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'''Hulk Hogan''' (''Real name'': '''[[Powerword|Terrence Gene Bollea]]''') is an ancient [[blonde]] pro-wrestler known for his times in the WWF during the 1980's. During the 90's he [[wikipedia:Suburban_Commando|shot some]] [[wikipedia:Mr. Nanny|shitty movies]] and went to WCW, which tanked (for lulz have a look at [http://www.scribd.com/doc/287131780/1998-Hulk-Hogan-contract-with-WCW his 1998 WCW contract]) so he returned to [[WWE]]. He then went to [[Professional Wrestling|TNA]] to get his ass kicked by [[Joker|Sting]], they later became [[No homo|friends]] and Hulk was elevated to the position of TNA's 'General Manager'. | '''Hulk [[Hogan]]''' (''Real name'': '''[[Powerword|Terrence Gene Bollea]]''') is an ancient [[blonde]] pro-wrestler known for his times in the WWF during the 1980's. During the 90's he [[wikipedia:Suburban_Commando|shot some]] [[wikipedia:Mr. Nanny|shitty movies]] and went to WCW, which tanked (for lulz have a look at [http://www.scribd.com/doc/287131780/1998-Hulk-Hogan-contract-with-WCW his 1998 WCW contract]) so he returned to [[WWE]]. He then went to [[Professional Wrestling|TNA]] to get his ass kicked by [[Joker|Sting]], they later became [[No homo|friends]] and Hulk was elevated to the position of TNA's 'General Manager'. | ||
Wonder how Hulkster got so big? Easy, it wasn't the penis exercises, he was a management shill from the start. | Wonder how Hulkster got so big? Easy, it wasn't the penis exercises, he was a management shill from the start. | ||
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== Career highlight == | == Career highlight == | ||
<youtube>sYmIULgIOB8</youtube> | <center><youtube>sYmIULgIOB8</youtube></center> | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
[[File:Hulkster.gif|thumb|''"Suck it brother!"'']] | [[File:Hulkster.gif|thumb|''"Suck it brother!"'']] | ||
*[[Nick Hogan]] | *[[Nick Hogan]] | ||
*[[The Incredible Hulk]] | *[[The Incredible Hulk]] | ||
*[[Gawker Media]] | *[[Gawker Media]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* | *{{archive|m6uHI|Gawker: Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway}} <small>(OCT 4, 2012 2:15 PM)</small> | ||
*[http://www.oldgamz.com/?p=4043 Play ''Suburban Commando'' online.] | *[http://www.oldgamz.com/?p=4043 Play ''Suburban Commando'' online.] | ||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan His TOW article is complete bullshit] because Wikipedia is | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan His TOW article is complete bullshit] because Wikipedia is full of insane addicted wrestling fans. An editor called AmericanDad86 kept trying to [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hulk_Hogan&diff=673953653&oldid=673953165 insert] some of Hulk's documented racist rantings in 2015, and was blocked forever. | ||
[[File:NES Wrestling.gif|center|Hogan & Friends]] | [[File:NES Wrestling.gif|center|Hogan & Friends]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:30, 6 February 2022
Hulk Hogan (Real name: Terrence Gene Bollea) is an ancient blonde pro-wrestler known for his times in the WWF during the 1980's. During the 90's he shot some shitty movies and went to WCW, which tanked (for lulz have a look at his 1998 WCW contract) so he returned to WWE. He then went to TNA to get his ass kicked by Sting, they later became friends and Hulk was elevated to the position of TNA's 'General Manager'.
Wonder how Hulkster got so big? Easy, it wasn't the penis exercises, he was a management shill from the start.
Brooke & Lotion
Hogan made the news with some controversy in the mid 2000s due to a leaked photo of him applying suntan-lotion to his daughter's back.
SexTape™
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Recently brought into the spotlight for the release of his sex-tape with his friend Bubba the Love Sponge's ex-wife, Heather Clem. She revealed that his member is the size of a thermos.
He also revealed that his son Nick's current girlfriend's twin sister started hitting on him once she found out that his divorce with Linda Hogan was being finalized.
We also hear Hulk's daughter Brooke (she now works as the GM of the Knockouts division at TNA) Hogan's music playing on Hulk's phone. It's his ring tone.
Quotes
—Bubba | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
LOLSUITS!
- See also: Gawker Dies 2015 and Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal
On the 15th of October 2012 Hogan's rage reached boiling-point resulting in the unleashing of his legal-team who filed two claims; one against Heather Clem and former best-buddy Bubba and a second against the popular Gawker website. The suit against Gawker, filed in Tampa federal court, seeks a one-hundred million dollar settlement on the grounds that Hogan was filmed without his knowledge and that their hosting excerpts from the tape "constitutes a shameful and outrageous invasion of plaintiff's right of privacy by a group of loathsome defendants who have no regard for human dignity and care only about maximizing their revenues and profits at the expense of all others". To the surprise of nobody at all, Hulk was awarded 
(archive) $115 million in damages on March 18, 2016, thus pwning the SJW garbage site known as Gawker.
—Cameron Stracher, a lawyer for Gawker | ||
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Gallery, brother!
Career highlight
See also
External Links
- Gawker: Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway (OCT 4, 2012 2:15 PM)
- Play Suburban Commando online.
- His TOW article is complete bullshit because Wikipedia is full of insane addicted wrestling fans. An editor called AmericanDad86 kept trying to insert some of Hulk's documented racist rantings in 2015, and was blocked forever.
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