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'''Stuxnet'''{{jew}} is a computer worm created [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]] by Israel's [[JIDF|Jewish Internet Defense Force]] and some other [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|hackers on steroids]], in retribution to Iran's president [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Ahmadinejad's]] latest trolling attempts. This includes making a speech at a [[UN|UN]] conference about how [[JEWS DID WTC|Jews are responsible for 9/11]], and threatening to [[serious business|throw a stone at Israel]] across the Labanese border soon when he'll be there, like the typical [[Jews|Jew]] he is.


==The Drama Begins==
'''Stuxnet'''{{Jew}} is a computer worm created [[last Thursday]] by Israel's [[JIDF|Jewish Internet Defense Force]] and some other [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|hackers on steroids]], in retribution to Iran's president [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]'s latest trolling attempts. This includes making a speech at a [[UN]] conference about how [[JEWS DID WTC|Jews are responsible for 9/11]], and threatening to [[serious business|throw a stone at Israel]] across the Labanese border soon when he'll be there, like the typical [[Jews|Jew]] he is.
[[File:Stuxnet in my nuclear reactor.jpg|thumb|left|[[X? in my Y?|It's more likely than you think.]]]]


In September 2010, [[Aybabtu|war was beginning]]. A Windows-specific computer worm infiltrated Iran's Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant computers (which all run illegal copies of Windows 98), and began [[EPIC WIN|sabotaging the power plant's control systems]]. It was discovered after all the computers went into [[Windows|Blue Screen of Death]] mode. The final confirmation came when Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu sent an IM to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, stating "[[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|All your nuclear reactorz are belong to us]]". The Persians soon assembled their local [[Geek Squad|Geek Squad]] unit, but because [[fact|they are constantly fapping to pr0n]], as of October 1st, they still aren't able to tame the [[Penis|wild worm]], and the launching of the nuclear reactor is delayed in a few months.
== The Drama Begins ==


[[Image:Stuxnet in my nuclear reactor.jpg|thumb|left|[[X? in my Y?|It's more likely than you think.]]]]


[[some argue|It is believed]] that, just like catching [[AIDS|AIDS]] from a whore, the infection had originated from Russian laptops belonging to Russian contractors at the site of Bushehr power plant. You know what this means. [[OMG|HOLY SHIT JEWS CONTROL RUSSIA TOO!!!!!!!11]]
In September 2010, [[Aybabtu|war was beginning]]. A Windows-specific computer worm infiltrated Iran's Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant computers (which all run illegal copies of Windows 98), and began [[EPIC WIN|sabotaging the power plant's control systems]]. It was discovered after all the computers went into the [[Windows|Blue Screen of Death]] mode. The final confirmation came when Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu sent an IM to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, stating "[[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|All your nuclear reactorz are belong to us]]". The Persians soon assembled their local [[Geek Squad]] unit, but because [[Fact|they were constantly fapping to pr0n]] they weren't able to tame the [[Penis|wild worm]] and the launching of the nuclear reactor was delayed.


==See Also==


*[[Jewish Internet Defense Force]]
[[Some argue|It is believed]] that, just like catching [[AIDS]] from a whore, the infection had originated from Russian laptops belonging to Russian contractors at the site of Bushehr power plant. You know what this means. [[OMG|HOLY SHIT JEWS CONTROL RUSSIA TOO!!!!!!!11]]
*[[Megaphone Desktop Tool]]
 
*[[Cyberwarfare]]
== See Also ==
*[[HACKERS ON STEROIDS]]
 
*[[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]
* [[Jewish Internet Defense Force]]
*[[Virus]]
* [[Megaphone Desktop Tool]]
*[[AIDS]]
* [[Cyberwarfare]]
*[[Israel]]
* [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS]]
* [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]
* [[Virus]]
* [[AIDS]]
* [[Israel]]
 


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Latest revision as of 03:31, 5 September 2015

Stuxnet's creators at work

Stuxnet✡ is a computer worm created last Thursday by Israel's Jewish Internet Defense Force and some other hackers on steroids, in retribution to Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's latest trolling attempts. This includes making a speech at a UN conference about how Jews are responsible for 9/11, and threatening to throw a stone at Israel across the Labanese border soon when he'll be there, like the typical Jew he is.

The Drama Begins

It's more likely than you think.

In September 2010, war was beginning. A Windows-specific computer worm infiltrated Iran's Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant computers (which all run illegal copies of Windows 98), and began sabotaging the power plant's control systems. It was discovered after all the computers went into the Blue Screen of Death mode. The final confirmation came when Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu sent an IM to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, stating "All your nuclear reactorz are belong to us". The Persians soon assembled their local Geek Squad unit, but because they were constantly fapping to pr0n they weren't able to tame the wild worm and the launching of the nuclear reactor was delayed.


It is believed that, just like catching AIDS from a whore, the infection had originated from Russian laptops belonging to Russian contractors at the site of Bushehr power plant. You know what this means. HOLY SHIT JEWS CONTROL RUSSIA TOO!!!!!!!11

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