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[[Image:Its a conspiracy.jpg|thumbnail|300px|Davkal, reduced to podcasting rants against [[Science Apologist]] in public parks.]]
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'''Davkal''' was an editor who was eventually banned from [[TOW]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Paranormal#Davkal for behaving like a total asshat dickhead cunt]. His dreams of replacing [[science]] with his own important knowledge of the spirit world, magic crystals, zombie mating rituals, ghost puppet children, and psychically-induced orgasms (which are the dope) were ruthlessly thwarted by his arch Wiki-enemy, '''[[Science Apologist]]'''. He also is convinced the US [[government|Gubbamint]] is plotting to hide the [[truth]] of [[rape|anal-probing space aliens]] from the population.  
'''Davkal''' was originally a real editor who was banned from Wikipedia for destroying ScienceApologist's illogical arguments and resisting his scientistic fundamentalism at every turn. Following this ban, Davkal became a device used by '''[[Science Apologist]]''' on Wikipedia to make sure that "Pro-paranormal matters" and "UFO Shit" does ''not'' get placed on Wikipedia at all. Science Apologist is a avowed "Skeptic" who will flat out ridicule people who have seen [[jews|strange things]], experienced strange things like that funny feeling you get when you [[masturbate]] to teletubbies. When ''anything'' that disagrees with Science Apologist lands on Wikipedia, he finds out who placed "that bullshit" on any paranormal article, especially a [[star trek|UFO]] article, then '''"Davkal"''' appears on the article talk page, your talk page, once even on the [[Wikipedia:AN]] talk page, but don't try to find the [[crap|device]] there at all, since Science Apologist has friends who are '''Admins''' on Wikipedia.


'''How Davkal works:''' An article from a pro-paranormal website lands on Wikipedia stating that "UFOs are real and [[fact|the US Govt. is full of shit]]", the website is given as evidence. Suddenly a Davkal is on your userpage stating that '''[[you]]''' are ''his/her'' "[[zombie|Sockpuppet]]", but before you can even [[divide by zero|chase this thing off]], a template appears on your talkpage, your userpage on Wikipedia claiming that YOU are a [[cocksucker|sockpuppet of "Davkal"]]. You even go to the "[[WP:AN]]" page to try to straighten out that shit, only that you end up ''permabanned'' on Wikipedia AS being a sockpuppet, and so to keep your damn ass shut, to keep you from clearing yourself, your talk page gets "locked out" from being accessed by Science Apologist and/or any of his buddies, and ''all'' of your contributions are ''reverted", i.e., they are ''removed'', including any and all [[mudkips|evidence]] that disagree with Science Apologist and any other "Skeptics" on Wikipedia. The time interval from Davkal appearing on your page, other talk pages and that of Science Apologist is at or around 2-4 ''seconds''.
==[[Conspiracy theory|Some guy on the internet made an evil robot with my name on it]]==
Davkal's sworn enemy on Wikipedia is [[Science Apologist]], and Davkal's psychotic fantasy is that his evil nemesis has created a robot sockpuppet named "Davkal" that is programmed to act like an ass on Wikipedia and discredit all that [[bullshit|superstitious but totally cool paranormal shit]]. Davkal imagines that when ''anything'' that disagrees with Science Apologist lands on Wikipedia, he finds out who placed the bullshit, and then a fake "Davkal" appears on the article talk page, gets banned again, [[BAW|and no one complains because Science Apologist has friends who are admins on Wikipedia]].


Davkal places things on those talk pages, your talk page such as [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|"This is me.", "That is me as well.", and once on a WP:AN page when someone tried to help the guy, "Please don't block ___________. He/she is me too."]] It does not matter about the attacked User's IP as well, Davkal appears to be in the UK while the person who has been attacked is from the USA, Australia, Europe, the IP gets permabanned as well.
==How Davkal ''imagines'' it works== 
* You place a "contributation" on Wikipedia that says UFOs are for real and the US govt. is full of shit, and cite your source as some UFO nut webpage.
* Suddenly, a fake Davkal appears on the talk page acting all batshit crazy.
* Then a Wikipedia Template appears on YOUR talk page, calling YOU a sockpuppet.
* If you go to the administrator's page to [[baw|complain]] about the accusation, the fake Davkal shows up there saying you and he are best buddies.
* Suddenly you get blocked and ''permabanned'' for being Davkal's sockpuppet. You try to explain that you are NOT this Davkal, but you find your talk page [[cock block|blocked]], which is Wikipedia's way of saying ''Get Your Fucking [[Ass]] Off of Wikipedia and keep it out''.
* Science Apologist's henchmen [[delete fucking everything|remove all evidence]].
* Time from your "contributation" to having your ass tossed: 2-4 seconds.


