and Co., 1996) that the same process that the Government has used to condition soldiers to kill, is being used by the entertainment industry.}} | |||
[[Image:CuddlesjacksoffJPEG.jpg|thumb|right|"If you liked this and dribbled at the sight of this YOU ARE VERY SICK"]] | [[Image:CuddlesjacksoffJPEG.jpg|thumb|right|"If you liked this and dribbled at the sight of this YOU ARE VERY SICK"]] | ||
Happy Tree Friends is | '''''Happy Tree Friends''''' is an [[unfunny]] cartoon that features 'cuddly' animals being [[pain series|mutilated]]. It appeals to [[gothic|goffic]] tweens and [[basement-dwellers]] who attempt to [[rebel]] against society. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
'''[[Pimp|Cuddles]]''': A [[pimp]] who wears pink bunny slippers. The mascot of | '''[[Pimp|Cuddles]]''': A [[pimp]] who wears pink bunny slippers. The mascot of ''Happy Tree Friends'', though he is hardly ever noticed, considering there's Flippy. | ||
'''[[Slut|Giggles]]''': A [[slut]] who fucks for a baby tooth. everyone seems to like " her " for just that reason. | '''[[Slut|Giggles]]''': A [[slut]] who fucks for a baby tooth. everyone seems to like "her" for just that reason. | ||
'''[[Retard|Lumpy]]''': A | '''[[Retard|Lumpy]]''': A goofy-looking moose that no one likes, thank GOD his stupidity always end up killing everyone and sometimes himself. | ||
and sometimes himself. | |||
'''Toothy''': | '''[[Gay|Toothy]]''': A purple MALE beaver with fucking huge teeth. ([[amirite|Hence the name, Toothy]]) No one likes him but that doesn't stop him from getting some action. (see above) | ||
'''[[OCD|Petunia]]''': [[masturbation| | '''[[OCD|Petunia]]''': A blue skunk with a car freshener necklace. Always been [[masturbation|fapped]] to by [[furfags]]. She also goes [[apeshit]] and commits [[emo|suicide]] everytime she sees a [[clusterfuck|mess]]. | ||
'''[[Crackhead|Nutty]]''': It has proven that Nutty has crack addict, and that he put crack inside his sugary | '''[[Crackhead|Nutty]]''': It has proven that Nutty has crack addict, and that he put crack inside his sugary crack-candy. Also, make shit with Flaky, while eat his crack. | ||
crack-candy. Also, make shit | |||
'''[[Handjob|Handy]]''': Lacks hands because he got them sliced off because of him failing at fapping Flippy's dick really hard, so Flippy hated him and turned evil and sliced his hands off. | '''[[Handjob|Handy]]''': Lacks hands because he got them sliced off because of him failing at fapping Flippy's dick really hard, so Flippy hated him and turned evil and sliced his hands off. | ||
'''Flippy''': A veteran bear who during the war was such a limp dick pussy, he failed at fighting, killed both of his teammates on accident and as a result created a slightly less chicken shit personality that actually liked to kill shit. He somehow managed to fall victim to at least 100 mary sues and was fucked by each of his millions of fan girls over and over again, making him a faggot. He also has a crush on Flaky, who has both a cock and a twat, making him not only a faggot, but greedy as hell. | '''[[Batshit Insane|Flippy]]''': A [[veteran]] bear who during the war was such a limp dick pussy, he failed at fighting, killed both of his teammates on accident and as a result created a slightly less chicken shit personality that actually liked to kill shit. He somehow managed to fall victim to at least 100 mary sues and was fucked by each of his millions of fan girls over and over again, making him a faggot. He also has a crush on Flaky, who has both a cock and a twat, making him not only a faggot, but greedy as hell. However...when Flippy has flashbacks on the war, his personality becomes a bloodthirsty soldier, making him the least retarded character mostly because he kills everyone on purpose instead of claiming it as an accident. | ||
'''[[Pussy|Flaky]]''': A scared-ass porcupine [[Guess the Gender|whose gender was debated over frequently]]. Why? Because [[Lie|it's important]]. Also has the biggest [[nerd|fanbase]] of [[retards]] that constantly [[shipping|ship]] here with flippy. | |||
'''[[ | '''[[Basement dweller|Sniffles]]''': Plays World of Warcraft, unreal tournament, counter strike. and talks like this: "H wat have u ben doin todei!?" on the Internet, he spends 3 hours attempting to rick roll | ||
someone, if this fails he'll scream and cut himself twice without dying. Mostly gets killed by ants. | |||
''' | '''[[Ass pirate|Russell]]''': Just some pirate that lives in some kind of ship, and faps to SpongeBob everyday for some reason. Also, he is voiced by a [[nigger]]. | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Twincest|Lifty and Shifty]]''': Fuckbuddies in crime for fucking sure, but steal each other's money if they can get away with it, and spend the money on a ghey bay. | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Pedobear|Disco Bear]]''': A strange creepy bastard whose vocabulary consists of sexual noises, NO ONE likes him. Even the creators of ''Happy Tree Friends'' fucking hated him to start with. No joke. | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Douche|Splendid]]''': A failure of a Superman wannabe. Let's hope he ends up like Christoper Reeve. | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Lemonparty|The Mole]]''': A blind mole who deserves his car since he accidentally ends up killing others. He is mostly working jobs that require sight, and therefore, he "accidentally" fucks up any character that associates with him. | ||
''' | '''[[Fucktard|Pop]]''': A weed addicted single parent. Deals [[crack]] to support him and his son. also world's worst father. | ||
''' | '''[[Diaperfur|Cub]]''': Cub's who's addicted to his dad for some reason. | ||
''' | '''[[Boring|Mime]]''': His name describes him perfectly, a boring asswipe who tries to be so what "funny" but he does not realize what an idiot [[Irony|he's]] making of himself. | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Hobo|Cro Marmot]]''': A caveman who was frozen in ice [[At least 100 years|at least 100 years ago or whatever]], no one likes him and he doesn't like anyone either. | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Mary Sue|Lammy]]''': A lamb with a wool sweater and a [[dildo|pickle]] for a best friend. [[WTF|Seriously]]... | ||
