Joe Biden

JOE BIDEN HAS SURPASSED DONALD TRUMP TO BE THE LEAST-POPULAR FIRST TERM PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY

DARK BRANDON DROPPED OUT !!!

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It’s Over, Back to the retirement home gramps

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., a.k.a. Robert Peters, #PedoPete, and The Joepedo is the current president of the USA. Having been raised in a Puerto-Rican-Jewish gay suburb, this American lifeguard and coal miner overcame all the odds to win the 2020 Presidential Elections, becoming the side bitch of shadow-President Kamala "Cocksucker" Harris. His gaffes, dementia, and pedophiliac behavior were staples of his successful campaign yielding 81 million votes, the most votes of any politician. Ever. After "winning", President Kamala returned to sucking Michelle Obama's cock, who in turn vigorously fellated the Jews, because the US is a vassal state of Israel. As the Democrats' figurehead, President Biden epitomizes the brilliant minds that run the Democrat party.

In November of "THE WORST YEAR EVER," this brilliant lawyer won the election fair and square, with turnouts in excess of 100%, and ascended to the throne of president of the USA, proving that being a pedophile is now a requirement for American presidents. Now, Biden gets to have two scoops of chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream! Just like dRuMpF!!111

Joe Biden was installed as the 46th President of the USA on January 20th, 2021, after Trump tried to defend the Republic against a hostile domestic threat. The Biden Regime managed to lose an entire war, empower Cultural Marxism on the federal level, and devastate the economy, all in less than two years, and left Joe Biden with the lowest job approval rating of any U.S. president ever.

The worst is yet to come.

2020 dark horse campaign

The somatic effect of restraining oneself from groping everyone in the room

After Hillary's popularity failed to secure her the nomination, Delaware Joe was picked as Kamala's Vice President. Mostly because rose-tinted memories of the Obama Administration were literally their only chance of lasting hope and change. It was then decided that Joe would fall up the stairs in the 2020 election much to the chagrin of Bernie Sanders supporters as it was his last chance to run for the president, much like Joe since both of them will most likely be dead by 2024. The voters didn't even care that he likes to purr at dog-faced pony soldiers. In several of the debates, his brilliant mind was on display as he mumbled through several answers, and in another one, a blood vessel in his eye flattened and left him clear-eyed until the end. It's clear to say that this was the most entertaining election and was a display of Our Democracy™ in action.

Children issues

Pedobear approved!

;What would you do if a child was in front of you?

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Kamala Harris selected as shadow president

The Biden Regime in a nutshell

After spending several years in his house falling up the stairs and chasing his dog around while in the buff, the DNC selected goose stepping Kamala Harris (no relation to Hitler) to be president. Kamala is a Foxxxy Mulatto black/indian whose married to a Jew, so she was the perfect choice to appeal to suburban white women who want to appear woke by voting for a colored person but don't want to go too far.

Kamala is a former State Prosecutor from San Francisco, a city much like any run of the mill Cosmopolitan Utopia where the streets are littered with shit and aids of all kinds and where the homeless situation is so severe several nonbinary intersectional ANTIFA members are looking into a final solution for the domestically challenged.

After George Foreman overdosed on knee to the neck Minneapolis in May, while a crowd of colored people watched like cuckolds witnessing Shane Diesel fuck their wives. Democrats changed their relationship status with law enforcement to it's complicated in pursuit of Big Black Cocks to satisfy their racial fetish. As such Kamala's record as Grillbitch which included unreasonable actions such as locking up Niggers didn't sit well with a lot of coloreds, including the BLT movement. Fear not, because Kamala, like most politicians, went ahead and changed her position on "America's Finest"; Going from 'law and order' - to 'rape, meth, and murder'.

Like father, like son

Sleepy Joe and Hunter, looking splendid as always

A major point of concern in the 2020 election was the party successfully covering up Hunter Biden's laptop, and the CP that was on it. Naturally only the peasants were actually concerned, as the old media covered it up, and social media censored fucking everything.

Many great and tremendous American journalists covered this conspiracy, but the laptop, unfortunately, went missing before any conclusive evidence could be proven to the public, only to turn up on 4chan in July 2022. Not that it stopped the degenerates on Twitter from sharing the data, and CP.^{[sauce plz!?!1!]} Trump may have wanted to fuck his daughter, but Hunter Biden much like Chris-chan had or has a thing for his daddy. Images showed Hunter Biden jacking off to his father delivering a speech, among other things. The Hunter Biden saga would periodically flare up with more information, revealing what anyone with a frontal cortex already knew or suspected. Unfortunately, this information only came to light after it was far too late for it to change anything.

Stealing an election

America's favorite crack-smoking Pillow Deity, Mike Lindell, proved once and for all, that Kamala Harris and the DNC usurped the 2020 election. The DNC covered its tracks by having Dominion countersue Lindell, while Hunter sucked on the pipe to provide evidence against the DNC. By end of August of 2021, the Trump administration was exonerated, after a lulzy exit.

The Harris Administration

Kamala does her best trollface

As with any shadow presidency, you must have a strong administration, with a cis-gendered straight white male as the figurehead. As no one is going to accept an intersectional nonbinary negress who likes pegging her cuck husband in the Oval Office. Much of the work in the White House is done in a private office, and Joe occupies the Oval Office, presumably where his butt gets whipped quite often before he stutters over a teleprompter, while Harris occupies the actual office where work gets done. Presumably, because poor administrators are just as good as white ones. The buck stops here!!!

