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'''Mechanophilia''' is a [[a frank discussion of mental illness|mental disorder]] of the type [[paraphilia]] described as a sexual attraction to inanimate objects (mainly machines, hence the name). It develops during the late anal period (5-7 years old) and is much more common among girls. | '''Mechanophilia''' is a [[a frank discussion of mental illness|mental disorder]] of the type [[paraphilia]] described as a sexual attraction to inanimate objects (mainly machines, hence the name). It develops during the late anal period (5-7 years old) and is much more common among girls. | ||
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* Using a [[zeta toy]] - [[furry]] [[mecha]], extremely [[inconsistent personality disorder|fucked up]]. | * Using a [[zeta toy]] - [[furry]] [[mecha]], extremely [[inconsistent personality disorder|fucked up]]. | ||
* Purchasing a [[dildo]]/artificial [[cunt|pussy]]. | * Purchasing a [[dildo]]/artificial [[cunt|pussy]]. | ||
* Growing up watching ''[[Mai Waifu|My Life As A Teenage Robot]]''. | |||
* Having an [[orgasm]] caused by a [[M._Chaos|butt machine.]] | * Having an [[orgasm]] caused by a [[M._Chaos|butt machine.]] | ||
* Sexual arousal by the thought of getting a pacemaker. | * Sexual arousal by the thought of getting a pacemaker. | ||
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The situation is not hopeless, however. [[Japan]]ese and [[Korea]]ns are already developing robots that have genitals mimicking that of humans, and mecha is lawful in most parts of the world. | The situation is not hopeless, however. [[Japan]]ese and [[Korea]]ns are already developing robots that have genitals mimicking that of humans, and mecha is lawful in most parts of the world. | ||
==Legality== | |||
Mechanophilia is treated very seriously in some jurisdictions. The [[United Kingdom]] is notable for having strict anti-mechanophilia laws in place, which means that anyone who... hang on... | |||
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[[File:Wikipedia mechanophilia undetected bullshit composite illus.jpg|center|1100px]] | |||
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... erm, actually it turns out that mechanophilia ''isn't'' a crime in the UK at all (as Wikipedia claims). But amazingly, it turns out that -- according to Wikipedia's own source -- behaving in a sexual way in public ''is'' a crime, the basic offense of "breaching the peace", whether you do it with a bicycle, a horse, an old sock, or [[Fapping|just your hand.]] But since there was no way of spotting this [[No|incredibly subtle]] legal distinction, perhaps Wikipedia can be forgiven. | |||
No, fuck that, if any of the pompous assholes who treat Wikipedia as their personal intellectual fiefdom had seen the above claim and thought about it for more than 10 fucking seconds they would have realised that their ludicrous idea would mean that [[vibrator|vibrators]] would be [[B&|outlawed]] and most [[Whores|British women]] would be in prison. | |||
And it turns out that a few journalists didn't give it more than 10 seconds of thought either, and mindlessly cuntpasted this ridiculous factoid while [[Googling|performing journalistic research.]] | |||
Read 'em and weep. | |||
===Hall of plagiarising shame=== | |||
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File:Wikipedia mechanophilia bullshit copypasted by fitday.jpg | |||
File:Wikipedia mechanophilia bullshit copypasted in prague.jpg | |||
File:Wikipedia mechanophilia bullshit copypasted by vice dot com.jpg | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Robot use a tractor beam on a penis.gif|Mechanophiles fantasize about this all the time. | |||
File:Vocaloid robot.jpeg | |||
image:Akihabara.jpg|Oh noes[[oneoneone|!!!11!1!]] | image:Akihabara.jpg|Oh noes[[oneoneone|!!!11!1!]] | ||
Image:Akihabara Rail Mechanophilia.jpg|Rail in Akihabara, [[Japan]] | Image:Akihabara Rail Mechanophilia.jpg|Rail in Akihabara, [[Japan]] | ||
Image:ShinkanzenXruki Mechanophilia.jpg|An artist's impression of what mecha might look like. | Image:ShinkanzenXruki Mechanophilia.jpg|An artist's impression of what mecha might look like. | ||
image:Chiihid2.jpg|The unconscious Chii. | image:Chiihid2.jpg|The unconscious Chii. | ||
File:Woman dies alone.jpg | |||
</gallery> | File:Building a woman.jpg | ||
File:Machine tentacle rape.jpg | |||
</gallery> | |||
}} | |||
==Famous mecha== | ==Famous mecha== | ||
* [[Robokin]]s | * [[Robokin]]s | ||
* [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] | * [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] | ||
* [[Bill Gates]] | * [[Bill Gates]] | ||
* [[girlmecha]] | * [[girlmecha]] | ||
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*[[Transhumanism]] | *[[Transhumanism]] | ||
*[[OS-tan]] | *[[OS-tan]] | ||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
{{psychology}} | |||
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | |||
[[Category:Furries]] | |||
Latest revision as of 15:15, 20 August 2024
Mechanophilia is a mental disorder of the type paraphilia described as a sexual attraction to inanimate objects (mainly machines, hence the name). It develops during the late anal period (5-7 years old) and is much more common among girls.
Diagnostic criteria
- Insertion of Barbie dolls/model railway/Tamagotchi or similar into oneself's vagina/anus/peepeehole during early childhood.
- Have ever watched a Chobits episode.
- Hugging pillows.
- Intense, recurring, sexually arousing fantasies or dreams of anything without a heartbeat for a period of at least 6 months.
- Using a zeta toy - furry mecha, extremely fucked up.
- Purchasing a dildo/artificial pussy.
- Growing up watching My Life As A Teenage Robot.
- Having an orgasm caused by a butt machine.
- Sexual arousal by the thought of getting a pacemaker.
- Obsession with Transformers porn.
- You are Realmrsoptimusprime
Prognosis
Everything has been tried - even real, live intercourse with a prostitute. It didn't help. Possible reasons of this revealed by a scientific study conducted at Kyodai include:
- Artificial pussies/anuses are tighter than real human genitalia.
- Dildos are more powerful/bigger than the genuine article.
- Hitachi Lick-o-matic with Duracell batteries never wear out while real carpet munchers' tongues get tired pretty fast.
- Most importantly, real sex requires the participants to experience some emotions, of which mecha are incapable.
The situation is not hopeless, however. Japanese and Koreans are already developing robots that have genitals mimicking that of humans, and mecha is lawful in most parts of the world.
Legality
Mechanophilia is treated very seriously in some jurisdictions. The United Kingdom is notable for having strict anti-mechanophilia laws in place, which means that anyone who... hang on...
... erm, actually it turns out that mechanophilia isn't a crime in the UK at all (as Wikipedia claims). But amazingly, it turns out that -- according to Wikipedia's own source -- behaving in a sexual way in public is a crime, the basic offense of "breaching the peace", whether you do it with a bicycle, a horse, an old sock, or just your hand. But since there was no way of spotting this incredibly subtle legal distinction, perhaps Wikipedia can be forgiven.
No, fuck that, if any of the pompous assholes who treat Wikipedia as their personal intellectual fiefdom had seen the above claim and thought about it for more than 10 fucking seconds they would have realised that their ludicrous idea would mean that vibrators would be outlawed and most British women would be in prison.
And it turns out that a few journalists didn't give it more than 10 seconds of thought either, and mindlessly cuntpasted this ridiculous factoid while performing journalistic research.
Read 'em and weep.
Hall of plagiarising shame
Gallery
Famous mecha
See Also
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