''' | '''[[Swine flu|Truffles]]''': A blue pig [[Loser|that lost to Lammy as a new character]], however the creators still like to [[Gimmick|hide him in the newer episodes]] just to shut the butthurt fans who voted for him the fuck up. | ||
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==[[Happy Tree Friends Forum]]== | ==[[Happy Tree Friends Forum]]== | ||
[[Image:Conversationforum.gif|left|thumb|200px|A common conversation among [[n00bs]] on the | [[Image:Conversationforum.gif|left|thumb|200px|A common conversation among [[n00bs]] on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' forum. In this screenshot, we learn how to spell geese and ooh on a calculator.]] | ||
The Happy Tree Friends Forum <s>was</s> a gathering place for [[furries]] and | The ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum <s>was</s> a gathering place for [[furries]] and ripoff artists alike. The forum has been abused and vandalized for over four years by advertisers, as well as n00bs who range from the age of seven to 50 years of age. The forums went down in May and nobody gave a rat's ass, but as usual, we're here to document lulz for posterity. | ||
===N00bs=== | ===N00bs=== | ||
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==In The Beginning...== | ==In The Beginning...== | ||
In the beginning, [[At least 100 years| at least 100 years ago]], the Happy Tree Friends forum was unknown to many. The few that did dwell there, however, lived in fear. Three [[trolls]] by the names of Lost Number, Mobile Type-8, and Raging Tiger [[raped]] and pillaged the land. No n00b was left unpwned, no member was excused from the violent [[gangbang]]. Several members were often left [[butthurt]] at the hands of The Three. [[Yoshi-lord]], [[IWP]], and [[faggot|PsychoCrash]] were among their primary targets and generated countless [[lulz]] for The Three. Many people threatened to seek the wielder of the [[Banhammer]], MondoAdmin, but he ignored their calls, and they were left to suffer the [[pwnage]]. A year went by, and no end to the [[lulz]] were in sight. However, one day, MondoAdmin woke up, feeling very unlulzy. He appointed Farallon as an admin so he wouldn't have to do his job. Farallon, in turn, appointed the first group of moderators who were among the most [[butthurt]] from The Three, including [[faggot|PsychoCrash]] and [[emo|UndrBlkSunshine]]. Lost Number was the first to suffer the might of the [[banhammer]], after a violent round of [[pwning]]. Mobile Type-8 saw the end was near and started [[pwning]] every member in sight until his end came. Raging Tiger, however, was kept around for a few more months due to UndrBlkSunshine's huge [[stalker|e-crush]] on him and her taste for black person [[cock|penis]]. However, PsychoCrash did not like his [[woman|wimminz]] swooning over some [[nigra]], and remembering the countless [[pwnt|pwnings]] at the hands of Raging Tiger, he banned the Tiger, effectively ending the reign of The Three. However, they are still remembered on the forums and are often quoted by the still-[[butthurt]] [[Yoshi-lord]]. | In the beginning, [[At least 100 years| at least 100 years ago]], the ''Happy Tree Friends'' forum was unknown to many. The few that did dwell there, however, lived in fear. Three [[trolls]] by the names of Lost Number, Mobile Type-8, and Raging Tiger [[raped]] and pillaged the land. No n00b was left unpwned, no member was excused from the violent [[gangbang]]. Several members were often left [[butthurt]] at the hands of The Three. [[Yoshi-lord]], [[IWP]], and [[faggot|PsychoCrash]] were among their primary targets and generated countless [[lulz]] for The Three. Many people threatened to seek the wielder of the [[Banhammer]], MondoAdmin, but he ignored their calls, and they were left to suffer the [[pwnage]]. A year went by, and no end to the [[lulz]] were in sight. However, one day, MondoAdmin woke up, feeling very unlulzy. He appointed Farallon as an admin so he wouldn't have to do his job. Farallon, in turn, appointed the first group of moderators who were among the most [[butthurt]] from The Three, including [[faggot|PsychoCrash]] and [[emo|UndrBlkSunshine]]. Lost Number was the first to suffer the might of the [[banhammer]], after a violent round of [[pwning]]. Mobile Type-8 saw the end was near and started [[pwning]] every member in sight until his end came. Raging Tiger, however, was kept around for a few more months due to UndrBlkSunshine's huge [[stalker|e-crush]] on him and her taste for black person [[cock|penis]]. However, PsychoCrash did not like his [[woman|wimminz]] swooning over some [[nigra]], and remembering the countless [[pwnt|pwnings]] at the hands of Raging Tiger, he banned the Tiger, effectively ending the reign of The Three. However, they are still remembered on the forums and are often quoted by the still-[[butthurt]] [[Yoshi-lord]]. | ||
===Romance?=== | ===Romance?=== | ||
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===Mondoadmin=== | ===Mondoadmin=== | ||
[[Image:Mondoadmin.jpg|thumb|left|140px|''Mondoadmin''.]] | [[Image:Mondoadmin.jpg|thumb|left|140px|''Mondoadmin''.]] | ||
Mondoadmin is a mostly inactive [[admin|administrator]] on the | Mondoadmin is a mostly inactive [[admin|administrator]] on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum and serves no purpose whatsoever at Mondo Mini Shows besides updating the [[template]] every season. Any attempt to contact Mondoadmin will result it in the ultimate form of him ignoring you completely and will never reply to you. | ||
===Farallon=== | ===Farallon=== | ||
Farallon is a 30-something-year-old on the | Farallon is a 30-something-year-old on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum who took the responsibility of becoming an "[[admin|adminstrator]]". He does not work at Mondo Mini Shows, but a technical company in San Francisco. | ||