Saigon shuffle

Joe Biden's approval rating began collapsing after his Afghanistan debacle, culminating with Biden having the lowest sixth-quarter approval rating in presidential polling history

On the eve of the 20th anniversary of an American tragedy, President Harris honored Trump's promise of ending the war in Afghanistan. While absolving herself and the figurehead of all responsibility, using a forced meme to blame Trump for the consequences of the unplanned withdrawal. The war had lasted for over twenty years, and most in the US could predict the inevitable outcome. After over $9,000 dollars were wasted on founding a Republic in the Graveyard of Empires, and over 700,000 lives lost, it was finally time for the America to enjoy a Saturday off, complete with ice cream. But after failing to go all the way, and pulling out to soon (or too late), the Americans had to leave the blood orgy and go home.

In doing so, there was no plan, and no air support, and unlike Hitler, the Secretary of Defense didn't have the ability to move thousands of people at once.

But then again: this always was the plan. One of the first things the MIC does when it invades a country is move in as many US civilians as possible and hire local civilians, thereby turning them into collaborators. Security personnel. Embassy staff. Interpreters. The purpose of this is to make withdrawal very difficult for the government of the day. The main job of the US military is to expend ordnance (remember, kids: our bombs are ordnance; their bombs are IEDs), so that the government has to order more, so that the rich can get richer and so that all those voters in the bomb manufacturing industry keep their jobs and health insurance.

The cure would be to admit that all non-servicepersons who go to a foreign war zone are either spies or mercs - illegal combatants - irrespective of why they are there. But that ain't ever going to happen.

Anyway:

As any group of defeated people do when their leaders abandon them with no water, food, or air support... our "allies" in Afghanistan ran for the hills. This allowed the Taliban to reclaim its place as the rightful popular government of Afghanistan; to kill the pedophile gang leaders ("warlords") that the US installed to run the CIA poppy fields; and to resume razing those CIA poppy fields so that the locals could replant them with - oh, I dunno. Food, maybe.

Neither Joe Biden or his Ginger bitch were anywhere to be found, and were most likely at a pizza shop, fucking each other to CP. Meanwhile, Shadow President Harris decided to pay respect to the fallen Viet Cong by planning a trip to Saigon, amidst the evacuation. Upon revelation to the media, that failed to report this to the public, Harris presumably ordered everyone who wasn't a member of the press corpse, to exit the room, shakily her hand raised to remove her reading glasses, as she screamed at the press corpse.

Kamala laughed to herself as she knew that getting rubes out of high school, who take a nice big puff of the patriotism is the easiest way to kill most white males, and then surrendering to the enemy will break them morally. The vice president continued to lick his ice cream cone while watching silent movies from America's golden age.

A democracy of buffoons

	“	Democracy is now currently defined in Europe as a country run by Jews.	„
	—Ezra Pound

In late August of 2021, the media could no longer cover up for the recklessness of the Harris Administration. Finally, MSM outlets began to criticize Biden, because Boomers finally forgot who Donald Trump was. Impeachment inevitable. LOL disregard that, etc. Nothing was done in 2021, and nothing will be done in 2022, not even in 2023 either. Hunter Biden will continue his chadlike behavior of chasing hookers and blow, courtesy of your tax dollars forever. EDiots predict that Biden will be re-elected in 2024 whether he wins or not.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT NIGGER IN THE BASEMENT!

Later on, it came to light, that Obama might have been running the show remotely all along. Of course, Obama foreshadowed this while talking to liberal academic and all-around cuck, Stephen Colbert. Generally, the best laugh can be had when you're a pedo in the basement, and you switch places with your best nigger friend. You know Obama voted Biden, which ensured Obama's skin color didn't magically shift to white. The look on Colbert's face was priceless because his arch-nemesis, the Republicans, were right all along: Obama was getting a third term. Just not a conventional one.

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Quotes

	“	One point two billion. So you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in-in-in a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman that runs the rub...run-brings out the carts on-on-or-on a forklift. What happened?	„
	—Joe Biden's most inspiring quote

	“	Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.	„
	—Joe Biden, presidential hopeful explaining his sociological concept of race.

	“	There are probably anywhere from 10 to 15 percent of the people out there that are just not very good people	„
	—An interesting percentage...

	“	Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids!	„
	—Wait...

	“	That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.	„
	—Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

	“	What the hell 'concerns', man? You wanna wrestle?	„
	—2021-2025, the new golden era of WWE.

	“	If you agree with me go to Joe... 3-0....3-3-0, and help me in this fight. Thank you very much.	„
	—ZIP Code for Atlanta, Georgia and last possible location of his medication.

	“	We cannot let this, we've never allowed any crisis from the civil war straight through to the pandemic of 17- all the way round - 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle. The way that we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time correct the public health.	„
	—Joe Biden, practicing the ancient arts of necropoliticimancy.

	“	Integrating black students would turn schools into a racial jungle.	„
	—Joe Biden actually said this in the 1970s and African-Americans still support him.

	“	Now we have over 120 million dead from COVID.	„
	—Joe Biden

	“	We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing.	„
	—Joe Biden giving his take on the Declaration of Independence.

	“	Thank you, Dr. Pepper.	„
	—Joe Biden attempting to thank Scott Community College president Theresa Paper

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See also

• 2020 U.S. presidential election
• Barack Obama - Under whom Joe Biden served as vice president.
• Bernie Sanders - Joe Biden defeated him in the 2020 Democratic presidential primary.
• Donald Trump - The legitimate winner of the 2020 presidential election.
• Hillary Clinton - Joe Biden was too scared to run against her in 2016.
• Hunter Biden - Joe Biden's crackhead son.
• Mike Pence
• Sitting Bernie - Meme from Joe's inauguration.

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