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[[Some argue]] that you ought to respect everybody equally on the grounds that all people deserve respect. This is, of course, obvious fucking horseshit and does not stand up to even the slightest bit of serious evaluation.
[[Some argue]] that you ought to respect everybody equally on the grounds that all people deserve respect. This is, of course, obvious fucking horseshit and does not stand up to even the slightest bit of serious evaluation.


Almost [[no one]] deserves your respect, and you don't deserve others'. Know why? Because [[you]] are a [[Forever alone|lonely]] [[virgin]] who sits down all day browsing [[/b/]], getting an ass-rash in the process. Respect is a lot like [[money]], in that it must be [[work|earned]] and not [[welfare|given freely to just any old schmoe who thinks he or she deserves it]].
Almost [[no one]] deserves your respect, and you don't deserve others'. Know why? Because [[you]] are a [[Forever alone|lonely]] [[virgin]] who sits down all day browsing [[B|/b/]], getting an ass-rash in the process. Respect is a lot like [[money]], in that it must be [[work|earned]] and not [[welfare|given freely to just any old schmoe who thinks he or she deserves it]].


However, there are some people do deserve respect, for things such as [[University|doing something with their lives]], or inventing [[Buttsecks|something everyone needs]].  
However, there are some people do deserve respect, for things such as [[University|doing something with their lives]], or inventing [[Buttsecks|something everyone needs]].  

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An example of someone who you should consider respecting.
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This blonde man deserved respect, for being able to tolerate the other man's religion
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Respect is something you will never have.

Many people on the Internet demand, expect or desire respect. Someone with immense respect is clearly not a faggot and knows his away around reality. Admiration for others is uncommon on the internets, because it's infested with 13-year old boys, who are too busy yelling FUCK at fellow CoDFags.


Upon completion of the music-video, the kids continued to churn out more teen suicides


How Respect is viewed by the Internet


   
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Whom To Respect

Some argue that you ought to respect everybody equally on the grounds that all people deserve respect. This is, of course, obvious fucking horseshit and does not stand up to even the slightest bit of serious evaluation.

Almost no one deserves your respect, and you don't deserve others'. Know why? Because you are a lonely virgin who sits down all day browsing /b/, getting an ass-rash in the process. Respect is a lot like money, in that it must be earned and not given freely to just any old schmoe who thinks he or she deserves it.

However, there are some people do deserve respect, for things such as doing something with their lives, or inventing something everyone needs.

Here are some people/things to respect:

Whom To Disrespect

See Also

  • Fear - A concept often confused with respect, usually by pussies.


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