===Kpon=== | ===Kpon=== | ||
[[Image:Kpon.jpg|left|thumb|150px|''Ken Pontac''.]] | [[Image:Kpon.jpg|left|thumb|150px|''Ken Pontac''.]] | ||
Kpon, also known as Ken Pontac, is the only administrator who actually does his job on the | Kpon, also known as Ken Pontac, is the only administrator who actually does his job on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum. Ken Pontac (kpon) also works at Mondo Mini Shows as a co-writer along with Warren Graff for ''Happy Tree Friends''. Ken Pontac also worked for other Canceled shows including Gumby, and Bump In the Night. | ||
===Mondotechdude=== | ===Mondotechdude=== | ||
[[Image:Retardkart.jpg|right|thumb|200px|''Mondotechdude in ''stephen hawking'' mode''.]] Mondotechdude is an inactive [[admin|administrator]] on the | [[Image:Retardkart.jpg|right|thumb|200px|''Mondotechdude in ''stephen hawking'' mode''.]] Mondotechdude is an inactive [[admin|administrator]] on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum, and has never done anything relating to his admin position whatsoever. Mondotechdude has no purpose at Mondo Mini Shows but to be the laziest ass at the office, it has also been suspected that Mondotechdude was fired, from whatever he did at MMS, for getting caught jerking off. Either way, he hasn't been on the ''HTF'' Forum since May 10, 2004. | ||
==Moderators== | ==Moderators== | ||
===Burre=== | ===Burre=== | ||
[[Image:Wouter.gif|left|thumb|140px|''Wouter van Toll'' AKA Burre.]] | [[Image:Wouter.gif|left|thumb|140px|''Wouter van Toll'' AKA Burre.]] | ||
Burre, also known as Wouter van Toll, is a moderator on the | Burre, also known as Wouter van Toll, is a moderator on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum who lives in [[Butt|the Netherlands]]. Burre joined the moderating team when he replaced EmilyDoOmSqueak, another moderator who was previously inactive for more than a year previous to that occurance. Burre has also won the first ''Happy Tree Friends'' tournament that was created by an egotistical member named '''GARY'''. Burre has been regarded as one of the smartest and most reliable moderator on the forum, after fellow moderators Damien, and Dominus. Not really a surprise because all the other moderators are unreliable [[assholes|idiots]]. | ||
[[Image:Netherlands.gif|left|thumb|150px|The Netherlands.]] | [[Image:Netherlands.gif|left|thumb|150px|The Netherlands.]] | ||
=== | ===Digitalis=== | ||
[[Image:Junyun.jpg|right|thumb|250px|''digitalis''.]] | [[Image:Junyun.jpg|right|thumb|250px|''digitalis''.]] | ||
Digitalis, also known as Goh Jun Yun is a moderator on the | Digitalis, also known as Goh Jun Yun is a moderator on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' forum who is known for dedicating his life to the ''Happy Tree Friends'' tournament management, as well as the Hall of Fame. Goh Jun Yun has managed to create three accounts/ names, Jun Yun, Rachmaninov, and digitalis. Digitalis is the only Asian moderator, and is estimated to be the [[pedophile|oldest]] member on the forum. | ||
===Dominus=== | ===Dominus=== | ||
[[Image:Dominus.jpg|left|thumb|140px|Bill Gat-- I mean, ''Dominus''. No matter who you are, whenever you play a video game you are this guy.]] | [[Image:Dominus.jpg|left|thumb|140px|Bill Gat-- I mean, ''Dominus''. No matter who you are, whenever you play a video game you are this guy.]] | ||
Dominus is one of the newest moderators on the | Dominus is one of the newest moderators on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' forum along with fellow moderator NYC_Tooothy_LA. The only reason that Dominus was given the moderating position was because the moderator he replaced didn't give a shit at all about the forum. Dominus co-moderates two sub-forums along with digitalis. A moderator who serves no purpose in his position now, since the character tournament that he managed was moved to a different section, taking away his moderating powers in the sub-forum. Dominus is most famous on the forum for creating a thread entitled [http://forum.happytreefriends.com/showthread.php?t=18558 "The ''Happy Tree Friends'' Season Two Petition"], which was created to demand a second season of the ''Happy Tree Friends'' TV series that was most likely going to be ordered by G4 Tech TV anyway, since it is their only source of viewership. Dominus is also known for writing entries that require multiple posts to fit all of what he has to say into the thread that he is replying to, or creating. | ||
Note: It is easy to get Dominus confused with Flipping Out since they both have Giggles avatars and write in a ridicules poetic style. | Note: It is easy to get Dominus confused with Flipping Out since they both have Giggles avatars and write in a ridicules poetic style. | ||
===Damien=== | ===Damien=== | ||
[[Image:Damien.jpg|right|thumb|150px|''Damien''.]] | [[Image:Damien.jpg|right|thumb|150px|''Damien''.]] | ||
[[hippie|Damien]] was [[loser|appointed moderator]] on the | [[hippie|Damien]] was [[loser|appointed moderator]] on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum to replace a failure of mod known as Madamluna, who couldn't handle the pressure of looking after the section know as the [http://forum.happytreefriends.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5 Sharing Tree]. A section for displaying crappy artwork that users have created. Damien is regared as one of the [[nerd|smartest]] users on the board, since he uses wit in his posts to make a point. Damien has once been impersonated by a member with the username Nutt, who created an account with the username ''Damienn''. Stupid members (95%) were tricked into believing that Damien had gone crazy, and was soon reported by multiple (l)users. He was then later banned and upon further investigation, Nutt's original account was permabanned. Another similar occurrence was the impersonation of another moderator who was away, just like Damien. | ||
[[Image:VanDriesen.jpg|left|thumb|140px|''Damien'' at school.]] | [[Image:VanDriesen.jpg|left|thumb|140px|''Damien'' at school.]] | ||
