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Christopher Jason Ross is <s>28</s> 36 year-old sick-fuck that gets off on attention, like any other [[troll|jerk]]. Chris has succeeded in pissing off the Female race. Chris seems to enjoy the attention he get's from his rabid [[haters|fans]] and he easily reels them all in with every comment he makes. It all started with sexist comments towards various people and led to an all out war on his Facebook page, among other sites. Chris also likes Nazism and claims he "likes the attention". Many onlookers believe that Chris may have mental problems. With each comment Chris likes to openly express his racism and his [[hate|love]] for the Female race.
 
[[File:Tumblr inline mpna29QC451qz4rgp.jpg|200px|thumb|left|A picture of Chris]]
[[File:Selfsuckfix2.jpg|200px|thumb|MI COOL YET ED????]]
'''Christopher Jason Ross''' is 28 year-old homosexual [[pedophile]] who, like any other [[gay|faggot]], enjoys the cock a lot. They also call him a [[cock]]-enjoyer because of this. [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] has succeeded in sucking off the majority of the [[Jizz|gay community]]. Chris seems to enjoy the [[Attention_whore|attention]] he get's from his rabid [[Mother|mom]] and he [[Lie|easily reels all the cock in with every comment he makes]]. It all started with [[Jew|Marxist]] comments towards [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|various people]] and led to an all out gay orgy on his [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Failbook page]], among other [[Gay|sites]]. Chris also likes [[Shota|little boys]] and claims he [[Truth|"likes the attention"]] which is why he made this ED page about himself, won't somebody [[No|please care. please?]]. [[Fact|Nobody believes Chris is cool]]. With each comment Chris likes to openly express his [[Gay|love for men]] and his [[hate]] for [[tits]].


==The beginning==
==The beginning==
[[Last_thursday|On July 8th, 2013]] [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Christopher Jason Ross was called out]] in a [[Gay|Gay.com]] post made by some [[nigger]] and why are you still reading this page. [http://www.meatspin.com original call-out]. [[Nobody|People reblogged]] the [[Cocks|post]] to the point of Chris crying for attention. [[Lie|It is not clear whether he purposely wanted this to happen or not]]. [[Nobody|According to some]] of his boyfriends, this isn't the first time Chris self-sucked himself. [[Nobody|Some people]] notably know Chris his asshole inside and out. He likes the attention and some [[AIDS]]. Chris is a homosexual. He probably enjoyed the special attention his daddy gave him late at night as a [[Shota|young boy]] while people were continually beating him up in school. His profile saying that he will suck everybody's cocks for every like he recieves on failbook. As of October 2013 he also wishes to become [[Nigger|black]] it is unclear if this is to try and get attention as a rapper.
On July 8th, 2013 Christopher Jason Ross was called out in {{archive|g7H3H|a Tumblr post}} made by "stickiebun13". People reblogged the post to the point of Chris gaining tons of attention. It is not clear whether he purposely wanted this to happen or not. According to some of his trolls, this isn't the first time Chris has caused an uproar. Some people notably know Chris likes the attention and some [[retards|don't]]. Chris is currently enjoying his attention while people are continually spamming his profile saying that he will be [[raped|in jail]] soon.


==Later On==
==Later On==
[[Last_thursday|On July 9th, 2013]], ah who gives a fuck.  
On July 9th, 2013 the original call-out poster made an update with a screen shot of a post stating that Chris would be banned from all Mid-West anime conventions.
{{quote| I like big nigger dicks.}}
{{quote| So i think the furry fandom shall be next!|Chris' response to being banned from cons}}
He also again, who gives a fuck.
He also made a comment on his facebook account that led to even more attention from onlookers.
[[File:945912 10201510923878689 320303391 n.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris' comment about rape]]


[[File:Candypenis.gif|frame|center|Jizz is made out of candy as far as Chris is concerned.]]
==Response==
 
Among the comments in response to Chris' behavior, some are whiteknight responses and some are [[trolls|loving]]. One commenter claimed they were going to spread his name around 4chan. Others have fed Chris the attention he has been wanting ever so badly.  
{{clear}}
{{quote|All this fucking white knighting is pathetic. Guys, con girls won't sleep with you simply because you make fun of some deluded creepy asshole on the internet.|One commenter}}


==Response==
{{quote|By exes, You mean Rosey Palm? Your hand?|Comment in response to Chris claiming he has exes}}


[[Truth|You are a faggot]], Chris. Is the usual response to his constant self-sucking on ED. This is basically the tl;dr version.
[[File:1288 213672565450555 695788300 n.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Reality.]]


<center>
<center>
<youtube>NWJTCAEIv7U</youtube><br /><big>'''Chris leading the Gay parade, if his dreams came true.'''</big>
<big>'''Chris leading the Nazis'''</big>
<youtube>JY1AyoiHJTs</youtube>
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{{morphquote|CJR_quotes nobody gives a shit about|background-color: white|font-weight: bold;
|So many cocks, so little time| Gotta catch them all
|By exes, You mean the men I sucked off?| a comment full of truth}}


==Aftermath==
==Aftermath==
He got AIDS and died and his shitty self-sucking ED page got vandalized mercilessly and eventually deleted.  
Once the trolling finally got on [[pussy|Chris' last nerve]], Chris changed his privacy to not allow the viewing of his photos to non-friends and non-followers.  


