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Now, because we can't be arsed to think any more about the deranged subject at hand, we'll let one of the [[Sick Fuck]]s [http://www.velocity.net/~galen/psexfaq.html speak for us]. | Now, because we can't be arsed to think any more about the deranged subject at hand, we'll let one of the [[Sick Fuck]]s [http://www.velocity.net/~galen/psexfaq.html speak for us]. | ||
==How does one | ==How does one sex a plushie?== | ||
[[File:Stuffed raccoon.gif|frame|"[[Sick Fuck|a romantic, erotic act]]"]] | [[File:Stuffed raccoon.gif|frame|"[[Sick Fuck|a romantic, erotic act]]"]] | ||
[[masturbate|Mostly we teach ourselves]]. Myself, I discovered [[Faggotry|plush sex]] long before I knew there was another adult in the world who [[fucked|loved]] stuffed animals as I did. I just [[ | [[masturbate|Mostly we teach ourselves]]. Myself, I discovered [[Faggotry|plush sex]] long before I knew there was another adult in the world who [[fucked|loved]] stuffed animals as I did. I just [[Almost raped|cuddled and slept with]] my [[cumdumpster|special]] plushie, and being a [[Bullshit|normal man]], my [[Fat|body]] could not help but show my feelings. | ||
At first I resisted, because I regarded my [[Cum|love]] for my plushies as [[Pathetic|purely innocent]], but I came to realize that [[ | At first I resisted, because I regarded my [[Cum|love]] for my plushies as [[Pathetic|purely innocent]], but I came to realize that [[DO IT FAGGOT|consummating that love]] was [[no|innocent, too, and completely natural]]. It was a [[Faggot|feeling I just could not deny]], nor [[Unrealistic expectations|feel ashamed of in any way]]. | ||
Stroking a plushie over [[Cock|any sensitive part of ones body]] is another [[sick fuck|nice way to achieve arousal]]. Some of us have such [[Dying alone|strong feelings for plushies]] that we can make ourselves [[ | Stroking a plushie over [[Cock|any sensitive part of ones body]] is another [[sick fuck|nice way to achieve arousal]]. Some of us have such [[Dying alone|strong feelings for plushies]] that we can make ourselves [[I Came|peak]] just by [[WTF|looking at them]], or just [[what the actual fuck|sniffing their scent]]. We tend to modify our plushies for [[Rape|sex]], too. | ||
[[WTF|Many other fetishes can easily be combined with plush sex, as well]]. [[Yiff|Indulge freely in your fancies]]! | [[WTF|Many other fetishes can easily be combined with plush sex, as well]]. [[Yiff|Indulge freely in your fancies]]! | ||
===Should I 'go all the way' with my plushies? ?=== | ===Should I 'go all the way' with my plushies??=== | ||
I do! To me, giving my gift of [[cock|love]] to my plushies is a sacramental act. However, unless you like your partners to be [[cum|spoogey]] ([[sick fuck|which some of us do]]), be aware that semen or vaginal fluid can mar their fur if left to dry untreated. If this concerns you, be sure to [[furshampoo|comb and dry]] the fur thoroughly right after [[yiffing|sex]], and untangle all the stuck-together plush. Because even simple cuddling will wear out a plushie over time, though, I always try to buy at least two of a stuffed animal that I know I couldn't live without. That way, I can [[rape|love one without any inhibition | I do! To me, giving my gift of [[cock|love]] to my plushies is a [[Cult|sacramental act]]. However, unless you like your partners to be [[cum|spoogey]] ([[sick fuck|which some of us do]]), be aware that semen or vaginal fluid can mar their fur if left to dry untreated. If this concerns you, be sure to [[furshampoo|comb and dry]] the fur thoroughly right after [[yiffing|sex]], and untangle all the stuck-together plush. Because even simple cuddling will wear out a plushie over time, though, I always try to buy at least two of a stuffed animal that I know I couldn't live without. That way, I can [[rape|love]] one without any inhibition, and still have a new one if/when the time comes to retire the first. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:11, 29 December 2018
SPH stands for Strategically Placed Hole and is a reference to the fuckholes that furfags into Plushophilia make in their stuffed animals so that they can anally violate them. Those who would rather have a dick up their ass, strap a "Strategically Placed Appendage" to their dolls and go to town.
That's right: these "stuffed animal lovers" are ripping up, mangling, covering with cum, and otherwise destroying the stuffed animals they "love". Why? Because they are sick fucks nobody else in the world would ever even consider fuckable and they have mental illnesses that make them think that a stuffed animal is a good substitute for a living human being.
Now, because we can't be arsed to think any more about the deranged subject at hand, we'll let one of the Sick Fucks speak for us.
How does one sex a plushie?
Mostly we teach ourselves. Myself, I discovered plush sex long before I knew there was another adult in the world who loved stuffed animals as I did. I just cuddled and slept with my special plushie, and being a normal man, my body could not help but show my feelings.
At first I resisted, because I regarded my love for my plushies as purely innocent, but I came to realize that consummating that love was innocent, too, and completely natural. It was a feeling I just could not deny, nor feel ashamed of in any way.
Stroking a plushie over any sensitive part of ones body is another nice way to achieve arousal. Some of us have such strong feelings for plushies that we can make ourselves peak just by looking at them, or just sniffing their scent. We tend to modify our plushies for sex, too.
Many other fetishes can easily be combined with plush sex, as well. Indulge freely in your fancies!
Should I 'go all the way' with my plushies??
I do! To me, giving my gift of love to my plushies is a sacramental act. However, unless you like your partners to be spoogey (which some of us do), be aware that semen or vaginal fluid can mar their fur if left to dry untreated. If this concerns you, be sure to comb and dry the fur thoroughly right after sex, and untangle all the stuck-together plush. Because even simple cuddling will wear out a plushie over time, though, I always try to buy at least two of a stuffed animal that I know I couldn't live without. That way, I can love one without any inhibition, and still have a new one if/when the time comes to retire the first.
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My first Realdoll has a Strategically Placed Hole -
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Bronies *LOVE* SPHs -
Now in blow up form! :D -
Dear God, why? -
It's like fucking a baby with tits and fox ears. -
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