===NYC Tooothy LA=== | ===NYC Tooothy LA=== | ||
[[Image:FurbyOrange.jpg|right|thumb|170px|''NYC Tooothy LA''.]] | [[Image:FurbyOrange.jpg|right|thumb|170px|''NYC Tooothy LA''.]] | ||
NYC Tooothy LA is a moderator on the | NYC Tooothy LA is a moderator on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum, and is most famous for creating a fanfic that gained notability because of the context and complexity of the story. NYC Tooothy LA is was appointed as moerator to replace a pathetic moderator known as rsk423 who abandoned the forum after realizing that he was a [[pwned|failure at life]]. NYC Tooothy LA was chosen primarily because his posts taken a whole page when viewed on an 800x600 screen resolution, which is a must (in most cases) if you want to be appointed a moderator. | ||
===Tjips=== | ===Tjips=== | ||
[[Image:Skate.jpg|right|thumb|150px|''Tjips'' [[sex|skating]].]] | [[Image:Skate.jpg|right|thumb|150px|''Tjips'' [[sex|skating]].]] | ||
Tjips is a moderator on the | Tjips is a moderator on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum who only comes onto the forum between 1:00 AM to 5:00 AM, primarily to post in only one thread entitled [http://forum.happytreefriends.com/showthread.php?t=19418 What are you listening to now?] because his section that he was appointed to sucks, and never gets any posts. | ||
===Poonchy=== | ===Poonchy=== | ||
[[Image:Jonjon.gif|left|thumb|180px|''Poonchy'' being emo.]] | [[Image:Jonjon.gif|left|thumb|180px|''Poonchy'' being emo.]] | ||
Poonchy is a moderator on the | Poonchy is a moderator on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum, as well as a [[camera whore]] who is also [[emo]]. Poonchy has been known to [[Image:Poonchy2.jpg|left|thumb|100px|''Poonchy'' on his good nights.]] dress up like a woman, tie his hair back and take pictures of himself in the mirror and then post them on the forum, thinking tht people will think he is sexy. | ||
Poonchy has been said to be a hermaphroadite. | Poonchy has been said to be a hermaphroadite. | ||
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===PsychoCrash=== | ===PsychoCrash=== | ||
[[Image:Psycocrash.gif|right|thumb|100px|''Psychocrash'' being bi.]] | [[Image:Psycocrash.gif|right|thumb|100px|''Psychocrash'' being bi.]] | ||
PsychoCrash is a moderator on the | PsychoCrash is a moderator on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum who has admitted that he is [[bisexual]], even when he had a girlfriend who was also a co-moderator. The two eventually broke up, and UnderBlkSunshine (his girlfriend's username) abandoned him and became suicidal. | ||
===EmilyDoOmSqueak=== | ===EmilyDoOmSqueak=== | ||
[[Image:Emily.gif|left|thumb|160px|''EmilyDoOmSqueak'' being gothic.]] | [[Image:Emily.gif|left|thumb|160px|''EmilyDoOmSqueak'' being gothic.]] | ||
EmilyDoOmSqueak is a moderator on the Happy Tree Friends | EmilyDoOmSqueak is a moderator on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum. Leaving twice for an extended period of time to do God knows what somehow qualifies her to become a moderator. | ||
===UndrBlkSunshine=== | ===UndrBlkSunshine=== | ||
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[[Image:Lolzors.jpg|right|thumb|140px|Yeah, baby.]] | [[Image:Lolzors.jpg|right|thumb|140px|Yeah, baby.]] | ||
{{main|Tori Sue Heck}} | {{main|Tori Sue Heck}} | ||
Tori Sue Heck, or TulipTori, is a bitchy, aggressive, pushy, [[crack]]-addicted [[drama whore]] who is currently a big fan of | Tori Sue Heck, or TulipTori, is a bitchy, aggressive, pushy, [[crack]]-addicted [[drama whore]] who is currently a big fan of ''Happy Tree Friends'' and is overly [[fangirl|obsessed]] with it. | ||
She used to hold art threads [[at least 100]] years ago on the forums and basically flamed, raped or tried to [[banhammer|ban]] anyone who posted something that somehow pissed her off. She eventually decided to leave the forums and she moved to a [[Sheezyart]] ripoff named [[FanArt Central]]. At the time of joining the site had quite a big community of HTF fan artists. She drew many [[crap|crappy]] pieces of [[MSPaint]] work, and half of it was Hate-Art directed at [[Mary sue|Mary-sues]] (despite being one herself) and [[MySpace]] (lol no wonder). She eventually got an account at [[DeviantArt]] and that's when it all started. | She used to hold art threads [[at least 100]] years ago on the forums and basically flamed, raped or tried to [[banhammer|ban]] anyone who posted something that somehow pissed her off. She eventually decided to leave the forums and she moved to a [[Sheezyart]] ripoff named [[FanArt Central]]. At the time of joining the site had quite a big community of ''HTF'' fan artists. She drew many [[crap|crappy]] pieces of [[MSPaint]] work, and half of it was Hate-Art directed at [[Mary sue|Mary-sues]] (despite being one herself) and [[MySpace]] (lol no wonder). She eventually got an account at [[DeviantArt]] and that's when it all started. | ||
[[Image:Torithefatass.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Even her [[fursona]] is a fatass.]] | [[Image:Torithefatass.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Even her [[fursona]] is a fatass.]] | ||
On DeviantArt she copied alot of her art from FAC to there. On DA she met many of the people she [[butthurt|hated]] in the forums and she began flaming them once again. This resulted in much hate-art, spam spills, napalm explosions and [[lulz]]. Meanwhile, Tulip had created another account on FAC and created some more Hate-Art and some more pointless OC's. Tulip had manipulated several other stupid HTF fan artists into joining the dark side and the burnt ones could no longer stand this, so they started the Anti-Tori club to support the victims of her rampage. | On DeviantArt she copied alot of her art from FAC to there. On DA she met many of the people she [[butthurt|hated]] in the forums and she began flaming them once again. This resulted in much hate-art, spam spills, napalm explosions and [[lulz]]. Meanwhile, Tulip had created another account on FAC and created some more Hate-Art and some more pointless OC's. Tulip had manipulated several other stupid ''HTF'' fan artists into joining the dark side and the burnt ones could no longer stand this, so they started the Anti-Tori club to support the victims of her rampage. | ||
