Davkal

Davkal was an editor who was eventually banned from TOW for behaving like a total asshat dickhead cunt. His dreams of replacing science with his own important knowledge of the spirit world, magic crystals, zombie mating rituals, ghost puppet children, and psychically-induced orgasms (which are the dope) were ruthlessly thwarted by his arch Wiki-enemy, Science Apologist. He also is convinced the US Gubbamint is plotting to hide the truth of anal-probing space aliens from the population.

Some guy on the internet made an evil robot with my name on it

Davkal's sworn enemy on Wikipedia is Science Apologist, and Davkal's psychotic fantasy is that his evil nemesis has created a robot sockpuppet named "Davkal" that is programmed to act like an ass on Wikipedia and discredit all that superstitious but totally cool paranormal shit. Davkal imagines that when anything that disagrees with Science Apologist lands on Wikipedia, he finds out who placed the bullshit, and then a fake "Davkal" appears on the article talk page, gets banned again, and no one complains because Science Apologist has friends who are admins on Wikipedia.

How Davkal imagines it works

You place a "contributation" on Wikipedia that says UFOs are for real and the US govt. is full of shit, and cite your source as some UFO nut webpage.
Suddenly, a fake Davkal appears on the talk page acting all batshit crazy.
Then a Wikipedia Template appears on YOUR talk page, calling YOU a sockpuppet.
If you go to the administrator's page to complain about the accusation, the fake Davkal shows up there saying you and he are best buddies.
Suddenly you get blocked and permabanned for being Davkal's sockpuppet. You try to explain that you are NOT this Davkal, but you find your talk page blocked, which is Wikipedia's way of saying Get Your Fucking Ass Off of Wikipedia and keep it out.
Science Apologist's henchmen remove all evidence.
Time from your "contributation" to having your ass tossed: 2-4 seconds.

Davkal believes this is all part of a huge plot enabled by the Robertson Panel, Operation Mockingbird, and the US government.

How it actually works

If you place anything on Wikipedia that is total bullshit then sane people will see your contributions and your sorry ass tossed from Wikipedia and make sure that UFO-Monkey-Raping-Paranormal-Ghosts and similar insane bullshit is kept OFF of Wikipedia. On Wikipedia, articles about porn get more respect than paranormal wanking.