* You place a contributation that states to the effect that UFOs are for real and the US govt. is full of shit, place your ''source(s)'' as well.
Davkal believes this is all part of a [[illuminati|huge plot]] enabled by the Robertson Panel, Operation Mockingbird, and the US government.
* Davkal appears on the talk page (1/2 the time), your talk page if you challenge the device, thinking it is another user on Wikipedia.
* Suddenly, a Wikipedia Template appears, calling you a sockpuppet, and the same appears on your talk page.
* Some will not, some will go to the WP:AN talk page to [[baw|complain]] about the accusation. Davkal shows up there saying the attacked user supports them and says on here as well crap like this,"__________ is me too." Don't try to find anything there, Science Apologist's buddies [[delete fucking everything|removes all evidence]].
* Suddenly you get blocked, and ''permabanned'' for being Davkal's sockpuppet. You try to explain yourself that you are '''NOT''' this Davkal, then you find your talk page [[cock block|blocked]], which is Wikipedia's way of saying'''Get Your Fucking [[Ass]] Off of Wikipedia and keep it out.'''
'''Time from article to being placed, having your ass tossed:''' 2-4 seconds.


You could see this shit yourself on the included source.
==How it ''actually'' works==
If you place anything on Wikipedia that is [[bullshit|total bullshit]] then [[BAW|sane people will see your contributions and your sorry ass tossed from Wikipedia]] and make sure that UFO-Monkey-Raping-Paranormal-Ghosts and similar insane bullshit is kept OFF of Wikipedia. On Wikipedia, articles about [[porn]] get more respect than paranormal wanking.


The lesson is real simple: ''If you place anything on Wikipedia that is [[bullshit|pro-paranormal]], this "[[BAW|skeptic will have your contribution(s) tossed, have YOUR sorry ass tossed from Wikipedia, and makes sure that anything that proves that UFOs and other paranormal matters are kept OFF of wikipedia while anything about sex, even graphic sex, such as a dick cumming '''stays''' on Wikipedia, even after the '''FBI''' began investigating Wikipedia's obcession with pornography, especially child pornography.]]''
==Links==
 
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Davkal What Wikipedia has to say about Davkal]
Lesson summary: [[Porn]] stays, while paranormal, UFO articles are to ridicule anyone who has had experiences with UFOs, in keeping with the '''Robertson Panel, Operation Mockingbird, related protocol and guides set foward by the US government.'''
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Davkal Davkal's sock farm]
 
It could be a good bet that Science Apologist, like that troll '''[[MONGO|Mongo]]''', works for the US Government.
 
[[bullshit|The bot is so powerful that it will <u>cut off</u> Grawp's HUGE dick/cock, and flatten Willy On Wheels's tires.]]
 
==Source==
 
* http://www.wikipedia.org/User:Davkal - Examine ''all'' of this thing's "contribs".
 
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Latest revision as of 18:05, 23 March 2015

Davkal, reduced to podcasting rants against Science Apologist in public parks.

Davkal was an editor who was eventually banned from TOW for behaving like a total asshat dickhead cunt. His dreams of replacing science with his own important knowledge of the spirit world, magic crystals, zombie mating rituals, ghost puppet children, and psychically-induced orgasms (which are the dope) were ruthlessly thwarted by his arch Wiki-enemy, Science Apologist. He also is convinced the US Gubbamint is plotting to hide the truth of anal-probing space aliens from the population.

Some guy on the internet made an evil robot with my name on it

Davkal's sworn enemy on Wikipedia is Science Apologist, and Davkal's psychotic fantasy is that his evil nemesis has created a robot sockpuppet named "Davkal" that is programmed to act like an ass on Wikipedia and discredit all that superstitious but totally cool paranormal shit. Davkal imagines that when anything that disagrees with Science Apologist lands on Wikipedia, he finds out who placed the bullshit, and then a fake "Davkal" appears on the article talk page, gets banned again, and no one complains because Science Apologist has friends who are admins on Wikipedia.

How Davkal imagines it works

  • You place a "contributation" on Wikipedia that says UFOs are for real and the US govt. is full of shit, and cite your source as some UFO nut webpage.
  • Suddenly, a fake Davkal appears on the talk page acting all batshit crazy.
  • Then a Wikipedia Template appears on YOUR talk page, calling YOU a sockpuppet.
  • If you go to the administrator's page to complain about the accusation, the fake Davkal shows up there saying you and he are best buddies.
  • Suddenly you get blocked and permabanned for being Davkal's sockpuppet. You try to explain that you are NOT this Davkal, but you find your talk page blocked, which is Wikipedia's way of saying Get Your Fucking Ass Off of Wikipedia and keep it out.
  • Science Apologist's henchmen remove all evidence.
  • Time from your "contributation" to having your ass tossed: 2-4 seconds.

Davkal believes this is all part of a huge plot enabled by the Robertson Panel, Operation Mockingbird, and the US government.

How it actually works

If you place anything on Wikipedia that is total bullshit then sane people will see your contributions and your sorry ass tossed from Wikipedia and make sure that UFO-Monkey-Raping-Paranormal-Ghosts and similar insane bullshit is kept OFF of Wikipedia. On Wikipedia, articles about porn get more respect than paranormal wanking.

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