She is a huge [[hugbox]] whore. She is known to [[waaaambulance|take any situation, blow it way out of proportion, and then submit it to her journal]] so all of her [[retard|friends]] [[fucktard|will go "OMG! I am soooo sorri that hapend to u! I cant beleev thos basturds did tat to u!!!]]". She is a complete bitch and tries to attack anyone whose views are different from hers, or just anyone of whom she is jealous because their art is better than hers. She hates having her art critiqued, and if you try to give her any constructive criticism, she will go on a rampage to try (and [[fail]]} to flame your ass and all your submissions straight to hell. | She is a huge [[hugbox]] whore. She is known to [[waaaambulance|take any situation, blow it way out of proportion, and then submit it to her journal]] so all of her [[retard|friends]] [[fucktard|will go "OMG! I am soooo sorri that hapend to u! I cant beleev thos basturds did tat to u!!!]]". She is a complete bitch and tries to attack anyone whose views are different from hers, or just anyone of whom she is jealous because their art is better than hers. She hates having her art critiqued, and if you try to give her any constructive criticism, she will go on a rampage to try (and [[fail]]} to flame your ass and all your submissions straight to hell. | ||
[[Image:Ohshizy.jpg|left|thumb|160px|The [[fugly|sex]].]] | [[Image:Ohshizy.jpg|left|thumb|160px|The [[fugly|sex]].]] | ||
She hates anyone from myspace, [[/b/|/b/tards]], EDiots, and everybody with any discernible talent. She thinks everyone should bow down to her like she's a fucking queen, and her only real friends are people who do anything she says, kiss her ass at ever opportunity, and basically don't think for themselves at all. In fact, she even pisses some of her friends of by doing anything [[awesome|that pisses her off]]. She will not hesitate to give you a piece of her mind, and will call anyone who does not agree with her stupid, lame, retarded, or say they have no life, which is kind of [[irony|ironic]] considering she fits all of those perfectly. She pretends not to care when someone insults her, then she whines about it all day to her "friends". Any time she is angry with someone, instead of confronting them herself she gets all of her minions to do it for them. Her only reason for doing this is because she's a fat ugly bitch with no wit or intelligence and knows that she'd get pwned by almost anyone. Even a few of her friends don't even like her, seeing as they may or may not be secret agents intending to convey her personal information to some of her enemies, such as Suzie Q and Anonymous. And recently, it's been discovered that she is a racist, after she was seen laughing at a racist comment made on her journal, but then denied it, hid the comment and deleted the journal like the sissy bitch that she is. Her most reliable friend is Ghuiado, <strike>who thinks she's hot and wants to get a piece of her fat ass. Her fat ass</strike> recently <strike>left her for another girl, who is most likely more attractive and less of a bitch</strike> took her fatass back after breaking up with his other girlfriend. It's a wonder her fat ass hasn't been banned yet from both the Happy Tree Friends | She hates anyone from myspace, [[/b/|/b/tards]], EDiots, and everybody with any discernible talent. She thinks everyone should bow down to her like she's a fucking queen, and her only real friends are people who do anything she says, kiss her ass at ever opportunity, and basically don't think for themselves at all. In fact, she even pisses some of her friends of by doing anything [[awesome|that pisses her off]]. She will not hesitate to give you a piece of her mind, and will call anyone who does not agree with her stupid, lame, retarded, or say they have no life, which is kind of [[irony|ironic]] considering she fits all of those perfectly. She pretends not to care when someone insults her, then she whines about it all day to her "friends". Any time she is angry with someone, instead of confronting them herself she gets all of her minions to do it for them. Her only reason for doing this is because she's a fat ugly bitch with no wit or intelligence and knows that she'd get pwned by almost anyone. Even a few of her friends don't even like her, seeing as they may or may not be secret agents intending to convey her personal information to some of her enemies, such as Suzie Q and Anonymous. And recently, it's been discovered that she is a racist, after she was seen laughing at a racist comment made on her journal, but then denied it, hid the comment and deleted the journal like the sissy bitch that she is. Her most reliable friend is Ghuiado, <strike>who thinks she's hot and wants to get a piece of her fat ass. Her fat ass</strike> recently <strike>left her for another girl, who is most likely more attractive and less of a bitch</strike> took her fatass back after breaking up with his other girlfriend. It's a wonder her fat ass hasn't been banned yet from both the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum and DeviantArt. | ||
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===Mikefox124=== | ===Mikefox124=== | ||
[[Image:MikeCrews.jpg|left|thumb|110px|Mike is the one on the right.]] | [[Image:MikeCrews.jpg|left|thumb|110px|Mike is the one on the right.]] | ||
Mikefox124, or Michael "Mike" Crews, is a | Mikefox124, or Michael "Mike" Crews, is a [[nigger]] who pretends to be a bad ass, and usually ends up just embarassing himself. Mike has been banned multiple times from DeviantART because he is a slob. | ||
===Robert=== | ===Robert=== | ||
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===Coolkid=== | ===Coolkid=== | ||