In the early hours of July 14th, 2013, he started sucking cock again, but this time real early in the morning as to receive the [[Lemon_party|early bird special]].
==Chris' responses==
Chris' actual purpose:
{{quote|Or you just got trolled.|Chris}}
In response to people saying he's butthurt over rejection:
{{quote|Or the little girls that hit on me|Chris}}
In response to people saying he needs mental help:
{{quote|Sorry, i haven't been diagnosed with anything lately.|Chris}}
In response to people hating on him:
{{quote|You think i give a fuck?|Chris}}
Various comebacks:
{{quote|Shut up, future cripple. Tell that to the police rofl|Chris}}


At an indeterminate point of time after September, Chris' deviantART account ah shit, again, nobody gives a shit. Kinda like bigfoot, actually.  
==Party van==
Update: he's in jail now for possession of [[CP]], disseminating obscene material to a minor, and interstate communication with threat to injure.    


According to a post on one of Christopher's [[Shota|victims]], Chris his dick is smaller than a 4th graders cock.
[[File:Chrismugshot1.jpg|alt=The male pattern baldness hit hard.]]
[[File:Chrismugshot3.jpg]]


==Chris' responses==
Chris is currently being held in [https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/mar/ USP Marion.] His register number is #51084-424, and his release date is in 2034.
[[File:Selfsuckfix.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Moar reality -Fix'd.]]


<center>{{morphquote|CJR_quotes2|background-color: white|font-weight: bold;
==Links and shit==
|Or I suck your big floppy penis?| his actual purpose
*[http://www.trendolizer.com/2013/07/warning-to-any-female-cosplayer-in-the-chicago-and-surounding-areas.html Another warning]
|Or the little boys that hit on me| in response to his mother claiming he's a child molester
*{{archive|g7H3H|original call-out}}
|Sorry, i have aspergers.| shit nobody cares about
*{{archive|4i2Q1|Anime Con Update}}
|PLEASE SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME ATTENTION| this happens a lot
*<s>{{facebook|spikerommel}}</s> '''Dead'''
|I sucked my fathers cock again | typical post}}</center>
*{{archive|GK2s3|Another report on Chris}}
*[http://stickiebun13.deviantart.com/journal/So-I-kinda-got-a-death-threat-today-383981920 Deviantart call-out by the victim] {{archive|Sw2E2}}
*[https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/11417591/United_States_of_America_v_Ross Indictment, currently behind a paywall]


{{clear}}
==Links and shit==
*[http://www.meatspin.com His record is watching [[Over_9000|340892730390687268349 spins]].]


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Latest revision as of 05:30, 12 August 2021

Christopher Jason Ross is 28 36 year-old sick-fuck that gets off on attention, like any other jerk. Chris has succeeded in pissing off the Female race. Chris seems to enjoy the attention he get's from his rabid fans and he easily reels them all in with every comment he makes. It all started with sexist comments towards various people and led to an all out war on his Facebook page, among other sites. Chris also likes Nazism and claims he "likes the attention". Many onlookers believe that Chris may have mental problems. With each comment Chris likes to openly express his racism and his love for the Female race.

A picture of Chris

The beginning

On July 8th, 2013 Christopher Jason Ross was called out in a Tumblr post made by "stickiebun13". People reblogged the post to the point of Chris gaining tons of attention. It is not clear whether he purposely wanted this to happen or not. According to some of his trolls, this isn't the first time Chris has caused an uproar. Some people notably know Chris likes the attention and some don't. Chris is currently enjoying his attention while people are continually spamming his profile saying that he will be in jail soon.

Later On

On July 9th, 2013 the original call-out poster made an update with a screen shot of a post stating that Chris would be banned from all Mid-West anime conventions.

   
 
So i think the furry fandom shall be next!
 

 
 

—Chris' response to being banned from cons

He also made a comment on his facebook account that led to even more attention from onlookers.

File:945912 10201510923878689 320303391 n.jpg
Chris' comment about rape

Response

Among the comments in response to Chris' behavior, some are whiteknight responses and some are loving. One commenter claimed they were going to spread his name around 4chan. Others have fed Chris the attention he has been wanting ever so badly.

   
 
All this fucking white knighting is pathetic. Guys, con girls won't sleep with you simply because you make fun of some deluded creepy asshole on the internet.
 

 
 

—One commenter

   
 
By exes, You mean Rosey Palm? Your hand?
 

 
 

—Comment in response to Chris claiming he has exes

File:1288 213672565450555 695788300 n.jpg
Reality.

Chris leading the Nazis

Aftermath

Once the trolling finally got on Chris' last nerve, Chris changed his privacy to not allow the viewing of his photos to non-friends and non-followers.

Chris' responses

Chris' actual purpose:

   
 
Or you just got trolled.
 

 
 

—Chris

In response to people saying he's butthurt over rejection:

   
 
Or the little girls that hit on me
 

 
 

—Chris

In response to people saying he needs mental help:

   
 
Sorry, i haven't been diagnosed with anything lately.
 

 
 

—Chris

In response to people hating on him:

   
 
You think i give a fuck?
 

 
 

—Chris

Various comebacks:

   
 
Shut up, future cripple. Tell that to the police rofl
 

 
 

—Chris

Party van

Update: he's in jail now for possession of CP, disseminating obscene material to a minor, and interstate communication with threat to injure.

The male pattern baldness hit hard.

Chris is currently being held in USP Marion. His register number is #51084-424, and his release date is in 2034.

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