Coolkid (a.k.a. Gage) is a 14 year old who is so obsessed with Happy Tree Friends that he has to own every piece of merchandise known to man. | Coolkid (a.k.a. Gage) is a 14 year old who is so obsessed with ''Happy Tree Friends'' that he has to own every piece of merchandise known to man. | ||
===Fridge=== | ===Fridge=== | ||
[[Image:SamFridge.jpg|left|thumb|140px|''Fridge'' AKA Sam.]] | [[Image:SamFridge.jpg|left|thumb|140px|''Fridge'' AKA Sam.]] | ||
Obsessed with skateboarding and for no reason hates Russell the Pirate from HTF. Should be banned for being a fucking useless [[dumbfuck|dipshited]] asshole. | Obsessed with skateboarding and for no reason hates Russell the Pirate from ''HTF''. Should be banned for being a fucking useless [[dumbfuck|dipshited]] asshole. | ||
===Racoon-bros665=== | ===Racoon-bros665=== | ||
Racoon is an unbelievably miserable thirteen-year old [[emo]] girl named Anna. She is a classified [[dyke|lesbian]] and a furry. She is known to think any sentance with the word, "secks", or, "lolroftlmaobbq", is the funniest shit ever to hit the | Racoon is an unbelievably miserable thirteen-year old [[emo]] girl named Anna. She is a classified [[dyke|lesbian]] and a furry. She is known to think any sentance with the word, "secks", or, "lolroftlmaobbq", is the funniest shit ever to hit the Internet. She once had a [[orgy|three-some]] with Flippy and [[Spongebob]]. Married Wescravendevon once to hide the fact that she is a [[lesbian|dyke]]. | ||
===16 Valve Hate=== | ===16 Valve Hate=== | ||
The forum zit. Internet-addicted nerd who simply practices better personal | The forum zit. Internet-addicted nerd who simply practices better personal hygiene online than he does in real life. He frequently seems to think he is intelligent as shit in all his posts, only making him look like the smartest kid with down syndrome. | ||
===Wescravendevon=== | ===Wescravendevon=== | ||
A little faggot who thinks he's hilarious. He was banned for being unfunny and | A little faggot who thinks he's hilarious. He was banned for being unfunny and butt-fucking Raccoonbros665 too much, this of course makes the ''HTF'' admins a better example since they banned this fucking fucker. He was later sent to the aids pool. | ||
===Cacomistle=== | ===Cacomistle=== | ||
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===Yoshi-lord=== | ===[[Yoshi-lord]]=== | ||
A nerdy tea-sucking [[british]] pansy on the Happy Tree Friends | A nerdy tea-sucking [[british]] pansy on the ''Happy Tree Friends'' Forum. He has [[over 9,000]] posts(leading us to believe he has no life in reality), usually due to writing so many of his long-ass fanfics that no one gives half a shit about to read. He has also been claimed to have a disturbing sexual fetishism for various video game characters, such as Yoshi or Pikachu. His daily life mainly consists of the Internet, and posting his shitty pictures on Deviant Art. Even though eveyone knows he can't draw, they still thoroughly kiss his ass and praise his drawings, for some unknown reason. | ||
===Stitchlover96=== | ===Stitchlover96=== | ||
A cock-sucking motherfucking shit-eating bitch.She into Flippy+Stitch(Lilo and Stitch) | A cock-sucking motherfucking shit-eating bitch. She is into Flippy+Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) and yaoi. Her artwork is bullshit. | ||
===CharmyNutty=== | ===CharmyNutty=== | ||
One of the most infamous DeviantArt fuckers, CharmyNutty (AKA fannypak88, renella17,KickChick18, AsianChick17, Blondiegal12,Falcon2010, EvilFlyingPancakes and many other names) is a racist cunt bitch that writes horribly shitty fanfics about Nutty and Flaky fucking each other and making Flippy look like a dumbass. She even made a devil spawn, other known as the pissing Jun. She thinks that pissing babies is ultra kawaii desu and will fap to her own pictures of the demon child. | |||
===StrangeWolfaboo=== | ===StrangeWolfaboo=== | ||
Holy fuck, where do I begin? This girl is the most butthurt faggot you'll ever meet on the | Holy fuck, where do I begin? This girl is the most butthurt faggot you'll ever meet on the Internet. She's always complaining about her life and that "she doesn't deserve anyone". Bawwww, but seriously. Once a week she is threatening suicide. She's making shitty butthurt journals about them and she's constantly bawwing about that she's made fun of in real life. No one cares about your fucking feelings, miss. It's the Internet for crying out loud. Do it or not. | ||
*cough* Attention whore*cough* | *cough* Attention whore*cough* | ||
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A worthless, 3-year old, spam-raging [[faggot]] who wears a diaper, despite the fact he has to constantly change it after soiling it through with his rage and unfunny use of the [[MAH BOI]] meme. He sees himself as the furry king of [[Hyrule]] and faps to pictures of Zelda and sticks N64 cartridges up his @r$e. If you come across him, a picture of Ganon should do the trick, causing him to fold like a paper and wither away, his last words being "MAH BOI". | A worthless, 3-year old, spam-raging [[faggot]] who wears a diaper, despite the fact he has to constantly change it after soiling it through with his rage and unfunny use of the [[MAH BOI]] meme. He sees himself as the furry king of [[Hyrule]] and faps to pictures of Zelda and sticks N64 cartridges up his @r$e. If you come across him, a picture of Ganon should do the trick, causing him to fold like a paper and wither away, his last words being "MAH BOI". | ||
==See | ===Luna=== | ||
a faggot | |||
===Flippy the french=== | |||
A crazy faggot who's obsessed with [[shit]]. | |||
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There was a metric shit-ton of irrelevant horseshit here about admins and users on the ''HTF'' Forum, but I've saved you from reading about a bunch of uninteresting retards. If you really want to waste ten minutes reading what used to be on this page, it's commented out on the edit. Don't say I didn't warn you, it was probably written by some autistic reject from the forum itself. | |||
==The "new" anime that the fans created:== | |||
'''(See [[Flippy X Flaky X Splendid]] for more information on this retarded couple)''' Similar to the [[faggots]] trying to make MondoMedia create an episode with Flaky the [[trap]] and Flippy the psychopath [[faggot]] dating and having sex. There are also fans who didn't watch and even see an episode of ''Happy Tree Friends'' but only saw the anime art and [[fap]]ped to it and shitty fan made episodes. | |||
It's your average [[gay]] [[anime]] full of ugly characters that the female fans think are so beautiful and amazing. The characters are more retarded than they are in the true show, and that's saying something huge. | |||
But the whole thing fans watch the anime for is nothing more than Flippy raping Flaky, who's also in a love triangle with Splendid. Splendid is so retarded he makes Lumpy from the cartoon series look like a fucking genius, but of course the fans see him as "super amazing". | |||
There's no individuality with the series, it's only about retarded characters who are overly seen as pretty by [[women]] and an over-hyped and overrated couple who's too retarded to even be a true couple. But that's just retarded fans, and shitty [[Wapanese]] and [[China|Chinese azn]] people. | |||
Here are some fan episodes: | |||
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==[[ass|The science behind ''Happy Tree Friends'' & its history]]== | |||
The series was first thought of by C̶h̶i̶n̶e̶s̶e̶ American Kenn Navarro in [[last Thursday|1999]], however Aubrey Ankrum, Rhode Montijo, and Warren Graff assisted in creating and developing the [[what?|American-Spanish-Filipino-Singaporean]] flash cartoon. It has received a cult following by fans of the series or [[Flippy X Flaky X Splendid|the spin-offs and products attributed by the series]] that attracted other fans. | |||
The main idea of the series in the beginning was to create a reinterpretation of the Western Cult of Death (WCD) the series creator grew up with as a child for a new generation of consumer zombie who craves seeing their fellow living beings mutilated in new and inventive ways. The ''Happy Tree Friends'' series spoofs multiple classic cartoons, such as ''The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show'', various Warner Bros. [[cartoon|products]], and various Disney [[cartoon|products]]. | |||
The series thrives on shock humor and satire which is sugar-coated, and mind-numbing violence without need or end. When an older adult watches it they laugh because they know this is what the classic cartoons they watched as children would be today. | |||
===The purpose of satire=== | |||
Watch popular classic children cartoon's before the 2000's, what did you see? Even [[Walt Disney]]'s Mickey Mouse was quite violent, the reason being those men knew creating vulgar violent, extremely subtle-sexual, and a dark situation in a light-atmosphere cartoon were "funny". Today we need more of a "[[rape|push]]", a [[bestgore|Website]] needs to be put up to provide video of real murders and rape caught on tape, and we need to go to the Black Market to buy snuff films from Satanists who document themselves raping and murdering children and infants but [[win|needed the money to keep their Sacrificial Lair up via paying police]]. That being said we rarely laugh anymore because we're used to this content and the children's cartoons and made to indoctrinate them into accepting this murder. | |||
Think of the wonderful future! Live-action sacrifices of children and infants for TV viewers in Satanic Lairs, a Gladiatorial Games were children are selected to fight to the death! | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Dr. Tran]] | |||
*[[Edgy]] | |||
*[[Furry]] | *[[Furry]] | ||
*[[Guro]] | *[[Guro]] | ||
*[[Sick | *[[Necrofur]] | ||
*[[Sick fuck]] | |||
*[[S-Malone]] | |||
*[[Violence]] | *[[Violence]] | ||
==External | ==External links== | ||
*[http://www.happytreefriends.com/ The main site.] | *[http://www.happytreefriends.com/ The main site.] | ||
*[http://forum.happytreefriends.com/ The official forums] | *[http://forum.happytreefriends.com/ The official forums] | ||
*[http://www.mondominishows.com/happy_tree_friends/index.htm Mondo Mini Shows Happy Tree Friends] | *[http://www.mondominishows.com/happy_tree_friends/index.htm Mondo Mini Shows ''Happy Tree Friends''] | ||
*[http://people.crs4.it/gianni/happy_tree_friends/NO.NAME.Directory.Output.Page.html All episodes] | *[http://people.crs4.it/gianni/happy_tree_friends/NO.NAME.Directory.Output.Page.html All episodes] | ||
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—Lt. Col. Dave Grossman, a military expert on how to condition people to kill. He writes in his superb book On Killing (Boston, MS" Little Brown and Co., 1996) that the same process that the Government has used to condition soldiers to kill, is being used by the entertainment industry. | ||
Happy Tree Friends is an unfunny cartoon that features 'cuddly' animals being mutilated. It appeals to goffic tweens and basement-dwellers who attempt to rebel against society.
History
Originally sharing a place with the other faggots on Mondo Mini Shows, it soon outgrew them, with enough increased funding that it received its own URL.
Like a lot of others, it soon became a whore for money, and in theory, jumped the shark.
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Warning! The forums are so bad, that they have actually been used as an insult on other forums. ("Go back to the HTF forums.") |
Characters
Cuddles: A pimp who wears pink bunny slippers. The mascot of Happy Tree Friends, though he is hardly ever noticed, considering there's Flippy.
Giggles: A slut who fucks for a baby tooth. everyone seems to like "her" for just that reason.
Lumpy: A goofy-looking moose that no one likes, thank GOD his stupidity always end up killing everyone and sometimes himself.
Toothy: A purple MALE beaver with fucking huge teeth. (Hence the name, Toothy) No one likes him but that doesn't stop him from getting some action. (see above)
Petunia: A blue skunk with a car freshener necklace. Always been fapped to by furfags. She also goes apeshit and commits suicide everytime she sees a mess.
Nutty: It has proven that Nutty has crack addict, and that he put crack inside his sugary crack-candy. Also, make shit with Flaky, while eat his crack.
Handy: Lacks hands because he got them sliced off because of him failing at fapping Flippy's dick really hard, so Flippy hated him and turned evil and sliced his hands off.
Flippy: A veteran bear who during the war was such a limp dick pussy, he failed at fighting, killed both of his teammates on accident and as a result created a slightly less chicken shit personality that actually liked to kill shit. He somehow managed to fall victim to at least 100 mary sues and was fucked by each of his millions of fan girls over and over again, making him a faggot. He also has a crush on Flaky, who has both a cock and a twat, making him not only a faggot, but greedy as hell. However...when Flippy has flashbacks on the war, his personality becomes a bloodthirsty soldier, making him the least retarded character mostly because he kills everyone on purpose instead of claiming it as an accident.
Flaky: A scared-ass porcupine whose gender was debated over frequently. Why? Because it's important. Also has the biggest fanbase of retards that constantly ship here with flippy.
Sniffles: Plays World of Warcraft, unreal tournament, counter strike. and talks like this: "H wat have u ben doin todei!?" on the Internet, he spends 3 hours attempting to rick roll someone, if this fails he'll scream and cut himself twice without dying. Mostly gets killed by ants.
Russell: Just some pirate that lives in some kind of ship, and faps to SpongeBob everyday for some reason. Also, he is voiced by a nigger.
Lifty and Shifty: Fuckbuddies in crime for fucking sure, but steal each other's money if they can get away with it, and spend the money on a ghey bay.
Disco Bear: A strange creepy bastard whose vocabulary consists of sexual noises, NO ONE likes him. Even the creators of Happy Tree Friends fucking hated him to start with. No joke.
Splendid: A failure of a Superman wannabe. Let's hope he ends up like Christoper Reeve.
The Mole: A blind mole who deserves his car since he accidentally ends up killing others. He is mostly working jobs that require sight, and therefore, he "accidentally" fucks up any character that associates with him.
Pop: A weed addicted single parent. Deals crack to support him and his son. also world's worst father.
Cub: Cub's who's addicted to his dad for some reason.
Mime: His name describes him perfectly, a boring asswipe who tries to be so what "funny" but he does not realize what an idiot he's making of himself.
Cro Marmot: A caveman who was frozen in ice at least 100 years ago or whatever, no one likes him and he doesn't like anyone either.
Lammy: A lamb with a wool sweater and a pickle for a best friend. Seriously...
Truffles: A blue pig that lost to Lammy as a new character, however the creators still like to hide him in the newer episodes just to shut the butthurt fans who voted for him the fuck up.
There was a metric shit-ton of irrelevant horseshit here about admins and users on the HTF Forum, but I've saved you from reading about a bunch of uninteresting retards. If you really want to waste ten minutes reading what used to be on this page, it's commented out on the edit. Don't say I didn't warn you, it was probably written by some autistic reject from the forum itself.
The "new" anime that the fans created:
(See Flippy X Flaky X Splendid for more information on this retarded couple) Similar to the faggots trying to make MondoMedia create an episode with Flaky the trap and Flippy the psychopath faggot dating and having sex. There are also fans who didn't watch and even see an episode of Happy Tree Friends but only saw the anime art and fapped to it and shitty fan made episodes.
It's your average gay anime full of ugly characters that the female fans think are so beautiful and amazing. The characters are more retarded than they are in the true show, and that's saying something huge.
But the whole thing fans watch the anime for is nothing more than Flippy raping Flaky, who's also in a love triangle with Splendid. Splendid is so retarded he makes Lumpy from the cartoon series look like a fucking genius, but of course the fans see him as "super amazing".
There's no individuality with the series, it's only about retarded characters who are overly seen as pretty by women and an over-hyped and overrated couple who's too retarded to even be a true couple. But that's just retarded fans, and shitty Wapanese and Chinese azn people.
Here are some fan episodes:
Previous Video | Next Video |
The science behind Happy Tree Friends & its history
The series was first thought of by C̶h̶i̶n̶e̶s̶e̶ American Kenn Navarro in 1999, however Aubrey Ankrum, Rhode Montijo, and Warren Graff assisted in creating and developing the American-Spanish-Filipino-Singaporean flash cartoon. It has received a cult following by fans of the series or the spin-offs and products attributed by the series that attracted other fans.
The main idea of the series in the beginning was to create a reinterpretation of the Western Cult of Death (WCD) the series creator grew up with as a child for a new generation of consumer zombie who craves seeing their fellow living beings mutilated in new and inventive ways. The Happy Tree Friends series spoofs multiple classic cartoons, such as The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show, various Warner Bros. products, and various Disney products.
The series thrives on shock humor and satire which is sugar-coated, and mind-numbing violence without need or end. When an older adult watches it they laugh because they know this is what the classic cartoons they watched as children would be today.
The purpose of satire
Watch popular classic children cartoon's before the 2000's, what did you see? Even Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse was quite violent, the reason being those men knew creating vulgar violent, extremely subtle-sexual, and a dark situation in a light-atmosphere cartoon were "funny". Today we need more of a "push", a Website needs to be put up to provide video of real murders and rape caught on tape, and we need to go to the Black Market to buy snuff films from Satanists who document themselves raping and murdering children and infants but needed the money to keep their Sacrificial Lair up via paying police. That being said we rarely laugh anymore because we're used to this content and the children's cartoons and made to indoctrinate them into accepting this murder.
Think of the wonderful future! Live-action sacrifices of children and infants for TV viewers in Satanic Lairs, a Gladiatorial Games were children are selected to fight to the death!
See also
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